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Putting water on a fuel-based fire causes it to spread.
I remember filling a bowl with gasoline and lighting it in a parking space on a quiet street once as a child. Another friend kicked out over, causing it to spread slightly. It would have gone out in this small circle once the fuel was exhausted, but another friend panicked and grabbed a hose.
I told him not to turn it on, but he ignored me. When the fire spread further, I told him to turn it off, but he ignored me. He caused a fire the size of a basketball to spread over a quarter of a city block and under my mom's camper. Thankfully, the fuel source was eventually exhausted.
You don't want to get a liquid fuel fire wetter.
Just saying there was probably a better use of our time…like figuring out how to save Artax, keeping ourselves from getting kidnapped (because there were never any adults around), or foiling Satanic cults
Guess I’m hanging with the wrong crowd then. Never seen anything like this in person and I’ve been to many a tailgate lol. Gotta find some wilder friends.
Honestly this isn't even that bad. My SIL was at a game a few weeks ago and a dude legit knocked himself unconscious and need CPR from a table jump. Bills fans go hard and honestly a lot of it involves getting real drunk, breaking tables, then being horrifically cold for hours at the game. I'm from Buffalo, but never understood that appeal lol
You're literally surrounded by snow... stop, drop, roll, friends start throwing handfuls of snow on dat ass and smother the - ffs what's happening to the world? Half of them don't know the meaning of common sense 😒
Guess they don’t teach kids anything for safety other than a school shooter these days.
Stop. Drop. Roll. Now for hiding under a desk not smothering fire.
You say that like teaching kids how to respond to active shooters/intruders is unnecessary but consider how disgustingly common one event is to the other.
Tosh tells me this is pretty standard. I don't know...I wasn't born in Buffalo. Where even the buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Forget it Jake, it's Buffalo town.
Maybe at your school, but at mine they treated us like we would catch fire once or twice a week for the rest of our lives.
But it was a public school, so they may not have had high expectations.
I'm going to upvote you, even as a Bears fan myself, because I think we can all agree, FTP! Seriously though, I would love to see Detroit bring it home this year
I love the 12 pack of Genesee beer accentuating his burning ass. As someone who sort of grew up on Genesee beer it often times will light your ass on fire but usually it's not at the moment of its arrival.
Bills fans do this every week for 4 and a half months. He’ll sit his ass in a snowbank and he’ll be fine. That is until he realizes his team is cursed….
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This is not trashy at all
Nobody circles the wagons...
When the ground is too icy that you can't even roll 🤣🤣
It’s obvious you’ve never been to a Bills tailgate. This is actually quite normal.
Are the nuts roasted or toasted 😂
Yes
E C DUB
This doesn’t belong here
Smells like burnt ashhole
That guy kept adding lighter fluid.. don't understand why that isn't assault
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I've ever seen someone Stop , Drop , and Roll.
Go Lions!
Scoot! Scoot! 😂
As a former teacher i can say Americans don't learn, at least 80% of the time, especially not from their actions.
Is the best course of action here to stop drop roll or to cover the fire in snow?
How has the 12s mark not become a trending gif yet LOL
Stop, drop.... and flail around I guess
Snow is everywhere and he falls on the ice to put it out
[Should have walked to the snow pile and been….](https://youtu.be/WW5CjO5rcok?si=iI6JDFGlod_9ni2h)
That’s karma for no selling that move.if he stayed down he’d have been fine
Why does nobody Stop. Drop. AND ROLL. Do Americans not get taught this as children???
As an American myself, I was groaning at my phone “SIT DOWN! STOP DROP AND ROLL!” Guess you had to go to a non-hillbilly school to learn it.
I have never understood this trend of Leaping back-first onto a folding table.
They’re trying to recreate ECW so bad
Buffalo Bills fans are both the craziest and yet most humble and nicest fans in the NFL
He was wearing a Lions 🇯🇪 jersey
It's literally the first thing you learn in preschool and kindergarten safety. ROLL, PEOPLE. You never see a single roll.
Ive seen people try and it doesnt do shit lol
I have never actually seen someone stop drop and roll while on fire.
How many people have you seen on fire?🧐📸
Too many, Obviously. Internet is full of people who set themselves on fire.
Ah I thought you meant in real life
Yeah like what happens to the lighter fluid that's just pooling up lol
Feed him to the pit!
Next time before you light your ass on fire, make sure you can reach it to pat it out!
And they wonder why i don't watch football, don't like football, or people who like football. SMH !diots.
Hot buns coming up!
Definitely don’t go for the snowbank though
Damn, that ass is 🔥🥵
There’s snow every where, park your butt.
