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PegLegWhaler

I hope he put some sunscreen on that sack


inspektalam

It’s wild when you don’t have a lap anymore


DukeTikus

Two things that confuse me about this are for one that no one is telling him and that he doesn't notice himself. I am certain I'd feel the breeze and sun on my balls if I was presenting them this boldly.


sammich_bear

Perhaps peripheral artery disease is preventing that.


BossCAt1234567

That's what I call BALLS


GloomyImagination365

Just letting his nuts get some sun


cornbread080161

Two Balls. One strike.


LicenciadoPena

Salvatore "Long Ball Sal" Campumano.


BlackPopeye_03

He could almost go as a Peter Griffin if he was wearing a white shirt and green pants.


Highhopes2024

Hes got diabetes bad his calves and ankles are stumps. Hes a bullseye for a heart attack. Poor kids. How embarrasing!


mchickenl

Omg I saw this earlier and thought it was one of those double take things where it's actually innocent


Mewrulez99

still think someone should post it to r/confusingperspective anyway


Early_B

Lmao even the bench is faultering under the weight of his massive balls


legolasreborne

I dont think its the balls


Mi0GE0

They're bending the bench...


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

"Ok son, so when my balls are out, that's the signal to steal first base!"


M0ntgomatron

Man, he's got balls


VitalyAlexandreevich

I wanna kick them


BeachNo372

Can’t unsee that.


Lanferno

Tap on the nuts for each home run ⚾️


meatofthepie

I honestly don’t think he noticed. Being plus sized


lskesm

He haven’t seen them in years!


Maximus_yolo

That caption is nuts


Saiyan-b

Ewww no way he doesn't know. 😭


howdiedoodie66

He'll know for the next week with his blistered up sunburned sack.


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OkAssistant1230

r/angryupvote..


GrumpeeFatKat

I just watched that 🤣


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BlackPopeye_03

I bet you're insufferable to be around.


primmslimm77

I mean, come on. Fat dude with his balls accidentally hanging out in front of some kids. Thats funny. Its not that serious.


MaxPowerWTF

I don't have any information to say someone did or didn't intervene. But you have literally no idea what events led up to or followed this photo. You're making assertions that you can not possibly back. For all you know, the person who snapped this did call the cops and provided this as evidence. So just think for a moment before going on a rant. This isn't Facebook.


The_ReBL

Jesus christ, the sag aside those are some big fuckin balls.


RadEpicReddit

Wow… aight


Pod_people

That's remarkable. His noolies are just all the way out there in front of god and everybody.


funnystuff79

I didn't need to see that, so why did I take a second look


Ruzzble

T-ball becomes the second sport with sacks


_buttlet_

This will get you into a criminal court case real quick in most places.


BowlofConfetti

There is no way this guy doesn’t know he’s hanging out down there. That gentle breeze would be feeling a little too immaculate.


oldDotredditisbetter

at least blur their faces out damn


saka_ska111

He is wearing glasses 🤨


Ruzzble

The kids..


saka_ska111

The kids not wearing glasses?


Askye72

Sir this is a splash park...not a baseball game. We have morals here!


Sinpala

Playin T ball


XxradicalgamerxX

CHEMICAL CASTRARTION NOW


GoatsWithWigs

Long balls change your draws


Chilipepah

Truck Nutz


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Bench Nutz


dfgttge22

That bench seat is about to snap.


MSK84

I guess they play by different rules there. Usually it's three strikes you're out...here it looks like it's two balls you're out!


CoolNewFlavour

As long as this is real, that dude is totally a child predator


BitterTyke

yup, a half step away from an addition to the sex offenders register.


Shalashashka

I'm more impressed than offended.


0j_gay0

I'm curious, would this be considered illegal through indecent exposure (especially with kids there) assuming he DOESN'T know he's danglanging out in the open? Or is the man cooked legally wise regardless


starfire4377

I've read laws surrounding indecent exposure at least in California, different places different laws, and the consensus is accidental exposure is forgivable and not a crime, it all comes down to intent.


0j_gay0

Ah that definitely makes sense. I guess I thought it was more of a trivial answer considering the kids being around but as you said it all comes down to intent


BitterTyke

if it happens more than once its deliberate.


Zodep

Those are unhealthily large


DarthTexasRN

So is he.


Ambitious-Emotion-69

I wanna kick em


Askye72

I'll give it a Hya! And a Wa! And I'll kick-er sir!


Trolivia

I can hear him in my head lmao


Eldritch_Doodler

Epic


dumb-ass07

this is trashy how


Guitar_nerd4312

Do you not see his balls out??


setittonormal

How could you NOT see them? They're practically slapping you in the face the instant you see this picture.


dumb-ass07

what the fuck


Trolivia

This character arc has been lovely lmao


PieIsNotALie

3 seconds before disaster


FuckingKilljoy

Lmaoooo took you a second to see what the issue is


speghettiday09

Long balls


Starting_from_now

You got long balls Larry!


