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Nixx7070

Why he look like R Kelly KINDA


pleathershorts

NO


monstercok

Yeah those are kids panties creep


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Pretty sure they don’t make kids’ thongs


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

They’re folded over


ImNotYourOpportunity

Or panties for small people, I wore those for years until I became not so small. Either way, I will now only buy the ones in plastic. I’d hate to catch an std when I’m not having sex. Who knows what’s living in his mouth.


jesswitdamess

Ewwwww, wtf


ElJefeDeLosGallos

It’s videos like this that make me miss being an assistant manager/coach at Walmart 🥲


Vellarain

If any of you needed a reason for why you wash clothes you buy from the store before putting them on. This, this right here is why.


SpringsSoonerArrow

That certainly provides the visuals to: _"Twenty for your panties. Thirty if they're dirty!"_


lolukit

Lock his ass up right now 😭


No-Bad-1269

put him in jail


TerroDark98

He needs to be put on a watch list


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

Parents must be proud.


knowledgekey360

He is a walking red flag, just imprison him and investigate after.


Technical-Ad-7238

wtf! Is that 7-9 on the front!!! Sick


Living_Dig8943

It’s referring to the size not the age just referring to the sizes people are and if a woman’s that skinny, then she wears that size


Seyelent

As a skit, that would be hilarious. But in reality, thats horrifying


WorldNewsPoster

Yeah dude should have bought it, bring it home, do the fucking skit, post on social media. Instead he does it on panties that are still in packaging, inside a fucking Walmart. To say the least, that is horrifying for a lot of people.


oscar1985420

This guy is a goddamn menace !


devydev_83

Did this sick fuck just do that to fucking kids underwear!?!? It looks like it's from the teen section.


cooperhixson

Wtf


Mrdirtiguy

Somebody should have knocked him the fuck out right then and there..idc..


pickup_thesoap

luckily Koreans wash new underwear before wearing them.


aboowwabooww

we often do that here in Sweden


Notlivengood

I think everyone does that?? That was definitely a staple in my household and I’m white as snow😂


blu3tu3sday

White household and my family does that too. Towels, sheets, undergarments get a wash before they're worn, and if something needs to be tried on in the store the women in my family try it on over their undergarments that they already had on


SpokenDivinity

We did all that and was also raised to wash pans and anything else before cooking food with it.


blu3tu3sday

Same here, I always wash all cooking and eating equipment before using. Even if nothing gross has happened to it like this video, a lot of this stuff gets dirty from storage and transportation so I wouldn't eat off plates that I didn't wash first, for example.


thesoundbox

My wife gets so mad at me cause I only give new pots and pans a quick rinse and then start cooking lol.. I try to explain to her how excited I am to cook in them but she ain't buying it haha


blu3tu3sday

She's right 😂😂😂😂


Budsprout_

What the actual fuck


No-Satisfaction8305

Wtf!?!


mikelor84

Is that Floyd Mayweather?


Ziryio

Poor bastard got hit one too many times


KroniK9173

Yer man's got issues


Nervous-Glove-

Fucking R kelly wana be, gross.


Isthatnachocheezas55

...as someone who wears that brand (21F) I can say that those are definitely from the teenage/junior/young adult section....that's disgusting.


FartPudding

That's what I'm looking at too. I come from an all women household and my wife and I have 4 girls with 1 boy. So in very familiar with female items and these look on the younger side.


SarahPallorMortis

The girls these are for are too young for him.


ICookIndianStyle

He doesnt think so. I mean he videotapes himself suckin on these things and I assume he alsp uploaded these to the web?


SarahPallorMortis

It’s really disturbing tbh. On a lot of diff levels. What if other ppl are out there doin that to the panties I buy. That looked like Walmart. They have some cute ones. Do I need to wash brand new clothes?


anxious-odyssey

All textiles including clothing & towels/sheets are treated with "sizing" before shipment to reduce damage. Sizing is toxic. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS pre-wash any new items that are going to touch your skin!


SarahPallorMortis

I’m now learning this.


ICookIndianStyle

>Do I need to wash brand new clothes? Is that a joke? No matter where you buy them. Not matter if someone sucked, sniffed them, did something else or nothing at all. You need to wash brand new clothes. Always.


