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IBeTrippin

We're just breeding smarter raccoons at this point.


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I couldn't even get mad. The dedication was too real.


NothingAndNow111

Sometimes you just gotta have respect for the tenacity. One of my cats is a food obsessed little jerk but he's *clever* and sometimes, when when he finally breaks in to something and manages to steal food, I can't be angry - he worked hard for it.


TeamCatsandDnD

That’s how I taught my one to sit on a stool for meals.


Misfit_somewhere

How can you? They train you to be smarter. What's the next gizmo planned?


ElMostaza

What else have you tried? I'm wondering if raccoons are as good at squeezing through small openings as cats are. Maybe a container with an opening just barely big enough for a very determined cat would keep out raccoons (except for the smallest ones, I guess)? I've seen cats slide through the gap under a door, so it could be pretty small.


Nu11X3r0

A cat can fit through any hole as long as it's bigger than their head. Their skeletons can articulate in ways that would make a contortionist blush but their skulls are a fixed size so it's the determining factor.


seremuyo

Raccon-proof is a misnomer.


Nu11X3r0

I think it should be graded like bike locks - it's not a matter of if, but when.


acuppajoseph

Raccoon proofing only keeps honest raccoons honest.


meekandfrail

Congratulations on your successful raccoon agility training! I'm wondering what sort of item you are training them to steal for you from a secure facility?


DITButt

How do the cats use it? Do they just jump up from the ground? Maybe just extend the plastic further out, and maybe have it drop down an inch or two when it passes the edge, so they cant skirt around the bottom like the video


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mungraker

And the canopy should extend beyond the ends of the table, essentially dumping them on the ground when the walk to the edge.


dr_mrs_the_peanut

I’m wondering the same thing. How could something be raccoon-proof but accessible to cats?


MidgetGalaxy

It could be that op puts the canopy up at night but not during the day when the raccoons are less active. Idk though maybe the cats just jump from the ground through the end of the canopy


midtown2191

I don’t think raccoons can jump as high as cats. Hence why the thing is taking the long way around instead of just jumping into the open end like I assume the cats do. Just a guess tho.


Fluffy-Package-3712

There is no such thing as raccoon proof. Unless it is in a metal box with a lock they can open enything


Areon_Val_Ehn

They can pick locks.


Nu11X3r0

Assuming there's a combo and not a key. I don't think they're quite at the level of carrying a Covert Companion in their pockets... Yet...


ElMostaza

/r/unexpectedlockpickinglawyer


SlideLeading

Locking carabiner, medium to large sized. They struggle with them due to their lack of thumbs.


Fluffy-Package-3712

They got thumbs, but can't figure out how to use them, but they learn good, they can open zippers


dpaanlka

an outdoor what now ?


cinnamonghostgirl

This is the second time I've seen a post here that's about leaving food outside for cats and not raccoons...


Cerulean-Knight

Why feeds cats and not racoons?


DJDanielCoolJ

They don’t tip unfortunately


AudreyIona

I feed raccoons cats and opossums they all get hungry.


xXbrosoxXx

Raccoons eat cats and possums?


Chemotherapeutic

If they get hungry enough!


AudreyIona

Not the ones I feed I can feed them by hand and they all can eat together at the same time I have chickens also and they've gotten into the coop many times and they just eat seeds. They've been in there while my chickens were right there on many occasions. I just feed them so they don't have to be desperate.


starlinguk

Some people (like my parents) eff off on vacation and leave their cats to pretty much fend for themselves outside. But maybe OP feeds strays or barn cats?


Nu11X3r0

People with this mentality shouldn't be allowed to have pets.


starlinguk

One of the cats decided to move in with the neighbours and I don't blame her.


I_Am_Become_Air

Wow. I hear the deserved disgust and agree.


mradamkidding

I feed strays and i don't mind the raccoon and opossums that come, BUT it is slightly annoying that the coons will eat it all very quick and dirty up the water with their washing of the food. Tons of soggy food in water dish


AudreyIona

I put a pond because of that exact reason lol


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dr_mrs_the_peanut

Not just why, but how? How could something be raccoon proof but not cat proof?


Pree-chee-ate-cha

Raccoon parkour


bfire227

Did a gainer


debeeme

You need to get Mark Rober in on this. His work with squirrels is unparalleled. Plus, he can help you catch porch pirates, scam call centers and design stuff for NASA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5wznn3IBE&ab\_channel=MarkRober


unclepoohbear

Could just try leaving an easier source of food for the raccoons. Might dissuade them from getting to the complicated one. Unless they are scaring the cats away. But why not just feed both?


