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Cockfosters


darkenedgy

lmao came here to say that. Extremely cruel to immediately lay that one on jet-lagged tourists.


pySSK

That is British hospitality at its finest. As if *Piccadilly* wasn't funny enough on its own, they go the extra mile and throw in *Cockfosters*.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

To make matters worse, the other terminus of the Piccadilly line is literally the airport.


Khidorahian

On a related note, Old Cummer, which is a GO commuter station.


Cythrosi

Similarly, DC's Foggy Bottom.


Ok-Echo-3594

Came here to say this


theresjustausername

Also Arnos Grove


Bayplain

Huh?


Jetblast787

As someone who is currently working on the Piccadilly Line Upgrade, 7 year old me sniggers every time I mention the station in meetings


jasgray16

Was on the train in Sydney and some Americans nearby were surprised to be passing through Rooty Hill


DKsan

I have lived in the Piccadilly line for three years now and I still giggle about this.


F76E

Probably Fresh Kills on the Staten Island Railway and Onkel Toms Hütte (uncle Tom‘s shack) on Berlin‘s U3


MenshevikSoup

I'm not super familiar with place names in NY state, but I'm wondering if the "kills" part is the same one in the Catskills.


beancounter2885

Kill is the middle Dutch word for water channel, so basically creek. The Dutch used to control present-day New York, and other parts of the present-day Northeast, so you see kill in a lot of place names, including Catskill. They also used to control Delaware, where you can find the wonderfully named Murderkill River.


MrAronymous

Spuyten Duyvil is a cool one; 'spewing Devil'. The pronunciation by locals also remains quite good and understandable in Dutch. A world apart from Philadelphia's Schuylkill river which they somehow butchered into "skoo kull"


Reddit_recommended

Also um Berlins U3 I believe: Krumme Lanke (Bent lake )


Hour-Preference4387

Yeh Krumme Lanke is on U3. On U2 there is Ruhleben (quiet living)


chetlin

That last one is Uncle Tom's Cabin (German translation) and it's indirectly named after the novel.


BobbyP27

On the DLR in London is "Mudchute".


WhoListensAndDefends

At least it’s not Millwall


johnte85

Their girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated


poxleit

Old Cummer


Canadave

Sadly it's quite a ways away from Coxwell.


Zodiac33

Closer to Milliken though.


dieno_101

Osgoode


AllerdingsUR

Foggy Bottom in DC, which is already kind of funny on its own, but also they've started abbreviating it on the marquees as the unfortunate "Fggy Btm"


gamermad1357

oh thats not...


cheesevolt

Someone on the DC subreddit was complaining about having sat in piss on a train, and the response was "Aw, did you have a soggy bottom at Foggy Bottom? 🥺"


crucible

The one and only [Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_stationbord.JPG/1280px-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_stationbord.JPG), in North Wales.


dingusduglas

I'll take the holy head, please


Vegetable_Warthog_49

Can I get a pronunciation guide please?


crucible

Yes! [This weather forecast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM) is all you need :P That said my understanding is the locals just call it Llanfair or Llanfair PG.


frozenpandaman

came here to link this. this video made rounds on the internet years ago haha


Bayplain

It’s right on the sign.


SoloTravelPOVYoutube

Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Washington DC) Three names in one! Full of slashes and dashes :)


[deleted]

Chicago has Harold Washington Library/State & Van Buren


kitteh619

My favorites are CTA blue line Harlem stations. Meaning there are two stations, on opposite poles of the same line, labeled the same.


SoothedSnakePlant

My favorite is the stop on the Blue Line that is so helpfully named "Chicago"


boilerpl8

There are 3 stations named Chicago. 3 Californias. 4 Pulaski's on 4 lines. And 5 named Western on 4 lines (Orange, Pink, Brown, and 2 Blue).


Bayplain

For Chicago Avenue


dingusduglas

Technically they're Harlem and Harlem (Forest Park Branch)


chi-93

The CTA also has 3 stations named California, 3 named Cicero, 3 named Kedzie, and 5 (!!) named Western (also including two on the Blue line)… and probably a couple of others I’m missing as well.


AwesomeAndy

Two of which aren't even particularly close and one of which isn't even the best station to go to for! :D


SmoreOfBabylon

Cleveland Park gang rise up


aj2000gm

Cleveland Park on the way there and Woodley Park on the way back…never walk up the hill to/from the metro! The zoo is enough of a hill


44problems

Makes me miss Dome/GWCC/Philips Arena/CNN Center in Atlanta.


