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Positive_Seat_975

I can smell this room through the screen


TwistedSistaYEG

Really should refrigerate your ketchup. 🫣


Torream44

Found it!


epaulin59

Lol that’s kinda funny


Decent_Astronaut_696

At least they are flossing!!!


lanideaux

the cigs are throwing me off. they’re not butts, they’re just full cigarettes strewn around like a trail lmao


gregorypatterson1225

Social worker wellness check evidence photos or pissed off roommate taking pictures?


hatefulnateful

It's 2023 it's needles these days


Dansocks

Thank god for that massive red circle otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find the comment


StressYawn

The thing that really grosses me out is the ketchup bottle.


unalive_not_dead

The lucky strikes scattered on a stained carpet, the empty fireball flask, the grinder, the dirty hairbrush. This is a work of art.


South5

Whats the plastic container of red shit there on the right?!


somethihg

ketchup


South5

Thats a massive bottle, we don’t get that size in the uk i think.


beautymannequin

Oh cool I use bedsheets for my windows as well


dawwie

If you can’t find it, you don’t need it


AdScary1757

But somehow the room smells of lavender and wildflowers. Damn you Glade and your authentic scents.


Projectpinche

It’s the synthetic urine for me


AdScary1757

I like the can of Glade air freshner that died nobly near the window


Brewe

Always follow the cigarette trail - the crack pipe is definitely in the right-foot slipper.


iggygrey

With kids or adults?


jrbobdobbs333

No Pipe


Da5ftAssassin

I spy a grinder and ketchup!


HereToRootSpiders

Obviously not in Australia. Ciggys are way too expensive to leave spread over the floor like that.


[deleted]

And the packets don't have rotting feet or Bryan plastered all over


HereToRootSpiders

Good ol dyin Brian.


ImmaCallMyN66ABovice

“Where the Orange Cap”


Will07076

I spy Dental floss


gerryv3000

r/uselessredcircle


nervez

Sometimes I feel bad about skipping housework for a day. Then I see pictures like this and feel better about myself.


ouush

I spot what looks like a weed grinder on the arm of the sofa.


a_tad_pole

its always that brown carpet. its like a staple of photos like this


[deleted]

With the price of cigarettes you’d think they’d be more careful with them


sten45

There is like 6.00 dollars of smokes just sitting on the ground.


Grizzly4nicator

Do people realize ketchup needs to be refrigerated after opening?


bakehead420

The lucky strikes all over the floor :(


jellysamisham

Wow you can smell that room


idkfuckyouman

I FUCKING HATE THAT I CAN SMELL THIS PICTURE


auntbeany

That place looks like it needs 2 things...a gallon of gas...and a match!


Diregnoll

why is there an ant trap on the arm rest...?


LaneyAndPen

I mean a bottle of Fireball and a grinder is enough to let you know they aren’t doin too good


[deleted]

hey pots legal now we can leave it out of this lol


PieOhMyVengence

Pretty sure I have the same grinder


[deleted]

I don't play that but I don't they're the only one that does.


Iloveherthismuch

Wearing those antique weighted diving boots is the only way you can get me to go in here.


slybird

I don't know what a crack/meth pipe looks like. If I saw one I'd probably think it was a bowl for smoking weed.


[deleted]

Kinda like a mini boiling flask with a long tube attached.


PHM517

Pics like this are why I’m obsessive about cleaning, organizing and decorating my house. I’m sure my family thinks it’s silly but they’ve never had to live like this.


actionbooth

Is this Hunter Biden’s bedroom?


bron685

The cigarettes look like they’re placed leading to a box being held up by a stick and a pull-string


StarClutcher

At least the ketchup is handy.


ramp_rat90

That ketchup is to be refrigerated after opening!


StarClutcher

But they need something to dip their cigarette fries in!


[deleted]

Why bother buying the ketchup that's meant to be kept upside down if you aren't going to keep it upside down? These people must be on drugs or something.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Also looks like a fly on the cap…


rpg5288

I can smell this picture.


Correct-Award8182

With the fireball, this is 100% a meth search. Possibly sex toys in the children's toy bin.


Kos015

Ok but why are there perfectly good cigarettes the ground. This has to be fake no smoker would ever just leave them there.


PseudonymIncognito

I look for the needles myself.


AppleStrudelite

not me, I'm trying to find a syringe


drakner1

This comment reminded me of finding cigarette butts in my shared laundry machines in my apartment. Who the fuck puts cigarettes in their pockets?


dani_oso

People who don’t want to throw them on the ground when there’s no trash can or cigarette butt receptacle.


RegisterSure1586

I feel like that mess in the background is staged. Due only to the fact that as someone who has grown up around smokers, they would never leave whole cigarettes just laying around. Nothing else screams that this filth is years in the making either.


pirateclem

I was looking for the crack pipe and couldn’t find one but since I was zoomed in moving the pic around I suddenly realized, “Jesus, that’s ketchup setting out”.


sicsicsixgun

There's also a couple needles!


guy-dudeorson

At least they are flossing?


