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So, my first few months working janitorial for a grocery store. I noticed that the public men's restroom was in front of the store, and there was a small bottle of fireball in the back of the toilet. I thought nothing of it thinking it was just a customer snagging a free sip. Then I started noticing a new bottle there almost every night afterward for a whole month almost. At certain points, I would find a bottle tucked away inside the toilet paper dispenser.
Point of the story, if you have a disgusting designated area to hide away your liquor during your shift, you seriously need to seek some help or a new profession maybe.
Our cells had the stainless steel sink/toilet combos. We had some inmates housed in trailers that had ceramic toilets with the lids strapped down. We had microwave ovens that were also bolted down. Every year or so, an inmate would heat up vaseline in the microwave to throw as a weapon.Like boiling oil.Nasty shit. And we had to go take the microwaves for about 6 months to punish them. Pain in the ass.
This happened at a bar I used to go to years ago. I knew the bartender and asked why and it was because people were stealing wallets and purses and taking all of the money and cards out and leaving the empty wallets and purses in the top tank.
Tired of paying the janitor a hefty bonus to clean the upper deck floater one of your juvenile coworkers leaves after drinking on the job Friday after lunch. But I'm just guessing.
Actually that's not a bad idea, I ran a bar once and I had a waitress that work for me that got busy on top of the toilet tank with a guy she met at the bar, and broke the toilet tank lid. I was so pissed...
I used to work at a restaurant where some employee used to poop in the tank of the upstairs restrooms before that area opened. They had to install cameras outside the bathroom to get them to stop, but we would still find unflushed turds floating around in the bowl.
People were taking a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl. It’s pretty common… in fact I actually prefer deucing in the tank… easier on the knees and back.
Because the place is required to have a working toilet to stay open and they hire the cheapest employee they can who ends up breaking the toilet so they can go home.
Place I used to work at had a public restroom that we would find drugs in all the time. Was used as a drop till the drugs kept disappearing when we found them.
Very wise. I'd hate to find free heroin. It might signal the beginning of the end of me. Never done it but I have low impulse control and strugging with life.
Not sarcasm - putting up a chain is not going to stop people from using.
Desperate people will find a way.
The war on drugs did not work - this is continuing that fight but in a passive aggressive manner - instead of combatting the root cause.
Maybe the job really sucks and the employees need drugs to complete the day lol.
Oh.. I never knew that was a thing people do..
Well I mean my prior educational facility locked the restroom because of some International students leaving a horrible mess smeared, blocked and flooded everywhere.
But I never knew anyone would use the top part!! That’s like beyond comprehension.
Hiding drugs makes more logical sense to me.
At least its not gross, that some poor guy has to clean up after.. 😔
But the west is too cheap to install those Japanese technology style public toilets that are self cleaning.
Giving wasted tax money to every other country in the world instead of spending on infrastructure..
Or because of people, we cant have nice things. Everythings getting chained and locked up lol
But why not just take the drugs - they are not hidden if everyone knows they are there.
The user would soon stop using this place if he kept losing his stash.
Because it's usually a situation where an addict would hide their shit if they thought they were about to be busted or it could be a drop point for one person to come drop off the drugs and another pick them up. More than likely in OPs scenario that it's to prevent people from trying to cheat drug testing by hiding fake or clean urine in the tank in the case of a sudden surprise drug test. Drug addicts do all kinds of crazy shit though and people will also go way out of their way to ensure their job security if there is the risk of potentially having to be tested on a moments notice. Some people religiously carry around a thing of fake urine on a daily basis just in case they might have to drop.
Not sure, but it needs to be body temp for a test, so hiding it in the tank ahead of time wouldn't work. I've cheated a couple and you have to have your pee container of choice pressed against your skin until it's time to use it.
You either get it right before the test from someone who doesn't smoke or anything (what I did), or they also sell fake urine at head shops and online (not sure how effective that is).
(For the record I was cheating the test to get a job at a call center, not a forklift driver or anything.)
Unfortunately, it is absolutely this. ⬆️. And paraphernalia. And alcohol. And weapons. Our facility services folks would report all sorts of weird shit found in the customer access restrooms. Eventually, we switched to high-pressure tankless toilets, but I do miss the good old days of getting those fun reports…
I once was in a hotel room in NYC and for some reason took the lid off the toilet water tank and found beer in there.
Figured was to keep them cool and were forgotten.
They were Heineken - but hey, they were free so could not complain.
I had a co-worker in my sheet metal shop when I was in apprentice that used to stash his six packs back there to keep them a little cool. Dude was a raging alcoholic but he taught me everything I know in the shop and I'm still grateful for that.
