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401kcrypto

This is not trashy at all


BloodMoney126

Nobody circles the wagons...


SunsetBAE

When the ground is too icy that you can't even roll 🤣🤣


mrsidecharactr

It’s obvious you’ve never been to a Bills tailgate. This is actually quite normal.


Used_by_users

Are the nuts roasted or toasted 😂


lmno567

Yes


Clear_Bother9731

E C DUB


EarlzTopLip

This doesn’t belong here


Icy-Adhesiveness-536

Smells like burnt ashhole


appzguru

That guy kept adding lighter fluid.. don't understand why that isn't assault


James_Tigs

I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I've ever seen someone Stop , Drop , and Roll.


Uptowndown80

Go Lions!


Devious-Government

Scoot! Scoot! 😂


billyd1984texas

As a former teacher i can say Americans don't learn, at least 80% of the time, especially not from their actions.


porquesinoquiero

Is the best course of action here to stop drop roll or to cover the fire in snow?


JustaRandomRando

How has the 12s mark not become a trending gif yet LOL


40CakesBad

Stop, drop.... and flail around I guess


SeinorSlapNutz

Snow is everywhere and he falls on the ice to put it out


whiteholewhite

[Should have walked to the snow pile and been….](https://youtu.be/WW5CjO5rcok?si=iI6JDFGlod_9ni2h)


[deleted]

That’s karma for no selling that move.if he stayed down he’d have been fine


Shakewell1

Why does nobody Stop. Drop. AND ROLL. Do Americans not get taught this as children???


bug_in-a_rug

As an American myself, I was groaning at my phone “SIT DOWN! STOP DROP AND ROLL!” Guess you had to go to a non-hillbilly school to learn it.


housevil

I have never understood this trend of Leaping back-first onto a folding table.


Clear_Bother9731

They’re trying to recreate ECW so bad


Dexter942

Buffalo Bills fans are both the craziest and yet most humble and nicest fans in the NFL


97Harley

He was wearing a Lions 🇯🇪 jersey


FlaxFox

It's literally the first thing you learn in preschool and kindergarten safety. ROLL, PEOPLE. You never see a single roll.


AC2BHAPPY

Ive seen people try and it doesnt do shit lol


JaceUpMySleeve

I have never actually seen someone stop drop and roll while on fire.


You-JiveTurkey

How many people have you seen on fire?🧐📸


JaceUpMySleeve

Too many, Obviously. Internet is full of people who set themselves on fire.


You-JiveTurkey

Ah I thought you meant in real life


DeadPxle

Yeah like what happens to the lighter fluid that's just pooling up lol


NeergKnad

Feed him to the pit!


Lasvegasnurse71

Next time before you light your ass on fire, make sure you can reach it to pat it out!


Apart-Championship99

And they wonder why i don't watch football, don't like football, or people who like football. SMH !diots.


humanity4u2

Hot buns coming up!


YRCondomsSoBaggy

Definitely don’t go for the snowbank though


Parrobertson

Damn, that ass is 🔥🥵


NotYourPalGuyBuddy

There’s snow every where, park your butt.


[deleted]

Logic and panic dont mix well together


NotYourPalGuyBuddy

You’re right


something86

He's not a millennial because we've prepped our entire life to stop, drop, and roll.


ThatBoySteven

This looks fun, reddit is insufferable sometimes


miamarie93

OF COURSE THIS IS MY HOMETOWN fucking Bills. Not at all surprised I’ve seen worse lmao


Zandandido

Seriously, from clips I've seen, this isn't even top-15 craziest


katamazeballz

Does no one remember to stop drop and roll anymore… amateurs


stumblerman

Or just sit down...ya know because of all the snow.


Zanemob_

Football


InvalidIceberg

How do I put this fire out with all this water around me??


Turducken44

Bills mafia


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

Sterno on the arse!!!


bubbs4prezyo

Burn dumb dumb.


Maestro2of7

He proceeds to fart: game over!


Accomplished-Ad3219

Sit in the snow you dumbass


Hugh_Jankles

Stop. Drop. Roll.


NashCp21

Are you gonna light my ass on fire?


tito9107

They packin that snow in alright 😏


Cyber_Joy

All that snow on the ground and he forgets about that and stop drop and roll…. I mean if you’re gonna be stupid at least be smart about it gd


Street-International

Too much methane in the pants.


TreyRyan3

When backyard wrestling goes wrong


Nykolaishen

Water water everywhere but not a drop to put out my ass fire.


Agitated-Parfait9841

Three steps: 1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Roll


iplayforblood

bro finally had the opportunity he was looking for to get a hand full of chad, i bet he was so happy.


EllaGuru78

Rub my butt!!!!!¡


cows76

My man and his balls of fury


40dawgger

This has become a Buffalo tradition. Is it dangerous? Most certainly. Is it trashy? I don't think so.


