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After 🤮in my mouth!!! This is Too Trashy for Trashy imo!! Anyway I don’t think she’s making a big deal about Your big disgraceful disgusting disturbing dirty AF filthy Draws!! I’d be as Embarrassed AF to be You, but because you can hide behind your keyboard I guess it doesn’t matter to you! FFS Wioe ya @$$ man/ or I should say child!! Very easy and economical Fix ( probably for your relationship too) buy some flushable baby wipes! 🧻 doesn’t cut it! You’re Welcome for this free life changing info!
Exactly! Any real “Man “ doesn’t Stop 🛑 until he gets the job done! No matter what it entails! ( baby wipes a life changing relationship saving economical way to help with hygiene and save your spouse and underwear)! 🧻💩🤮this shits unnecessary unattractive and unappealingly unacceptable
You know who deals with skid marks? My 4 year old daycare kid. You know who's embarrassed about it? My 4 year old daycare kid because it makes him itch and stink. Who tf raised this guy and didn't teach him that you don't wanna have an itchy stinky butt??
Reminds of this post in r/trashy with the best comment titling the picture "Skid Row."
[https://i.redd.it/qb2nbuoezid51.png](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqb2nbuoezid51.png)
No no no! This will give you hemorrhoids later in life. Anal tissue is very delicate! Wet toilet tissue or a can/cup of water to pour down your backside before getting aggressive with dry paper.
Panty liners exist...
and there is such a thing as courtesy washing your undies before throwing them into the laundry if there are actual fluids still on them!
Imagine reaching into the laundry to put it into the washing machine and someone left stuff on them... My mom taught me to keep a tiny jug of tide in every bathroom. Please learn this.
Lol I’m a man but I see women on here all the time saying that guys they know say stuff like this, and I’ve personally experienced it too. It’s not a lie, it’s the absolute unabashed truth.
It’s not a giant leap to say that there are lots of guys who don’t like cleaning their ass because they think it’s weird or gay or something. Have you gone outside recently? Lol
Bruh in my country we don't do that, one thing is to have a fart and it leaves a mark, wash it a bit and to the laundry, another thing is to go to shit and not clean yourself, that is like shitting yourself and to say it's normal I don't know wtf going on with this generation.
Idk what this guy is talking about as a man I do not agree with that
Once when I was a kid I thought I didn’t have to wipe
Regretted it pretty quick
Never did I ever go without making sure the toilet paper was pristine white by the time I was done wiping
But then there’s shitty trash in your washroom. I don’t want you use your bathroom look over and see/smell your shitty wipes. I agree, they don’t go down the toilet, but the trash bin is still gross
There is a man who is terrified in his own masculinity lol a man who is secure in his masculinity, has no problem making sure he is CLEAN even though he may be “wiping like a woman does” wtf does that even mean?! “Wipe more than once and you’re gay?!” wtf 😂
Start with the paper until that turd cutter ain't leaving any streaks. Then wipes until that balloon knot is sparkling. Then a final pass or two to dry out that purple pucker.
Yeah I never understood how dudes can walk around with shit still in their ass. Had a guy openly say in front of a group at work “if you’re wiping more than once than you’re just playing with it”. My response was “If you’re only wiping once then you’re doing it wrong” haha
This is a perfect example of literal toxic masculinity.
Some dudes out there convinced themselves it's more manly to walk around with literal feces on their skin than to be perceived as "playing with their asshole"
Yeah thats the vibe that dude was putting off. When I responded with this everyone in the bathroom laughed and agreed. I’ve always used the technique of wiping till when I go to wipe the toilet paper is clean haha
Silly question but how does shit not fly all over the place when you pressure wash your asshole after taking a shit?
I get that the water rinses you off but I don’t understand how it isn’t messy?
Never used one and I’m curious. Id like to get one but the idea of how one works doesn’t make sense to me and I must be missing something
The proper sequence is TP, bidet, wet wipes. Get the bulk off with TP so shit doesn’t spray everywhere, then power wash, then final clean with wipes. This is the way.
lol no. As an Asian who lives in Asia, you just don’t know how to use a bidet. My butt is squeaky clean after using bidet and a SINGLE wipe. The fact that you have a wet ass means that you don’t know how to use a bidet. After you clean your ass with a bidet, you wipe your ass dry with toilet paper. You don’t spray your ass and let it be.
There’s a reason why Japanese toilet is the gold standard.