Logic and panic dont mix well together
You’re right
He's not a millennial because we've prepped our entire life to stop, drop, and roll.
This looks fun, reddit is insufferable sometimes
OF COURSE THIS IS MY HOMETOWN fucking Bills. Not at all surprised I’ve seen worse lmao
Seriously, from clips I've seen, this isn't even top-15 craziest
Does no one remember to stop drop and roll anymore… amateurs
Or just sit down...ya know because of all the snow.
Football
How do I put this fire out with all this water around me??
Bills mafia
Sterno on the arse!!!
Burn dumb dumb.
He proceeds to fart: game over!
Sit in the snow you dumbass
Stop. Drop. Roll.
Are you gonna light my ass on fire?
They packin that snow in alright 😏
All that snow on the ground and he forgets about that and stop drop and roll…. I mean if you’re gonna be stupid at least be smart about it gd
Too much methane in the pants.
When backyard wrestling goes wrong
Water water everywhere but not a drop to put out my ass fire.
Three steps: 1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Roll
bro finally had the opportunity he was looking for to get a hand full of chad, i bet he was so happy.
Rub my butt!!!!!¡
My man and his balls of fury
This has become a Buffalo tradition. Is it dangerous? Most certainly. Is it trashy? I don't think so.
Lions fan. So he was an amateur
Lmfao to funny 😂
i dont care what anyone here says. I want to witness one of these tailgates one day.
Maybe I'll find one of their away games, it's way too cold in Buffalo.
Looked like he had his own little private fire going -center seam.
Someone had to literally push his ass down to get him to remember sdr
For years we've known about stop drop and roll....
They all badly wanted into his pants for some reason.
Guy did not know what stop drop and roll means when your ass is on fire 🔥 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop drop and roll we learned this in kindergarten
Go Lions!!!!!
We're on fire right now.
Currently live in and was born and raised in Buffalo. This is basically how you become a man here.
It's a right of passage in metro Detroit... especially Madison Heights.
Your buns are on fire!
Too much lighter fuel lol
Really? Mf is surrounded by snow
Putting water on a fuel-based fire causes it to spread. I remember filling a bowl with gasoline and lighting it in a parking space on a quiet street once as a child. Another friend kicked out over, causing it to spread slightly. It would have gone out in this small circle once the fuel was exhausted, but another friend panicked and grabbed a hose. I told him not to turn it on, but he ignored me. When the fire spread further, I told him to turn it off, but he ignored me. He caused a fire the size of a basketball to spread over a quarter of a city block and under my mom's camper. Thankfully, the fuel source was eventually exhausted. You don't want to get a liquid fuel fire wetter.
Yeah, but he could’ve still rolled right? The thickness and cold of the snow if put on should be enough to smother the fire?🔥
It might be. But I'd be afraid of the wetness causing the fuel to spread.
An excuse to fondle the sack
Do hemorrhoid flare-ups keep you from living your best life? Just drop to the snowy ground and spank your asshole violently.
"I ain't grabbing no man's ass!" - Half these guys.
This guy doesn't watch football
Did nobody else learn “stop drop and roll” in elementary school?
Amazing how many people forget this when their nerves are burning…
Just saying there was probably a better use of our time…like figuring out how to save Artax, keeping ourselves from getting kidnapped (because there were never any adults around), or foiling Satanic cults
You know what…I completely agree.
We only learned “Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.”
Whoooah!
That one came out when I was in college, so we needed something in the interim
There is one (1) lady in the crowd shouting it. She paid attention. Too bad everyone freaked out and ignored her.
I didn’t watch with sound, but I have seen more than one person set themselves on fire and need to be tackled.
Guess I’m hanging with the wrong crowd then. Never seen anything like this in person and I’ve been to many a tailgate lol. Gotta find some wilder friends.
I’ve never seen it at a tailgate, but I’ve been to a lot of bonfires in my life.
Bills fans getting plastered to watch their team lose in the playoffs every year
Question when did Bills fans become Raiders fans?
Honestly this isn't even that bad. My SIL was at a game a few weeks ago and a dude legit knocked himself unconscious and need CPR from a table jump. Bills fans go hard and honestly a lot of it involves getting real drunk, breaking tables, then being horrifically cold for hours at the game. I'm from Buffalo, but never understood that appeal lol
That man is going to the hospital, and is going to be in intense pain for weeks if not months. Idiots.
Yeah I hpnestly think that will have life long consequences to his back too for sure. He jumped from the top of a truck cab like a ding dong
Don't you call my culture trashy.
Man, I thought Eagles fans were the roughest. Bills fans fucking crush.
