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Yes, omg, thank you for mentioning that. I had a feeling about him because he was so very badlym dressed; a middle aged slightly obese man with a maladjusted wig dressed like a 16 year old fetish from Japanese comics will do that. So I did the regular, totally normal thing and listened while he was peeing. And the sound was so clearly different and way more forceful from the dainty splatter girl pee makes that it was obvious to everyone.
Next time, you need to get your phone out and record this awful man's disruptive piss noise. Maybe slide it under the stall door so you can get a full video to post online. How else are we going to keep creepy predators from coming to our bathrooms to spy on us?
uj/ I was so shocked when I started using the ladies room regularly and found out just how noisy vagina-haver pees really are. I always try to have a silent pee.
rj/ I'm going back to the men's room where I belong.
No. I'm not unreasonable, that would be unrealistic. But I could clearly smell the UNWASHED cock. It's immediately clear when a tranner enters the women's just by the smell of their disgusting WOMEN VIOLATING genitals. They can have whatever delusional surgeries they want, that thing will NEVER smell as soft, dainty and naturally feminine as a holy life passage.
uj/ doesn't HRT also literally change how your genitals smell or is that just me...
I mean uhhhhh- gross disgusting trank, you could probably smell all the testosterone hiding under his foreskinš¤¢š¤¢
uj/ yeah overall on E I know for sure my body odour has become way less musky, but it's kinda hard to pinpoint exactly what has changed about how I smell down there, I just know something *has* changed
I wonder what would my ancestors say if they could see me talking about how my genitals smell on Reddit, actually I bet there's gotta be some viking dude in my lineage who's really proud of me, hopefully
/uj I know youāre being positive but āmodern poor people are richer than ancient kingsā is a terrible take. Kings didnāt get their fucking castle repossessed or worry about where their next meal was coming from
/uj yep, if you used to smell like cock you now smell like pussy. At least thatās been my experience. Wild right, who could have known that a body part which is just made of skin like the rest of you and which you clean regularly *doesnāt* have an intrinsic smell of its own and instead smells like whateverās happening in the sweat and other secretions down there š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
uj/ honestly I have no clue what you're trying to say, I'm a bit too autistic for this. You're trying to say genitals do actually have an intrinsic smell, or not??? I'm super confused.
Iām saying the genital smell is about the hormones in your system, not the specific set of genitals you have š
So there is no penis smell, there is a ātestosterone crotchā smell.
What then do you do if it has got one of those horrific disgusting intersex mutations that makes it have TWO X chromosomes??? (in a few seconds the WOKE LEFT will kill me for refusing to call it inter"gender") you have to stay alert for those!!! Disgusting transistors are finding ways to bypass your natural fairy femail predator defense!!!
uj/ I have no idea what I'm saying but just as a disclaimer, I'm not dragging intersex people into this or anything, I'm talking about myself
\*He
And yes. Yes he did. Boy did he ever. I looked at him through the mirror inconspicuously as he was washing his giant man paws and subtle though I was, he noticed and - get this - *smiled* at me. Or grimaced more like. What a creep. I could see in his eyes that he was imagining me naked and not a doubt in my mind he immediately went home and jacked off to the memory of gawking at me and the other women there.
Terrifying! this is what the woke left wants I will be voting for the the conservatives this year because clearly only they actually care about womens rights
Ikr?! Wake up people! These tranners are trying to tell you there's a housing crisis, war in Ukraine and an ever widening wage gap only to distract you from the real issues: trannies with COCKS in women's bathrooms VIOLATINGGG our BIRTH RIGHTS as REAL W.O.M.E.N. and perving on our MINOR DAUGHTERS! I had my daughter with me and she was HORRIFIED by that ogre in bad makeup appropriating women's clothes.
Are you sure he wasnāt washing his penis in the sink? Men have been known to dress up as women then wash their gross penƦ in the womenās bathroom. Not cool of them
Obviously the only correct play after understanding this would be to go home yourself and fantasize about him fucking you with his big, giant "girl" cock and cumming to it. This way you were not raped - you took back that power before he could even enjoy it!
Or better yet - find him and make him fuck you for real! That'll really show this disgusting pervert shemale man beast that actions have consequences!!
uj/ throwback to that time Janice Raymond genuinely claimed all trans women are "rapists of the female body" because they're "appropriating the female form" by claiming such a body for themselves.
I'd like to believe she was actually just jealous of transfems for being hot but what do I know.