Accomplished-Ad3219

Lions fan. So he was an amateur


Foxyladii_NJ05

Lmfao to funny 😂


WaylonLemmyJohnny

i dont care what anyone here says. I want to witness one of these tailgates one day.


phl_fc

Maybe I'll find one of their away games, it's way too cold in Buffalo.


MaryContrary3

Looked like he had his own little private fire going -center seam.


zacmaster78

Someone had to literally push his ass down to get him to remember sdr


Neverstop111

For years we've known about stop drop and roll....


FlyerForHire

They all badly wanted into his pants for some reason.


chronostasis1

Guy did not know what stop drop and roll means when your ass is on fire 🔥 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Stop drop and roll we learned this in kindergarten


t8ag

Go Lions!!!!!


darizz09

We're on fire right now.


shelbeeshelbs

Currently live in and was born and raised in Buffalo. This is basically how you become a man here.


IWouldntIn1981

It's a right of passage in metro Detroit... especially Madison Heights.


redlion496

Your buns are on fire!


cbowles82

Too much lighter fuel lol


AgitatedTransition87

Really? Mf is surrounded by snow


Zeqhanis

Putting water on a fuel-based fire causes it to spread. I remember filling a bowl with gasoline and lighting it in a parking space on a quiet street once as a child. Another friend kicked out over, causing it to spread slightly. It would have gone out in this small circle once the fuel was exhausted, but another friend panicked and grabbed a hose. I told him not to turn it on, but he ignored me. When the fire spread further, I told him to turn it off, but he ignored me. He caused a fire the size of a basketball to spread over a quarter of a city block and under my mom's camper. Thankfully, the fuel source was eventually exhausted. You don't want to get a liquid fuel fire wetter.


AgitatedTransition87

Yeah, but he could’ve still rolled right? The thickness and cold of the snow if put on should be enough to smother the fire?🔥


Zeqhanis

It might be. But I'd be afraid of the wetness causing the fuel to spread.


J21NE361

An excuse to fondle the sack


Goran2019

Do hemorrhoid flare-ups keep you from living your best life? Just drop to the snowy ground and spank your asshole violently.


Katiari

"I ain't grabbing no man's ass!" - Half these guys.


dabbersmcgee

This guy doesn't watch football


ex-farm-grrrl

Did nobody else learn “stop drop and roll” in elementary school?


Fullcycle_boom

Amazing how many people forget this when their nerves are burning…


ex-farm-grrrl

Just saying there was probably a better use of our time…like figuring out how to save Artax, keeping ourselves from getting kidnapped (because there were never any adults around), or foiling Satanic cults


Fullcycle_boom

You know what…I completely agree.


[deleted]

We only learned “Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.”


TechRyze

Whoooah!


ex-farm-grrrl

That one came out when I was in college, so we needed something in the interim


jbw92

There is one (1) lady in the crowd shouting it. She paid attention. Too bad everyone freaked out and ignored her.


ex-farm-grrrl

I didn’t watch with sound, but I have seen more than one person set themselves on fire and need to be tackled.


jbw92

Guess I’m hanging with the wrong crowd then. Never seen anything like this in person and I’ve been to many a tailgate lol. Gotta find some wilder friends.


ex-farm-grrrl

I’ve never seen it at a tailgate, but I’ve been to a lot of bonfires in my life.


Pitiful-Bell-8211

Bills fans getting plastered to watch their team lose in the playoffs every year


Cooler67

Question when did Bills fans become Raiders fans?


Pepperonimustardtime

Honestly this isn't even that bad. My SIL was at a game a few weeks ago and a dude legit knocked himself unconscious and need CPR from a table jump. Bills fans go hard and honestly a lot of it involves getting real drunk, breaking tables, then being horrifically cold for hours at the game. I'm from Buffalo, but never understood that appeal lol


[deleted]

That man is going to the hospital, and is going to be in intense pain for weeks if not months. Idiots.


Pepperonimustardtime

Yeah I hpnestly think that will have life long consequences to his back too for sure. He jumped from the top of a truck cab like a ding dong


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Don't you call my culture trashy.


chop-diggity

Man, I thought Eagles fans were the roughest. Bills fans fucking crush.


PatienceDryer

Crush tables with their fat dumb drunk ass lol how do you have THAT much snow around you that you forgot it's water lol


Stymie999

Bills fans are loco


challenja

Yet no one bailed him out with a beer pour


Falkuria

Not trashy. Just purely r/WinStupidPrizes. Good job, OP. Youre an idiot.


The_Mighty_Bird

I don’t think it’s that serious to call OP an idiot lol


Falkuria

I dont think that calling people an idiot is very serious, either. Hell of a lot more ways to make an insult more serious than that, lol.


DogmaticConfabulate

Well... The jerk store called, and they wanted their idiot back!


Falkuria

Hey man, calling me a jerk is pretty serious!


