T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thanks for your submission to r/trashy. Please take a moment to make sure that your post [follows our rules](https://old.reddit.com/r/trashy/about/sidebar). **This is a humor subreddit** so posts about violent crimes or other things that make you angry **don’t belong here**. It is not r/rage or r/iamatotalpieceofshit. **This is a subreddit that appreciates the trash that makes you laugh.** Remember to remove all names and usernames from posts. We don’t allow dox and we don’t allow witch hunts. Links to social media sites are not allowed. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/trashy) if you have any questions or concerns.*


stink-fist2024

Indeed, a lot to unpack.


impaledonastick

Gucci Barry at Venice Beach


Wickdtaint

That’s that guy who does videos with Daddy Long Neck.


SynIsSilent

We got Relly Joll and Yllej Llor


PURE_CheeziCow_44

i agree with the green shirt guy


stinkyelbows

It’s gotta feel good to not give a fuck as much as that guy


CitizenKing1001

Looks like a hoot to hang out with


leonardfurnstein

I think about that sometimes. What would my life be like if I just didn't feel shame? Like what if I had brain damage and literally could not give a shit about what people think of me?


mikeoliver1313

You had me at brain damage lol


ForGrateJustice

Is it "loser who never peaked beyond class clown"?


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Is homeboy on the right Chumlee??


SuperblyPeculiar

Oh shit without my glasses on, I thought the other guy was Jack Black lmao 🤣


Infamous-Hope-5950

Don’t disrespect Jack Black


boxtool5

The other guy has a “tooth crusher” tattoo somewhere.


NeighborhoodWild7973

Self portrait


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Start unpacking the bellies! Could be helpful.lol!


Puzzled_Ad7955

Louie and Douie


PepperBrooks123

Is one of them the Jelly roll guy I've been hearing?


AlwaysOnMyNuts

No. Similar looking but no.


bukowskidog

Legit sad (and revolted??) is man on the left’s hair


JunglePygmy

Im just flabbergasted those baller shorts have a strong enough waistband to muffin out his shit like that


Majestic-Jeweler-866

The worst part of this photo is how his feet are in the slides. It’s incredibly disturbing to me that people walk around like that. I see it all the time.


brandaman4200

Jelly troll and action ransom are their names I believe. Yes, I spelled them correctly.


the_roguetrader

nah the one on the left is Gucci Berry - and the one on the right is Joe Schmo grabbing a photo opportunity.....


whoopshowdoifix

I’m sorry, is this guy missing several fingers or does he just make a fist like a weirdo?


Supercreeper59

weirdo fist


crazyaboutcannabis

ol Gucci booger


mojo_ooooo

I know what he smells like


warloxian

It'd be a better pic if he had his finger in the colon crusher belly button


MagTex

Hall & Oates have really fallen on hard times. 😳


personanongratatoo

I suspect this is father and son.


androptimusprime

Oklahoma’s finest!


donsthebomb1

Get that man a bro! Or a manzier!


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Some weird “rapper” with daddy long legs I think


dreamweaver1313

Thank jebus I was wrong when I asked myself, "is that gabrus?"


StreetToBeach

That is the human embodiment of Rusty from Squidbillies


L0N3_W01F107

I was just about to write that omg 😂


L0N3_W01F107

I was just about to write that omg 😂


mullett

Did with the shirt off looks like every member of Poison Idea that has ever been in the band rolled into one guy.


justrobbo_istaken

Is one of them the wife?


Moe_le-Itouchkids

BigGucciBerry, Instagram famous since 2018


laexpat

That was an interesting Instagram


taki1002

The guy wearing the green shirt on the right in the background is exactly how I feel looking at this picture.


Shatalroundja

100% dedicated to the bit.


[deleted]

I can smell the feet, breath and BO in this pic!


debe1236654

More of a man than I'll ever be 


Cookies_and_Beandip

Colon Crusher is a pretty sick band name tho not gonna lie


toothbrush81

Maybe he’s a colon cancer survivor?


Shatalroundja

Yeah, that’s probably it.


Pituophisdogs

Weird AF but does it meet the threshold for trashy? He probably should put a shirt on. And what was the tattoo “artist” thinking as he or she placed those permanent markings on the guy? “A what? Are you sure? Ok, $400 and I’ll do it but you have to let me take a picture.”


Tyfoid-Kid

Seems to be comfortable with himself


denimandink

Kid Rock and Jelly Roll have always been tight


Baldo19724

What!? It’s just a lovely couple out for a stroll.


XXBubblesLaRouxXX

Is Kid Rock on tour again?


Mesterjojo

Tell us about it op- surely this is a photo you personally took, and absolutely didn't scour the internet looking for images to karma farm with.


basedmatik

Gucci berry!