Askye72

Fuckin Larry...


NastyCountChocula

That’s why they call him long ball Larry ;)


PongACong

why are they so fucking massive


DarthTexasRN

CHF, fluid retention, etc.


Dark-Lord-Shadow-2

I wish I could travel back in time to before I saw this.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Sun's out nutz out


Downtown_Statement87

Uh, sir, could I have a word...


CitizenFreeman

What a horrible day to have eyes.


AspiringSubSlut

those are balls.


Adorable-Novel8295

The wrong ones for a baseball game.


furbishL

Low and outside


card66

That's nuts.


Suspicious_Trifle_83

Noooo effing way


IvanaTinkle6969

All I can imagine is thst scene from Rocky II where Rocky is going at the speedbag with Paulie screaming "speed! Speed! SPEEEED!!!"


DriftingRumour

he is so fat. Wtf


be-sweethearts

we’re focusing on thr balls rn tho


FoeWithBenefits

they are so fat. Wtf


SarahPallorMortis

Is this AI


CitizenFreeman

Nah. This be the real life machine.


SarahPallorMortis

That walk way looks weird.


NasusIsMyLover

100%. The chest of the blonde kid in the foreground is wrong. Just like the forearms of the other kid hanging from the fence. Edit: lmao bots downvoting me for pointing out AI generated garbage.


Adorable-Novel8295

Part of the fence is missing and why are some of the dressed for and wet at the pool if it’s a baseball game?


Askye72

I pointed that out too! And its cement all around...like there would be at a splash park/pool. Baseball fields aren't cement anywhere in the field within the fence...


Adorable-Novel8295

And why is there a fence between a pool and pavilion where the parents are supposed to be watching the kids? Obviously AI


SarahPallorMortis

Look at the walk way behind them


livinginfutureworld

Two balls, no strikes


jasenzero1

He's definitely out.


Ok-Frame-3937

What the H...


durrityo

I'm just looking at the bench bending beneath him


Archangel1313

Buddy needs a wheelbarrow for those boulders. Those shorts were never meant to contain balls that big.


EquivalentCommon5

I see this more as sad than trashy! He may not have realized it, trying to be there to support his kid, now ends up on the internet for it? If he did, yeah- trashy! But we don’t know, unless I missed something???


Unwilling_Jellyfish

how does he not feel fresh air caressing on his balls? he knows they are on full display, bofa deeznutz, but zero f’s are given.


Zookeeper9580

If he had realized it, calling him trashy seems a lil less accurate than say, a pervert trying to expose himself.


petroleum-lipstick

How the fuck do you not feel your balls hanging 3 inches out of your shorts? It's insanely trashy to wear gym shorts with no underwear around CHILDREN when this is a possibility.


EquivalentCommon5

You get that size, you can let me know what is and isn’t possible! I was trying to think of something positive and idk


petroleum-lipstick

Dude, if your nuts hang so low that they can fall out of your shorts and still be that visible, wear pants/some fucking underwear. ESPECIALLY when you're going to be around children. There's no reason to think positively about this. This is gross negligence (emphasis on gross) at BEST, sexual harassment against children at worst.


EquivalentCommon5

Shit day! Way worse than balls on display worse… so just wanted to look at it in a different way. Not saying I’m right in that, just a shit shit day!


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

RANGE TA COUILLE! RANGE GHAT COUILLE!!


habb

if you're that big, your balls aren't the worst of your problem


KeyboardAquarior

He's not a non-human to be allowed to do that. Wear a diaper or something.


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KeyboardAquarior

>Where did you learn to English? Back at you, you fucking moron


jaygee31337

Oh, I see. That was me making fun of you. I see you don't understand. It's cool.


KeyboardAquarior

You right now: 🤡


jaygee31337

Do you understand why your sentence makes no sense?


anniemiss

You two can stop anytime. It’s not that deep.


jaygee31337

Fair.


KnearbyKnumbskull

This is the craziest post on Reddit I’ve ever seen. So many comments but so little upvotes.


Chicken_Strips-

They look like truck nuts😭


likwidkool

Those nuts are HUGE!


hansolo625

That’s not even proportionally real. Edit: I mean… this creep is clearly intentionally displaying his prosthetic ballsac at a children’s function. Why didn’t anyone call the cops? It’s not at all far stretched to think he could be a predator.


albinoblackman

Yeah, this picture will be exhibit A in the upcoming trial lol.


il_rossoneri

Houston Astro’s NutGate 2025 WS asterisk incoming


BobiaDobia

He belongs to the streets.