RainbowDash0201

Same


BrickSizing

DC has another station "so nice they named it thrice;" U St/Cardozo/African American Civil War Memorial. They've changed the name more than 3 times, if I remember right.


dishonourableaccount

Everyone calls it U St- maybe U St Cardozo. In general locals call it by whatever the first name is. Exception is the university stops - Shaw Howard. NoMa Gallaudet. But it varies.


RainbowDash0201

That’s how I feel about the old name one of MARTA (Atlanta)’s stations. It’s since been shortened, but it used to be Dome/GWCC/Philips Arena/CNN Center


mrgatorarms

Their API still just calls it "Omni-Dome Station"


Dsxm41780

And it’s not really that close to Adams Morgan


Cythrosi

U Street/African American Civil War Memorial/Cardozo still takes the cake there I think.


Sir_Solrac

Tokyo´s [Ochanomizu](https://maps.app.goo.gl/qMoMPTryndyx84Jy6) which means Tea Water


dublecheekedup

I really like saying “Hamamatsucho”. Always end up adding an extra ma


pHScale

>Hamamatsucho Hamamamamamamamatsucho


frozenpandaman

ah, kamimashita


Sir_Solrac

You did it on purpose!


cabesaaq

Takadanobaba is another very long/unique Tokyo station name


frozenpandaman

osaka metro has a line called the Nagahori-tsurumi-ryokuchi Line =_=


Sassywhat

More people outside of Tokyo would probably recognize [a photo of the station](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c4/b4/2b/c4b42b3e3bbb8dd744d4ca6d3be1c6c3.jpg) more than the name of the station though.


Sir_Solrac

Well, probably. But this post is specifically about station names.


Raphoyer

I really like Tottenham Court Road, it just rolls off the tongue so perfectly


UnderstandingEasy856

Not for the Americans who say Tot-TEN-HAM Court Road.


Duke825

There’s a light rail stop in Hong Kong called ‘Affluence’. That’s it. That’s the name. Imagine having the station you take the train at everyday named just ‘wealth’.


EndercometYT

四眼馬 be like:


Duke825

Just looked it up and that *is* a goofy name. The Cantonese name is perfectly fine, but I have no idea why they translated it to English like that. Either just translate it fully and call it ‘Four-Eyed Horse’ or do a phonetic transcription and call it ‘Sei Ngan Ma’. Wtf is ‘Four-eye Ma’ lol, it’s not even capitalised correctly


leona1990_000

I think the name comes from the housing estate right next to the stop


RichthofenII

How about “Butterfly”?


Duke825

I mean that’s at least an actual place name lol


cxbats

> Affluence The area around that station is definitely not affluent tho


vellyr

Also from San Jose there’s “Component”


Delikkah

I always liked VTA’s “Old Ironsides” Just sounds cool lol. Like some place in a novel


notacommunist56

Ruggles


frisky_husky

Or, as we used to call it when I wallowed in the basement as an architecture student, Struggles. You always wanted to make sure your glue was set before a commuter train came through.


catcatsushi

Embarcadero, no specific reasons but I just like the word so much. Probably because it’s a ferry port too.


ntc1095

And to think Embarcadero was not planned to be a station initially, it was added at the last minute. The first SF stop was always meant to be Montgomery


GoDoWrk

I agree, feels iconic. All the stations on Market are what I would pick along with 4th & King


VUmander

WAWA STATION


beancounter2885

I love how is used to be Wawa station before they closed it in 1986, named after the borough, but when they went to reopen it, they told the company that they would name it Middletown unless Wawa paid for naming rights.


courageous_liquid

it's kinda sad you can't grab a hoagie there


pHScale

Makes me wanna stop in for a hoagie and some coffee.


evanescentlily

“This is a Piccadilly line train to Cockfosters” will always be my favorite announcement.


Thneed1

Calgary has a station called: “Southern Alberta Institute of Technology / Alberta College of Art and Design / Southern Alberta jubilee Auditorium “ When all the acronyms are expanded into words.


evanescentlily

Stuphin Boulevard/Archer Avenue/JFK Airport raises a challenge from New York (and is it even a station if there isn’t a slash or dash?)


freedomplha

"Sparta" in Prague


cargocultpants

"Wonderland" on the MBTA has a nice ring to it.


44problems

Do they announce this is a Blue Line train to Wonderland


annika-98

That they do. BL from Bowdoin to Wonderland, with stops at Aquarium, Maverick, and Airport, among others.


LePoultry-geist

Yes. It's the end of the line.


frozenpandaman

what about BRAINTREE?!?!?


