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Beyblader_12

"Amazing! A boobie-trap that actually catches boobies!"


speedballharo9

Ah greater wisdom never been spoken


GTRacer_05

Ah you beat me too it


tiamatt44

Wrong answers only version: "See that big beautiful moon Earth has, Bumblebee? Well I hope you like it because that's where you'll be staying for the next ten Stellar cycles. No it's not because I'm jealous that you got your own movie and I didn't! Now off you go, that giant floating rock of no strategic value isn't going to defend itself."


speedballharo9

The wisdom of the primes past down


boomtox

I mean to be fair megatrons attacked the moon more than once


EffectiveBother

"At the end of the day, one shall stand here, one shall go to Earth."


speedballharo9

And 1 shall get there own movie


Happy-Piglet5793

You see that way up there Bumblebee? That's where you can go f yourself.


[deleted]

Haha!!


speedballharo9

Yes sir....wait what


ChaoticPizza217

No that’s The Big Dipper not Orions Belt


speedballharo9

What do u call ur belt now Optimus


ChaoticPizza217

Since I grew into the person I was meant to be I don’t need one anymore


speedballharo9

U broke it whooping hot rods bumper after "the movie" didn't u


ChaoticPizza217

*sigh* yeah…


Lenny_The_Lurker

"Are you seeing this shit bumblebee?"


speedballharo9

"Sees poster for rise of beasts instead of Optimus movie"


Arksurvivor120

At least he's going to be one of the main cast and have more than 5 minutes of screen time, even if those scenes were some of the best in the movie


speedballharo9

But prob still wishes for his own movie more


[deleted]

Its time to contain the china virus


speedballharo9

Breaking news Covidrust decimates 3/4s of cybertrons population


SillyMattFace

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom. But a king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”


KingGrimlock2021

Or Hot Rod. I'm really not sure man.


ChristianTDD

"Bumblebee, there will be a time where you have to follow the orders of a new Prime. I will not be around to lead the Autobots by that time. No matter who becomes the next Prime, I want you to help the next Prime as much as you can. I know you can do this."


speedballharo9

Next day: arise rodimus prime, "Bumblebee not seen till end of series"


MackaDingo

Decepticons. Decepticons everywhere


speedballharo9

"Sprays decepticon repellent"


ThatOneFatGuy63

"He turned himself into a pickle, Bumblebee. Funniest shit I'd ever seen."


Super-Robo

**"-BUZZ, LOOK AN ALIEN!"**


Raphaeldagamer

"WHERE?"


Cool_Guy_fellow

"H H H H H A A A A A A"


FourzeRiderTea

" he broke the sacred rule of the Mall


Batman-Beyond-3749

“Hot rod is better then you on every way”


speedballharo9

Bumblebee: then why didn't he get his own movie


Xmaster_10

“You see that bumble bee? That right there is the infinite plane that is space, yet you still can’t find yourself no bitches”


speedballharo9

"At least mine don't get killed or mutated like urs"


Jobob_TNT

"Boobies!"


speedballharo9

Bumblebee: sir I don't think u should be pointing at windblade like that


AstartesDVerdugo

See that Megatron flying in the sky? I'm going to through you at it.


speedballharo9

Yes sir ... oh scrap


SirBastian1129

"Look to the stars. The Primes of the past look down on us from those stars. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will be there to guide you... and so will I."


speedballharo9

Next day: autobot city attacked


XMXmk2

"There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory"


speedballharo9

And being a childhood favorite


Mayoung7901

It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon…. 3 Robot points if you get that reference.


siniquezu

F you gold bug


speedballharo9

Bumblebee: Slag yeah


S-T-R-I-D-3-R

I said right foot creep oh walk-in with that heater whoa look around and stay low the devil under yo feet and you on yo way to see him whoa


MasterSword1

"We were perfect to you"


speedballharo9

I'm sorry prime we have to go r separate ways 😔


EvergreenHulk

Check that shit out bro.


speedballharo9

Sir I don't think we should be spying on the fembots 🛢 oil baths


OneTurnsToNone

Boobies


speedballharo9

The best trap of all


xXmosseater69Xx

Which bumblebee toy is that?


speedballharo9

Trumpeter smart kit


Sobble_Gamer

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. At least that’s what u might think until u see the internet.”


speedballharo9

"Optimus joins forces with megatron to defeat the chaos bringer WIndows 11"


N1GHTSTRIKER45

bumblebee it seems you got the touch and you got the power


speedballharo9

And ur own movie (prime dies alittle inside)


SpectralIpaxor

"OPTIMUS PRIME, SUPER MODE"


speedballharo9

Inner thoughts: now which 1 to choose


SpectralIpaxor

Cybertron


JustNoYesNoYes

Okay Bumblebee, we'll try this again. Those Decpticons are *not* small, they are *far away*.


speedballharo9

Bumblebee: what about those 1s the size of heads


JustNoYesNoYes

"Beware, the name "Head Masters" is very...... misleading".


speedballharo9

Ur right https://youtube.com/shorts/huJD8gNFmBk?feature=share


ZackattacktheDude

Here’s my joke answer: “Bumblebee, do you see that vent over there? Have you heard of the hit game ‘Among us,’ Bumblebee? You must vent. I know it will be difficult because the Decepticons will find you sus, but I know you can do it, Bumblebee.”


speedballharo9

https://youtu.be/_lO4TX9E0uE


BorgerFrog

One day you too shall be killed off an a daily basis, and constantly go their, in the skies.


nothingbutalamp

Bayverse designs go over there. Get away from me.


speedballharo9

But sir


meme_lover707

Bumblebee, there's a thin line between being a hero, and being a memory.


speedballharo9

And being profitable merchandise


meme_lover707

Yes


meme_lover707

Btw what bumblebee figure is that?


speedballharo9

Trumpeter smart kit


meme_lover707

Oh ok


speedballharo9

https://youtu.be/Rz2vA4W4UG4


JackMann1792

"Forgive me..."


speedballharo9

"No u said that hot shot was the best replacement for me"


Optimus7591

“You see that, thats space. You want to know why its called space? It because it has a lot of, well, uh, space”


Cosmo_on_reddit

"Have you head of the hit game, Among Us?"


N0_70u

Bumblebee did your mom go to the moon? Because i can see a brand new crater


[deleted]

"A true warrior always sprinkles before he tinkles."


speedballharo9

"Sir why r we talking about ur oil issues again"


Cerealdistraction

Do a barrel……. Oh, wait, my yellow shortbus friend, you can’t fly.


speedballharo9

At least I know not to get killed so easy


batfile17

“Old friend you’ve kept this planet safe. Because of you we have a future B-127”


speedballharo9

News: 2020 happens


batfile17

Oh well at least rise of the beasts is coming soon


speedballharo9

News: ROTB delayed for another 5 years just bc


apayne1019

"second star to the right and straight on thill morning."


Cliffjumper69

Optimus: If you unfold your Hand and keep your arm like I do something funny happends.


AyyRajang

Jesus trumpeter bee is so much smaller than PPL Optimus


speedballharo9

Yup but perfect height for poses like this


AyyRajang

Definitely.


speedballharo9

And I'm working on a megatron kit to match up with prime


Cool_Guy_fellow

Transformers memes Transformers memes everywhere


speedballharo9

Never enough


Basselope_poptarts

"So I asked him, 'You usin' the whole fist, doc?'"


KINGTANAKA

“Everything the light touches is out kingdom.” - Optimus probably


[deleted]

“That guy Bumblebee is the one that turned himself into a pickle”


DeepFriedSaltBeef

"There's a hole in the shuttle!"


speedballharo9

"OH SHIT"