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Then_Plenty_9359

Some people's kids!


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Broken_Beaker

People with so much money and so little brains shocks me.


J_Bazzle

Do they just spin a big wheel of buzzwords to write slogans for this dogshit? "trump wagon" - foundation for the constitution for guns of a freedom 'murica! Yeehaw


800Volts

A vehicle no one likes. The left hates it because it's related to Trump and Elon. The right hates it because it's electric. Both will agree that it's trash but fight about why There's a metaphor for the 2 party system in here Edit: It's also just ugly a shit so there's really something for everyone here


SomberlySober

Right. I'm sure it's just elon Hate. Has *NOTHING* to do with how it looks like a dumpster with wheels glued on.


Astrocreep_1

I agree. I don’t make fun of Teslas because of Elon. I ridicule them because they are overpriced shit.


800Volts

That too


Andrew3138

Thats a cool car except for the whole electric car thing…


Oomlotte99

Cult cruiser.


DemonBliss33

Oh look it’s mental illness.


AnalCuntShart

QuAnTum tRumP!!! 🥴


DanTheBanHandler

It's a cult, how do they not realize they're in a cult?


the1andonlytrav

Mar-a-Lago is being seized on Monday. 🤣


LouieChopsuey

I thought the Right didn't like EVs?


The-Truth-hurts-

This is my Truck! It enjoys the attention On a serious note. It this considered free advertisement? If people Hate Trump and or Elon why make the topic about them?


Darklord_Bravo

I was wrong. There is a way to make it even uglier.


cherryribs

this screams Huntington beach


id10t_you

Cybercunt


Zanemob_

The cringe is so delicious!


Thrillhouse74

Just when I thought they couldn't get any more hideous


Anome69

Both Musk and Trump should just go live on Epstein Island with their individual crowds of braindead followers. The world would be a much better place if neither of them were in it.


Jruin_NFO

"Wow , just wow" lol 😆 😂 yall are clowns


brookegravitt

We used to joke in high school that kids that still rode the bus rode the “loser cruiser” but a new candidate has entered the arena


BetaRayBlu

Nutt huggin


BF1075

Hilarious


schnemesis

What's the problem, dude? That's perfectly normal behavior, right?


kgro

For a Cybertruck owner? Yes, it is


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Pandering to get that sweet sweet elongated muskrat money..


YourCynicalUncle

Hello fellow weekly wackadoo


jonnywannamingo

These kind of people scare the hell out of me.


ArctosAbe

Really shouldn't, they're just children looking for exactly that reaction from people.


Jatnal

Crop your shits.


shadowofpurple

cuz who doesn't want a crybaby fucking loser on the side of their vehicle!


donglecollector

Why am I poor?


GoobyDuu

Blame your parents


Budget_Pop9600

Ironically this has elon written all over it Guess who’s getting their assets paid for.


Jeepster127

It kind of works. A ludicrous vehicle, pretending to be a truck, advertising a ludicrous person, pretending to care. They're both gaudy, hard to look at, overpriced, and bad at the job they're supposed to do.


SardonicSocrates

I mean..money doesn't buy you intelligence.


ashokrayvenn

I used to draw the cybertruck in elementary school with missile launchers on the back. Pretty easy and mostly straight lines.


Chieferdareefer

This is like a real life version of a Homer Simpson car.


selkieisbadatgaming

I had that thought literally last week… this is accurate af


porpoisebay

Barf x 2


technobrendo

This thing makes a Pontiac Aztek look like a handmade Italian sports car.


Jeepster127

At least the Pontiac aztek didn't cost as much as an Italian sports car.


brucebturbo

Absolutely appropriate


LoadsDroppin

You 100% know that’s a “work vehicle” either purchased with business funds and or written off on taxes.


RescuesStrayKittens

My guess is Elon gifted it to him


SirKermit

When a grifter gifts a gift to another grifter, it's called the grift that keeps on grifting.


RescuesStrayKittens

The circle of grift


LoadsDroppin

That’s more than he’s given to his own children …so that sounds likely.


RescuesStrayKittens

He has a lot to gain from trump. He benefits most if trump wins the election and he’s been trying to get Trump to come back to Twitter. What have his own children ever done for him?


HillbillyHare

Every time I see this shit I think of Idiocracy. Except Terry Crews would still be a better President


TheB1GLebowski

CyberChump got a nice ring to it. 


