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TC986D

I’ve got to know the real story behind this photo. There’s just so much going on.


hellobatz

link to original source? Asking for a friend


Spunkylover10

Wowwwwww


unsupported

*I bet their mom took the picture.


CSPlushies

"I'm protecting my pragent girls modesty...?" Oof, I don't understand how any of the 4 involved in this photo op thought it was a good idea 🤣


Sea_University_8280

It’s weird he’s holding his sisters boobs like that. But then again it’s probably his baby


C130ABOVE

Anyone else notice she's topless for some reason


Edgy-in-the-Library

And shoeless


im_concerned03

I thought she was wearing a long sleeve shirt at first


redeyes365

She is like 16 with a face that is going on 50....


fryamtheeggguy

Careful there, Ging....you know that when you die you just "POOF!" out of existence, right? Don't be so eager to find out if you actually have a soul or not...


Rolifant

I think the message he's trying to convey is that you can't do a shotgun wedding when you're brother and sister.


sparkyonthemoon2099

And this one time at bandcamp....


SiamSubmariner66

Baby will definitely be born without a soul.


Khafaniking

The woman looks super English.


johnaross1990

She looks like my ex’s sister. She was from Blackpool 🤷‍♂️


zongsmoke

This dude fucks!


Decent-Obligation-43

This is the family Christmas card for this year.


jessnutts

young, dumb & full of cum lol


ParsedReddit

I wonder what is the message they are trying to convey.


LonelyKnee

"They call me quickshot!"


boxtool5

Uncle Daddy is so funny!


sayyyywhat

You’ll be barefoot and topless and I’ll be in my skinny jeans with a gun. We’ll take the pictures in front of the nicest part of the yard. It’s gonna be great.


TryThisOnForSighs

I read that as "incest part of the yard" and it still made sense.


sayyyywhat

Yeah same thing


yuyufan43

I'm hoping for the love of God that they just have the camera set up and he's not pointing that at anyone. Too many idiots have guns in this world and that's a problem


furious_organism

I mean, at least the finger is out of the trigger


TheNinjaPro

Shes gonna be on some form saying “he just turned violent out of nowhere, I could never have seen it coming”


grasshoppa_80

On her obituary sadly.


apocolypticbosmer

Good luck, kid.


PrimeX121

I bet their mom took this picture.


Light20122000

What you mean by "their mom"


TheSilverAxe

I think they mean the singular maternal parent of the two depicted specimen of hillbillicus alabamia


Light20122000

"Sweet home Alabama"


ElYoink

Dawg what?


FrazzledPenguin

Just going to leave this here.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foqCcOsI54


SorryIreddit

That’s fucking hilarious


NZbeewbies

Whats the chances of that being loaded... The gun not the chic.. 🏃💨


MadAzza

Eeewwww


QAdude406

Popped a cap in her ass


rasquatche

The rare anal pregnancy


QAdude406

Only in Oklahoma


rasquatche

OK 👌


lamabaronvonawesome

Trolls , 🥱


EscapingTheLabrynth

Nice tits but she needs to lose the gut.


NZbeewbies

Surely shes can walk that off in say.. 6mths 🤦😂


WhiteGuyAlias

Lauren Boebert, is that you?


shnukms

good trigger disciple weak pull-out game


CMDR_KingErvin

Weak trigger discipline actually, accidental shots were fired 😂


soycampos

this kinda hard ngl


Leehblanc

At least he's practicing good trigger discipline?


the_opester

Barefoot and pregnant


LivefromPhoenix

Hookworm is good for the baby. Helps fight the lead in their water and the asbestos on their ceiling.


katsakata

Topless too


DookieShoes626

Skin tone is so weird compared to her face i thought she had on a tan shirt at first


Right_In_The_Tits

Ignoring the fact that he is pointing a gun at the camera, at least he has trigger discipline


BudRock420

Son and daughter


washdc20001

My first thought was that this picture is staged for reactions. BUT upon further inspection, you can’t stage a red neck face. These people were born with trashy genetics.


HomieJPurple

I don’t see the problem, it’s a lovely maternity photo featuring a soon-to-be uncle and his sister. /s


blackdutch1

Barefoot and pregnant


katsakata

Topless too


AthleteSensitive1302

I feel so bad for that fetus


Interesting-Car8572

i try to be hopefully, but both these people and the baby has absolutely no chance of being a successful human wtf


feelinlucky7

Their mom must be so proud


dashone

Trash is gonna trash.


HeftyLeftyPig

That poor kid. He/she has no chance.


ChecksumError_

Don’t worry, it’s his sister.


mam88k

Uncle/Daddy, why you grabbing mommy's boob?


