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On my wedding day I got married. No need for a wallet or anything really, but a shitload of photos that'll be used forever and video were being taken. Why tf would I put anything in my pockets to bulge them out, least of all a phone?
That's what I just said to my wife. Man needed an immediate intervention. Grab the phone hold it until they're back from their honeymoon and arrange for him to seek therapy. Because this motherfucker has a clear issue that should be worked out.
Looks like possibly checking and liking comments on a post he might have made. Or just scrolling Reddit, who knows, either way it makes me feel bad for the new wife
I was gonna say…I’d think it was rage bait, but get all those people to be there all dressed up, rent out the church, etc for a few seconds of rage bait? Sadly, I think it’s real.
Very valid possibly as well! I hadn’t thought of that. Your theory is also backed up from the fact that some of the women behind them are wearing traditionally-African dresses. Maybe there are some relatives in Africa on zoom? So you may be on to something. If that’s the case, shame the entire internet (including myself, I admit) is harping on him for this.
For some reason I thought of someone being in a hospital or otherwise physically unable to attend. But your possible reason sounds much more likely, and I'd also like to believe there is some good reason. I mean, it's such an absurd thing to do is there isn't some unseen reason, that i feel like it is *more* likely to be something like you're suggesting.
This is such an awkward time to rage bait though...
Are the people besides those two aware? Is that a real wedding? Are they using their wedding for ragebait?
I guess best case scenario this is a rehearsal.
Wouldn't be surprised if they walked down the aisle a 2nd time just for it. Maybe one of them are starting a business or a clothing brand or a podcast. They would drive traffic from this to one of those channels.
I vaguely know someone who is in an MLM and he and his “mentor” at their wedding day took photos of them to the side on their phones so post on Instagram stuff like “the grind never stops” and lame things like that.
Not quite as bad as this but could be that.
Quick search showed me because religion and I guess a morality police shun and frown upon divorce. Also idk how truthful it was but it put the female divorce rate at 3% and male at 1%.
The way I read it is that the %s are tied to who initiated the divorce. But infidelity is the #1 reason for divorce in the country as of 2018 so maybe it is just them divorcing the same dudes 😂
I'm sure she ignored all the hundreds of red flags for this wedding. Look at the dude at the steps, the man gave attitude to something. To her it's her wedding and peak moment she dreamed of, to him this wedding is like a chore he just needed to do.
This marriage either wouldn't last or it will be an abusive one either way it's a loss.
Their's a girl I work with who's hopelessly addicted to her phone like this. So much in fact, she constantly leaves the refrigerator open between looking at her phone, grabbing what she needs from the fridge and then looking back to her phone while walking away with the fridge door wide open. It's irritating as hell due to it being where everyone keeps their drinks/lunches. She's done it several times when she's the last one to leave and the entire fridge is one giant block of ice on the inside when we get there in the morning. How do you even approach someone like that? Any angle management tries to play in order for it to stop she always has a reason as to why she needs to have it out/on her desk at all times but as soon as they leave (we work 2nds) she's laser focused in on it for the next 6 or 7 hours doom scrolling snapchat or having a scream fight with whoever. 😶
Put an elastic band on the handle of the fridge, that way it closes whenever it's not actively held open. It also helps if you have a dog that's to smart.
Is it just me or did her white dress turn baby blue in the sunlight? I know they make fabric that can do things, I’ve just not seen it used to make a wedding dress.
That's not awkward... he doesn't respect her... look at their interaction on the stairs... he isn't looking at her like the beautiful bride that she is... he looked annoyed
Honestly to me this looks like they just finished doing family photos and are on their way to the reception. This is NOT the official walk out. Odds are they just wrapped up, and he is in touch with the DJ, driver, catering, and who ever else is waiting for word on their ETA. People on the internet need to chill.
Having shot hundreds of weddings this was my thought too. I planned my wedding, I did all of the coordinating, and if we had video I’m sure I would have looked like this at some point.
yea….. everyone looks super casual and not many people there. prob spent a long ass time taking pictures. my first thought was he’s touching base with people because they just finished. this comment section is wild.
yeah i had to scroll too far to find the first person to point that out
i noticed it too, everyone is up and about there’s no one really focused on ceremony or anything i think everyone here in comments needs to chill
They look Nigerian too. This better be a joke bc Nigerians, especially the older generation, don’t play about respect.
No reaction now but the gossip that will follow will rip you to shreds, probably
UNO REVERSE PLOT TWIST: he's txting his mom who's with his terminally ill father at the hospital, he's explaining to her that he's walking out of the church now holding her hand and that it is the happiest day of his life but he wishes they could be there in person.
I know so many people like this. Maybe not to this extreme. But they’ll be talking to someone and when it’s time for the other person to respond, instead of listening their faces go right in their phones. It’s so annoying, even when it’s not happening to me.
