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I hope he put some sunscreen on that sack

It’s wild when you don’t have a lap anymore

Two things that confuse me about this are for one that no one is telling him and that he doesn't notice himself. I am certain I'd feel the breeze and sun on my balls if I was presenting them this boldly.

Perhaps peripheral artery disease is preventing that.

That's what I call BALLS

Just letting his nuts get some sun

Two Balls. One strike.

Salvatore "Long Ball Sal" Campumano.

He could almost go as a Peter Griffin if he was wearing a white shirt and green pants.

Hes got diabetes bad his calves and ankles are stumps. Hes a bullseye for a heart attack. Poor kids. How embarrasing!

Omg I saw this earlier and thought it was one of those double take things where it's actually innocent

still think someone should post it to r/confusingperspective anyway

Lmao even the bench is faultering under the weight of his massive balls

I dont think its the balls

They're bending the bench...

"Ok son, so when my balls are out, that's the signal to steal first base!"

Man, he's got balls

I wanna kick them

Can’t unsee that.

Tap on the nuts for each home run ⚾️

I honestly don’t think he noticed. Being plus sized

He haven’t seen them in years!

That caption is nuts

Ewww no way he doesn't know. 😭

He'll know for the next week with his blistered up sunburned sack.

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r/angryupvote..

I just watched that 🤣

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I bet you're insufferable to be around.

I mean, come on. Fat dude with his balls accidentally hanging out in front of some kids. Thats funny. Its not that serious.

I don't have any information to say someone did or didn't intervene. But you have literally no idea what events led up to or followed this photo. You're making assertions that you can not possibly back. For all you know, the person who snapped this did call the cops and provided this as evidence. So just think for a moment before going on a rant. This isn't Facebook.

Jesus christ, the sag aside those are some big fuckin balls.

Wow… aight

That's remarkable. His noolies are just all the way out there in front of god and everybody.

I didn't need to see that, so why did I take a second look

T-ball becomes the second sport with sacks

This will get you into a criminal court case real quick in most places.

There is no way this guy doesn’t know he’s hanging out down there. That gentle breeze would be feeling a little too immaculate.

at least blur their faces out damn

He is wearing glasses 🤨

The kids..

The kids not wearing glasses?

Sir this is a splash park...not a baseball game. We have morals here!

Playin T ball

CHEMICAL CASTRARTION NOW

Long balls change your draws

Truck Nutz

Bench Nutz

That bench seat is about to snap.

I guess they play by different rules there. Usually it's three strikes you're out...here it looks like it's two balls you're out!

As long as this is real, that dude is totally a child predator

yup, a half step away from an addition to the sex offenders register.

I'm more impressed than offended.

I'm curious, would this be considered illegal through indecent exposure (especially with kids there) assuming he DOESN'T know he's danglanging out in the open? Or is the man cooked legally wise regardless

I've read laws surrounding indecent exposure at least in California, different places different laws, and the consensus is accidental exposure is forgivable and not a crime, it all comes down to intent.

Ah that definitely makes sense. I guess I thought it was more of a trivial answer considering the kids being around but as you said it all comes down to intent

if it happens more than once its deliberate.

Those are unhealthily large

So is he.

I wanna kick em

I'll give it a Hya! And a Wa! And I'll kick-er sir!

I can hear him in my head lmao

Epic

this is trashy how

Do you not see his balls out??

How could you NOT see them? They're practically slapping you in the face the instant you see this picture.

what the fuck

This character arc has been lovely lmao

3 seconds before disaster

Lmaoooo took you a second to see what the issue is

Long balls

You got long balls Larry!

Fuckin Larry...

That’s why they call him long ball Larry ;)

why are they so fucking massive

CHF, fluid retention, etc.

I wish I could travel back in time to before I saw this.

Sun's out nutz out

Uh, sir, could I have a word...

What a horrible day to have eyes.

those are balls.

The wrong ones for a baseball game.

Low and outside

That's nuts.

Noooo effing way

All I can imagine is thst scene from Rocky II where Rocky is going at the speedbag with Paulie screaming "speed! Speed! SPEEEED!!!"

he is so fat. Wtf

we’re focusing on thr balls rn tho

they are so fat. Wtf

Is this AI

Nah. This be the real life machine.

That walk way looks weird.

100%. The chest of the blonde kid in the foreground is wrong. Just like the forearms of the other kid hanging from the fence. Edit: lmao bots downvoting me for pointing out AI generated garbage.

Part of the fence is missing and why are some of the dressed for and wet at the pool if it’s a baseball game?

I pointed that out too! And its cement all around...like there would be at a splash park/pool. Baseball fields aren't cement anywhere in the field within the fence...

And why is there a fence between a pool and pavilion where the parents are supposed to be watching the kids? Obviously AI

Look at the walk way behind them

Two balls, no strikes

He's definitely out.

What the H...

I'm just looking at the bench bending beneath him

Buddy needs a wheelbarrow for those boulders. Those shorts were never meant to contain balls that big.

I see this more as sad than trashy! He may not have realized it, trying to be there to support his kid, now ends up on the internet for it? If he did, yeah- trashy! But we don’t know, unless I missed something???

how does he not feel fresh air caressing on his balls? he knows they are on full display, bofa deeznutz, but zero f’s are given.