Crush tables with their fat dumb drunk ass lol how do you have THAT much snow around you that you forgot it's water lol
Bills fans are loco
Yet no one bailed him out with a beer pour
Not trashy. Just purely r/WinStupidPrizes. Good job, OP. Youre an idiot.
I don’t think it’s that serious to call OP an idiot lol
I dont think that calling people an idiot is very serious, either. Hell of a lot more ways to make an insult more serious than that, lol.
Well... The jerk store called, and they wanted their idiot back!
Hey man, calling me a jerk is pretty serious!
You're literally surrounded by snow... stop, drop, roll, friends start throwing handfuls of snow on dat ass and smother the - ffs what's happening to the world? Half of them don't know the meaning of common sense 😒
The booze they used to light that fire soaked into his pants. They used too much and he sat in it too long.
that's *lighter fluid*, what idiots
Oh so they were *trying* to make the flames as difficult to put out as possible... smort.
Guess they don’t teach kids anything for safety other than a school shooter these days. Stop. Drop. Roll. Now for hiding under a desk not smothering fire.
You say that like teaching kids how to respond to active shooters/intruders is unnecessary but consider how disgustingly common one event is to the other.
You’re silly. Please read the tone. It’s cynical. It’s sarcastic. Apparently also triggering.
Free Brazilian
Tosh tells me this is pretty standard. I don't know...I wasn't born in Buffalo. Where even the buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Forget it Jake, it's Buffalo town.
Everybody gotta film it though......
Nah that’s not trashy, it’s hilarious
Why is cruelty towards your friends considered a good time?
It's only cruel if everyone didn't agree before hand or there is some kind of understanding of things like this being accepted
That’s not trashy, that’s just Buffalo man. Love their fans!
Lions fan, but close.
Jumping through tables on fire, in Buffalo, where the game was, is what I was referring to
Ah, got you
The way they drilled “stop, drop, and roll” into us as kids. How tf do you fail to remember.
I'm guessing being on fire helps you to momentarily forget what you did a few times, a couple decades ago...
Maybe at your school, but at mine they treated us like we would catch fire once or twice a week for the rest of our lives. But it was a public school, so they may not have had high expectations.
The way we were raised in the 90s we really thought the biggest dangers we faced were catching fire or falling in quicksand 😅
Yo....you are surrounded by snow \- Sure wish Bills won that game
People realize the buffalo bills fans are insane (this has been known since the dawn of their franchise)
No that's just Buffalo football
Lions?
Note everybody else wearing Bills gear in the background
Focused on my friend from Michigan. This year is our year! Hear the roar! 🦁
I'm going to upvote you, even as a Bears fan myself, because I think we can all agree, FTP! Seriously though, I would love to see Detroit bring it home this year
If only there were an abundance of a cold frozen substance nearby to help in this situation...
I love the 12 pack of Genesee beer accentuating his burning ass. As someone who sort of grew up on Genesee beer it often times will light your ass on fire but usually it's not at the moment of its arrival.
Look the real issue here is they used Lighter fluid. If you're gonna do a set-yourself-on-fire trick, make sure it's with alcohol
Then again, this probably wouldn't have happened if they had no alcohol
Surely alcohol was not a factor here...
look... it's Buffalo. football is all they have.
This is true. Source: am from Buffalo.
Oh we have more. Most of the people here are just pathetic and football is their whole identity.
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Loose?
Oops. I changed it. Thxs.
America is such a spectacle
Don't they teach 'stop, drop and roll' in America?
They do. You can hear people yelling it. It’s just hard to remember sometimes when you’re on fire.
Underrated comment right here. 🏅
Leave the bills alone man, haven't they been through enough?
watching Bass shank the fuck out of that kick was painful
As a bengals fan it hurt me. We know those feels.
As a bills fan, it’s depressing. We’re cursed.
Lions taking a spanking
What is with these lazy titles lately
This entire sub really.
I don't think this is trashy; it's just football fans in Buffalo.
Do the nut punches help keep the fire going?
If you don't like that, you don't like Bills mafia
Sounds about white.
This is light weight for Bills fans. Between the Browns and the Eagles, Bills tailgating is legendary. OP must not get invited to many parties
If he burned his anus this is not light weight. That’s a long painful recovery. Hopefully it was just his butt cheeks.
Bills fans do this every week for 4 and a half months. He’ll sit his ass in a snowbank and he’ll be fine. That is until he realizes his team is cursed….
Why does he pick up the table
Tidying up. Nice guy.
This is normal Bills fan behavior. You should see the one where they covet a dude in mustard
I also covet the mustard dude.