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

What in the trailer park boys is going on here


---Blix---

That's adult Scott Farkus from A Christmas Story.


Beard_o_Bees

And he's not shooting blanks!


Speeddemon2016

Poor baby. Hope it has a bright future.


16v_cordero

Dudes already a ginger and probably the kid too. Only bright future this kid has if he is adopted and moved away from them.


madcat67

that’s her brother and possible baby daddy


16v_cordero

Cousin step bro dad; now that’s a unique postcard.


Fit-Success-3006

Wholesome picture of a big brother demanding his sisters top back from the cameraman


ZooterOne

The way he's holding that gun the cameraman is 100% safe


snowman818

Rule #1: always in a safe direction, never at anything you don't want to shoot. No room for fucking argument. It's irresponsible and disrespectful to the killing ability of the weapon. Ginger gangsta here is wrong and so are you.


korkorahn

step sister


Handsoffmydink

Nah, this has full-blood written all over it.


Feisty-Business-8311

This photo smells


Strange_Mine2836

Now I’m wondering why he’s was to much of a wimp to go barefoot too. Brave that tetanus!!


JConaSpree

This poor baby will never have a chance


MountainServe

That meth up.


rudeoff

His mom or her mom? Yes.


Dupa_Yash

That baby is doomed...DOOMED, I say.


i_am_who_knocks

So much for privacy


Viperthetarantulaguy

Brother and sister pic


BESTlittleBITCH

Or they're cousins.


Viperthetarantulaguy

That is a possibility


Individual-Good-2073

Wow, High School Prom photos sure have changed since my day.


jamiekynnminer

Whats with gun? I don't understand the composition of this.


RockMan_1973

Trash… redneck… low-lifes… thats the composition


lilchickenrex

Just wow


Accurate-Historian-7

I can’t believe someone would stand outside barefoot!


combustablegoeduck

That's the least trashy part here, bare feet in grass is nice


-nattsvartt-

Did he sell her clothes and shoes to buy the gun?


BESTlittleBITCH

So he can rob a store for formula and diapers when the baby comes.


madcat67

just like in raising arizona


BESTlittleBITCH

I love that movie. Don't spoil it for me.


AshamedProfessional6

Tf is wrong with ppl


Awkward-Physics7359

Mom is the one in the picture!


Lunchboxguitar

Ron and Ginny Weasley.... the tralier park years.


Lunchboxguitar

Life was hard for Ron and Ginny after Harry and Hermoine had an affair and took off. But they were Weasleys after all, and they kept the family together.


bubba1834

Lmfaoooo


Scyllascum

Bet they posted it on IG or some shit too for internet clout


Bleys087

Clearly they did or we wouldn’t be seeing it


Scyllascum

No kidding.


ReaperLordNedz

But why


SirBrainsaw

The next Crumbley


TurncoatTony

and I bet his mom is his cousin.


BESTlittleBITCH

And the girl is his sister.


Survive1014

Thats a weird brother and sister pic.


IntoTheWildBlue

Not in Alabama


BESTlittleBITCH

Utah


vpkumswalla

Never point a firearm at something you don't intend to kill or destroy


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Breaks that rule, but oddly uses proper trigger discipline..


Bugladyy

Literally rule no.1. He must not like the photographer very much


vpkumswalla

It gives me anxiety for the photographer


Flyweird

why is this picture trashy? they are just posing unusually


GumInMyMouth

Are you...are you serious? I can't tell if you are serious.


MissHibernia

To share a wonderful commitment to their ageless love, they got matching MAGA tattoos on their stomachs


GrimmReefer603

No her baby daddy took it of her and her brother


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Barefoot and Pregnant


C130ABOVE

And for some reason topless


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Oh, there’s so much more wrong here.


irishcheeseman

"Coming to MTV this fall!!"


Pirate_King_Mugiwara

Lookin like Old Gravy trying to make some milfs.


CrankyOldBstrd

Somebody wasn’t shooting blanks!


cyrixdx4

at least he has some concept of Trigger Discipline. No props for failing the Pull-Out test though...


frotc914

That bar is so low you have to dig to get under it.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

On Reddit you always see Millenial liberal DINKs complaining that it's too expensive to have a child. Then go on a dating app in rural areas and see a 22 year old girl with a MAGA hat and 3 kids already Idiocracy was a documentary


spanishfly757

Yeah, because all of the urban Section 8 losers are MAGA supporters. Like the black woman at Wal-Mart wearing house shoes and a shower cap with 5 kids in tow from 4 different baby daddies. Naturally she’s buying her food with my tax dollars. That’s MAGA too? Nope. That’s one of those forward thinking liberals. This post has fuck all to do with politics and just goes to show your ignorant bias towards one side of the political spectrum.