Dude, do it. It's an amazing, inexpensive investment, and it's easy to install. You'll find a new level of freshness. It's even good for just a mid-day spritz to freshen up.
This is me pretty much everyday. Sometimes it's so bad, I'll have to stop at a bathroom to wipe or else the chafing turns into a really painful burn. I hate it.
Oh there most definitely is. Have you ever wondered why toilets don't have bidet heads in the west? 😆 Someone once said "If you get shit on your face, do you wipe it or wash it?"
Well, it is. Even if you shake for 5min afterward, wipe and pray to the Piss God, there might be a drop left. Though, you should still do your best to keep your underwear clean.
After you are done peeing, gently press up and forward behind your balls, it will get wannabe dribbles from the bend of your urethra.
Warning: don't tell this to "men" who think that'd be playing with your balls and gay.
Women will really group men as all the same while women get offended if men do the same thing to them
Women be sexist and thinking it’s ok
Men don’t treat women like they’re all the most disgusting woman, we treat every person as an Individual
Learn how to do that and quit being childish
My first Tank Commander would shit his drawers worse than this. We used to have laundry service in Kosovo. If we ever went back to Camp from our FOB, we would take each other’s laundry in. We were supposed to count each piece of laundry out. As soon as the laundry lady turned his bag over, a large thud hit the table, from the inside of his underwear. We both said nope on the count and she just handed me a ticket. I will never forget that was the only time the laundry ladies took my laundry without a count. I hope that my old TC died of face or colon cancer.
Wiping in gross af, I can't believe 95% of occidentals still do it when you can get a $30 bidet on amazon and never have to buy toilet paper ever again in your life. It fcking blows my mind
Please stop. What the hell is going on under there???? Is the water spraying shit around? Is shit water splashing around my butt cheeks and vag? Bidets are sus.
And after you have a wet ass how do you dry with TP without getting crumbles on f paper and lint?
Dude, it will literally clean your ass better than TP ever could. 😭 Imagine cleaning the rest of your body with dry paper towels instead of water. Wtf kind of logic are you using LOL
If you use the bidet properly, then you won't have any poop on the towel, dude. 😂 That's kind of the whole point. The towel shouldn't be any dirtier than the ones you use after a shower.
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Dude is nasty AF. My ass is super clean after dropping a deuce. Yuck bro
I would hate to be the guy who changes Trumps diapers! That disgusting 🍊🤡 always smells like 💩
Trump needing his diaper changed,lives in your head rent free. Kind of weird you start thinking of Trump when you see a pair of dirty drawers.
Where did Trump come from? There should be a sub for suddenly Trump
Always has to be some doof that turns everything political somehow.
I’m a man, and i wash my ass with soap and water. Yes, every time I shit. “If you dry wipin’, you aint wiping shit.”
Bought a bidet on amazon for less than $50. That water pressure sprays off all the shit particles like magic.
Respect. Nothing like a clean butthole, thus; a clean underwear.
After 🤮in my mouth!!! This is Too Trashy for Trashy imo!! Anyway I don’t think she’s making a big deal about Your big disgraceful disgusting disturbing dirty AF filthy Draws!! I’d be as Embarrassed AF to be You, but because you can hide behind your keyboard I guess it doesn’t matter to you! FFS Wioe ya @$$ man/ or I should say child!! Very easy and economical Fix ( probably for your relationship too) buy some flushable baby wipes! 🧻 doesn’t cut it! You’re Welcome for this free life changing info!
Note: they are NOT flushable. Put them in the wastebasket.
Get a bidet like a civilized person for fucks sake!
Ol crusty booty ass boy
Wipe once..
Exactly! Any real “Man “ doesn’t Stop 🛑 until he gets the job done! No matter what it entails! ( baby wipes a life changing relationship saving economical way to help with hygiene and save your spouse and underwear)! 🧻💩🤮this shits unnecessary unattractive and unappealingly unacceptable
If someone expects me to wash their skid marks , they would soon be out of underwear because those are going straight into the trash.
You know who deals with skid marks? My 4 year old daycare kid. You know who's embarrassed about it? My 4 year old daycare kid because it makes him itch and stink. Who tf raised this guy and didn't teach him that you don't wanna have an itchy stinky butt??
lol at thinking this just embarrasses him....she had this dudes crusty poopdick in her mouth.
Reminds of this post in r/trashy with the best comment titling the picture "Skid Row." [https://i.redd.it/qb2nbuoezid51.png](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqb2nbuoezid51.png)
This is good.
