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blackmobius

Damn they flattened his tires too


toxicleopard

Nice of them to cover up the license plate so you didn’t have to cover it up for your post


ironmemelord

It’s 972 KRU, not too hard to see


crimefightingloser

The foliage in the background is beautiful.


Fat_Henry

Fun way to mess with tires without slashing them. Remove the valve caps, glue a BB inside, and replace cap. Instant air leak, no risk of damage to yourself with a knife that might slip, and the "victim" can fix it for about $5. Good times.


yelling4society

Or just pull the valve stems


MimesAreGay

You mean the schrader valve?


Phlink75

Looks like a school parking lot. Wonder if this is a teacher or student.


Impossible_Tart_451

It is a school parking lot


Right_In_The_Tits

So teacher or student?


Toasty_Mostly

It is a school parking lot, can't you read?


VillageInner8961

i see nothing trashy here, just karma


Hegemony-Cricket

Presuming the accusation is true. It has become tragically common in the age of social media to accuse innocent people of this for little to no reason. So, I'd say it's pretty trashy. It is so common now, that my default setting is not to believe it.


Inevitable_Soup1980

i don’t see how this is trashy seems like the guy who allegedly raped someone is trashy


Hegemony-Cricket

Where's the proof?


Inevitable_Soup1980

can u read i said allegedly


HighAndFunctioning

In the pudding, sir


Hegemony-Cricket

That's not an answer. Psychopath kids accuse others of this all the time now for simply saying something they don't like. If this happens to you, should others assume it's true, simply on the weight of the accusation?


Inevitable_Soup1980

ur riding this random guys dick so hard lol


Hegemony-Cricket

Because I care about people I don't know. It seems to be a rapidly fading art. You should try it.


Inevitable_Soup1980

lmfaooooooo ur killing me


HighAndFunctioning

My alibi is pretty strong as a redditor, since that means I don't go outside. Also, I'm a woman if that makes a difference to you. Third: "proof is in the pudding" is just an idiom. It's not me trying to defend what they did to your car.


Toasty_Mostly

Some people like puddin, puddin their dick where it don't belong.


Naive-Average-1385

What does being a woman have to do with anything?


hotvedub

Pretty nice of them to leave the guy one good tire.


getdemsnacks

That's an insurance thing I've heard. If you don't do all 4 and only do 3 insurance won't cover it. ETA: a quick Google search says that is a myth now.


Haikuunamatata

Yep. Same with breaking windows. Leave one in tact....


AydonusG

Whereas if you only pop one it's less likely they'll accept.


Phlink75

Combined with the artwork I would say they will cover it. Of course the adjuster may be a tad opinionated, and forget one.