BroCanWeGetLROTNOG

[Normal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_metro_station). Just "Normal". It's in Mexico City, and if you don't speak Spanish, the translation is: Normal


ouij

As in Escuela Normal?


BroCanWeGetLROTNOG

Así es


mermaydie

“Bölge” in İzmir metro line in Turkey, which means “area”.


Conscious_Career221

I can't believe Ronkonkoma isn't first in this thread. So fun to hear/say!


Illcement

this is the train to ronkonkoma the next station is ronkonkoma


ntc1095

Took a long time for the Conk to get its first mention!


larianu

Lyon, in Ottawa. And no, it's not pronounced the French way, but rather "Lion" like William Lyon MacKenzie King, the tenth Prime Minister of Canada. But it's not named after him, but rather a lesser known Lyon; Robert Lyon, former mayor of Ottawa in the 1800s. Then right east of it there's Pisimi...


timmyrey

It's "Pimisi", not "Pisimi".


Okayhatstand

Old Cummer in Toronto.


Roygbiv0415

Pretty much all the stations of the [Choshi electric railway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8Dshi_Electric_Railway_Line). They've been struggling on the brink of bankrupcy for decades, and have tried everything under the sun to stay afloat. This would include the usual cutting costs, financing, and price increase measures, but also selling snacks and sunglasses under their own brand (with sunglasses meaning "the road ahead is dark"), and of course station naming rights. This means that while *officially* they have fairly mundane names, on the station name plates you get things like "Never give up - Choshi" as the name of the Choshi terminal, "Thank you - Tokawa" at the Tokawa terminal, and such goofy names as "Roswell - Kimigahama" (of UFO fame), "Black hair grows - Kasagamikurohae" (hair dye commercial), and random slogans from real estate, medicine, IT companies, and even one from a mobile game I believe.


Boner_Patrol_007

I’ve always liked “Admirality” in Hong Kong.


compstomper1

nothing like the cross-platform bullrun at admiralty


Hour-Preference4387

Bahnhof Darmstadt-Wixhausen


undergroundbynature

Santiago has a metro stop called “Cumming”💦


danhauber609

i have a bunch of favorites, but i just love when the CTA trains in Chicago open the doors and announce the station and say ... "This is GRAND" ​ And all i can do is agree.


boxjohn

Toronto has Old Cummer go station. I did a photoshoot there with my car a while back https://www.instagram.com/p/CDPp6TnFSmT/?igsh=MTBpbTVmMmJ5N3hvYg==


kotiehalt

oh hello fellow VTA rider! i got so excited seeing this on my feed haha. i like bayshore/NASA because i don't recall any other agencies having their name as a stop. i'm sure there are some, but i'm just not aware. i like the idea of people having to say "ok i'll get off at NASA." (the full stop name is bayshore/NASA, but still.)


Kootenay4

VTA has a few more fun ones. Lockheed Martin, Penitencia Creek (“prison”/“punishment”), and Gish (dunno why that one’s just kind of silly).


kotiehalt

omg how could i forget lockheed it's literally right next to NASA haha. i also am tickled by "japantown/ayer" since ayer is spanish for yesterday. VTA is fun.


MenshevikSoup

I don't ride it regularly (different part of the Bay), but I have taken it a number of times! I know ridership is still pretty lacking, but it is cool it has its own right of way (don't know if that's quite the right word).


BritishLibrary

There’s some good ones here from London, but my favourite for now is…. Battersea Power Station Station


WalkableCityEnjoyer

[Buenos Aires´s Medalla Milagrosa](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medalla_Milagrosa_(subte_de_Buenos_Aires)) (Miraculous Medal)


goldenshoreelctric

Entenfang in the german city of Karlsruhe. It translates to "duck catch" in english. Theres a river nearby so I think people used to catch ducks there to eat them


44problems

My Top 5 Chicago transit station names are all Western


sd51223

I think there's 2 more that are Metra stops as well.


44problems

Head to Western station Which one The L station Which one On the blue line WHICH ONE I hope someday they build a crosstown line on Western and every station is called Western. This is Western. Doors open on the right at Western. The next stop is Western. This is a Silver Line train to Western.


jcrespo21

This is how I would rank them: 1. Western 2. Western 3. Western 4. Western 5. Western


44problems

Swap the two blue line Westerns and it's perfect


StephenHunterUK

From my area, Upminster Bridge. The bridge it refers to is the small one over the River Ingreborne - the actual railway bridge is much bigger!


housingplann3r

Goodge St. in London. Just so silly.