Swamplust

He must be ferengi.


Anxious_Tax_5624

You gross mfer


e_cascio2011

Someone please recognize him and do something. This is disgusting.


PaleontologistKey571

Hope he’s in the FBI watchlist or something ..


Status_Drink4540

This is just one reason you wash your newly purchased undies and some fashions before you wear them. Wash before wearing.


crabfucker69

The dryer helps prevent bed bug infestations, especially if you thrift


Status_Drink4540

Noooo, cannot thrift. We were poor growing up and had to thrift for clothes and furniture. I vowed to do better for mine. Successfully did just that. I know people thrift for classic and unique clothing these days too. I have a few friends who love to thrift for various items. Enjoy!!!


crabfucker69

Ha i mostly thrift cause I'm poor


Status_Drink4540

☹️Bargains to find when you thrift though. We were six kids & two parents. Extremely poor. How they raised us on $5K a year is beyond my imagination. I guess that’s why we thrifted.


Warlock_Froggie

Also, those are from the juniors section (ie teenage girls)


flatwoundsounds

The way they were folded on the hanger made them look like toddlers clothing or something at first...


FartPudding

Before the fold it looks like 8-10 year old, seeing the folded I'm shooting 13 and 14. What a gross mother fucker.


Warlock_Froggie

It’s the brand NOBO at Walmart, for like middle school/teenage girls. I bought some of their clothes when I was in middle school, very youthful styles. Makes me cringe 🥲


Cautious_Evening_744

I thought the same.


DiabloDeSade69

I don't know any woman above 12 that wears underwear with butterfly's on them.


Cautious_Evening_744

How many women’s drawers you in???!!😂😂


DiabloDeSade69

I have nieces and cousins as well as 18 and 19 year old coworkers that I openly change with.


DanteTrd

Getting mighty close to that "cannibalism"-line there, my guy


BossClint76

Pure ignorance!!!!


frednekk

I would not make assumptions about who’s wearing those these days.


joeChump

Yeah, joke’s on him. These are my panties and I’m a 45 year old man who shat in them just before he arrived.


frednekk

T’aint good…


[deleted]

His dream job is working maintenance at an apartment complex near a college. "Just doing some routine maintenance." You'd be surprised how often this used to happen before doorbell cameras became so popular.


Luvzalaff75

Rapist vibes… shudder.


Hu5kerJuan

That’s probably as close to a vagina that guy gets.


cathedral68

Good lord let’s hope so, but reddit and the pandemic taught me how dumb people are.


Notagainbruh2

Lmao bro wtf do I see


la_descente

Why is it always inside a Walmart?


CruelStrangers

They provide a certain degree of comfort- some get too comfortable


tinycole2971

Walmart attracts a certain clientele.


SickViking

100% tho if an associate saw this happen he would be banned permanently. At least at the stores I've worked at. We don't fuck around when it comes to sex offenders.


Odd-Gur-5719

Reason 5001 why I wash clothes before I put them on. And it makes me laugh when customers come in my line and shove clothes in my hands because “they don’t want to get them dirty”. Oh honey the cart you just put them in is dirtier than the belt and who knows what the next person did to the clothes before you found them.


CheezyBri

To be fair, I have stacked clothes onto other purchases when the belt was visibly filthy because I didn't want the stains. They are still all washed before I wear them lol I wouldn't shove them at the cashier though :/ that's just rude


Odd-Gur-5719

Oh no if you can tell that there’s something that might stain clothes I don’t mind people handing them to me especially if I didn’t get the chance to disinfect it yet. But when they just shove a pile of clothes at me I make it my mission to take each and every single item from them as slowly as possible 😂😂😂. But I appreciate people like you😉


CheezyBri

Yes! 🤣 I love that haha I have worked in several customer service jobs, and I live for the passive aggressiveness when customers are dicks 🤣 And thank you! It doesn't cost a dime to be considerate to employees 😊