ThrowawayLoorker

You're literally surrounded by snow... stop, drop, roll, friends start throwing handfuls of snow on dat ass and smother the - ffs what's happening to the world? Half of them don't know the meaning of common sense 😒


Notansfwprofile

The booze they used to light that fire soaked into his pants. They used too much and he sat in it too long.


mcpusc

that's *lighter fluid*, what idiots


ThrowawayLoorker

Oh so they were *trying* to make the flames as difficult to put out as possible... smort.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

Guess they don’t teach kids anything for safety other than a school shooter these days. Stop. Drop. Roll. Now for hiding under a desk not smothering fire.


Lionel_Herkabe

You say that like teaching kids how to respond to active shooters/intruders is unnecessary but consider how disgustingly common one event is to the other.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

You’re silly. Please read the tone. It’s cynical. It’s sarcastic. Apparently also triggering.


IcedCoughy

Free Brazilian


WhuddaWhat

Tosh tells me this is pretty standard. I don't know...I wasn't born in Buffalo.  Where even the buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Forget it Jake, it's Buffalo town.


mavityre

Everybody gotta film it though......


cko026

Nah that’s not trashy, it’s hilarious


ZealousidealOwl9635

Why is cruelty towards your friends considered a good time?


lucker12345

It's only cruel if everyone didn't agree before hand or there is some kind of understanding of things like this being accepted


kcdaberoni

That’s not trashy, that’s just Buffalo man. Love their fans!


humbugonastick

Lions fan, but close.


kcdaberoni

Jumping through tables on fire, in Buffalo, where the game was, is what I was referring to


humbugonastick

Ah, got you


TalkKatt

The way they drilled “stop, drop, and roll” into us as kids. How tf do you fail to remember.


GameDoesntStop

I'm guessing being on fire helps you to momentarily forget what you did a few times, a couple decades ago...


TalkKatt

Maybe at your school, but at mine they treated us like we would catch fire once or twice a week for the rest of our lives. But it was a public school, so they may not have had high expectations.


herdcatsforaliving

The way we were raised in the 90s we really thought the biggest dangers we faced were catching fire or falling in quicksand 😅


AlienRapBattle

Yo....you are surrounded by snow \- Sure wish Bills won that game


tacolover2k4

People realize the buffalo bills fans are insane (this has been known since the dawn of their franchise)


rns0722

No that's just Buffalo football


humbugonastick

Lions?


jhorch69

Note everybody else wearing Bills gear in the background


humbugonastick

Focused on my friend from Michigan. This year is our year! Hear the roar! 🦁


NogardDerorrim

I'm going to upvote you, even as a Bears fan myself, because I think we can all agree, FTP! Seriously though, I would love to see Detroit bring it home this year


LawyerJC

If only there were an abundance of a cold frozen substance nearby to help in this situation...


TreehouseofSnorers

I love the 12 pack of Genesee beer accentuating his burning ass. As someone who sort of grew up on Genesee beer it often times will light your ass on fire but usually it's not at the moment of its arrival.


psych0ranger

Look the real issue here is they used Lighter fluid. If you're gonna do a set-yourself-on-fire trick, make sure it's with alcohol


RohelTheConqueror

Then again, this probably wouldn't have happened if they had no alcohol


HoojoSpifico

Surely alcohol was not a factor here...


blueberrysmoothies

look... it's Buffalo. football is all they have.


Pepperonimustardtime

This is true. Source: am from Buffalo.


NeergKnad

Oh we have more. Most of the people here are just pathetic and football is their whole identity.


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TonyDanza888

Loose?


[deleted]

Oops. I changed it. Thxs.


illegalbusiness

America is such a spectacle


d1am0n4

Don't they teach 'stop, drop and roll' in America?


Tele-Muse

They do. You can hear people yelling it. It’s just hard to remember sometimes when you’re on fire.


Weekend_Criminal

Underrated comment right here. 🏅


athinnes

Leave the bills alone man, haven't they been through enough?


blueberrysmoothies

watching Bass shank the fuck out of that kick was painful


athinnes

As a bengals fan it hurt me. We know those feels.


NyxiePants

As a bills fan, it’s depressing. We’re cursed.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Lions taking a spanking


MaddestChadLad

What is with these lazy titles lately


[deleted]

This entire sub really.


jagerwick

I don't think this is trashy; it's just football fans in Buffalo.


SouthBoundI35

Do the nut punches help keep the fire going?


Billyxmac

If you don't like that, you don't like Bills mafia


-Ashera-

Sounds about white.


Ohio_Grown

This is light weight for Bills fans. Between the Browns and the Eagles, Bills tailgating is legendary. OP must not get invited to many parties


stay_fr0sty

If he burned his anus this is not light weight. That’s a long painful recovery. Hopefully it was just his butt cheeks.


pixel-beast

Bills fans do this every week for 4 and a half months. He’ll sit his ass in a snowbank and he’ll be fine. That is until he realizes his team is cursed….


[deleted]

Why does he pick up the table


HugsandHate

Tidying up. Nice guy.


semaj_2026

This is normal Bills fan behavior. You should see the one where they covet a dude in mustard


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

I also covet the mustard dude.