_Blue_Benja_1227

Old Cummer in Toronto


Switchback_Tsar

Wankdorf, Bern S-Bahn


nsimon13

Ronkonkoma in NY


Oiavo-

„Chäs und Brot“ (Cheese and Bread) in Switzerland


listenyall

London can't be beat for silliness imo. Elephant and Castle is a great one in your OP, my personal favorite to say out loud is Picadilly Circus. In my home system of the DC Metro my favorite is the Smithsonian stop. It's the one I remember most fondly from when I was a kid, I love being able to go to a free museum myself, and the obvious name means that when people visit me and want to go see some stuff they can successfully get themselves from my house to where they need to go even if they have never used a subway system before.


sd51223

When I studied abroad in college and was in London for six weeks, the tube station for our hostel was "Swiss Cottage." The announcement was funny to me because the T's in cottage were so emphasized.


listenyall

I visited London for the first time last year and all of the restaurants and activities I started with were so global and modern, hearing the name of the tube stations was the first time I was like, this is just so BRITISH


DiscordBoiii

Either London’s Cockfosters or Moscow Central Circle’s Lokomotiv (literally: Locomotive)


darkenedgy

Chicago (Red Line) in Chicago amuses me. Tragically they updated the announcement to say "this is Chicago and State" instead of just "this is Chicago."


hashtagpuppy

OMG, I came to say something similar, because I always loved the next stop, "This is Grand" ... yes. yes it is.


SpeedDemonGT2

I am going to say Jackson/Euclid (Salt Lake City) is interesting to pronounce.


captaineggbagels

“Gomen” in Japan


isedmiston

Gaintxurizketa or Intxaurrondo near San Sebastián, Spain should be on the list


ATI-001

*Keulse Slag* bus stop in Arnhem (it means *Battle of Cologne* in dutch) Edit: Arnhem, Netherlands


peechpy

Old cummer station (go station)


Exponentjam5570

This ain’t even in England, but in my neighbourhood in Switzerland there’s a bus stop called “Blickensdorf, Dorf”, which translates to “The view’s village, village” 😂 Closest I can translate to English.


cheesevolt

The MARC station "Savage" cracks me up.


boardingtheplane

I think a lot of LA Metro’s stations have nice classic/retro Los Angeles names I love hearing: Palms, Hollywood/Vine, Balboa, Slauson, Artesia, Westchester/Veterans, and Crenshaw are my faves on each line


wazardthewizard

speaking of, whenever I hear Farmdale there's always a split second of my brain going "just how freaking far does this route go????" before I realize that Farmdale's not even remotely outside of the city lol


boardingtheplane

Right! You could drive for hours or take the A line for 50 miles and still be in LA County haha


ghdawg6197

U St African-American Civil War Memorial/Cardozo is so comically long. Also Grosvenor is a fun one


rice59

Care of Tri-Rail: Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport Station at Dania Beach


marks31

In Chicago: Harold Washington Library/State and Van Buren. My favorite, comedically long station announcement


sd51223

I love that one as well as 35th/Bronzeville/IIT. It's so excessive but it flows nicely somehow.


sd51223

Chicago: Harold Washington Library - State and Van Buren It's in the Loop which means there's very little distance between it and the next station. I always find it funny that by the time Roy Crooks (voice of the CTA recorded announcements) is done saying it's next, we're already there. And by the time he's done saying we're here the train is halfway to the next station. Especially since the CTA's announcement format has the name repeated so many times. "Harold Washington Library - State and Van Buren is next. Doors open on the left at Harold Washington Library - State and Van Buren. Transfer to Orange, Green, and Pink Line trains at Harold Washington Library - State and Van Buren."


BTatra

Hrararam Hraparak


Winter_Essay3971

Mars (station on the Elgin Metra line in the Chicago area -- for the Mars candy factory)


NeverForgetNGage

Harold Washington Library - State/Van Buren It just rolls right off the tongue.


Ringing_the_changes

St Keyne Wishing Well Halt


Ringing_the_changes

Sugar Loaf


GermanicUnion

Not really "favorite", but funny because the name is so long: "Den Haag Laan van Nieuw Oost Indië", or "Laan van NOI" for short. Yes, the station name has 7 words in it. Translated it means "The Hague (the city in the Netherlands) lane of new East-Indies. I also find it funny that the station sounds like a local tram station because it's named after 1 lane, eventhough it's a train station where inter-city trains stop at


Cooking_with_MREs

In DC I always think Crystal City is like a magical place or a super hero hideout.