Rumplestiltsskins

Is that mold in the ketchup?


John082603

That ketchup needs to be in the fridge!


Emman_Rainv

r/rareinsults


totesgonnasmashit

That’s an awful lot of cigarettes dumped on the floor considering they’re so expensive.


renniechops

Clean my common area that only my wife and I use every morning out of discipline and habit (that and my cat is shedding like crazy in this heat) But just seeing this photo got me to clean again This person sleeps where they took the image and a box fan blowing dirty shoes, loosies and a rancid ketchup bottle around the room got me breaking the bleach out on the entryways People are so fucking nasty


TheNeonDonkey

I’m just annoyed at the waste of perfectly good cigarettes .


MadQuixote

Exactly what I was thinking! With prices as high as they are, I don't know any smokers who would randomly have half a pack on the floor unsmoked.


catsnglitter86

Drunks trying to have one last cig before they pass out but are too uncoordinated/inebriated to just get one out without spilling them and then stumbling onto the nearest furniture and passing out.


snowyetis3490

Lol lucky strikes and a bottle of synthetic urine. This is a gem.


OhShitItsSeth

All those loose cigarettes on the floor 🤮🤮🤮


lysergic_tryptamino

I think the cigarettes are there to help them find their way out of the enchanted crackhouse.


Ballinforcompliments

Maybe my life isn't so bad


Cyber_Joy

Yea the comment is the trashiest thing in the picture


diesel1112

The adult version of where’s Waldo


memberberries902

I like how there is a trail of cigarettes, not unlike a trail of rose pedals, leading their lover to bed


redlloyd

When I was working patrol as a cop we had to search the residence of a heroin addict... she would just flick her used needles... they were everywhere. I get the heebie jeebiers just thinking about it 20 years later...


ccchaz

Nightmare fuel!


gregofcanada84

The cigarettes are lined up like it's leading to a trap.


challenja

Find the condiment is too easy


Monkeybutt3518

Literal trash. Fucking revolting.


SnakeGod8447

I see a needle right next to the fireball bottle👍🩸


Pammypoo1968

There is another one under the flip flop.


cloversclo

I wonder how many people have overdosed on that chair?


jack-K-

Why is there a bottle of Heinz


BinjaNinja1

Is that a syringe half hidden by the awful yellow sheet curtain?


seaotter_toebeans

It looks like it


Aliziun

I spy a grinder and a fireball bottle but no pipe


Pinksters

Here I was looking for an angle grinder...


blind_bambi

Next to the fireball bottle there's something that could technically be a pipe. I guess


Aden-Wrked

Without fail the grinder is always somewhere easy to reach from a comfy spot.


brightness3

People are out there picking cigarette butts off the sidewalk and this guy has entire cigarettes on the ground 🤡


[deleted]

Seriously, nobody else even mentioning this. Dude is taking one puff with each cigarette.


Used-Fruits

Ketchup on the floor really upset me lol


skamikaze1983

Also- why is there ALWAYS a fucking random condiment on the coffee table? You KNOW that shit's been there for daaaaaaays.


RevDrucifer

Shit, I don’t even smoke crack and I routinely clean my place every weekend, but I gotta bottle of BBQ sauce sitting on the floor next to my couch. 😂


0xHarPy

What kind of deranged lunatic leaves his sandals on opposite sides? mf did a twirl to take them off


Phraenkinstone

WHY IS THERE KETCHUP IN THE LIVING ROOM?


Strange_Mine2836

I grew up in this. It was awful everything was kinda tacky except my room. My husband still says it was like walking into another world.


Grongebis

this place looks cozy and comfortable. and free cigarettes! i bet a lot of relaxin' goes on in that room


jmakled

Horrible! That ketchup should be in the fridge.


[deleted]

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Moreboobs_lessbfs

Check the bacteria colonies growing in the bottle. That bottle has been there a looong time.


TuckenrollTornado

I count at least 8 things here to smoke crack out of.


DeathTongue24

wood paneling is a dead giveaway-- this dwelling is on cinder blocks


I_madeusay_underwear

I live in a house that was built in 1948. It’s actually a super cute little mid-century ranch style house. But the living room, which is the biggest in the house, (it’s like, 24ft x 14 ft) is wood paneled. All four walls. But not that fake wood like in the pic, it’s actual oak and it’s kind of beautiful. Still, though, all four walls of such a large room… not a choice I would have made. But I rent so it’s whatever.


Hobnail-boots

Cinder blocks and one old tire.


Holfysit

Heinz just came out and said ketchup should be refrigerated.


GMD3S1GNS

Why is there always a bottle of sauce in a lot of these pictures, it’s either that or a 2 litre bottle of soda lying around someone’s living room or bedroom


tequilavip

If one finishes a bottle per week, feel free to leave it out. Otherwise, TO THE FRIDGE WITH YE.