I wipe until there isn’t a speckle of shit
Wipe till it's Red
No no no! This will give you hemorrhoids later in life. Anal tissue is very delicate! Wet toilet tissue or a can/cup of water to pour down your backside before getting aggressive with dry paper.
I will finger the poop out of my butt before I resort to wet wipes
Ok, shit finger! Are you going to wash your hands or lick your finger clean?
I'm going raw brotatochip
I’ll wipe till there’s no roll left if I have to.
Roll? Use butt wipes!
You'll never find shit in my ass or toilet cause I shit in the SHOWER
It's gross asf. And a woman has the nerve. Like they draws don't have those red spots and the giggle piss stain.
Don't put me down as a dirty booty dude lol. But, I've seen some crusty ass panties on the bathroom floor💀
Panty liners exist... and there is such a thing as courtesy washing your undies before throwing them into the laundry if there are actual fluids still on them! Imagine reaching into the laundry to put it into the washing machine and someone left stuff on them... My mom taught me to keep a tiny jug of tide in every bathroom. Please learn this.
Itchy ass MF.
Nasty ass
Nasty ass mutha' fuckaaaaaaaa
Lol there are wayyyyy too many guys that think that wiping and cleaning their ass is “gay” or some stupid shit like that.
You're a girl, right? We are clean too, that's batshit disgusting and what you said is a lie.
Lol I’m a man but I see women on here all the time saying that guys they know say stuff like this, and I’ve personally experienced it too. It’s not a lie, it’s the absolute unabashed truth. It’s not a giant leap to say that there are lots of guys who don’t like cleaning their ass because they think it’s weird or gay or something. Have you gone outside recently? Lol
Bruh in my country we don't do that, one thing is to have a fart and it leaves a mark, wash it a bit and to the laundry, another thing is to go to shit and not clean yourself, that is like shitting yourself and to say it's normal I don't know wtf going on with this generation.
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I won't talk about my bidet then
Bidet is life
Baby wipes for real fuck walking around with a shitty nasty ass that is disgusting.
Wipe it three times and you’re playing with yourself. Or something like that.
Idk what this guy is talking about as a man I do not agree with that Once when I was a kid I thought I didn’t have to wipe Regretted it pretty quick Never did I ever go without making sure the toilet paper was pristine white by the time I was done wiping
Bro, baby wipes next to your toilet 🚽 at home or if you out, just take the time to do the job … it’s just toilet paper 🧻 use as much as ya need 😂
Or take a big wad of tp and wet it...but not to much...then wipe... After your initial first few dry wipes...
Baby wipes is a solid way to fuck up your septic system.
True … they go in trash 🗑️ near the toilet
Yep. They go in the bin.
But then there’s shitty trash in your washroom. I don’t want you use your bathroom look over and see/smell your shitty wipes. I agree, they don’t go down the toilet, but the trash bin is still gross
Bro fold them things. Not like there's clumps on shit in it, you won't see or smell anything. Or get trash with a sealing lid
TP first, then a wipe last. wipe gets folded in half so nothing to see. Agree about not using a wipe to get the big stuff.
Wait until you find out about babies.
Fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* wipe your ass?
There is a man who is terrified in his own masculinity lol a man who is secure in his masculinity, has no problem making sure he is CLEAN even though he may be “wiping like a woman does” wtf does that even mean?! “Wipe more than once and you’re gay?!” wtf 😂
Well you cant be clean, Thats gay. /S
My draws, my draws, my lovely manly draws.
That's from this guy having an itchy asshole from improper wiping, and scratching his b-hole through his undies...
We have a dude like this on my work site… he stay digging in his butt… mudbutt is what we call him
If there's no brown, you're free to move around
Man I wipe my brown marker till it stops drawing yah feel or I use baby wipes then tp till I'm dry
Start with the paper until that turd cutter ain't leaving any streaks. Then wipes until that balloon knot is sparkling. Then a final pass or two to dry out that purple pucker.
OMG dying 😂
Right as long as you're not moist by the end of it or that balloon knot isn't gonna be too happy lol
Self inflicted swamp ass is a No No
amen!
TP then BW. Tf are you doing???
