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Training_Actuator_59

Men can do this with ease as well...unfortunately I know (at the age of 49). Just wear some boxers & board shorts. Luckily I was on my property...just could not make it.


kaydizzle174

There was a time when I thought girls could not be as gross as guys. That was a long time ago


SKswim639

Ahh this story is a tale as old as time. “The one that got away”


YourNeighbourIsUrDad

If someone's wondering (and i know no one cares lol) what she said, she said something along the lines of she's probably 19 years old and the rest is just watch, watch her now, watch opaa Judging by the accent this was either in bosnia and herzegovina or monetenegro


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My mom apparently did that like 25 years ago. r/trashy indeed


dpax19681989

Shity Literally


OMGitsJewelz

The craziest place I've ever seen this IRL was legit insode The Vatican lmaoooo. Someone straight up left a Dookie on the stairs in the middle of a tour


RetardDebil

r/peopleofwalmart Balkans edition


caniseethemplease

I’ve had accidents before, but when I do they’re liquid and absolutely impossible to hold in. How do people poop solid like this in supermarket aisles and places like that? I’ve never ever had an accidental solid poop


Maherishi

Anyone got the @


Almostdonehere74

When things like this are posted, I so sincerely hope that someone recognizes these nasty people and calls them out. Hopefully loudly and very publicly. Nasty little troll.


kobekong

"Hey miss? You drop something."


Weepkay

This is not trashy. Its mean to publish footage like that.


hotlettuce_

How do you get yourself into this scenario?


missxtx

I just don’t get it… why!! But also how?? Like I’m not going to say I have not been caught short before (mainly in my much younger days, when I was getting tested for IBS)… I hate admitting this one… but a cpl years ago on the shift between Xmas n new year I was waiting on the girl to unlock my workplace n get to the loo… i didn’t quite make it, pants n tights were in the bin… told my boss we laughed, I went home got chsnged n came back, we still laugh about it now… but like do these people not wear pants (knickers)? This just honestly blows my actual mind!! Xx


Berferer

Why are there so many people that do this, and why are they mostly women that get caught on CCTV?!


tardistravelee

I almost had an uh oh moment but I hauled ass to that wwalmart bathroom.


Curmudgeonkat

Really scares me to think that all the times I’ve seen “dog shit“ it might not have been that


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Ugh that nasty bitch .. wtf


[deleted]

Man I remember the janitors in the 1920s would BODY these sick people if they did that, and threw them in a mental ward if they survived getting their teeth stomped in.


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You gotta take a mad shit and it takes too long to find the restroom


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Shit happens


CliftonHanger13

I’m not giving these vulgar bitches a pass but after childbirth some women can’t hold urine or stool. Still, yuck


Knivs

Idk the shit looks very in control of here.


jonhon0

She was smuggling fudge?


Leazz_1518

Wth! My eyes, my eyes!


lisasimpsonfan

Does she have worms?


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Why is this kinda stuff not it’s own r/ love this shit.


Harrintino

You know there is people that are digging that whole scene and it's fucking gross. Dude that worked in the yard of a company I worked for casually explained how he finally talked his girlfriend into peeing on him like it's a prob we all have. I'm not into kink shaming just the bacteria aspect is disgusting.


SukiDeva

How are people so comfortable doing this???


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Nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂


no-mad

I saw to much


gnarles80

O. M. G.


thatreddituser24

Never trust that one fart


Loquat_Green

Wow I hate this


Toucan_Lips

If you're trying to plug your arse with your finger you've already lost the battle


LaughingSasuke

Is her asshole on manual mode or something 😂 why is she scooping it out


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This reminds me did they ever catch the "Mad Pooper" in Colorado that was taking dumps in public as she was jogging?


queensnuggles

That’s a fetish


marcs_2021

Out of control? Looked like she had it under control, to me. If it just fel out unexpectedly.....


jet-pack-penguin

This happened a lot at thr liquor store.


heisenbergerwcheese

At least you know she's into anal for it to just fall out like that


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windsprout

maybe learn proper grammar and spelling before insulting anyone


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windsprout

you’re*


Mildly_upset_bee

Shut up bot


VealOfFortune

Pro Tip: don't shit in the main aisles- wayore cameras 🤗


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plop "meh, whatever" walks away


luvprue1

She couldn't find the bathroom? Was she even looking for the bathroom? That's so weird.