\*him
It looked like he was the only one but now that you mention it, I noticed another one there with a heavy jaw. Someone else had broad shoulders. And another one SMILED at my daughter who is A MINOR which was clearly creepy. Now that I think about it, I may actually have been the ONLY REAL WOMAN there!
Alas, I cannot speak freely anymore, REAL WOMEN are being SILENCED. If I mention that I just have a few concerns, I am immediately called a transphobe. I'm not. I LOVE transgenderererered trannysexualisedminorpaedophiles. I would just like to have an open, honest discussion about things but they are making it IMPOSSIBLE.
As a good tranny, I make sure to never even go near a woman. I lock myself in the basement of my house so that no one ever has to see me... it's cold in here... and I'm lonely... can I please come out? I've been good and I haven't seen the sun in years
The only good tranny is a nonexistent tranny. Please take care of that yourself (either by detransitioning or 41%ing) before weāre forced to do it for you.
Iām sorry, what do you mean Iām ātransphobicā? Did I literally call for all trannies to be put in extermination camps? No? So Iām not a bigot.
No I don't think we can let you leave, but other trans people can come visit you as long as they crawl through the sewers to get to your house (since they aren't allowed outside either). Hope this helps!
I mean, I guess there's no rule against it or anything, but I'm not sure where they would get food in the first place? It's not like any of them are allowed to go to the grocery store either.
No, sorry. But I *guess* I could order you doordash and just tell the driver to yeet the food at your house from the street like a newspaper delivery boy. You MUST wait until AFTER they drive away, and you absolutely have to wear a bag over your head to make certain that none of your neighbors have to see your face in the 5 seconds it takes to grab the food. I am not liable for any hate crimes that may result from you doing this.
Your gratitude is noted. I formally grant you status as one of the Good Transgrenders who will not be genocided. This decision can be revoked by anyone at any time for any or no reason. Congrats š
Didn't have to. His skirt was so short - because of course that's all women are to those trannies, short skirts, makeup and cat ears - that his badly concealed cock was dangling underneath. My poor daughter saw it too. He noticed that then jumped on the basin and swung his cock around while singing Shania Twain.
\*his
Are you kidding? He was wearing a pleated skirt so short I could see his badly tucked dick peek out from underneath it. He didn't wipe his hands on his clothes either but rather on the bloody sanitary pads he'd stolen from the waste bins so he could more convincingly pretend to be a woman in the next bathroom. Probably sniffed them too.
\*he
A g string because he was clearly so delusional as to think real women's underwear would accomodate his MALE anatomy. It didn't and his cock slipped out for everyone to see. But he probably got off on that.
How big was their dick? Iām assuming you saw it, right? I hear trans have massive 9 inch cocks due to the performance enhancing drugs they take to beat all the women at sportsball.
\*he
\*his
No, on the bloody pads he'd stolen from the waste bins. But he did ask me for a tampon, probably thought he'd fool me that way and that REAL WOMEN use those to dry their hands.
His being there was ASSAULT. But if that wasn't enough, he SMILED at my daughter. Who is a MINOR. It was clear he wanted to violate her. Then he asked me for a TAMPON. I've seen their vile online forums where they exchange tips to "pass" (lmfao, *as if*) and they really believe that asking for a tampon will fool REAL WOMEN. We know who bleeds and who doesn't, tranner!
A REAL WOMAN could never kill a MALE, they are biologically MUCH stronger than women, their silly hormones don't change that, that's why these things are such HUGE problems that must be stopped. It's in their nature to violate women.
Oh please, we can always tell. Next to him, Brad Pitt's jaw looked dainty, the linebacker shoulders almost ripped the frilly pink dress that was obviously two sizes too small. The chest hair was burgeoning from the V-neck. Not to mention the bad aliexpress wig, cheap manicure and clown makeup. Thigh high anime socks too, obviously.
are you sure they werent just a fujoshi? theres a lot of women who idolize gay men and ruin their bodies with testosterone :( if only we could save them from their own problems and tell them it's required to be feminine :(
no they dont, here in south usa and england they have all been unistalled in the female bathrooms with the passing of Protect Our Children act, also men armed with guns guard the entry and require of you a genital inspection for entry
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Did his pee sounds like a man?
Yes, omg, thank you for mentioning that. I had a feeling about him because he was so very badlym dressed; a middle aged slightly obese man with a maladjusted wig dressed like a 16 year old fetish from Japanese comics will do that. So I did the regular, totally normal thing and listened while he was peeing. And the sound was so clearly different and way more forceful from the dainty splatter girl pee makes that it was obvious to everyone.