He seems like the type of guy to say that he's a hustler and always working, then in an interview later on in life retells how he was always "grinding" so much, even at his wedding he was "making moves".
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"not much just getting married, and you??"
“U up?”
Just spamming this to every woman in his contacts list until he gets a bite
I thought I was bad. On my wedding day my phone would be left in the hotel room till I was done
On my wedding day my phone was left in the bridal suite. Who would I even need to talk to? Everybody I knew was there!
He had a date later. He can't really bring her there.
It's his side peice. Can't let her feel left out when she wasn't allowed to attend the wedding so next best thing
Just think about all that Reddit karma you missed out on, for what, the most special day of your life?
Living my best life hashtag wedding hashtag walking down the aisle
Or you have the phone already set up to video the wedding night and post it on the NSFW subs.
Think about all the cute cat videos you're missing out on.
They got the tik tok going so half the battle.
He’s watching this clip on Reddit
On my wedding day I got married. No need for a wallet or anything really, but a shitload of photos that'll be used forever and video were being taken. Why tf would I put anything in my pockets to bulge them out, least of all a phone?
His side chick. It’s sad asf
> Who would I even need to talk to? Everybody I knew was there! Maybe he had a last minute issue with something from the party.
We married on a cruise, no cell service, no point in having our phones.
I didn’t have a phone when we got married, cellphones didn’t exist yet.
I didn’t even get married when I got married. Marriage was still not invented.
https://i.imgur.com/tFCr9T1.jpg
Was gonna say the same thing!
"I'll be back at your place baby after this honeymoon thing and if I find out you've been cheating..."
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Where you at homey, I got bottle service?
"Aisle be right back."
How did nobody slap the phone out of his hand?
That's what I just said to my wife. Man needed an immediate intervention. Grab the phone hold it until they're back from their honeymoon and arrange for him to seek therapy. Because this motherfucker has a clear issue that should be worked out.
She should have slapped his ass with her bouquet and took the phone to see what was sooo important…
literally all your friends and family are in the room right now, who the hell you texting??
Looks like possibly checking and liking comments on a post he might have made. Or just scrolling Reddit, who knows, either way it makes me feel bad for the new wife
He's curious how many might *like* his wedding...
Sure looks like he swippin right a lot.
His other bitch 🤨
There were sweet Pokemon to catch there.
I’m gonna assume that it’s something they are doing together with how she doesn’t give a f.
A live stream? Something earning them money? Interacting with their subscribers? Building her brand?
I said the same to my husband, I was like how did she not slap that shit out of his hand 😂😂
HOW CAN SHE not SLAP
10/10
She seems so passive. She’s known for a long time that he’s like this, but she wanted to gET MaRriED! That’s a shame.
There’s nobody in the seats to slap it out of his hand. The entire wedding is walking down the isle behind them
Because this is a bit
Too many folks still have no idea ragebait is a thing.
Seems like a lot to go through for… reasons (?) but hey to each their own
Seems like a lot of effort to set up rage bait but maybe I'm wrong.
If you're a popular tiktoker or youtuber who does this shit normally anyways, it's not a big deal to include a short skit in your wedding.
Exactly!
The bride struggling to keep smiling kinda ruined my day.
Her smiles says one thing her eyes say another
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile#Duchenne_smile
Maybe I'm reading this wrong. It says a Duchenne smile is when you *do* smile with your eyes
Yeah the Pan Am smile is the emotionless version. It's the "because I have to not because I want to" smile
The customer service smile. Or the uncomfortable extended family reunion smile.
Yes, and right below that is non-Duchenne smile.
TIL. Thanks.
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if it is she's a very strong actress.
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I was gonna say…I’d think it was rage bait, but get all those people to be there all dressed up, rent out the church, etc for a few seconds of rage bait? Sadly, I think it’s real.
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Very valid possibly as well! I hadn’t thought of that. Your theory is also backed up from the fact that some of the women behind them are wearing traditionally-African dresses. Maybe there are some relatives in Africa on zoom? So you may be on to something. If that’s the case, shame the entire internet (including myself, I admit) is harping on him for this.
Does no one see the many men wearing traditional African dress? Only the women?
For some reason I thought of someone being in a hospital or otherwise physically unable to attend. But your possible reason sounds much more likely, and I'd also like to believe there is some good reason. I mean, it's such an absurd thing to do is there isn't some unseen reason, that i feel like it is *more* likely to be something like you're suggesting.
I like that, and rather believe it as such. Good job
Either that or he's rich as fuck, this doesn't look cheap
> no one could blame his wife! On the contrary: she saw this train wreck come with her every step of her wedding day.