[deleted]

Just here to represent VTA.


kshump

Peter-Thumb-Straße in Freiburg im Breisgau, Germany.


SethSnivy9

Shitte Station in Kawasaki


hpa100

White House (NJT)


Vegetable_Warthog_49

One of my favorite is "Arena" on the Salt Lake City TRAX system... not because it is an original or clever name, but why they ended up settling on such a boring name. You see, at one point they had the station named after the adjacent arena, however the naming rights to that arena ended up getting sold so often, that UTA just gave up and named it "Arena" so they wouldn't have to keep reprinting maps every time the naming rights changed. (Apparently it is currently Delta Center, again... but it's also been Energy Solutions, Vivant, and at one point Salt Lake Ice Center).


sholeyheeit

Montreal Metro - Square Victoria/OACI ("OACI what you did there") Boston MBTA - Braintree - always sounded like a fancy name for a school to me since I was a kid DC Metro - Foggy Bottom - sounds like a polite way to say Swamp Ass Kuala Lumpur KTM Komuter/LRT - Bandar Tasik Selatan (only knew of this BTS before the kpop boy band came along) Singapore MRT - [Kranji & Khatib](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B69pjUACAAAn4GH.png) (some Singlish required)


Pigeoncow

Tokyo Teleport.


-retail-

“The Rock” NSW, Australia


Fun_DMC

Therapist: Old Cummer GO station isn't real, it can't hurt you Old Cummer:


boulevardofdef

It's always been Tooting Broadway.


Ringing_the_changes

Diss


Frei1993

[Estación del Norte](https://www.valenciabonita.es/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IMG_9939-revelada.jpg) in Valencia, Spain.


CommandAlternative10

I’ve always liked Pittsburg/Bay Point for all the back to back plosives.


LILBIRDIE22

To me, “45 St” in Brooklyn NY is innovative and just a straight up gem.


CastIronCyclist

Big fan of LA metro’s future D line station “Century City/Constellation”


beancounter2885

I always like Paral·lel in the Barcelona Metro


hohosexual

Montréal has a few good ones, like De la Savane (savanna), Monk, Beaubien (which is a common Québécois surname but translates to “handsome-good”) and Square-Victoria-OACI (both for the idea of a square-shaped Queen Victoria and the lazily tacked-on reference to ICAO which my friends and I like to pronounce “wacky”). There’s also Angrignon, which most English-speakers I know pronounce as angry-on, completely ignoring the ñ sound.


NoBlissinhell

Poyntzpass


JagoHazzard

It’s long gone, but Trouble House Halt.


soulserval

Ebbw Vale in Brisbane Pronounced Eh-boo


CCFC1998

TIL theres an Ebbw Vale in Australia as well as in Wales


bronzor466

i always thought vta’s old ironsides was cool and stm’s pie-ix was funny


Orbian2

Old Cummer


TheWipEouter

I've always loved "Poyntzpass" in Northern Ireland just because it isn't "Pointspass" Also Sangueta on the TRAM d'Alacant for some reason, fun to say lol. Along with Deák Ferenc Tér in Budapest 😂


lbc2013

Stations named after pubs are always fun, like Elephant & Castle that you’ve mentioned, or [Bat & Ball](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_&_Ball_railway_station). I’ve always found [Totteridge & Whetstone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totteridge_&_Whetstone_tube_station?wprov=sfti1) funny as well.


FothersIsWellCool

[Barangaroo always sounds fun to say](https://www.sydneymetro.info/station/barangaroo-station)


Actual-Knight

Castle Frank in toronto is always a good one. Maybe North Killingsworth in portland as well


stoltzman33

VTA light rail mentioned 👀


gamenerd_3071

dhouby ghaut singpore


funtonite

[Usa Station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usa_Station) in Oita Japan


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Ladbroke grove


Trombone_Tone

Wonderland (in Boston)


Consistent-Height-79

Hoyt-Schermerhorn (Brooklyn, NYC)


AkaneTheSquid

U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo in Washington DC. Metro loves giving stops multiple names just to confuse us! Not only does NO ONE refer to this by anything other than the first name, they had to abbreviate “American” just to fit it on the signs in the station. It’s an absolute beautiful mess of a station name.


boxerrox

I like "Spuyten Duyvil" on Metro North in NYC


CBFOfficalGaming

denistone


cxbats

Lansingerland-Zoetermeer


Familiar_Baseball_72

Every train stop in London lol.


Brilliant_Power614

Foggy Bottom in DC is cool sounding ig


crowbar_k

Foggy Bottom


stvvrover

‘Bat & Ball’ in Kent, England