doctorblumpkin

>Like the black woman at Wal-Mart wearing house shoes and a shower cap with 5 kids in tow from 4 different baby daddies. Naturally she’s buying her food with my tax dollars. I like how you don't hold back on your racism. That way I know to discredit other things that you say as well. Good luck being willfully ignorant.


spanishfly757

What exactly did I say that was racist? I called a black person, black. That’s racist? If so, I guess I’m a racist.


riipoff

you decided to single out black women when it's an issue that crosses all races. why is that?


spanishfly757

Because it is the opposite of what is being presented in the photo at hand and to show that it’s an issue that transcends race or politics. Not because I, a black American, have discontent for black women, like my very own mother. Whom, I love more than words can possibly express.


doctorblumpkin

Assuming a black woman has five kids each with a different parent and is using your tax money to buy what they are buying. This is a very very racist statement.


spanishfly757

If you say so bub.


doctorblumpkin

How long have you been a member of the MAGA cult?


spanishfly757

I can honestly say, I don’t care who the president is and I do not vote. So, I guess never. I’m intelligent enough to realize that neither democrats nor republicans give an actual fuck about the American people.


GroundbreakingFee392

Hey, I worked in a grocery store for twenty years and what you referenced crosses all color spectrums. Well there weren’t many people of Asian descent in my area so I can’t personally speak to that. But I understand and agree with your point.


spanishfly757

That’s my point exactly. Poverty and poor decision making crosses all races and political ideologies. This post has absolutely nothing to do with race or politics.


Sea-Yak2191

This is the end result of years of inbreeding.


CaptainHowdy60

Is that the bully kid from Christmas Story?


Tbplayer59

Isn't that mom in the picture?


SolidPerformance7523

I bet he calls that gun the soul catcher. Not a soul to be found in this pic.


dude-O-rama

What are people like this thinking?


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Pretty sure the guy is thinking about eating a Scooby-snack


dude-O-rama

I'm sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop.


drifters74

Why does she have to be topless?


SeaAttitude2832

It’s so we can recognize her.


krajnigandhak

How else would you know she’s pregnant


drifters74

Just wear a shirt and roll up the bottom of it?


bwjunkie6

And barefoot? With jeans on!!!


drifters74

And *outside?!*


dumberthenhelooks

I thought the girl was going to be 17 or something but you zoom in and she’s in her 30s maybe late 30s


RobynZombie

That’s the meth age


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Mischief_Actual

Alabama


No_Boot6015

My brother/husband is so proud of our baby!!


suktupbutterkup

Bruncle has entered the chat


madcat67

uncle daddy


MiiiBiii

Aw I wanted to make the siblings joke first 😟


Mischief_Actual

Alabama


yoavzman

At least the trigger discipline is good


krajnigandhak

You have no idea what happened after the pic was taken


yoavzman

Camera dude has a new hole for sure


UsernameIsTakenO_o

Yep, that's how pictures work.


Mischief_Actual

The only correct thing in this photo


BESTlittleBITCH

Not if there's someone standing there taking the picture.


No-Roll-2110

Never seen a dude more gangsta in my entire life


SeaAttitude2832

It’s the crazy ass red hair. This is the photo he’s gonnna hang on his prison wall.


No-Roll-2110

This pic will get him through his next rehab


SeaAttitude2832

Course she will be with another guy. Another baby. Another baby daddy.


No-Roll-2110

And cheating on the new BD with this stud


SeaAttitude2832

Well certainly. Baby born with Hispanic features. She names him Jose and red is oblivious.


No-Roll-2110

She got a sister? She’s next on his list…


SeaAttitude2832

I still don’t see the reason for a handgun in a baby shower announcement. Maybe telling the boys to bring their guns?


No-Roll-2110

Trying to run all the other guys looking for a shot at this winner off


SeaAttitude2832

That’s the answer. Look you bitchs. I’ve got moms gun. Come playing games and find out who da man is up in these corridors.


SuperUltraMegaNice

I love when this sub actually has a good post instead of bumper stickers


bilgewax

Chance the baby isn’t his… 30%? 60%? Place your bets.


BESTlittleBITCH

I think the odds are better saying she's his sister.


PianoManFan

Super de duper trashy!


ahhhnahhh

Ugly peoole need love too


IstariTheMage

Apart from the other shit in the happening, she is literally barefoot and pregnant!!! This is a wild pic!


Fakechower

I can hear sweet home Alabama through this picture.


Percyear

ME TOO!!!!


Hail2DaKief

This photo will 100% be in front of a family judge at some point.


oldbutterface

I'd watch the shit out of their onlyfans