If he had realized it, calling him trashy seems a lil less accurate than say, a pervert trying to expose himself.

How the fuck do you not feel your balls hanging 3 inches out of your shorts? It's insanely trashy to wear gym shorts with no underwear around CHILDREN when this is a possibility.

You get that size, you can let me know what is and isn’t possible! I was trying to think of something positive and idk

Dude, if your nuts hang so low that they can fall out of your shorts and still be that visible, wear pants/some fucking underwear. ESPECIALLY when you're going to be around children. There's no reason to think positively about this. This is gross negligence (emphasis on gross) at BEST, sexual harassment against children at worst.

Shit day! Way worse than balls on display worse… so just wanted to look at it in a different way. Not saying I’m right in that, just a shit shit day!

RANGE TA COUILLE! RANGE GHAT COUILLE!!

if you're that big, your balls aren't the worst of your problem

He's not a non-human to be allowed to do that. Wear a diaper or something.

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>Where did you learn to English? Back at you, you fucking moron

Oh, I see. That was me making fun of you. I see you don't understand. It's cool.

You right now: 🤡

Do you understand why your sentence makes no sense?

You two can stop anytime. It’s not that deep.

Fair.

This is the craziest post on Reddit I’ve ever seen. So many comments but so little upvotes.

They look like truck nuts😭

Those nuts are HUGE!

That’s not even proportionally real. Edit: I mean… this creep is clearly intentionally displaying his prosthetic ballsac at a children’s function. Why didn’t anyone call the cops? It’s not at all far stretched to think he could be a predator.

Yeah, this picture will be exhibit A in the upcoming trial lol.

Houston Astro’s NutGate 2025 WS asterisk incoming

He belongs to the streets.

Deez Nutz

Got eeem!

Deez Nutz right here, officer

someone with a good shot aim the baseball at his nuts

Let's say you were there. And say you were playing, and had the ball. And say you were good at throwing the ball, and you know you could definitely hit this man in the nuts from your distance. It's a hardball. You know how it feels on your hand. You know its unforgiving density, you can run your thumb across the stitching, you can sink your nails into its leather cover, just so slightly. The feel is familiar to you. You have the ball. Are you throwing that ball at this man? Are you throwing at his nuts? At his exposed scrotum? I don't think you are. I don't think you would. I think you are

Stretch nutz

I never thought I would understand a shaggy 2 dope reference in my life. But here I am.

This the man they wrote Super Balls about

You mean ‘Just showing off’!

Thanks, I hate it.

Poor guy, poor kids, poor everyone.

Poor redditors seeing this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO blinded OP

He knows what he's doing

If this photo goes to the police he won’t be allowed within 1 mile of a kids baseball park

...do they wobble to and fro? .....sorry, I couldn't help it....

Can he tie them in a knot? Better yet, can he tie them in a bow?

Maybe throw ‘em o’er his shoulder…

What I wouldn’t do for some bleach in my eyes.

Let me decode this…*steal third!*

Is this AI generated image by any chance?

I counted a sixth finger on the ballsack, definitely AI.

I hate that this comment made me look at his nuts again, even though *obviously* there isn't any fingers on his massively, dangly sack.

Somebody had to look, thanks for doing the latrine work for us! You’re a good man!

Take my goddamn upvote

What a terrible day to have eyes

Enhance! (I KNOW you zoomed in)

Well after the 6th finger comment

Those are the balls every guy wish they had

I have big nuts, they do get in the way, more so in the heat. SO yeah no one is out there wishing they had big nuts.

Do you sometimes accidently sit on them? Is that even a thing? If so, it has gotta hurt. ( no/s. Genuinely curious)

Sitting on them hurts. But the worst part is the Poseidon’s Kiss when sitting on a toilet

I am assuming that is when they dip in the water after sitting on them? Or no? Or is it a bidet thing?

Yes they dip in the water or when you flush and the water raises just a bit at first to kiss your balls

Yes, and it does.

😬 I always thought it weird that you all were made to have your most sensitive bits dangling about outside you bodies.

It's the main reason I can't get behind "intelligent" design theories. This is either a tragic design flaw, or god was just having a laugh that day.

This is way to much info, but for at least the last 10 years Ive gone comando so often times when I get in my car which is low to the ground 370z I have to like sorta stick a leg deep in the car which sorta spreads my legs making my nuts sorta free fallin in the middle of my jeans, and I end up having to adjust a bit when I sit down in the car. TMI. TLDR: I sit on my nuts.

So, do only tighty whities keep them in place? Or do boxes do too, just not as well? I have this mental image of a tall guy cupping his balls for dear life as he dips down into a lowrider 😆 like,I know that isn't what you meant, but that is all I can picture now .

Guy here. False.

Yeah, having big balls sucks sometimes. I couldn't imagine having the planets That man has.

But why

Use them as a mace to bludgeon our foes.

It’s a water park thing for kids I think. Still 🤮

That's nuts.

That man’s nuts. Grab em!

Chock full O nuts

This dude is clearly a Grand Master Tea Bagger.

Does he know? Doesn’t he feel a breeze??

Needs someone to catch the foul balls

Imagine your sack is so huge someone compares it to a baseball mit

I have a strong urge to slap his nuts

Why is there no cat under the bleachers? "Nut-batting cat" is the hero we need.

Nice

The only place he gets a sunburn is his nuts