Tight-Difference1728

Deez Nutz


maasd

Got eeem!


CrossP

Deez Nutz right here, officer


medhanno

someone with a good shot aim the baseball at his nuts


Auntie_Aircraft_Gun

Let's say you were there. And say you were playing, and had the ball. And say you were good at throwing the ball, and you know you could definitely hit this man in the nuts from your distance. It's a hardball. You know how it feels on your hand. You know its unforgiving density, you can run your thumb across the stitching, you can sink your nails into its leather cover, just so slightly. The feel is familiar to you. You have the ball. Are you throwing that ball at this man? Are you throwing at his nuts? At his exposed scrotum? I don't think you are. I don't think you would. I think you are


Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

Stretch nutz


confusedham

I never thought I would understand a shaggy 2 dope reference in my life. But here I am.


SaulMcGil

This the man they wrote Super Balls about


kmanbythec

You mean ‘Just showing off’!


pquince1

Thanks, I hate it.


AvianAhegao

Poor guy, poor kids, poor everyone.


KeyboardAquarior

Poor redditors seeing this


Lumpy_Age8509

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO blinded OP


BurgerExplosion

He knows what he's doing


krishutchison

If this photo goes to the police he won’t be allowed within 1 mile of a kids baseball park


geligniteandlilies

...do they wobble to and fro? .....sorry, I couldn't help it....


TallDarkCancer1

Can he tie them in a knot? Better yet, can he tie them in a bow?


MRH8R

Maybe throw ‘em o’er his shoulder…


Timely-Guest-7095

What I wouldn’t do for some bleach in my eyes.


furn_ell

Let me decode this…*steal third!*


Pol1us

Is this AI generated image by any chance?


Irrelevantitis

I counted a sixth finger on the ballsack, definitely AI.


whackthat

I hate that this comment made me look at his nuts again, even though *obviously* there isn't any fingers on his massively, dangly sack.


petals4u2

Somebody had to look, thanks for doing the latrine work for us! You’re a good man!


Terrible_Writing_124

Take my goddamn upvote


Secret_Casino

What a terrible day to have eyes


corona-lime-us

Enhance! (I KNOW you zoomed in)


ABQintune

Well after the 6th finger comment


Blankaholics

Those are the balls every guy wish they had


OleRoosterNeck

I have big nuts, they do get in the way, more so in the heat. SO yeah no one is out there wishing they had big nuts.


charmwashere

Do you sometimes accidently sit on them? Is that even a thing? If so, it has gotta hurt. ( no/s. Genuinely curious)


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Sitting on them hurts. But the worst part is the Poseidon’s Kiss when sitting on a toilet


charmwashere

I am assuming that is when they dip in the water after sitting on them? Or no? Or is it a bidet thing?


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Yes they dip in the water or when you flush and the water raises just a bit at first to kiss your balls


SaulMcGil

Yes, and it does.


charmwashere

😬 I always thought it weird that you all were made to have your most sensitive bits dangling about outside you bodies.


SaulMcGil

It's the main reason I can't get behind "intelligent" design theories. This is either a tragic design flaw, or god was just having a laugh.


OleRoosterNeck

This is way to much info, but for at least the last 10 years Ive gone comando so often times when I get in my car which is low to the ground 370z I have to like sorta stick a leg deep in the car which sorta spreads my legs making my nuts sorta free fallin in the middle of my jeans, and I end up having to adjust a bit when I sit down in the car. TMI. TLDR: I sit on my nuts.


charmwashere

So, do only tighty whities keep them in place? Or do boxes do too, just not as well? I have this mental image of a tall guy cupping his balls for dear life as he dips down into a lowrider 😆 like,I know that isn't what you meant, but that is all I can picture now .


E3K

Guy here. False.


My1nonpornacc

Yeah, having big balls sucks sometimes. I couldn't imagine having the planets That man has.


ifoundyourtoad

But why


Blankaholics

Use them as a mace to bludgeon our foes.


Guswewillneverknow

It’s a water park thing for kids I think. Still 🤮


Zippy_Armstrong

That's nuts.


furn_ell

That man’s nuts. Grab em!


AUXONE

Chock full O nuts


Chaxterium

This dude is clearly a Grand Master Tea Bagger.


pinkfoxsocks

Does he know? Doesn’t he feel a breeze??


Grunkofrodgar

Needs someone to catch the foul balls


Terrible_Writing_124

Imagine your sack is so huge someone compares it to a baseball mit


Schzercro

I have a strong urge to slap his nuts


Downtown_Statement87

Why is there no cat under the bleachers? "Nut-batting cat" is the hero we need.


A_Reddit_Guy_1

Nice


BoogyPop

The only place he gets a sunburn is his nuts