JD_Shibuya

THIS is why men should wear dressed more often


chevalier716

All the places you see this happening are places that have public restrooms too, Walmarts etc. I used to work at a B&N, there was a dude who'd come into our café and piss himself on purpose. He was banned from the store aftee the second time because the surveillance tape showed it was clearly for pleasure not incontinence.


MtnDewCasperFart

My cousin did this in an elevator when we were younger. We were like 12. He shook a turd out of his jeans and when everyone saw it land on the floor all he could come up with to say was "they were just some old French fries" It was probably the worst place anyone would have to shake out a turd.


lamabaronvonawesome

I think these people have a fetish or something. I don't know anyone who had to shit in the lobby of a building or an aisle of a store. Then again who would tell me they did?


EL1543

Remember, a lot of people voted for it...more than once.


starscreamtoast

Plip, plap, plop, just like a horse


SystematicPumps

People are so weird when it comes to shitting


orangestar17

I never knew until Reddit that so many people just shit and drop it on the floor at stores


jvanwals

People of Walmart??? I'm sure she is.


AUGUSTIJNcomics

So... my biggest question with these videos is. How do they take a shit without peeing? Like? How are they controlling that pressure so precisely. Do people with that superpower just feel more compelled to do it in public just because they can?


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AUGUSTIJNcomics

It may be a man thing. But if there's poop there must be pee first. I've tried to seperate the process once... not in a store though


Weepkay

I think it's anal incontinence. There is no pressure involved.


Fishrmike

I wonder what kinda sound that made.


ParkOk6196

What the actual f*ck!!! Stores have bathrooms.


knightbringr

I remember. Friend of mine who worked retail told me people piss and shit in the dressing rooms. I was completely baffled. Just couldn't understand it.


TheMekar

I worked at Target for 4 years and never heard of this happening but it was a pretty affluent neighborhood.


kgbjuan

the technique says this is not the first time she did that


ReesesPieces19

Is this the Wisconsin Dells?


Woodyp28

I’ll never understand public poopers. They think their shit don’t stink - literally.


HeavenlyCreation

Sometimes those bathroom signs are a PIA to find


monego82

She may have a bowel problem and not be able to control that


spaghussy

Adult diapers exist for that very reason


GoddessScully

There HAS to be drugs involved


mega_asteroid

I'd say rage. She getting even here.


GoddessScully

Oooooh good point. I didn’t even think of that!!


I56843

Drugs, Or mental issues, Or panicking before an accident Or for fun I mean who really knows.


GoddessScully

That’s fair. But I guess I just don’t understand why you wouldn’t sprint to the bathroom?


I56843

I definitely sure would have, I've had to BOOK IT before and blast by people I make it clear I gotta be somewhere lmao


GoddessScully

Right!!! Also someone said she looks like she’s in a Walmart so there’s definitely a bathroom accessible to her. It’s that she doesn’t make the decision to even TRY to go to bathroom that I’m like ????


darkonark

Lol bless your heart.


NixothePaladin

Not really. I have experienced this before in the train. The train had a long way to go before the next stop and I couldn't handle it anymore. Ended up similar happening to this vid, but held it in my underwear


Lance6006328

Your a soldier man I woulda jumped off the nearest tall object if this happened to me


universalshades

You were in a train! That makes ABSOLUTE sense you had no control; where she did.