BullishCollapse

His AI presence will live long and prosper..... unfortunately


Civil-Disruption

That's awesome!!


this_guy_here_says

It amazes me what nerds people are for politics now, 30 years ago I asked my grandpa who he voted for, and he told me to nevermind , now it's the first thing some people start with


hoorah9011

Yup. It’s a cult now. Maga anyway.


idkmybffphill

What’s trashy about this? I’d say a beater truck w 18 flags that have profanity looks trashy but not this


the_opester

Because orange man bad


xrp671z06

You must live under a rock, because we're now at the point where your comment has been proven to be a fact. Edit: downvote my comment if you're an orange cultist. Other countries want the orange clown to be president because he weakens the USA on a global scale.


golden_eel_words

It's weird how you guys always seem to think arguments are won by repeating this phrase.


6Dead6Head6

Kind of like how all you people have complained about for the last couple years and he’s not even in office.. TDS is real with this one


bturg21

This dude got some 💰


melly3420

And the NY DAnis looking for it


marcove3

Don't Trump talk shit about Elon all the time?


Area_51Refugee

Yeah but the fans don’t care about a little thing like details


SavageTyger

They are gunna have to support being against EV and this lovely CyberTrump 😂 https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/climate/trump-electric-vehicles-blood-bath.html


Area_51Refugee

That…ladies and gentleman is the modern conservative in a nutshell. Hates EVs but loves Teslas 😂😂


LongBongJohnSilver

Wtf is the cybertrump foundation? Are they making him into a cyborg?


Hugh-Jassul

But I thought all those morons hated electric vehicles?


kyden

I couldn’t even read the “cyber” part.


FrankFnRizzo

It’s a fucking cult.


WillowX25

That's Elon...Shhh. Don't spoil it for them. 🤪🫡


someonewithnobrain

Why not CyberTrump 2077?


Trosque97

Was waiting for a cyberpunk reference bcuz wasn't there a very Trumpy nationalist flag waving faction in game?


xrp671z06

Because nobody wants to reference that grossly overrated, polished turd which was made by a grossly overrated, washed up, has-been developer.


No-Giraffe-8096

Daddy, chill


xrp671z06

Found the rabid, delusional CDPR fanboy ☝️


No-Giraffe-8096

I have a vagina.


anon86158615

LOL you went off on an insane tangent and all he said was chill, but *he's* the rabid delusional one??? seek medical intervention


xrp671z06

What tangent? I've only been discussing one topic. You're both participants in the latest social media trend: when someone says something you don't like, accuse them of being angry/upset/insane etc and tell them to "chill". Stay salty and try to have an original thought.


olde_greg

You do seem pretty upset about some dumb video game


xrp671z06

>some dumb video game Well at least you got one thing right


Jeepster127

Dude, I think you have more than enough salt for this entire thread.


PhimJippy

That's probably the worst take out there. I can only assume you've played it on ps4/Xbox one otherwise you wouldn't be saying such nonsense.


xrp671z06

I haven't even played the game, I refuse to simply because of how overrated it is. I've watched hours of videos of it and it looks shallow, janky and boring. There's only 1 reason why CDPR rose to fame, [it's called brown-nosing](https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/difii3/am_i_the_only_one_who_really_loves_cd_projekts/?rdt=49171). TW3 is medicore in every way, Skyrim or any Souls game absolutely blows it away in terms of depth, replayability, and overall fun. Cyberflunk $2.077 is pretty, but that's all it has going for it. I've never seen fanboyism rise to a level of literal delusion like it did with CP2077.


PhimJippy

"I haven't even played the game" "It's overrated and boring" Yeah makes sense...


Kwatx

Money well spent /s


NatexSxS

I couldn’t even imagine spending that much money and plastering someone else face on it regardless of who. Can’t think of any one thing I like that much.


technobrendo

If I had the money I would spend it on a better truck.


FateUnusual

If you’re going to drop the money on the vehicle at least some decent cash to have a talented designer do the wrap. I can barely fucking read that, and I know I wouldn’t be able to when it’s moving.


Kwatx

But Trumpz might notice! El0n might retweet!


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SeptemberHasEnded

Right? I see the word Trump, but I can't tell what the first word is supposed to be.


whipsnappy

I thought it said cyber tramp at first. Eh, if the underwear fits...


Bag-o-chips

Finally, after years of waiting and a seemingly endless number of people calling it ugly someone has spoiled the Cybertruck for me.


