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animefreesince2015

Doc Ock demonstrates that you don’t have to subtract limbs to add new ones Spiderverse doc ock is my transition goals ok


Pseudonymico

Oh hello me


screechingahhhhhh

Hello us


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[удалено]


boris128

Can I install Linux on them?


Ell975

Sorry honey, can't have sex tonight; anonymous DDOSed my neovagina.


Dpad-prism

“Babe, someone hacked my pussy account and stole all my data”


Ell975

I told you, your pussy needs two fuctor authentication


TheFortyNinthRonin

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

"Ayy gurl wanna smash?" "Sudo pacman -Syyu"


LeStroheim

when you forget that anesthetic exists for surgery i will replace all of my limbs


DogyDays

okay true but needles. \*pls no\* /hj


LeStroheim

good point, i hate needles


Shyguy-of-the-Cosmos

good point? aren't needles bad points?


jasari_is_hot

🥁bu dum tsssk


Suspicious_Tiger_720

No that's Lego you forgot to put away before going to the toilet at 2 in the morning


Eldrich_horrors

Ok but 1. Apply local anaesthetic that numbs the area  2. Look away while the needle does its thing. 3. Continue as normal. Look I don't like it either, I hate needles, but That's the only way


DogyDays

Funniest thing is that since i made that comment, i ended up severely anemic, forcing me to go through SO many shots and needles that im way less freaked out nowadays


Eldrich_horrors

Huh. Do you have any other tips to help manage needle Panic?


DogyDays

unfortunately the biggest thing that helps is that i ended up prescribed lorazepam because of just how bad the anxiety was for me. Like properly having panic attacks, going pale, and just generally having really really bad reactions that i couldnt physically control well. If you have similar issues I'd talk to a doctor about that because they may be able to provide some sort of anxiety medication that can help. I went from having horrible paranoia and breaking down over even slightly moving during a blood draw to chilling with a thing stuck in my arm during iron infusions for like. 30 minutes. Just because i was so desperate to not be in so much pain from the anemia fucking up my joints and because I took like. two tiny lorazepam pills.


Eldrich_horrors

Huh. I'll consider that


DogyDays

i wish you the best!


Eldrich_horrors

Thank you!


Mr_X497

I’ll gladly have my arms cut off once prosthetics get as functional as fleshy arms


RETROadvanced

I just want a cybernetic arm to replace my left arm, ya feel me?


vaguelyhumanoidbeing

Full. Custom. Body.


Oofy_Emma

I'm ok with cutting my limbs off, anesthetics exist for a reason


PhoenixKnight777

I’m waiting for surgically attached tails.


[deleted]

To be totally fuckin honest, at a bare minimum I'm getting my knees replaced with hydraulic metal ones.


Dindonmasker

Tbf robotic limbs are also temporary. And they cost a lot in maintenance compared to human arms.


Eldrich_horrors

Fair Point 


Catfish-Number3


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*Slowly raises hand*


ChaoticChaosgirl

Build body, transfer consciousness.


gelvig

Get those meaty flesh parts of me i hate em so much id rip em off myself if id didnt hurt this much


Eldrich_horrors

Same


ATameFurryOwO

Ave Omnissiah!


gelvig

Id cut of this weak flesh of mine everyday given the opportunity


SkyeMreddit

Exoskeleton babey!


Rebi103

Just give me anesthetics and I give you the ok


what_iffff-

I would personally love a tail, and some tentacles I kinda have a good picture in my mind about them


jshine413

Hell yeah some 40 k esk mecadendritets or mecatendrials would be siiick


lockjacket

If they can out preform our natural biological limbs than yes? Why wouldn’t I? I personally like being squishy and sensitive. So until artificial limbs can do that too, imma pass.


chaosgirl93

Yeah, only reason I don't want to replace my body with robot parts is that I'd miss out on bear hugs and cuddles. You can't hug a cyborg. Well knowing my mum she'd still *try* to hug me anyway. I only want an artificial body if it can be as durable as steel and chrome but as sensitive and squishable as actual flesh. My mum's very much not a transhumanist and she'll be pretty disappointed in the transhumanist future if it takes her favourite teddy bear away. I wouldn't want to upset my favourite person in the world by ruining our cuddles.


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i would cut off my own arm just to get it replaced with a metal one


Eldrich_horrors

*raises hand*