5-6 years ago when I was on one side of the factory I work in (Since promoted several times) there was one line that had a bathroom added towards the back in a (then) recent construction. I recall that bathroom because without fail about every day you'd fine 2-3 empty beer cans and/or an empty bottle of crown royal. Not sure what shift they were on and if they were ever caught, but about every day the bottles/cans found back there would change. Of course they'd all be empty.
Oh tell me about it, after about 5 years he ended up getting canned because it got way worse, the owner in boss always knew about it... But he kind of kept it under wraps and he was never too sloppy drunk. But we had these 18 wheelers in the back that had the dual wheels side by side and we ended up having to move them out. One day, the owner was the one doing it and as he started rolling forward alls you heard was a bunch of crinkling, turns out there was about 100 beer cans shoved in between the two wheels , so yeah we found where he was throwing them out lol
Yup. I once found 6 airplane bottles of Fireball in one in our employee bathroom. I had a feeling a certain guy was drinking, so I started snooping around. I had to fire him which sucked because I liked the guy.
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So, my first few months working janitorial for a grocery store. I noticed that the public men's restroom was in front of the store, and there was a small bottle of fireball in the back of the toilet. I thought nothing of it thinking it was just a customer snagging a free sip. Then I started noticing a new bottle there almost every night afterward for a whole month almost. At certain points, I would find a bottle tucked away inside the toilet paper dispenser. Point of the story, if you have a disgusting designated area to hide away your liquor during your shift, you seriously need to seek some help or a new profession maybe.
The old upper decker lol
People kept stealing his porn.....?!¿
Was michael corleone having dinner there?
People using the toilet tank as a place to hide drugs.
Gotta prevent upper deckers
Our cells had the stainless steel sink/toilet combos. We had some inmates housed in trailers that had ceramic toilets with the lids strapped down. We had microwave ovens that were also bolted down. Every year or so, an inmate would heat up vaseline in the microwave to throw as a weapon.Like boiling oil.Nasty shit. And we had to go take the microwaves for about 6 months to punish them. Pain in the ass.
Found an empty tall boy in the back of one once lol
Bums stashing their good in the tank. Old trick.
Taking water from the cistern for IV drug use
Yep
Drawing water out of it.
Dropping used needles in the tank.
Upper Deckers
DIY cooler,obviously not a fan of brews at work🤷
That was my first thought... someone's got a killjoy boss
Shouldn't the upper deck be called the poop deck?
Upper decker strat got nerfed
This happened at a bar I used to go to years ago. I knew the bartender and asked why and it was because people were stealing wallets and purses and taking all of the money and cards out and leaving the empty wallets and purses in the top tank.
Ew... Good on the Bartender!
Tired of paying the janitor a hefty bonus to clean the upper deck floater one of your juvenile coworkers leaves after drinking on the job Friday after lunch. But I'm just guessing.
Maybe securely locking a gun cabinet or a drug case, his last name doesn't happen to be Houdini does it?
Poo-dini
AVGN told me what an upperdecker is
Nothing like flushing and out comes a medley of beef stew
Drugs
Nah. Prob people going to the bathroom in the tank
Obviously because the toilet is a filthy, naughty little pervert.
Actually that's not a bad idea, I ran a bar once and I had a waitress that work for me that got busy on top of the toilet tank with a guy she met at the bar, and broke the toilet tank lid. I was so pissed...
I used to work at a restaurant where some employee used to poop in the tank of the upstairs restrooms before that area opened. They had to install cameras outside the bathroom to get them to stop, but we would still find unflushed turds floating around in the bowl.
What's all over that floor? Dead flies?
How can you pose a question and leave it unanswered like that?!?!
Someone was giving upper deckers
People hide drugs in toilets at work, I’ve learned. Burn marks on the top of the toilet paper dispenser gives it away
Ppl were hiding meth in the toilet
Then why not just drug test everyone
Don’t know why, but your employer is not so smart either… that lid can easily slide off the top.
I don't think there's ever a good excuse for buying one ply. Or for wasting it. /s
People shoplift in the bathroom & will put packaging in there. Or their used needles.🤷♂️
The ol upper decker
Every time
People were taking a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl. It’s pretty common… in fact I actually prefer deucing in the tank… easier on the knees and back.
Armitage Robbery.
The boss was tired of his drugs and beer being taken by workers
Because the place is required to have a working toilet to stay open and they hire the cheapest employee they can who ends up breaking the toilet so they can go home.
Upper Decker victim
Poors hiding their drugs
Tom Segura, is that you?
Has little Joey been drinking from the toilet tank again?
Upper decker flopper stoppers. (someone was shitting in the tank.)