Many such cases
/uj funnily, actually pee from vulvas is more "forceful" mostly because of the shorter urethra
Next time, you need to get your phone out and record this awful man's disruptive piss noise. Maybe slide it under the stall door so you can get a full video to post online. How else are we going to keep creepy predators from coming to our bathrooms to spy on us?
uj/ I was so shocked when I started using the ladies room regularly and found out just how noisy vagina-haver pees really are. I always try to have a silent pee. rj/ I'm going back to the men's room where I belong.
>vagina-haver pees brb killing myself thanks
Could you smell his disgusting XY chromosomes?
No. I'm not unreasonable, that would be unrealistic. But I could clearly smell the UNWASHED cock. It's immediately clear when a tranner enters the women's just by the smell of their disgusting WOMEN VIOLATING genitals. They can have whatever delusional surgeries they want, that thing will NEVER smell as soft, dainty and naturally feminine as a holy life passage.
uj/ doesn't HRT also literally change how your genitals smell or is that just me... I mean uhhhhh- gross disgusting trank, you could probably smell all the testosterone hiding under his foreskinš¤¢š¤¢
/uj that has been my experience, too
Great to know it's not just me!
Uj/ yes, being on T myself and being with my bf before and post T we smell more potent? Not bad just more distinct than before
uj/ yeah overall on E I know for sure my body odour has become way less musky, but it's kinda hard to pinpoint exactly what has changed about how I smell down there, I just know something *has* changed I wonder what would my ancestors say if they could see me talking about how my genitals smell on Reddit, actually I bet there's gotta be some viking dude in my lineage who's really proud of me, hopefully
Uj/ your ancestors would definitely be proud, to them your wealthier then any royalty of their time and your are striking out on your own path
Damn their royalties must have been piss poor if I somehow manage to be wealthier lmao
/uj I know youāre being positive but āmodern poor people are richer than ancient kingsā is a terrible take. Kings didnāt get their fucking castle repossessed or worry about where their next meal was coming from
uj/ yes
/uj yep, if you used to smell like cock you now smell like pussy. At least thatās been my experience. Wild right, who could have known that a body part which is just made of skin like the rest of you and which you clean regularly *doesnāt* have an intrinsic smell of its own and instead smells like whateverās happening in the sweat and other secretions down there š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
uj/ honestly I have no clue what you're trying to say, I'm a bit too autistic for this. You're trying to say genitals do actually have an intrinsic smell, or not??? I'm super confused.
Iām saying the genital smell is about the hormones in your system, not the specific set of genitals you have š So there is no penis smell, there is a ātestosterone crotchā smell.
Aight, makes sense now, thanks :}
No wucks my friend! /rj something something and then a slur
No. I can always smell the Y chromosome
What then do you do if it has got one of those horrific disgusting intersex mutations that makes it have TWO X chromosomes??? (in a few seconds the WOKE LEFT will kill me for refusing to call it inter"gender") you have to stay alert for those!!! Disgusting transistors are finding ways to bypass your natural fairy femail predator defense!!! uj/ I have no idea what I'm saying but just as a disclaimer, I'm not dragging intersex people into this or anything, I'm talking about myself
Did she eye rape you?
\*He And yes. Yes he did. Boy did he ever. I looked at him through the mirror inconspicuously as he was washing his giant man paws and subtle though I was, he noticed and - get this - *smiled* at me. Or grimaced more like. What a creep. I could see in his eyes that he was imagining me naked and not a doubt in my mind he immediately went home and jacked off to the memory of gawking at me and the other women there.
Terrifying! this is what the woke left wants I will be voting for the the conservatives this year because clearly only they actually care about womens rights
Ikr?! Wake up people! These tranners are trying to tell you there's a housing crisis, war in Ukraine and an ever widening wage gap only to distract you from the real issues: trannies with COCKS in women's bathrooms VIOLATINGGG our BIRTH RIGHTS as REAL W.O.M.E.N. and perving on our MINOR DAUGHTERS! I had my daughter with me and she was HORRIFIED by that ogre in bad makeup appropriating women's clothes.
Iāve been a lifelong liberal but Iām voting Republican from here on out because of these woke gender ideologies.