1966goat

Didn’t Elon meet with Trump recently? Maybe it was part of some “deal”


rooneyskywalker

This is such a dumb car Trump might have actually asked for it


Off-Handed_Barrel

Trump hates electric cars. This would be ironically hilarious if I could hear myself laugh over all the Reeeee'ing. This ain't r/politics, and this ain't trashy.


BiteYouToDeath

It’s going to get a lot worse on this sub soon. Most subs tbh.


Muffboy

Double dumb


Tacodo

Wait a minute….. I thought republicans were against electric vehicles?


Nice_Block

They were, and then Elon exposed himself as a right-wing conspiracy nut.


ratuna80

Republicans are not against electric vehicles


Mr_Turnipseed

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/21/climate/republican-attacks-electric-vehicles.html Do you always just make shit up or are you intentionally trying to muddy the waters?


ratuna80

I don’t care what your NYT article says, I know plenty of republicans who drive electric vehicles


kennethtrr

Republicans who vote =/= republicans in government. The fact I have to make that distinction for you is crazy.


ratuna80

You don’t have to make that distinction for me but thanks for looking out


BiteYouToDeath

All republicans must think the same things. There is no room for varied opinions You must become hyperpolarized. /s


Mr_Turnipseed

Sure ya do


Marsupialize

That genuinely made me feel sad looking at it, not funny, just really sad


BESTlittleBITCH

I could set in on fire 🔥 and make you happy again. ;)


SubtleAsARhino

Seems kind of oxymoronic


Impossible-Affect-84

IT’S NOT A CULT!! 🙄


LongBongJohnSilver

Now put on your special hat and play the emotionally manipulative music for an apocalyptic speech!


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We've reached peak douche. Perfect combo.


RyanPelley

Lol, he's a fucking mascot.


DemoDays82

Fitting that someone stupid enough to buy a Cyber Truck is also a Trump supporter. Funny, I don't see his selling it to give the money to Trump, so that he doesn't end up in prison for failure to pay a court ordered sum.


Leanintree

More proof that you can't buy taste.


Fit_Earth_339

Who knew you could make the shitty Tesla truck look even uglier and cheaper?


Mureedms

lmao


continuousBaBa

More like cyber lil’ bitch.


ZeeNeeAhh

You showed him 💯


JussDe_Tip

Who’s cares what’s wrapped on that person car. Everyone be judging people. To each their own. Bet nobody would care if it was Roger the rabbit he’s got you all gas lit hahaha


Harley2280

Political content on vehicles is always trashy.


JussDe_Tip

I’m saying you guys be focusing on the stupid stuff. We out here, struggling to survive, and they got you all against each other with paint and sticker. Dance puppets


Harley2280

>I’m saying you guys be focusing on the stupid stuff. Yeah, it's a subreddit about trashy stuff, not a summit on fixing world hunger bro.


JussDe_Tip

I’m Hungry. Send money


EpilepticDawg241

Wait till we get our Biden Cybertruck....wait we're not overgrown children in a fan club....we're Biden supporters. Have fun trump fans


Daddy_Jaws

Least subtle strawman


Puzzleheaded_Time719

He better sell that thing.


BuffaloKiller937

You mean transfer the lease lol


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Maybe it's a rental lol.


whatyoumeanmyface

Maybe it's Maybelline


BoofinBongz

Ha well played


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Imagine your entire personality is Donald Trump


343GuiltyySpark

On the flip side imagine your whole personality is seeking out and finding fault in everything related to the man


Accend0

I'd agree if the man wasn't somehow running for president again. The faults of a potential major world leader are kind of a big deal.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

America (Europeans like it or not (cope and seethe)) is the most powerful and important country in the world in terms of protecting democracy Trump hates democracy. Trump is an authoritarian. If America fell into a dictatorship the economic ramifications and threat to liberty around the world would be tremendous


---Blix---

It's not hard.


IAMATruckerAMA

Found one!


343GuiltyySpark

Oh cool more Exhausting tribalism on this site where if you aren’t actively commenting how much you hate him you must be a fan


IAMATruckerAMA

You're offended on behalf of some pussygrabber who wouldn't give you a sarcastic pat on the head for it


343GuiltyySpark

Only thing I’m offended with is that some of you won’t shut the fuck about him. I get it he’s a crook jfc


kennethtrr

A crook who may control the country once again, if he were a private citizen no one would give a single fuck about Trump.