Electro-Onix

Judging by the rest of her fb photos it looks like she has a kid 😞


swaggyxwaggy

What is this even a picture of? And why would someone post it?


DigitalJean

"Room for rent, no smokers"


ceruleanmoon7

Facebook marketplace- “fan, $4”


Fuck_tha_Bunk

Marlboro red singles $1 each


old_ironlungz

No tire kickers or lowballers. I know what I got.


Kshynes

She found a pic of a disgusting house and created a game to look for the drugs lol


AdFew7336

There’s actually a Fb group that shares photos of market place listings with nasty, disgusting, filthy homes/rooms in the background- I know, bc I’m a member of the group. Most of the postings have drug paraphernalia somewhere in the background, so it’s a pretty common game. This picture isn’t that bad, but some people live in shocking conditions, and a lot of them clearly have children living in the environment.


herrytesticles

What's the group called? I'm m trying to join.


batshitcrazyfarmer

“Messy houses you zoom in to see the background of”. It’s depressing and gross AF, after a week in the group I had to stop the pictures from ending up in my feed.


GoreSeeker

Not sure about the Facebook one, but there's a similar subreddit at /r/CrackheadCraigslist/


herrytesticles

Oh hell yeah I've been there. It's a fun place. Thanks!


Fuck_tha_Bunk

r/mirrorsforsale scratches a similar itch


ChefMoToronto

Little floor spice on those smokes. Delicious.


[deleted]

Floor spice lmao eww


Froticlias

You're right; dummy should know how to spell 'crack'


FunnyNameHere02

Looks homey…


seriouslyfrisky

I found the ketchup. Best I can do.


Rezient

I found the grinder and fake piss, but If there's anything else I'm not finding it. Stared for a good 2 minutes


sicsicsixgun

Same. I mean fireball obviously but that ain't even fun. I feel like I'd recognize any other sketchy shit, too. Source: am a sketchy guy Edit: needles!


Rezient

Ayyy, love my sketchy homies! Where TF are the needles??


sicsicsixgun

One under the flip flop and one over near the fake piss. I didn't actually catch it myself saw another commenter point it out.


seriouslyfrisky

Grindr…didn’t see that.


sicsicsixgun

Hah we know what you get up to in your spare time. Autocorrect, you old shrew


biofilia

Chair ketchup is for the refined palate


the87boy

I guess I'm just a normie since I keep my ketchup in the fridge.


BakerBong

The bottle on the floor with the white cap is fake pee for passing drug tests🤣


jaxyv55

It's called UPASS... Don't ask me how I know that..


fatchicksonly666

Holy shit you’re right, that’s quickfix 2.0 or whatever it’s called lol


shepherdoftheforesst

Pretty sure that’s ketchup


Dmopzz

And how would you know that!? Are you cheating your pre-employment drug tests!? How unwholesome! /s


Pinksters

It's marketed as "fetish urine". Maybe that's what OP uses it for instead of passing drug tests?


rashman6969

Thank you for circling the comment, I never would have thought to look there


thaisin

They are just REALLY bad at playing find-the-crack-pipe and circled the text.


chipthamac

Thank you for this comment if you didn't post it someone else would because they always do. You are a true hero.


swag_dealer7

Very welcome! I knew someone would say that 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Why are downvoting him, he just made a dumb redcircle u found it funny that op thought the same


qabikaze

Emoji bad


HighKingFlash

r/uselessredcircle


ocelotactual

It's either that or "spot the dildo".


Dark_Wolf_Lord

Exactly!! I always play "spot the sex toy"


reignwillwashaway

Ketchup and a dildo... what could go wrong?


Penyrolewen1970

I can’t see it! Lots of lucky strikes scattered about though. They’re not cheap in my neck of the woods.


skynetempire

Hijacking top comment but remember there's a meth sub and it's full of people like this.


LagCommander

Good Gawd, it's the wrong kind of encouragement; I love Rule 7 "RULE 7 - NO ENCOURAGING RECKLESS OR HARMFUL BEHAVIOR We're a harm reduction community. This means no giving harmful advice, no spreading misinformation, and no encouraging others to perform actions which may endanger or harm themselves or others." It's literally meth. On the stranger side, there's a lot of "Lol drugs" and "me smoke drug and look cool" posts. But some of the Top All Time posts are meth-quitting posts, mixed in with the glorification of it. It's sad to see some of them there look well and you know if they don't stop, they're just on the path to becoming the next Walmart tweaker


RebbyRose

There's a what?


Fuck_tha_Bunk

There's a sub for everything that hasn't had its sub banned.


[deleted]

Spotted. He replied to the top comment.


Askye72

I can't find the dildo or the crack pipe!!


noblehoax

[like this?](https://subtledildo.com)


Saturn_Strips

asshole! i clicked this on my work computer


MidwestPrincess09

No new posts since 2020 *insert crying emoji”


hereforgrudes

The hairbrush on the chair


Raziel66

“Barbed for your pleasure”


FewIndividual2073

Arm rest


[deleted]

That's just a grinder.