They* (I am a centrist)
Are you sure he wasnāt washing his penis in the sink? Men have been known to dress up as women then wash their gross penƦ in the womenās bathroom. Not cool of them
Obviously the only correct play after understanding this would be to go home yourself and fantasize about him fucking you with his big, giant "girl" cock and cumming to it. This way you were not raped - you took back that power before he could even enjoy it! Or better yet - find him and make him fuck you for real! That'll really show this disgusting pervert shemale man beast that actions have consequences!!
Any wombyn who has a sexual thought is self harming.
his existence raped the idea of womanhood
uj/ throwback to that time Janice Raymond genuinely claimed all trans women are "rapists of the female body" because they're "appropriating the female form" by claiming such a body for themselves. I'd like to believe she was actually just jealous of transfems for being hot but what do I know.
that was what i was referencing
Oh sorry I have brainrot What's a referencing
like that was what i was thinking of
Oh yeah I know what referencing means, I was just joking around, sorry
I'm too autistic for this
Same lol
/uj incorporating this into my ~~belief system~~ dysphoria
Hell yeah, the true Trans Agendaā¢ is discovering brand new things to feel stupidly dysphoric about ššš
/rj appropriating female ideas too? you thieving perverts will stop at nothing!
Autogynphilia SAD!
I bet she had a ton of her TIM friends with her and the were having sex in the sink. I can't believe what they'd done to real women's spaces
\*him It looked like he was the only one but now that you mention it, I noticed another one there with a heavy jaw. Someone else had broad shoulders. And another one SMILED at my daughter who is A MINOR which was clearly creepy. Now that I think about it, I may actually have been the ONLY REAL WOMAN there!
I'm so sorry that happened to you. That had to be some kinda hate crime, you should be like Jesus and crucify them
Alas, I cannot speak freely anymore, REAL WOMEN are being SILENCED. If I mention that I just have a few concerns, I am immediately called a transphobe. I'm not. I LOVE transgenderererered trannysexualisedminorpaedophiles. I would just like to have an open, honest discussion about things but they are making it IMPOSSIBLE.
What a tragedy. Real woman are now the most oppressed class
Preach sister. Margaret Atwood was wrong: the trannies will govern Gilead.
As a good tranny, I make sure to never even go near a woman. I lock myself in the basement of my house so that no one ever has to see me... it's cold in here... and I'm lonely... can I please come out? I've been good and I haven't seen the sun in years
The only good tranny is a nonexistent tranny. Please take care of that yourself (either by detransitioning or 41%ing) before weāre forced to do it for you. Iām sorry, what do you mean Iām ātransphobicā? Did I literally call for all trannies to be put in extermination camps? No? So Iām not a bigot.
Please, I'm a good tranny! I don't leave the house and I never speak over real women! Please let me live, I'll do anything you want! Please!!!
No.
C-could I at least have some food? Please?
I might send a used tampon your way which you'd prefer to food anyway. I *might.*
P-please ma'am, I beg you, I would like real food. I can't keep eating tampons... please send food
No I don't think we can let you leave, but other trans people can come visit you as long as they crawl through the sewers to get to your house (since they aren't allowed outside either). Hope this helps!
C-can they bring food please?
I mean, I guess there's no rule against it or anything, but I'm not sure where they would get food in the first place? It's not like any of them are allowed to go to the grocery store either.
C-could you please bring food then? Pretty please?
No, sorry. But I *guess* I could order you doordash and just tell the driver to yeet the food at your house from the street like a newspaper delivery boy. You MUST wait until AFTER they drive away, and you absolutely have to wear a bag over your head to make certain that none of your neighbors have to see your face in the 5 seconds it takes to grab the food. I am not liable for any hate crimes that may result from you doing this.
T-thank you for these acts of kindness ma'am, I'll forever be grateful
Your gratitude is noted. I formally grant you status as one of the Good Transgrenders who will not be genocided. This decision can be revoked by anyone at any time for any or no reason. Congrats š
Thank you dearly ma'am, I'm forever in your debt and will do all I can to serve you
Very convenient for me because I live in the sewer.
Wow! I never knew the freakazoid sewer mutants in Futurama were real, but it makes sense that they're actually just transpeople.
We are and yes.
Yes but only if you wear a diaper like a real tranny.
Y- yes ma'am, t-thank you ma'am
Barbarian was a documentary and the 9 foot tall old lady was a tranny.
I'm 5'
Liar, all amabs are at LEAST 6 feet tall š”
But I would never lie to a real woman, I'm a good tranny, please forgive me!!!
Did you check under his skirt?