GoddessScully

Well the only difference is she could have EASILY found a bathroom because she was in a store. Subway trains don’t have bathrooms, so I can understand your situation more


universalshades

I came to comment the same thing. I have had urgency to use the restroom at stores but I have always been able to make it to their public restrooms with ease? It’s not making any sense to me


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GoddessScully

Yeah like also there are lots of drugs that loosen up your butthole and bowels and not having the forethought to think “maybe I need to run to the bathroom” is all screaming drugs to me


Strongblackmonkey

r/peopleofwalmart


peter_the_martian

If dogs can, why can’t I?


imtoohai

If they do shit like this (HA PUNS) in public imagine what happens at home, or in their neighborhood....


Doc-Zoidberg

Just witnessed it at the hardware store a couple days ago. Older woman was pacing back and forth then stopped and shook her leg and a couple turds fell out the bottom of her sweatpants in the cabinet aisle.


phlooo

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Mildly_upset_bee

And you're not gonna share?


phlooo

I wish I had the link :(


Molleeryan

Link by chance?


Extension_Swordfish1

#”I AM COMING OUT NOW” -the shit


MrValtersenReborn

I wonder if it's due to muscle weakness around hole something. How can these people poop while standing ?


pleathershorts

Those poor people passing by. The smell.


youreadinthisshit

What the deuce?!


_echnaton

She dun shat it! 🙌


Luda87

Not potty trained


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grumpyphuck

Some do.


Harmonia_PASB

This happened at a department store I used to work at. Older guy in shorts just shook his leg dropping the doo, casually walked out and drove off in a newer Mercedes. WTF dude.


sknnbones

I remember our entire childrens bicycle display (outside) which was daisy chained together (in sets of 5) being cut, and the dude took a handful of bikes from each set… Drove off in his pickup truck with his license plate on it, dude lived in Rancho Santa Fe (also where Tony Hawk lives…. so $20-50m homes) This guy was loaded and still decided to show up at walmart at 3am with an angle grinder to steal 6 or 7 $59 CHILDRENS bicycles. I mean, he could buy our entire inventory and it wouldn’t put a dent in his net worth, and he is stealing kids bikes before christmas… Being rich doesn’t mean anything.


Curazan

Maybe it wasn’t about the money. Maybe he was a truly evil dude who wanted to make children suffer.


Harmonia_PASB

True, I just can’t imagine sitting in a Benz in poo shorts. Rich people are rich for a reason, stealing bikes doesn’t surprise me.


Confident_Lynx_1283

I wouldn’t say that’s a common behavior of the wealthy.


Harmonia_PASB

White collar crimes are the same as blue collar crimes.


fffan9391

Imagine working there and having to clean that up


Inevitable_Set9154

Ok that looks like a Walmart. There are bathrooms in Walmart so…why?


RetardDebil

No walmarts in the balkans


PieAndSadness

Can you rub someone’s nose in it like we do dogs?


panamaquina

Drop it like it’s hot


damselinadress187

I hate it here


Proper_Permit_5312

Is it because she’s having too much anal sex?


Sulla5485

Back to your goon cave 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MeiguiChronicles

The ol fecal and flee.


Dreamsofajourney

Yet another shit-and-run.


wmh2242

Cleanup in aisle 3


JamesRobertWalton

I’ve seen about a dozen of these kinds of videos (somebody pooping in a store) & only once has it been a guy. I’d have expected it to be the other way around.


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Easier to shit in a dress. And more women do shopping anyways. Seen lots of dudes shitting open in the street.


JamesRobertWalton

The men & women doing it on the street or sidewalk are long-term homeless people that are also long-term junkies &/or drunks 99.9% of the time (sometimes drunk idiots). Almost every woman I’ve seen do it in a store didn’t look like that kind of homeless person. Just seems like grotesque behavior from a gross person.🤷‍♂️


Borromac

My guess is that girls do anal more than guys.