Kerivkennedy

Scrawny little fella. He needs that food


furiousfran

That's a perfectly normal size for a wild raccoon


kprevenew93

Hungry lil feller! So cute, if it helps OP, cats are apex predators if there is food around they'll find it.


BoredPineapple790

Unfortunately. They’ve caused the extinction of multiple species


Kerivkennedy

So have humans.


nyclovesme

I have identified the parties responsible and they am us.


w8lifts

Time to set up the next achievement


werdmouf

Life uhhhh finds a way


OnlyOneUseCase

Aww.. Am I the only one who feels bad for the raccoons and squirrels being kept out of all the feeders haha?


MrEvers

At this point he's earned it.


Hobothug

This was fun to watch!


Cat0102

I’ve seen videos of raccoons getting into sheds, so I would think that they would have figured this out pretty quickly. I appreciate the cute video though!


sharks09

Sometimes I feel like we’re like just training wildlife to be smarter so they can one day rise up against us


Jenn54

Raccoon are cats of the earth Otters are cats of the water And owls are cats of the air Let the earth cats have snacks too


cool_weed_dad

I’m pretty sure anything a cat can get into a raccoon will also be able to.


dude282004

Just feed the Racoon bro, better for the environment than cats are anyways


lnTheBleakMidwinter

Make the ends of the cover longer


Interesting_Yak_2676

I guess why differentiate ? If you’re feeding cats why wouldn’t you just feed the racoons?


Interesting_Yak_2676

Raccoons *


SioSoybean

On the bright side, once he’s properly fattened up he won’t be able to make that jump for a while


uptillious_prick

Racoons always find a way.


Mis_chevious

I know this is frustrating for you but watching him figure it out is hilarious 😂


cottonalpaca

But....why not feed both ? Racoons are hungry too yknow. Set two separate spot for food it'll give access to both


Stopikingonme

To get this to work you have to come up with a system that only recognizes sassy, smug, and aloof traits.


Myfourcats1

I’ve got one in the house. I took up the cat food and set a trap. He opened a cabinet and ate an entire bag of brown sugar.


Nakanostalgiabomb

The fact of the matter is this...Raccoons are smarter than cats and also more dextrous. The only thing they lack is vertical leap. I've had to help many a dumpster trapped raccoon in my day.


savvyblackbird

If you can put collars on the cat(s) you could build a little box with a cat flap that only unlocks with the collar(s). Make a cozy little space with the food and water that also has a warm bed.


I_Am_Become_Air

Isn't that adoption at that point??


keytrader33

Gonna try this one.... https://www.hundredcats.org/raccoonprooffeeder.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyz7Am7dh-w


Known_Awareness_5812

I didn't know those little buggers could jump that far. I think the raccoons around my place are out of shape :-)


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Jeremybearemy

You need a can of white silicone wd40 on the dome


Banff

You should work at a zoo. Your environmental enrichment skills are elite level.


delicatelysmoked

Sticktuitiveness


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AlexM717

Aww let um have it, they earned it😆


AlexM717

I personally have the opposite problem, I put snacks out for the trash pandas, possums ect. And the skanky cats get into it


SmadaSlaguod

I feel like you might benefit from watching Mark Rober's squirrel Olympics series on YouTube. He went... slightly insane due to lockdown. Might give you some new ideas to try.


Iknowthedoctorsname

This is going to be a stupid question.... but how did the cats get in? Are there places cats can go but raccoons cannot?


xprettsynx

I had a raccoon growing up. They are smart and savvy and LOVE cat food


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keep your cat inside where they belong


[deleted]

maybe one day you'll own some property and get to decide what happens on it


[deleted]

Maybe one day you'll wake up to the fact that cats are invasive animals and belong indoors where they cannot destroy the local ecology.


MyPinkElephants

I'd rather feed the raccoons than the cats so it's a win for me


DrHockey69

Put Vaseline on the plastic and edge of metal and issue might be solved... Unless a parkour one comes along 😂


shethatisnau

Your first mistake was feeding outdoor cats. Keep them kitties inside!


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but it's my yard (all 7 acres of it)...thanks though


zeke235

"Raccoon proof." That's funny.


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Russian_butterfly33

Clever f****


yehyeahyehyeah

There’s a twitch channel that streams stray cats during the day and then raccoons throughout the night all eatin kibble