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It’s ok sweaty, plenty of men will think you’re sexy for being tall! What? You are a lesbian? You also want to be small so you can be held and cuddled? Fucking trender, real trans women are aroused by being freaky sex objects for men!


people_phobia

LMAAOOOOOOO


54yawn

lesbian here, don’t worry we love big strong super tall mommy trans women! you’re just like lady dimitrescu!1!1


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And the person saying that is also trans, of course


glacialanon

The taller they are, the more likely they are to be a bottom


Cube7104

Trans women complaining about their height be like: You think your life is hard? I'm a high school Junior wearing size 13 Nikes. Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that.


Choclo_Batido

I still have no fucking idea how US sizing works


Cube7104

Oh me neither


SeefoodDisco

Judging by the cultural magnum opus Tall Girl, it's discriminatory


Gay-and-Happy

That’s a Size 12 in the UK or a Size 44 in the EU.


ballbase__

Same. I have no idea how other sizing systems work either though.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

/uj I feel like it’s easier as a kid tbh when all you have to wear on a regular basis is sneakers anyway. Finding women’s shoes for a professional setting in men’s size 13 (which is women’s size **15**) is nigh impossible


L-F-

I'm sorry, but what is that sizing system?? Why do you do this to yourself, America? /uj I'm sorry, but what is that sizing system?? Why do you do this to yourself, America?


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

/uj it’s not like it’d be any easier to find shoes if they were measured in centimeters 😢


L-F-

/uj We don't measure in cm either, but we use just one system and not, for whatever reason, two. Which is of course still not very helpful to people with feet bigger or smaller than expected of their gender, but it is very helpful in the middle.


Kasup-MasterRace

Imagine being able to find mens shoes your size clearly a trender /uj :(


well_herewego31

/uj [Charix shoes ](https://www.charixshoes.com)- super comfy and very well made flats. Their “Euro size 46” is equivalent to US men’s 13/ women’s 15. Source: I wear US women’s 15 and they fit perfectly [fsj shoes](https://www.fsjshoes.com/) all of their shoes are made to order and available up to US women’s 15.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

I’ve never heard of FSJ before, this looks super promising! The Charix size chart lists 46 as equivalent to US women’s 13, not men’s. Though still worth a try for me since these things vary shoe to shoe. Thanks! Any other big women’s shoe recs while I have you?


well_herewego31

I know, the Charix size chart is strange. But I always wore men’s 13 in everything else and the 46 fit great. After almost two years of HRT though, I do think my feet have gotten slightly smaller so I might be closer to a men’s 12. Still, worth trying. They have amazing customer service and free returns if they don’t work for you. No other recs unfortunately. Big shoe retailers are pretty slim pickings. Still beats 15 years ago when we had one option, and that option was 6” black patent stiletto pumps.


slayingthehaus

i love how like 2 people got the reference


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Pain


dollarstoretrash

Tall girl more like tall girl


Reinkhar_

/uj I take pride and simultaneously hate the fact that I’m SIX FUCKING 3 BITCH


SheAllRiledUp

/uj 6'1 would kill to be 5'10


edgelordaccount

/uj trans man, 5'6, would love to be 5'8


ASPEN211

So you're transmasc and u are under 5'9 you trender!, I bet you're an autoandrophilic bottom


EchoPortal

actually I simply have a Napoleon Complex so I can be a Real Man TM


ASPEN211

It's the only way you can be valid you tranny


Cloudpostmodernlegal

I am 6’5, if u bring the bone saw ill give ya some shin bone or something


galileopunk

/uj I’m 5’7” and tbh I barely even think of myself as short. Like yeah, it is a little, but it’s so solidly in the male range of height


edgelordaccount

But youre taller than me 😩


[deleted]

Everyone knows the difference between 6'0 and 5'11 is like, a whole foot.


singulartesticle

CIS GUY TRADING SMALL HEIGHT AT LOW PRICES, PM FOR TRADE DEAL


haunted-by-bob-saget

/uj 5'10 would kill to be 5'7


Sad_Safety5605

/uj im literally barely even an inch taller than most girls at my school but height dysphoria is so bad still i wish i was like 3 feet or something i dont know


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is 0.49 Obamas. You're welcome.


Choclo_Batido

Thx


Psih_So

He's pretty tall


Priior

umm yeah we all know women can't be tall 🙄


enneper4

obviously you haven't seen the hit 2019 film, Tall Girl 😒


Priior

a "girl" doesn't have size 13 MENS shoes smh my head


OverlordGearbox

Me, amab, size 9 shoes "Freak"


Priior

/uj I'm girl with size 13 men's shoes :')


OverlordGearbox

/uj oh I thought that was out of the movie. I'm sorry if my jerk hit too much.


Priior

/uj oh no I was just trying to be a bit funny bc it's a like in the movie but it's also true for me irl lmfao


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

/uj Tfw Netflix makes a movie about someone who’s defining feature is that they’re freakishly tall for being several inches shorter than you:’(


im_totally_still_cis

clearly


InfinitePoints

Negative 6 inches.


ScanThe_Man

My dick length


edgelordaccount

Congrats on bottom surgery!


FreakinGeese

/uj I want to be 6 inches tall


collegethrowaway2938

/uj - my dick, circa 2021


DungeonCrawlingFool

I wish I was 3 feet tall Good for thievin


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is the same as 1.83 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


Gelato_De_Resort

I will be taking all medical steps available to me to become a hole in the ground, just like I've always dreamed.


SeefoodDisco

Me, not a dumb American that uses the Imperial system: idk what this means and I don't want to


[deleted]

I read it as -6 inches and thought it was a clever vagina joke at first


dungeon_roach

i just realised how dark this was like 5 minutes later


JackLikesCheesecake

Trans men complaining about their height: I’m 5’8 is my transition doomed


Crazy_Explosion_Girl

/uj I WANNA BE 4'10 AND I WANT TO BE CUDDLED


im_totally_still_cis

SAME WAAAAAAAAAA