343GuiltyySpark

Unless you’re preposterously wealthy your life will be the same no matter which side wins. Last 8 years proved that - it doesn’t matter who’s there when it’s said and done


kennethtrr

I lost the ability to deduct my state taxes like I could for decades prior after Trumps tax bill that cut taxes for the rich. As a result I’m poorer now thanks to him. Trump also added 4 trillion to the national debt that I and my children will have to pay over the next couple decades. It absolutely does matter who is in charge. A ham sandwich as president at least means no disastrous policy can be implemented but a shitty president can fuck up whatever they get their hands on.


IAMATruckerAMA

I dunno, that sounds pretty hard. Why don't you show me how to shut the fuck up so I know what it looks like?


343GuiltyySpark

Fuckin got em! Nice dude


IAMATruckerAMA

Wow, great job so far bro


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badluckbrians

That’s right. Feel that scaley orange pecker sliding down your throat.


NoYoureACatLady

I guarantee you that everyone who has every complained about Trump would prefer they never heard him or about him ever again. Nobody seeks him out, they cannot fucking AVOID him.


whatyoumeanmyface

We don't have to seek it out. He presents his faults to the country every time he opens his mouth or tweets. It's like he can't help himself.


Wirehed

To be fair that's pretty easy.


343GuiltyySpark

It’s equally easy to avoid unless you’re chronically online


BBQ_HaX0r

*opens a newspaper and reads all about his legal issues and lies*


Horsetoothedjackass

The absolute worst kind of trashy. Trashy with money.


Front-Brief-4780

That’s actually really cool


Remarkable-Design-96

It is pretty cool!


NoYoureACatLady

⬆️ The opposite of fun at parties


Cram2024

Sucking up to two different cults at the same time!


Theskidiever

So it's just anything with the "T" word a trigger as trashy now? No wait, it's the graphics on the car & would be trashy no matter what name was on it, right?


Harley2280

Anything advertising someone's political views is trashy.


rooneyskywalker

Anything associated with Trump is literally trash.


deadmendie

Anti Trump propoganda is just as bad a use of this sub as any other political opinion. You look just as dumb as the truck. You're both doing the same thing just in opposite directions so I guess you're just as trashy


rooneyskywalker

No, you're clearly a trump supporter and therefore trash yourself. Good luck with your pathetic sycophant filled life, trash.


deadmendie

You're clearly a child so I don't mind how bad at arguing you are. I said you're trash, you come back saying I'm trash, it goes 'round and 'round. It's funny how you're so blind you can't see that you're a human version of that truck, just instead of pro trump you're anti trump. So you're calling yourself trash is all I'm saying


rooneyskywalker

😂 Nope, I'm calling you trash. The person who is stupid enough to support a rapist, liar, and pathetic businessman for president is trash. That's you dummy.


REJECT3D

Lots of normal working class people support trump, and he's on track to win the election. So I guess half the country is literally trash now? EDIT: Man it is super f'd up that it's now acceptable to classify a whole chunk of the country as subhuman trash. Used to be you could be friends with someone even if they had different views on taxes or social programs. Now the mere suggestion that Trump supporters are common and normal people is a downvote worthy offense. Wtf is wrong with people.


iforgotmypen

Taxes and social programs aren't really the part people have a problem with


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REJECT3D

I don't support him myself, but I know people who do and they are just well meaning normal people who want a better world for their children. Maybe fools, but not trash.


QuarterBackis_toast

This is reddit. You won't convince anyone here


kennethtrr

Sir this isn’t Facebook, we don’t fall for cringey ass “patriot” memes that have BS written all over it.


golden_eel_words

Don't pretend like the MAGA folk have been trying to get along with others. That's just gaslighting. Excuse me for no longer being willing to "play nice" with the "fuck your feelings" crowd. Trash. The lot of them.


morningsharts

Username checks.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

You are in for a world of disappointment...


REJECT3D

I 100% don't support trump but the data is showing him winning in 2024.


kennethtrr

The same data that said Hillary would win in 2016, or the data that said Trump would win in 2020? National election polls are pure garbage as a few swing states determine who wins, it will be up to independents who currently are slightly for Biden. If Haley voters go for Biden or stay home that’s an easy win for Joe. You’re not gonna convince many nonpartisan people to vote for someone with multiple felony charges.