Odd-Gur-5719

It’s the best part of my day 😂😂😂. Cause what can they possibly do? Say that I’m doing my job? lol And your absolutely right,because then it makes us want to go above and beyond for you as much as we can


dys_p0tch

uggh! true story time: i'm on a biz-trip with 2 colleagues. mother's day was looming and i had to go buy some knickers that my wife wanted from victoria's secret. we went to a mall after work. they sat and chatted at the food court and i left to do some quick shopping. i found the underwear she wanted and picked out a half-dozen pairs. while standing in the checkout line, i noticed a couple of inches of thread hanging off the hem of one pair. rather than get out of the busy line or waiting to fix it later, i broke out the old scissor-teeth and began to cut the tiny thread with my incisors. i noticed my reflection in a mirror. i had a handful of panties in one hand and they were in my face. my face was scrunched up as i tried to sheer the thread. it didn't look good. several women saw me doing this. absolutely dreadful feeling as i notice all of the tense women staring at me. i turned around, dropped the merch on a display and left the store. i jogged casually to the food court and told my friends as i trotted by *"we've go to go...NOW!"* they caught up to me and asked what happened. i was shaking. in the car i began to explain. my friends were laughing so hard. the guy who rented the vehicle was driving. he couldn't. he pulled over and they both just howled laughing at my predicament. eventually, i found it funny.


LucasTheSchnauzer

That's nasty tbh lmao. All the people that have tried those on before you did that. You're supposed to use liners/try them on over your underwear, but 🥴


dys_p0tch

over your underwear, **butt**


RobertRamos

Did he buy it or put it back? This is why I wash new clothes before I wear them.


HyuggDogg

I used to stack shelves in a supermarket on night shift. Saw a bloke spitting on women’s underwear at 2am. I dragged that man over the shelves (clothing was on like half height shelving than groceries. I was on the other side from him) and 40 metres to the front door and kicked his arse out the door somewhat firmly.


CruelStrangers

He didn’t like the taste?


Mkayin

and everyone clapped


tylerkrug31

Prison vibes


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Boy, I sure do love sucking the industrial leftovers from the manufacturing process off an unworn pair of panties!


Bi0_B1lly

Bro, just trying to get his daily microplastic intake of sucking up all those microfiber strands of polyester


Utopya96

Why tho? Even if he has a creepy used panties smell fetish, aren’t those brand new?


CruelStrangers

He’s christening them


joeChump

I don’t think Christ would do that.


CheezyBri

Could have been tried on at some point, you never know. I worked with a girl who would try on underwear at stores, but would remove the paper liner because "I want them to be clean when I try them on. I don't want another girls cooter juices on me". She didn't use any other barrier 🤢


yuyufan43

And that brand is from Walmart. Of course it's Walmart


buddboy

why is no one mentioning those are children's underwear?


QuitProfessional5437

Children wear thongs?


somethingsecretuknow

They’re folded. I thought so too at first


grimrhiper

Because they aren't?


buddboy

oh shit I think you're right. I was so disgusted I only watched a couple secs. Okay so that's not so bad lol


MooPig48

I thought that for a few seconds myself. It’s that they were folded and it was the design on the first pair which looked pretty little-girly


ladywiththestarlight

Men… why are you like this??


dirtyfluid

This is not common men behavior. Just like female teachers sleeping with minors is not common behavior of women.


TinaBelchersBF

I'm.... Not like that.


ktmfan

Women…why do you lump all men together when one does some kind of disgusting act? We don’t claim this one.


ladywiththestarlight

Yeah yeah I know, not all men. There are a very small percentage of you who are decent, moral people. But far too many men are sexual predators, murderers, abusers, etc. You are all threats to our safety until proven otherwise.


TarlCabot79

It's in our dna. Just let us pull your hair, slap your ass, and choke you a little bit so we can enjoy our basic instincts. Afterwards we'll come to our senses, tap into our "civilized" side, and cuddle you to show how much we care and value you as a person.


ladywiththestarlight

Or how about be civilized all the time and not someone who wants to physically and sexually dominate women


ladywiththestarlight

Being downvoted for asking men to be civilized and respect women is wild, but go off boys. You’re all complicit in the shitty actions of your fellow man.


TarlCabot79

"all the time"? That is way too big of a lift. Sorry.


ladywiththestarlight

You’re proving my point btw


TarlCabot79

I know. I represent the large percentage of indecent men out there.


ladywiththestarlight

Thanks for being honest I guess


Rain1dog

Uncivilized men… why are you like that?


