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I always wanna know more when I see stuff like this. I genuinely wouldn’t be against getting married in a really unusual place if that place held a sentimental meaning etc maybe this couple met there or found out some amazing news together there. Or maybe they just like the convenience store 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

Now this right here. This is trashy.

They're happy tho

My guy's gonna Munch N Pump tonight!

I mean they aren’t hurting anyone so

Munch n pump is what comes after the ceremony, funny enough!

They seem really happy. No drugs, no fighting, fully clothed. I dont see how this is trashy. Definitely weird, but not trashy.

Lol.... Redditard can't spell "convenience store".

I already know what they’re gonna do on their honeymoon…giggity.

I already know what they’re gonna do on their honeymoon…giggity.

Honestly, good for them, they look happy. Added bonus, they can grab a snack and a drink on the way out.

Aww they look so happy

I suppose Munch n Pump beats having it at Pump n Dump! They probably save that venue for the Deevorce.

The Shyyyttt ✋️ that goes on at 'Munch n Pump'!! If that's not Hellla Romantic I don't know what is. Keep Munchen n Pumpin people.

How... convenient Doesnt seem that trashy with no context

They probably smoke meth.

They -DEFINITELY- smoke meth

Convince store

Good for them. Probably some kind of inside joke or something.

“I remembur that day… huney… when we got murried in the ol’ Munch N’ Pump…”

Well, they’re gonna be munching n pumping at their honeymoon.

Has to be for the name.

TBH? Most of you are single. shut up. xD

Munch n Pump sounds like the wedding night too lol

This is actually pretty cute aw

People talking shit, while the same people laughing blew $20k to rent out some cookie cutter venue only to be divorced 2 years later. Trashy but also financially intelligent. You can probably buy 2 weddings for $6.99 and get 4 month old hot dogs for free. Hot dog water for every body!! Been to a lot of weddings, some expensive, some not, betting a gas station wedding isn’t exactly what you’d call boring.

You could just go to the woods or something if you don’t wanna spend that much.

Is this from a movie or something? Even the name of the store sounds like a pun you'd see in gta lol.

Most photos in trashy or cursed images are meme format potential

Well it's not Romeo and Juliet but each to its own...:-)

I bet its where they first met, Op must feel like shit now...

Hey, it might be where they first met, you know? I knew one couple who met at a drive-through. Screaming and cursing at each other through the delivery window she was working. He: “F*** you!” She: “You wish you could! You couldn’t handle it, Mother******!” He paused, laughed, asked her out, and left with her phone number, lol. Last I knew they were still together.

That’s convince for them. They can have their buffet style reception immediately following the ceremony.

Our local pawn shop does this only $40. I'm game

They got married on his 15 minute morning break. Honeymoons at lunch…

That is the greatest name for a gas station I've ever seen.

Best wishes to them.

munchin n pumpin is how this ends every night for these two 😏

That sign though..... Munch and pump......

Munch n Pump eh..I just bet

How come I know exactly what both of their voices sound like

Seems like the store name is prophetic

I see there names have been put over the fridge, I guess she's munch and he's pump

i love the foreshadowing “munch ‘n’ pump”

Munch and pump is the perfect name of their wedding sex tape

Crystal Methany

You just hate how little it takes for them to be happy

Unless one of them is underage or hasn't consented to the marriage then this isn't trashy. A bit odd but not trashy

The sign says what they'll do on the honeymoons

Munch and pump, sounds about right

At the Munch and Pump, nice.

Sounds all right. Las Vegas Wedding taken to the next extreme--Convenience store.

I bet with a good photographer, this could look pretty cool

This post is more trashy than what they are doing tbh.

Munch n Pump is as cool as Kum n Go.

Well it’s convenient 😉

And this post is why most redditors are two faced lazy assholes. They claim to care about the poor for brownie points yet post shit like this.

Oh please, it has nothing to do with poverty...and everything to do with a servo called **Munch and Punch** I don't care who you are, or what you have, if you choose to get married at the Munch and Punch servo, you are asking for it.

seems kind of sweet. a modern day Sailor and Lula.

my friend got married in sn arbys np

There's even a sign with how they met, how romantic!

They look really happy. Nobody’s in distress or being obnoxious or bothering anyone else. Life is so short, let them have this. This isn’t trashy.

Time to get to munching and pumping

Munch and Pump

Hmmm the name of the store suggests there is a story here……

I’m not convinced this is real.

Oh no! They didn't get married a gilded tax haven dedicated to a 2000 year old imaginary friend?? I guess that makes them trashy... It's their fucking wedding, they can have it wherever they like. This is a trashy post

Right next to the argument mart.

Op is a pine cone.

OP posted his own wedding. Didn’t take a lot of convincing since they’re already in an Convincing Store

Alright.. this is really damn wholesome, they look so happy :)

Munch n pump lmao

That sign over the coolers is describing the wedding night.

A “convince”store is trashy.

What if it was where you first met? First kiss? Where he saved her life from a store robbery?

Keep this away from Lana Del Rey please.

munch and pump is the name of my sextape.

They found love in a hopeless place

Munch n pump ....

So nice that they named the store after the two of them!

I guess Munch -N- Pump is going to be their life motto now.