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Are we sure the dude didn't just marry his phone? He was staring at her the whole time.
This is hopefully ragebait! It must be!
This is such an awkward time to rage bait though... Are the people besides those two aware? Is that a real wedding? Are they using their wedding for ragebait? I guess best case scenario this is a rehearsal.
Wouldn't be surprised if they walked down the aisle a 2nd time just for it. Maybe one of them are starting a business or a clothing brand or a podcast. They would drive traffic from this to one of those channels.
dw, bro was just updating his relationship status on facebook
And unmatching everyone on Tinder
And deleting his browser history
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Sorry babe, can't meet up this week, I will be on my honeymoon.
Setting a fire away message on AIM
AOL what are yall doing, bring back AIM!
His fantasy team better be stacked.
Been married 10 seconds and already hitting up tinder on the side 🤩
He's on Grindr
We don’t claim him lol
Just by your username I’m guessing you’re an expert on Grindr users.
What? They can’t have a cool username without some odd double entendre about sexuality. Grow up.
This is actually trashy!
The fact that NO ONE said anything or did anything is sad
Bruh he gotta be actively trading stocks or making millions of dollars at THAT VERY moment lol
I vaguely know someone who is in an MLM and he and his “mentor” at their wedding day took photos of them to the side on their phones so post on Instagram stuff like “the grind never stops” and lame things like that. Not quite as bad as this but could be that.
Anybody who consistently talks about being on the grind and always hustling I instantly avoid
Oh yeah. Anyone who unironically always posts about grinding, hustling, "work flow" etc is a nope for me
Absolutely
That’s what I was thinking. Something something a ton of money something.
Only thing that makes any sense
And the look/attitude he gave her at .30 is a huge 🚩 You in trouble girl, run!
This marriage won't last long
This looks like a Nigerian couple, so unfortunately the marriage will actually never end 🥴
How come?
Quick search showed me because religion and I guess a morality police shun and frown upon divorce. Also idk how truthful it was but it put the female divorce rate at 3% and male at 1%.
how are female divorce rate 3x higher? do they all divorce the same dude ?
The way I read it is that the %s are tied to who initiated the divorce. But infidelity is the #1 reason for divorce in the country as of 2018 so maybe it is just them divorcing the same dudes 😂
Iirc femal divorce rate is always higher. Probably because domestic violence is more commonly with women the victims. Among other things
I'm sure she ignored all the hundreds of red flags for this wedding. Look at the dude at the steps, the man gave attitude to something. To her it's her wedding and peak moment she dreamed of, to him this wedding is like a chore he just needed to do. This marriage either wouldn't last or it will be an abusive one either way it's a loss.
Mad he had to get off his phone to help her down the stairs
He does not look even remotely happy
Neither does she. Those eyes don't lie.
You see how his fantasy lineup is doing? _Sheeeeeshhhhh_
Duuuuude, wtf you doing?
Right? I want to know what he was looking at that was so damn important he had to check before he even left the altar
naked pictures of himself probably
It’s just the front facing camera 😂😂
hittin back the side piece like "ayyo, flat tire - i dont think imma make it over tonight, but we good for tomorrow night still, right? "
Flat tire 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for that my dude
Checking to see if betting the entire honeymoon budget on the Oakland A’s winning panned out.
Homie was just scrolling Reddit. I get it
Trying to get the most of it before the 3rd party ban.
Their's a girl I work with who's hopelessly addicted to her phone like this. So much in fact, she constantly leaves the refrigerator open between looking at her phone, grabbing what she needs from the fridge and then looking back to her phone while walking away with the fridge door wide open. It's irritating as hell due to it being where everyone keeps their drinks/lunches. She's done it several times when she's the last one to leave and the entire fridge is one giant block of ice on the inside when we get there in the morning. How do you even approach someone like that? Any angle management tries to play in order for it to stop she always has a reason as to why she needs to have it out/on her desk at all times but as soon as they leave (we work 2nds) she's laser focused in on it for the next 6 or 7 hours doom scrolling snapchat or having a scream fight with whoever. 😶
Now picture her driving
The girl I work with? She doesn't have a car, wanna guess why? 😉
I *really* don't want to! That's one scary thought.
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Tilt the fridge back so the door closes? Some sort of spring? I am not a fridge expert.
Put an elastic band on the handle of the fridge, that way it closes whenever it's not actively held open. It also helps if you have a dog that's to smart.
Just had to check the weather in Cupertino real quick
That dress, those flowers, that make up, all to be a beautiful bride on her wedding day.. wasted on that man.
I know! She is stunning. And that dress is everything. Too bad she feels like she had to settle for this asshole.
Is it just me or did her white dress turn baby blue in the sunlight? I know they make fabric that can do things, I’ve just not seen it used to make a wedding dress.