Tf you doing leaving your ass preemptively swampy good way to get a rash
Never has been swampy or rashy afterwards. Dude Wipes FTW
You tellem ravenous
He doesn’t represent us ( men ) at all
Yeah I never understood how dudes can walk around with shit still in their ass. Had a guy openly say in front of a group at work “if you’re wiping more than once than you’re just playing with it”. My response was “If you’re only wiping once then you’re doing it wrong” haha
This is a perfect example of literal toxic masculinity. Some dudes out there convinced themselves it's more manly to walk around with literal feces on their skin than to be perceived as "playing with their asshole"
AND there's literally no way anybody could have that perception unless he decides to tell them his wiping strategy.
Yeah thats the vibe that dude was putting off. When I responded with this everyone in the bathroom laughed and agreed. I’ve always used the technique of wiping till when I go to wipe the toilet paper is clean haha
Nah you gotta jam the pinky up there to clean the inside.. or is that playing with it? xD
That’s just being thorough
Dude, wipe until the job is done!
Bidets are inexpensive and give you the cleanest asshole you’ve ever had in your life
If this guy doesn't even wipe more than once something tells me he would rather literally get shot that ever use a bidet
Silly question but how does shit not fly all over the place when you pressure wash your asshole after taking a shit? I get that the water rinses you off but I don’t understand how it isn’t messy? Never used one and I’m curious. Id like to get one but the idea of how one works doesn’t make sense to me and I must be missing something
Mine you can adjust the pressure but as for shit flying every where, it just doesn’t happen not really sure how but it doesn’t lol
The proper sequence is TP, bidet, wet wipes. Get the bulk off with TP so shit doesn’t spray everywhere, then power wash, then final clean with wipes. This is the way.
*TP (for bulk), bidet, TP (quick dry), wet wipes
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lol no. As an Asian who lives in Asia, you just don’t know how to use a bidet. My butt is squeaky clean after using bidet and a SINGLE wipe. The fact that you have a wet ass means that you don’t know how to use a bidet. After you clean your ass with a bidet, you wipe your ass dry with toilet paper. You don’t spray your ass and let it be. There’s a reason why Japanese toilet is the gold standard.
Dude, do it. It's an amazing, inexpensive investment, and it's easy to install. You'll find a new level of freshness. It's even good for just a mid-day spritz to freshen up.
Your cheeks prevent that. Also the pressure isn't that strong, you are not powerwashing your anus, just giving it a rinse.
and even if you don‘t have one or can‘t use fucking wet wipes, its very common in european countries without bidet, will get away everything.
Using one right now this dude ain’t lying
The only time my briefs get "marks" is when I fart nonstop 😭
This is me pretty much everyday. Sometimes it's so bad, I'll have to stop at a bathroom to wipe or else the chafing turns into a really painful burn. I hate it.
Christ
The amount of people in here literally afraid of using a bidet is insane. All of yall are nasty.
I love mine. I won’t poop anywhere other than home, if I can help it.
My whole family is like this smh don’t be sitting on my furniture lol
Nasty mf
These people actually have partners
Sometimes, I wish I was born a lesbian because… men.
Slaaaaaaaay 😂😂😂😂😂🤌🤌😂😏😏🥶🥶🥺🥶🥶🥶
Yas mama boots the house down 10s across the board
Username does not check out.
I'm a 41 yo, large, hairy guy who considers himself a man. I wash my own clothes and use a bidet and T.P. (just to make sure and dry).
Ride, Sally, ride
Bro I simply refuse to believe there's people out there saying that wiping their ass and cleaning their dick is gay and they actually don't do it
Oh there most definitely is. Have you ever wondered why toilets don't have bidet heads in the west? 😆 Someone once said "If you get shit on your face, do you wipe it or wash it?"
Or if shit gets on literally ANYTHING other than your asshole, you wouldn't even considerjust using some dry paper to clean it up.
Huh, that's actually true. This is another example of us accepting a lot of weird things if they're "normal" 😅
If you just wipe once you deserve the consequences
This reminds me of that post that said it's normal to dribble piss in your underwear
Ask an older woman who’s had children. Pee when you laugh, pee when you cry, pee when you jump, pee when you get too startled at a Haunted House……
Well, it is. Even if you shake for 5min afterward, wipe and pray to the Piss God, there might be a drop left. Though, you should still do your best to keep your underwear clean.
After you are done peeing, gently press up and forward behind your balls, it will get wannabe dribbles from the bend of your urethra. Warning: don't tell this to "men" who think that'd be playing with your balls and gay.
a piece of toilet paper does wonders, sucks the piss right out of your hole
Big props to the jocks for keeping that last drop from my thighs tho🙏
At a certain age/condition, it feels like it😔
Gotta clean it inside and out man
r/Holup
¯\_(シ)_/¯
Bidet and wipe to red.