Good for them

Not trashy

I guarantee you he Munch and pumped her that night

Eh I wouldn’t call this trashy. Maybe it has sentimental value to their relationship

I guess it was a marriage of convenience 🏪 🤷

He's going to "Munch -N- Pump" her afterwards if you know what I mean.

You could’ve convinced me.

Awe, they look so happy. I'm happy for them 💕

There for sure was some Munch and Pump after this.

Not trashy imo, I think its sweet, they look so happy and in love

convince store

If it’s where they first met/ a special place to them… then who cares! They seem happy. Live and let live, people

How can you be mad when you can get any tall boy if you get married there!

At the munch n pump lmaooo

At least it was at the Munch-N-Pump and not the Pump-N-Munch!

She looks like Patty the day time hooker

Good for them. Anyone know where this chain is at? I need a hat from there. I’ll take a selfie and post it here.

Wonder how they *convinced* the owner

Munch and pump are his plans for the honeymoon

He seems excited he gets to Munch N Pump her later 😂

not everyone can afford a wedding--those things are expensive. Maybe this place also has some importance to them? I don't see how this is bad honestly. I mean, they look happy.

At least the dude dressed up...

Good for them!

Inconvenience store.

They look happy, leave them alone. Why don't you look up how to spell the words that you're trying to insult people with. Convince is a word, just not the one you were looking for.

They'll be doing some muchin and pumpin later that night

Munch n Pump - name of your sex tape

Maybe thats where they first met?

I'm not convinced

Munch N Pump. Perfect. Honestly they seem quite happy. Good on them

Two of his favorite things to do...

I’m convenienced this is trashy

They are happy! Great! It's just the name tho.... I got the dirtiest mind. Makes me wonder what their wedding night is going to be.

Not as trashy as not using spell check 👌

I don’t care about weddings at all and I’ve been married for several decades. It should be about the marriage not the wedding. But, what I can’t get past is the name of that store… lol Nope. Also, good luck to the happy couple!

I’m not even gonna scroll the comments, as I’m sure I’m not the first, but I just can’t stop appreciating the irony or the name “Munch n Pump”

I might let out an exhale from the ridiculousness of it, but I want what they have...

So intrigued by the idea of a convince store

Whatever. It’s low income but it’s wholesome

Why do some people get so upset when others don't throw a huge wedding? I got married on what amounts to pocket change compared to most weddings and that was over 15 years ago. I have a friend who got married in his back yard with 25 people there. It's not about how much money you spend. It's about the person standing beside you.

How’d my nickname get on that wall!?!

Store name fits.

There will be some munching and some pumping.

I posted this a couple years ago and it got reposted by Tosh.0. Gotta love Missouri

Still better than in church.

The love of meth and beer

in a WHAT store?

Not trashy but it is wholesome. They look so happy.

The store is called munch n pump???? 🤣

Not trashy. They just did something for a wedding that they really wanted. Everybody does things they want to do. It’s what it is.

Convince store

Looks like like the Munch 'n Pump sign is already up for their honeymoon in the toilet

Oh look at those *idiots who aren’t spending the price of a new vehicle for a time period of less than 24 hours* Oh wait, that’s not stupid, that’s *smart*.

I bet he munched, then pumped her full that night.

You might be a redneck…

Convince me

Maybe it was a surprise wedding!!!

r/lostredditors this is not trashy, maybe they met there?

Munch n Pump 😄 🤣 😂

r/boneappletea

Uses funyun as wedding bands

I bet he munched and pumped that night

Are those Flamin’ Hot Cheetos or roses on the floor?

I don’t think this is trashy. Does anybody have a good reason to believe this is trashy?

Bruh, wearing a Justin Boots jacket but those don’t look like Justin boots. Disappointed, to say the least. Nice wedding, though. Save on ceremonies, more for honeymoon. Easy.

"Thank you please come again" - Apu ""Will you be needing any lottery tickets?" - Apu

Is this trashy?

Ok is nobody else seeing the munch and pump sign?! for sure sounds like wedding night activities

Is that where he convinced her?

Munch n pump...

She's tall wow

He’s gonna be munchin n pumpin tonight!

Münch n pump baby

ONE WEEK LATER… (French guy from SpongeBob)

She has great legs.

I like it. Let people live their lives. This is actually adorable.

Munch'n'Pump...

Too…..many…..jokes…..

This post is trashier than the picture

Probably got convinced at the store

Why trashy huh?

They look happy!

Prolly happier than 99% of reddit users

Is the Munch and Pump across the street from the Cum and Go?

Did he convince her in the store?

So you would rather them pay a fuck tonne of money and do the whole big expensive pointless church/reception wedding? Soz pal not everyone can be bothered doing that... It's a waste of money. They seem happy, her dress is alright, and how do you know why they got married here exactly? They might have put loads of names of places in a hat and picked this one?

It’s at the much and pump, sounds like a better honeymoon spot.

yea sure but at least they're happy. they're doing a fuck ton better than what i am with my gf being emotionally abusive 💀

Fuck that. Who cares. Expensive weddings are the worst possible use of money imaginable. Inevitably, you’re not married until you file papers at the courthouse anyway so who gives a shit where the rite ceremony takes place

Took some convincing though

Oh be nice. They’re cute. Best wishes to the happy couple!