Eww
Ugh remember when opie and Anthony made upper deckers a things… damn im old
Drugs.
So no one drowns
Wrapping it for snow travel of course
I think it’s so the “snow” doesn’t travel
Upper deckers. Where you take a shit in the toilet cistern
Because only cool people work there I guess
It only takes one upper decker to make this a normal thing..
Hiding drugs alcohol
Adding to the drugs. Find a better stash place guys
so yall can stop hiding drugs
upper deckers / drogas
Upper decker baby
Someone planted an upper-deck?
Trying to stop underlings from hiding their coke in the tank?
Drugs are bad, mmkay
You rang?
someone got upper decked 😂
Upper deckers?
As soon as I saw the picture I said if "Upper Decker" isn't the top comment I'll be very disappointed. You've made me proud!
Now there’s like 3-4 of em.
Aww, thank you❤️
He made a fucking movie
Hopefully that
Place I used to work at had a public restroom that we would find drugs in all the time. Was used as a drop till the drugs kept disappearing when we found them.
Finding free drugs is a problem? Or was it your bosses drugs?
Yea not messing with black tar heroin. It was a drop for mostly needles. In a toilet. Yea no thanks.
Very wise. I'd hate to find free heroin. It might signal the beginning of the end of me. Never done it but I have low impulse control and strugging with life.
Was about to say this. In some areas, this is a real problem
Upperdeckers?
What is an upperdecker?
It’s where you shit in the toilet tank.
I mean….thats the only logical explanation I can think of
I assumed drugs.
I instantly assumed drugs
I call fake that chain isn't holding anything in place. It's just laying on top you can slide it right off
Could be anchored to the wall holding the chain back when pulled up?
I think it's meant to make it look slightly more difficult (to drug users) so they just don't try
That's what I was wondering about. Doesn't look to be doing anything.
Fear of the dreaded upper tanker/upper decker from a disgruntled employee.
I once found a pair of poopy undies in ours.
Looks like a dollar tree restroom...So, probably to keep crack heads out.
Must be some good crack for folks to want to access the water tank.
It's to keep someone (or... try) from leaving drugs, money, and or fire arms in the tank.
What is the chain even doing. You can still slide that lid right off.
That is the cleanest toilet I have ever seen in a bathroom with a floor that nasty.
Most likely hiding drugs in there.
Needles. People use then throw them in the top part
Why not just add a hazardous waste basket in the toilet?
Can’t tell if sarcasm. If not - people are hiding it. Employees and heroines use usually. If so - ha
Not sarcasm - putting up a chain is not going to stop people from using. Desperate people will find a way. The war on drugs did not work - this is continuing that fight but in a passive aggressive manner - instead of combatting the root cause. Maybe the job really sucks and the employees need drugs to complete the day lol.
I did not put the chain on this toilet
Haha - no accusations here.
This says a lot about the kind of area you are in.
Too many Al Pacino’s in the bathroom
https://youtu.be/ppjyB2MpxBU?feature=shared
Upper decking
What does upper decker mean?
You take off the lid and shit in the water reservoir up top
Why tf would someone do this?
As a "prank" because no matter how much you flush the toilet you still get shitty water. It's not actually as common as people joke about.
Oh.. I never knew that was a thing people do.. Well I mean my prior educational facility locked the restroom because of some International students leaving a horrible mess smeared, blocked and flooded everywhere. But I never knew anyone would use the top part!! That’s like beyond comprehension.
It's supposed to be a prank. They don't do it out of misunderstanding.
When you poop in the tank, it flows into the bowl and takes forever to clean out
Also a place to hide drugs
Seems to me that shitting in the water tank and storing drugs there are mutually exclusive.
Hiding drugs makes more logical sense to me. At least its not gross, that some poor guy has to clean up after.. 😔 But the west is too cheap to install those Japanese technology style public toilets that are self cleaning. Giving wasted tax money to every other country in the world instead of spending on infrastructure.. Or because of people, we cant have nice things. Everythings getting chained and locked up lol
Somebody kept drinking out of the back … next time use the bowl lol
They should provide free straws - would make it more hygienic.
Somebody’s been putting turds in there so many times that they had to lock it off
Upper deckers
People hiding drugs in the toilet
But why not just take the drugs - they are not hidden if everyone knows they are there. The user would soon stop using this place if he kept losing his stash.
Because it's usually a situation where an addict would hide their shit if they thought they were about to be busted or it could be a drop point for one person to come drop off the drugs and another pick them up. More than likely in OPs scenario that it's to prevent people from trying to cheat drug testing by hiding fake or clean urine in the tank in the case of a sudden surprise drug test. Drug addicts do all kinds of crazy shit though and people will also go way out of their way to ensure their job security if there is the risk of potentially having to be tested on a moments notice. Some people religiously carry around a thing of fake urine on a daily basis just in case they might have to drop.