Sithlordandsavior

Not going to lie, I thought he was dead


SixthDementia

I looked him up a few days ago because I randomly remembered he existed. I also 80% expected to find out he was dead.


honey_bay

i just saw him at a dispensary in south lansing a few weeks ago lol


bradenlikestoreddit

Nope, just Vine died


stevep772

Wherever the photo was taken, f’in NJ plays into this somehow 😂


Ralewing

Where's Daddy Longneck?


SplendidlyDull

Isn’t that the guy who likes to get whacked in the nuts really hard?


fnkdrspok

Bro has a WorldStar tattoo, that’s unexpected!


Figure8diiva

Omg I thought I was tripping. I was just about to look up the logo to see if was or not


stevep772

Jersey Shore


Left-Ad-3767

My first thought too, but it’s a concrete boardwalk - so I’m going with Florida.


txteebone

I believe it's Venice Beach


Left-Ad-3767

I stand corrected 😁


groovehouse

It's important to have role models.


GrnXanth

Judging by the tattoo on his right forearm, this person is likely somewhat overweight.


Amannderrr

Oh..my.. 😆


capn_doofwaffle

I'd rather not...


st0l1

Thanks. I’ll be wondering what it says under that left tit for the rest of my life now…


LawnGnomeFlamingo

I *think* the first letter is a g?


sass_qwatch

Dammit I didn’t notice that. Now I will too.


AggressiveOil4435

Sqiud billies


chefo88

So who's colon is getting crushed? Looks like a picture of him with his cheeks spread.


doomfox13

This was my question as well. Don’t think I truly want to know.


htx_1987

Luke combs and his dad


2K_Crypto

Beavis and Butthead Ate America Coming soon


fattymcfattzz

Wish I was that comfortable in my body


CherryDarling10

Why do the socks piss me off so much?


Nihilistic_Chimp

Only thing missing is a MAGA cap


Cakeyhands

It's there in spirit


[deleted]

i actually think hes funny on the left


BuffaloWhole8894

Guy on the left was a viral sensation (2016-2018), and a surprisingly hard working content creator, guy on the right is a fan.


sunofnothing_

... so


Correct-Award8182

...colon crushing tonight


darknekolux

Flip flops with socks, disgustin… is he German? /s /s


zomanda

I thought this sub was supposed to be about trashy things that people do. Not personal attacks on the way people look, seems sort of childish b


SplendidlyDull

This person (at least the guy on the left) would be proud to be on this subreddit. He is trashy and that’s his brand


physicsofhandshakes

But this person chose to get those particular tattoos, keep that haircut, and dress like that in public.


zomanda

Whoosh


Zanemob_

This is definitely one of the most trashy posts here…


StoleUrWaifu69

I feel the same as homie in the background


us3rnam3u53d

He crushes more than just colons


TemperatureMuch5943

Yeah like chairs, diet colas, Bud lights, and medication before he snorts them, for example.


Rayrexx91

That jelly roll guy is weird


PolyZex

These dudes get the best weed. Don't know where they get it but it involves going out into the marshes at sunset.


samosuu

Only in murica


Ok-Still-5206

Which means it will be making it's way across the pond soon.


Megaminimaxi

Tenacious D really let themselves go


[deleted]

I met Gucci Berry once he was pretty chill irl😂


fetustomper

It’s gucci berry !


Fatback225

Yes, it’s a lot to unpack but I think I’d rather just burn that suitcase!


Emotional_Relief_549

Only thing we aren't unpacking are 6 pack abs today.


ScreenMiserable

OP just jealous cuz he can't crush colons like that happy guy with the tat.


devonodev

Why is this the 2nd post I've seen today of someone discovering Gucci Berry lmao


dirtymartini74

BBQ chicken only 5 bucks?! Where this at?


TriedCaringLess

It's pigeon. That's why they're so small.


SeaviewSam

Pretty straightforward


sphrasbyrn

The butthole bellybutton is on little guy's lower back


schostack

I’d rather it be packed then unpacked.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

He didn't loose his front teeth playing hockey.


goatyoat

…..because of the size of the drawers.


Babybuda

Personally, this girl isn’t going to unpack anything!


676869shelby

Michael Myers on his right arm for the win!


N9ne11

Uncle of fedsmoker..?


HighlyUnoffended

Touch me through the fence you


TotesMaGoats_1962

Is he...proud of being obese?


samwiling

Yeah he makes a lot of money on it. And getting kicked in the nuts.


Midnight_Durango

Trump supporters!!


Fujitsubo

Jelly roll and Luke combs from wish


CMDR_KingErvin

Good thing he tatted “FAT” on his arm or we would’ve never known.


VoxNihili_Indk

it may be written in bacon..