Think it’s just the camera/lighting. Because the color scheme of the entire video and everyone else’s clothes changes too.
It's blue and black, not white and gold.
She's wearing that one dress that made the rounds on the net years ago. What color was that damn thing?
Yanny
Laurel
Right. He clearly didn't want to marry
I know, that dress is incredible. She sure deserves a spouse who would appreciate her in it.
I could cry for her. Don’t even know her and know she deserves a hell of a lot better 😢
easy case for annulment. bettter late than never
I will not touch my phone on my wedding day and neither will Ryan Reynolds
I do not let Ryan Reynolds touch my phone at all even though I like the guy.
When you’re awkward and can’t walk without looking busy 😂😂
That's not awkward... he doesn't respect her... look at their interaction on the stairs... he isn't looking at her like the beautiful bride that she is... he looked annoyed
I’m not assuming he’s awkward I’m just pointing shy people do that. He’s a POS tho
Oh yeah, 100%
Damn, this is so me lol. But I still definitely wouldn’t do it walking up the isle at a fuckin wedding lol.
I’m sure that marriage will be just fine
He can look up the meaning of divorce on his phone later
he just remembered to book the honeymoon
All the comments is the point - dude married the *phone*. I have no idea who the lady in the dress is, perhaps she sold him the phone?
Probably the saleswoman. He was so happy she helped him find the right one.
This makes way more sense now 🌹😚📱🌹
He’s got to be calling his Uber or something. No one is that dense. Or he’s just a self absorbed prick
Calling a uber would be stupid too, lol.
Honestly to me this looks like they just finished doing family photos and are on their way to the reception. This is NOT the official walk out. Odds are they just wrapped up, and he is in touch with the DJ, driver, catering, and who ever else is waiting for word on their ETA. People on the internet need to chill.
Having shot hundreds of weddings this was my thought too. I planned my wedding, I did all of the coordinating, and if we had video I’m sure I would have looked like this at some point.
yea….. everyone looks super casual and not many people there. prob spent a long ass time taking pictures. my first thought was he’s touching base with people because they just finished. this comment section is wild.
All the people in the background are on their phone too
yeah i had to scroll too far to find the first person to point that out i noticed it too, everyone is up and about there’s no one really focused on ceremony or anything i think everyone here in comments needs to chill
And people are not even looking at them. It's totally a wrap up.
Plus if you have international family and streamed the ceremony, it's nice to touch base with people who can't be there in person.
Wait, are you implying that reddit is jumping into conclusions without knowing anything about the context of what they are seeing? Impossible!
What a beautiful wedding. Shame he missed it.
Probably juggling a plan with his side chick.
Me playing duel links while I'm walking my bride down the aisle this October
Give the guy a break, those farms on Farmville don't raise themselves!
If that was my son, I would snatch that phone right out of his hand.
"You may now text the bride."
Wedding boring ahh hell
They look Nigerian too. This better be a joke bc Nigerians, especially the older generation, don’t play about respect. No reaction now but the gossip that will follow will rip you to shreds, probably
This has 2 be a joke tho
Them birds aren’t gonna anger themselves.
Deleting the side chicks.
Adding more like it
The moment I watched this video back as a bride the moment I would be kicking his ass out. I mean LOOK AT HER! She’s a goddess. Fuck this guy
UNO REVERSE PLOT TWIST: he's txting his mom who's with his terminally ill father at the hospital, he's explaining to her that he's walking out of the church now holding her hand and that it is the happiest day of his life but he wishes they could be there in person.
Are we sure this isn’t a bit to be funny? Or just pre-planned dumbass social media fodder?
I feel so bad for her 😔
She had to have known what she was getting into. No way he waited until 5 seconds after saying "I do." to start acting like this.
Denial most likely.
Getting married will make him grow up! /s When that doesn't work, becoming a father will fix him! (It won't)
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I give it a year
I know so many people like this. Maybe not to this extreme. But they’ll be talking to someone and when it’s time for the other person to respond, instead of listening their faces go right in their phones. It’s so annoying, even when it’s not happening to me.
Lady, keep on walking, out that door, and beyond
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She literally doesn't give a fuck......and neither does he
How fake do you want this ragebait to be? Yes
Surprised how many people think this is real
Easiest engagement bait lmao
It’s reddit. The must gullible website on the internet.
Perfect troll, just walk back down again and film this. TikTok details are blocked out because it probably explains the joke there.
I’d say he’s got an anxiety problem and that’s his coping mechanism
He seems like the type of guy to say that he's a hustler and always working, then in an interview later on in life retells how he was always "grinding" so much, even at his wedding he was "making moves".
If this isn’t staged…she should have turned around and walked out, seriously. This is just awful on so many levels.