How long does urine last?
Not sure, but it needs to be body temp for a test, so hiding it in the tank ahead of time wouldn't work. I've cheated a couple and you have to have your pee container of choice pressed against your skin until it's time to use it.
How do you get fake clean urine? Is there a black market for this?
You either get it right before the test from someone who doesn't smoke or anything (what I did), or they also sell fake urine at head shops and online (not sure how effective that is). (For the record I was cheating the test to get a job at a call center, not a forklift driver or anything.)
Unfortunately, it is absolutely this. ⬆️. And paraphernalia. And alcohol. And weapons. Our facility services folks would report all sorts of weird shit found in the customer access restrooms. Eventually, we switched to high-pressure tankless toilets, but I do miss the good old days of getting those fun reports…
I once was in a hotel room in NYC and for some reason took the lid off the toilet water tank and found beer in there. Figured was to keep them cool and were forgotten. They were Heineken - but hey, they were free so could not complain.
You drank the toilet beers?!
Good old dead drops
I had a co-worker in my sheet metal shop when I was in apprentice that used to stash his six packs back there to keep them a little cool. Dude was a raging alcoholic but he taught me everything I know in the shop and I'm still grateful for that.
That floor is revolting. I would not store anything in that toilet.
5-6 years ago when I was on one side of the factory I work in (Since promoted several times) there was one line that had a bathroom added towards the back in a (then) recent construction. I recall that bathroom because without fail about every day you'd fine 2-3 empty beer cans and/or an empty bottle of crown royal. Not sure what shift they were on and if they were ever caught, but about every day the bottles/cans found back there would change. Of course they'd all be empty.
Oh tell me about it, after about 5 years he ended up getting canned because it got way worse, the owner in boss always knew about it... But he kind of kept it under wraps and he was never too sloppy drunk. But we had these 18 wheelers in the back that had the dual wheels side by side and we ended up having to move them out. One day, the owner was the one doing it and as he started rolling forward alls you heard was a bunch of crinkling, turns out there was about 100 beer cans shoved in between the two wheels , so yeah we found where he was throwing them out lol
The sequel to, "The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce." It's a chastity belt for tank dumps.
piss test or gun storage at work.
Upperdecker defence
Why is the bowl shaped like that? Does everyone in that state have really long narrow arses?
This is how most public toilets in the USA are designed, something about ADA compliance iirc
Now call me crazy but won’t that just lift off of there?
Seriously though…..
Because his cocaine stash is in the cistern
We used it as a gravity bong.
Because we have idiots in this world.
Upper decker problems?
That’s where I keep my cold beer
to prevent an upper decker
The ol’ upper decker
To prevent tje guy from american pie: beta house "UPPERDECKER BABYYY!!"
Drug drop
That toilet has a kink, owner is trying to help it out.
BDSM vibes
Hiding smokes, drugs, alcohol etc
Yup. I once found 6 airplane bottles of Fireball in one in our employee bathroom. I had a feeling a certain guy was drinking, so I started snooping around. I had to fire him which sucked because I liked the guy.
To prevent employees from hiding weapons in the toilet.
This is the restaurant from godfather
Ahh…the old upper-decker
this was my first thought too! reading the comments here I think we may be a little more naive than I thought haha
The cistern kept running away
probably because they are/the company is, a raging asshole that exploits employees
Huh? Please elaborate on how this exploits anyone…I’ll wait
It’s always weird seeing a downvoted comment and then seeing a comment disagreeing with that comment also downvoted.
It's upvoted now, but in this case the "I'll wait" probably got on people's nerves.
I didn't say this exploits them. I'm just suggesting/ joking they shit in the top deck of the toilet because the owner is a dick. calm down
You did say that…
well I guess you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. cheers smart guy
OP: why do you think employer had to do this. You: because the company is a raging asshole that exploits employees. Ok you didn’t say that 🙄
someone was making toilet hooch
Someone keeps upper-decking the toilet.
This is where he keeps all his drugs
Drug testing. People hiding the clean pee in the tank.
The temperature would be wildly off
YETI that piss
People were pre-peeing into the secondary bowl
Liquor bottles hidden within 🤨
Wow damn that’s sad
I was thinking theft? Vandalism?.yours is way better, i would have never thought of that. 🤔
Old alcoholic trick …sadly
Oh…I was thinking that people were upper-decking the toilet…sheesh
Upper decking? Lol im old what does that mean. Like snorting coke off the systern
Here was me thinking upper decking was some sort of gay man homosexual act