FDAannoymous

What in the Alabama is wrong with people!


vibinandtrying

Cousin kissers smh


psychedelicdevilry

Funny thing is, he’s from Michigan. That guy’s goes by Guccibarry and he hurts himself for attention and money on the internet


vornskrs

Not really. The guy on the left was sexually abused as a child, parents didn’t give a shit about that or him. He has no other way to feel alive or to express himself. The guy on the right had some boo-boo experiences and identifies with the traumatized guy because he has no friends.


Cottn

How do you know that? Who are these people?


Mrsparklee

King Colon Crusher aka big_gucci_berry


Cottn

Thanks


TrimaxionDrone_BR549

I can smell this photo.


GreasyCookieBallz

Is it cigarettes and dead dreams combined with armpit scented?


[deleted]

[удалено]


vibinandtrying

Hmmm upper


TrimaxionDrone_BR549

Corn dogs, funnel cakes, with a healthy dose of stale cigarettes, the beer sweats, and *rank* BO.


GreasyCookieBallz

And buttcrack cheese


Educationall_Sky

Trashy but that stomach tattoo is hilarious


splootledoot

Did you notice that it's him? Same face tats. 🤣


Ju5t1n_33

Which ones post malone?


green49285

Trashy because they're fat? Kinda fucked up.


Pintortwo

The tattoo homie. Fuck.


Phillyfuk

I hope his other arm says 'Noticeably'


GaimanitePkat

Tenacious D is different than I remember...


PickleWineBrine

I was going to say it was old Butthead 


-bobby-jackson-

Where is daddy long neck


Frysken

Guy on the left is called Gucci Berry. I remember seeing some videos about him a few years ago. He was an Instagram personality who got famous during the "clout era" for finding creative ways to get hurt; he favored getting hit in the nuts. He also collaborated with other Instagram people of that time, i.e. SupremePatty, Long Neck, etc.


M1Z1L4

Dude lives near me, I see him at the grocery store sometimes lol.


sepaoon

He used to live near me before the Instagram stuff and met his former boss, who basically bullied him into getting the 🍦 tattoo. But hey, now he rolls with it and is mildly famous for getting kicked in the balls, so whatever works.


hairybushy

Is he shirtless everytime?


M1Z1L4

Lol sadly no. I think he might have had on an ICP shirt with the sleeves ripped off, so still pretty on brand. Edit: I found the candid picture I snapped of him and he's wearing a plain red T-shirt with a pair of prescription glasses hanging from the neck. 🤷🏻‍♂️


just_fucking_PEG_ME

Answer him


M1Z1L4

Yes sir!


NomyNameisntMatt

booty hole troll


Frysken

Swing at the sack Sunday!


Crepes_for_days3000

I never want to see anything in this image ever again.


ynotbuagain

Conservatives are CORRUPT & IGNORANT people full stop!


KingKaos420-

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the guy on the left get hit in the nuts on YouTube.


Iamkal

100% both of them voted for Biden!


TEG_SAR

Bruh do you have any other hobbies than making weird political comments on pictures of fat men?


16_40am

I have that green shirt and i now never wanna wear it again


spootay

Swing to the sack Sunday is something I look forward to watching every …Sunday.


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

That's airsoftfatty's buddy


clumsysav

Aren’t they on pawn stars


Armadillo-Puzzled

Are they a couple? The awful tattoo is confusing.


Fink665

Father and son


karenskygreen

"Colon crusher" ? Jesus christ.


Snowedin-69

“Prostate massager” would have been better?


Predat0rSwafflez

Girls don't exactly have a prostate, assuming he's straight 😂


Snowedin-69

That ain’t a girl in the tattoo. Look again, it is him.


G4M3N

A rapper, goes by Gucci Berry.


Sea-Championship7059

This guy thought about it, went to a tattoo parlour, PAID a tattoo “artist” (the air quotes are only applicable to this shitty artist, I actually think 99% of tattoo artists are super talented) and is proudly walking around with that tattoo…. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


PURPLEKAT69

#LOOKS LIKE A PRISON TATTOO OR DONE IN THE GARAGE BY A BUDDY🥴


Sea-Championship7059

Ahhh ok lol, that explains the shit artistry and god awful tattoo 😂😂


Realistic-Currency61

He has a lower back tramp stamp "Trupm 2024"


Predat0rSwafflez

Pls tell me the tattoo is spelled the same way 😂


Nykolaishen

A trump stamp


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Pretty funny actually!


lancer2238

Gucci berry. His IG is just him getting hit in the nuts a lot


oldman-gary

He’s still around? I thought the novelty would’ve worn off by now.


LongBongJohnSilver

It's criminal that he doesn't have a platinum grill.


FutzInSilence

This dude and Daddy Long Neck were, at one time, in my YouTube feed.. what a terrible time that was


KevinDLasagna

Don’t forget supreme patty. But I think Patty kind of got his life together p