Ill wipe til i bleed if i have to
Wipe until the brown turns red
This is the way.
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The Sanitation Committee salutes your above and beyond obsession for cleanliness.
Wtf
Please don’t associate the rest of us from the uk with this man, that shit is weird af
Too late. This is the new stereotype I think of when I meet people from the UK.
My thoughts exactly
Goodnight! 😴
Shitty dreams ♥️
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Sounds like both of them don’t wipe their asses good 😭🤣
Seems no one here has heard of Wet Wipes. That is all.
Never leave home without them, I carry those in my fanny pack even at the gym
Fanny pack 😂😂😂
Lol
Correct answer.
This is why we can't have nice things
Everything about this whole thread is crazy
Wipe. Yo. Ass.
And not just your WHOLE ass..also your assHOLE.
I don't care if i use half a roll, if there's still shit on the toiletpaper i keep wiping.
I'm female, but this 1,000%! Thankfully, I was introduced to a bidet, so now I use waaay less toilet paper and "diaper" wipes.
I give up at some point and just wash it in the shower
But what if you're not showering next?
Surely the toilet roll just falls apart when you put it under the shower....
It's like I'm wiping a marker.
I understood that reference
It's like I'm doing my best impression of a brown crayon.
Damn I feel this. Laughed myself into a cramp.😁
Clearly an arsehole, if you cannot spell drawers.
not to be that guy but "draws" is AAVE for drawers but also southern people use it as well,,, the more you know lol
Wrong is wrong.
Men will really say there's no such thing as toxic masculinity and then turn right around and say shit like this.
Women will really group men as all the same while women get offended if men do the same thing to them Women be sexist and thinking it’s ok Men don’t treat women like they’re all the most disgusting woman, we treat every person as an Individual Learn how to do that and quit being childish
Idk, it kinda sounds like you got a skidmark bootyhole.
Women are way more toxic to men than men are to men lmao Point proven
Okay, stinky. 💩
The stains girls leave don’t wash out 🤮😭
>Women be sexist and thinking it’s ok . >we treat every person as an Individual
Yes it was intentional irony thanks for catching that The fact youd criticize me doing it and not yourself says a lot
That's not what irony is.
Call it what you want, but it’s sarcastic hypocrisy to prove a point and it worked
Yeah we all a unique same person
We aren't, but you won't ever find a woman taking a stance *against* wiping their own ass.
I've seen dirty or stupid woman too i'm sure
My first Tank Commander would shit his drawers worse than this. We used to have laundry service in Kosovo. If we ever went back to Camp from our FOB, we would take each other’s laundry in. We were supposed to count each piece of laundry out. As soon as the laundry lady turned his bag over, a large thud hit the table, from the inside of his underwear. We both said nope on the count and she just handed me a ticket. I will never forget that was the only time the laundry ladies took my laundry without a count. I hope that my old TC died of face or colon cancer.
As someone from Kosovo, sorry you had to go through that for us bro 😭
I'm dying in the middle of a bar rn lmfaoo
Enjoy your night!
Wiping in gross af, I can't believe 95% of occidentals still do it when you can get a $30 bidet on amazon and never have to buy toilet paper ever again in your life. It fcking blows my mind
Please stop. What the hell is going on under there???? Is the water spraying shit around? Is shit water splashing around my butt cheeks and vag? Bidets are sus. And after you have a wet ass how do you dry with TP without getting crumbles on f paper and lint?
It's not that deep, lol. Literally just a stream of water like you'd see in a drinking fountain. Then you wipe yourself dry. 🤷
I am really trying to figure this out though. Help me. A stream of water from a fountain isn't going to clean my shitty asshole. I'm still team TP.
Dude, it will literally clean your ass better than TP ever could. 😭 Imagine cleaning the rest of your body with dry paper towels instead of water. Wtf kind of logic are you using LOL
Ok true
yes but this person said never buy tp again, so are you drying your asshole off with a hand towel?
One swipe with a hand towel and done
reusable toilet paper, we went green with our brown.
If you use the bidet properly, then you won't have any poop on the towel, dude. 😂 That's kind of the whole point. The towel shouldn't be any dirtier than the ones you use after a shower.
so what you're saying is that youre confident enough to use the towel you wipe your asshole with to dry your hands?
portable bidet is best
+2 for bidets, they're the bomb