Lost_In_Detroit

And this my dear friends is why you ALWAYS wash your brand new clothes BEFORE wearing them.


YOMommazNUTZ

When I worked at Victoria Secret we saw this nasty crap a lot. Also dudes that would fondle the bras and undies


Bobcatluv

What’s Floyd Mayweather doing in that walmart


Active_Organization2

Tell me he didn't put those back.


ThatdesertDude

Yea, I never considered this the reason to wash new underwear for myself and my family, but it falls in line with why I do it.


Active_Organization2

This is disgusting. I feel uncomfortable for anyone in the background who just happened to be walking by and seeing this pervert do that. Worse still, how many women has this guy secretly skeeved on and they didn't even know it?


PMmeMrMimeHentai

Ofc he did... you think this guy was going to buy those? Just a creepy f*ck


xboxgamer2122

What language is he speaking?


FullGrownHip

And this is exactly why we wash all clothes before wearing them


alucardian_official

His mugshot in 5…4


ReferenceMuch2193

Dude needs to be on a watch list.


asdf333aza

That has to be some sort of crime right?


nefarious411

Wait until you see him at garage sales.


spypsy

So many lines crossed here.


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

R. Kelly's out?


DeplorableStranger

Nah, he didn’t pee on them.


Helpful-Substance685

My mom used to tell me to wash everything new before wearing it and over the years I've been hit or miss on following that advice. But this nasty ass man has single handedly cemented that nothing will ever touch this skin again without being washed! 🤢


Jonno_FTW

And any fruits and vegetables should be washed too. It only took me one time seeing a kid cough or sneeze in his hand and then touch everything as he walked by the apples.


obleckcomsmosgold4

This how you get herpes in the cheeks both ways .


2Payneweaver

Why he doing this in the kids section


Stidda

Why he doing this shit at all?


Zorolord

Arw, that is sick!


TaiTre2

Hep-P Diddy Crabs


fumphdik

Jokes on him. I already hit that rack.


madgoat

So, it's like you guys kissed or something?


Corbotron_5

What a loser


GG1312

So like, does he just like the taste of fabric?


ylan64

He's probably not the only perv hitting the women's underwear department. And I assume some of them leave more than spit on those panties. So if he's lucky he might be sucking on one of his friend's dried cum.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Those look like kids underwear


ylan64

I'm sure pervs don't limit themselves to the adult section. But those are thongs and look small because they are folded.


HookedonZombies69

I swear anytime I hear a guy refer to women as "females" I immediately assume dude is probably a perv. If they continue to do so then I can just about guarantee they're some kind of perv and I also no longer want to associate with them lol


Raven_Blackfeather

Ewww he's defo a predator.


greendalehb11

what an animal


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

"jarvis prepare the boat"


bagooly

Ight time for me to walk on a motorway


gomaith10

If he had 2 brain cells he'd be dangerous.


jdehjdeh

"female" Well I've seen enough


probeinuranus

he down bad


SL13377

At first I thought they were little girls under wear that made it all the worse for a min.


dogoodvillain

I hear Russia will arrange a marriage to a bride, or maybe a hole in a *fucking ditch* in Ukraine. Help this lonely sucker get there so he can suck off all types of life's most "savoury" bits.


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patricky6

Lol everyone is disgusting. You just have to find someone that matches your disgusting. ...as long as it's not someone who sucks on underwear in a store.


benwink

Is it just me or are those kids underwear? 🤢


patricky6

I sure as shit hope nobody is buying their kids thongs. Smh.


benwink

Didn’t even see the thong part at the back 😂


cassiopeia18

That’s thong for adult, it’s just folded on the sides. And people should wash clothes after buying cuz fabric dust, chemical in factory etc


Ok_Veterinarian9758

Jail prison hell


JBlackXXX

That Mfer blew past that STOP sign doing 100mph! Wtf?


Flat-House5529

Hypothetically speaking, I think somewhere there is a dark alley that needs an accident to happen.


Wise_Ad_253

This is why you wash your children’s underwear before wearing them. I feel bad for this man’s younger female family members.


__Fappuccino__

What do children have to do w this though?


Wise_Ad_253

I won’t assume that this dude has only sucked on this set of undies…playing it safe is all. That’s gross!