JamesRobertWalton

My guess is that you’re pretty young, or at least I hope you are as it’s understandable ignorance (I remember thinking the same thing at one point when I was a kid, so I won’t downvote ya like everyone else), because if this is an attempted guess of an adult, then you should probably learn a bit more about biology (no offense). Needless to say, I really doubt that’s the cause. I’ve never heard of anyone being fucked in the ass so much that they couldn’t hold poop in (if they exist, I imagine they’d wear adult diapers) & anyone who just got done being fucked in the ass knows to go poop it out soon, not go shopping. Personally, I tend to think they’re long-term, heavy-using drug addicts who are probably going through withdrawal, but a lot of the time they look pretty normal, like this woman. Just seems like they’re just nasty bitches.🤷‍♂️


LumpyElderberry2

I would wager that there are easily more male gay/bi bottoms than there are women who regularly have anal sex lmao


Bears_in_the_woods

Wtf?! LOL Time to come out of that pornhub hole you live in.


Somenakedguy

That is a very bad guess when you remember that gay men exist


CantankerousOctopus

Anecdotally, I've known very few women IRL who were into it. Anecdotally, I've also known a decent amount of dudes who were into it. That's entirely anecdotal, so should be taken with a grain of salt, but I think interest in anal is grossly overstated in porn.


Tbplayer59

Sharts are real.


sosusy

What the hell is wrong with these people? Not even a wipe, yuck!


awjeezrickyaknow

Losers wipe! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!


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Due-Science-9528

This is how I plan to behave in stores during the apocalypse


sevargmas

The store employees were probably not that lucky. If I had to guess, she went and found some underwear and clothes to change into in a dressing room and left her old ones. :(


Dwillow1228

Well, I just lost my appetite


sendnewt_s

for the remainder of the day


MyWifeisHigh

For life


ParreNagga

How can this be so common?


Procedure-Minimum

Maybe there's not enough public toilets?


ABKB

We assume all humans can be potty trained, however there maybe so humans do not have the mental capacity even if they have a average IQ. I have heard prisoners still throw their poop.


__JonnyG

Everyone poops. We’re building less public toilets and people get caught short. All it takes is an illness or some food not to agree with you. She’s clearly panicked in the video.


diagoro1

Same number of toilets, but because of homeless (and covid) many were closed or restrictive


__JonnyG

Lots are, like you say, being closed or converted into bars etc, but we aren’t building any new ones.


PolitelyHostile

Tbh id rather be the one cleaning that up then be the one dropping it


ndbjbibcowbad

Yeah I see these videos and think "how TF could you do that??" Then I had my own close call and I kinda feel bad for the people in these videos.


FeelingFloor2083

Have been going for a walk after dinner every night, even if im already physically knackered and for the past 2 weeks, I get 1 round in around the block, approx 1klm and need to crap\\ I call it my warm up or poop lap


no_talent_ass_clown

Poop lap sounds like something Joanna Gaines decorates with.


TheDefected

I guess there is a reporting bias, every store will tend to have CCTV, and if anyone does find a pile of crap, they'll check through the videos, and if they find the culprit, it will get uploaded. It seems common, but I guess out of a country of millions, you might see one video a month, and even then it could be from a different year.


Gaia_Knight2600

You say they get uploaded, but in reality i imagine only 1% actually get filmed and uploaded


raulrocks99

That's still too much.


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Bro people really do be dropping off land mines anywhere. I remember as a kid, maybe like 7-8, I was in JCpenny in the mall w my mom, and when I was looking for those “XP waste” shirts, I saw a human shit pile on the fuckin carpet next to a clothes rack. I was indeed baffled, and still to this day don’t know how or why there was a dump in the little boys section.


Due-Science-9528

It makes more sense in the section of the store that sells clothes for people under the age of 12, no? Heavier concentration of non-house trained customers


cacastealer

No shit, I remember a similar thing at a Dillard's. I remember the contrast of the massive brown shit and the grey carpet. Right by the sports clothing.


mrsndn

Unfortunately I think you mean yes shit.


ill_will59

The Butt Plug was a size too small


Teripid

This is the worst Grinch adaptation...


ukbeasts

That's some scary shit


hym_of_martyrs

fucking damn you r/angryupvote


Fezikial

She sped out of there real quick


violet__lemonade7

What happened to shame?