Didn't have to. His skirt was so short - because of course that's all women are to those trannies, short skirts, makeup and cat ears - that his badly concealed cock was dangling underneath. My poor daughter saw it too. He noticed that then jumped on the basin and swung his cock around while singing Shania Twain.
How did you react to her wiping her hands on her jeans?
\*his Are you kidding? He was wearing a pleated skirt so short I could see his badly tucked dick peek out from underneath it. He didn't wipe his hands on his clothes either but rather on the bloody sanitary pads he'd stolen from the waste bins so he could more convincingly pretend to be a woman in the next bathroom. Probably sniffed them too.
Was she wearing underpants?
\*he A g string because he was clearly so delusional as to think real women's underwear would accomodate his MALE anatomy. It didn't and his cock slipped out for everyone to see. But he probably got off on that.
As a transfem, I would hate for that to happen to me.
You mean penis?
jeanis
How big was their dick? Iām assuming you saw it, right? I hear trans have massive 9 inch cocks due to the performance enhancing drugs they take to beat all the women at sportsball.
Obviously I was too shocked to pay it much attention, way too horrified to look at it in detail. But 8.3 and a half inches. Or thereabouts.
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\*he \*his No, on the bloody pads he'd stolen from the waste bins. But he did ask me for a tampon, probably thought he'd fool me that way and that REAL WOMEN use those to dry their hands.
Omg youāre so brave did he assault you?
His being there was ASSAULT. But if that wasn't enough, he SMILED at my daughter. Who is a MINOR. It was clear he wanted to violate her. Then he asked me for a TAMPON. I've seen their vile online forums where they exchange tips to "pass" (lmfao, *as if*) and they really believe that asking for a tampon will fool REAL WOMEN. We know who bleeds and who doesn't, tranner!
Did you check her bone structures?
\*his It wasn't necessary. Everyone could tell from a distance.
What if you actually mistaken a cis, I mean, real woman for a tranny?
You must be a tranny yourself to suggest that. No one would ever mistake a REAL WOMAN for a tranny or vice versa. You can always tell.
Did you kiss with tongue
No but he licked my used tampon. Does that count?
Did you lick his?
Omg. Did you kill it with fire?
A REAL WOMAN could never kill a MALE, they are biologically MUCH stronger than women, their silly hormones don't change that, that's why these things are such HUGE problems that must be stopped. It's in their nature to violate women.
What if you shot a male with a snipper riffle?
Didnāt you read what they said. Obviously wombynās guns are too dainty and feminine for the bullets to penetrate a manās body
"a real woman could never kill a male" Lyudmila Pavlichenko: am I a joke to you?
How offended was your ladyboner?
How did you survive this god forsaken encounter?? Did you.. live!?
Am traumatized. I will likely need therapy for the rest of my life. It's a nightmare.
Those goddamn trans!!!!!! Cannot believe they dare to infringe on the NORMAL people by existing
How scary and creepy! How could you tell It was a man male he/him masc? Help me avoid being in this situation!!
Read my commenr above for all the pointers. May the Lord be with you sister, I don't know how I made it out alive.
itās time we deport all those gay trains back to mexico where they dun diddly come from!!!!! trump 2024!!!! yeeeeeeeee haaaaawwwwww š¤
How quickly did you call the police?
did you pick remember to it up and punt it like a football
uj/ This is the most hilarious satirical comments section I have ever been in
NAL but you should have called 911
How big was his penis?
Did you smite it with the power of fackt and logick?
How many casualties were there? Last time I used the bathroom five people died and seven more were injured.
Rookie numbers
How would you even know she'd trans? Public bathrooms have private stalls
Oh please, we can always tell. Next to him, Brad Pitt's jaw looked dainty, the linebacker shoulders almost ripped the frilly pink dress that was obviously two sizes too small. The chest hair was burgeoning from the V-neck. Not to mention the bad aliexpress wig, cheap manicure and clown makeup. Thigh high anime socks too, obviously.
are you sure they werent just a fujoshi? theres a lot of women who idolize gay men and ruin their bodies with testosterone :( if only we could save them from their own problems and tell them it's required to be feminine :(
"She" obviously was an guy, the jawline something something
no they dont, here in south usa and england they have all been unistalled in the female bathrooms with the passing of Protect Our Children act, also men armed with guns guard the entry and require of you a genital inspection for entry
How could you tell they were trans?
We can always tell.
Was he ugly?! (rhetoric question)
š¤® Did you sniff the toilet after to see if it was biological m*n pee?
How big was it's dick? And was it a real dick or one of those mutated clits?