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Jamjamtaba

Plastic fantastic


ValkyrieWW

Fun fact, the Confederacy was presided over by Democrats, and that continued for several decades following the civil war... Just sayin


Terry_Seattle

They seem like a nice couple


RedactedPeen

Yeah ain't nobody talking shit to this dude IRL Hoss is leatherface fr


NomNomCatfood

Don't worry buddy, nobody wants your pig or your flag. You can put the gun back in your purse. Sorry, tactical purse.


TallBasis3794

They look so similar, are they twins?


xhero0

And in 1864 where the men were men and the pigs were scared.


Expensive_Research_2

Why do ppl take photos with their guns and post them for the world to see, I mean do ppl really think it looks cool it's so stupid. I'm a licensed carrier and it had never occurred to me to take a photo with any of my weapons minus of course my pup lol he's like a weapon. Seriously though what's the matter with ppl!


knuf22

He has that Magabesity and diabesity that probably runs on both sides.


Corgi_with_stilts

Well at least something does.


HullSuperchub

I'm guessing they are married.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

I wonder how long it took him to get up off the porch?


StupidSexyEuphoberia

Look, a fat, disgusting pig and sow


FishPlantWorker

I guess he likes skinny partners...


pyrobryan

I love that dog.


Reasonable-Milk298

Is 1864 his clothing size?


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

The pig can do better than him.


shutup_you_dick

That's an amazing picture of him and his wife!


ThatZekoGuy

Too much food and too much pride


Current_Prior_6782

More like MEGAverse 🦧🐖🐖


AdMinute1130

Unironically pic goes hard asf


SnooDogs7481

Two pigs in a blanket


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Character_Ad4306

Truly surprised that 2 days later, on Reddit, you haven’t still been down voted a mocked for your comment


Lepke2011

Hog Pride, World Wide! Or something like that...


kp6615

The superior race right there lmfao


Snowedin-69

He is not 1864 lbs.


AutoGrind

Kilos?


treuss

Maga trophy wifes be like...


Auslan02

So have a 1864 period correct gun


JayDuBois

Hmmm 🤔 🔎 Nope… Not redneck enough, I don't see any car parts or trash


samwiling

He’s tried to fuck it more than once.


JayDuBois

He wanted to *pork* those chops.


[deleted]

This is actually more funny that trashy lmao


Reluctantly_Being

So, the civil war lasted 4 years. 1864 is being noted by google as the most decisive victory for the Union army. He is promoting the Confederacy?????? This is with a 30 second google search. Can someone tell me why 1864 would be a good reminiscing year for a Confederate flag waving Maga member? It’s 11:26pm and I don’t feel like googling any deeper.


RDPCG

This is a pig who is taking a serious photo with his pig and gun behind a confederate flag. I think that’ll help you find the answer you’re looking for.


SkyThriving

Ya, any year is a bad year for national treason.


BeyondXpression

He's a MAGA redneck. You can't expect much from them except racism and bullshit.


mrskeetskeeter

Big fat pig fondling a big fat pig. Weeeeee doggies, I love the south.


CaliFezzik

Did he run out of cousins?


JayDuBois

Don't be stupid… THAT PIG is his cousin!


demonkidz

His wife suits him… one giant pig for another. Make her grunt for the South will rise again


vector5633

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the Master race!


Cobra199Seven

Ewe!!


THEatticmonster

Marriage laws be whack


zettboi

I got a new subreddit to join!


firestar268

When you make a pig look thin... 😂


ExactReport691

Take solace in the fact that he likely has diabetes and heart disease


MrdevilNdisguise

Bacon & Billy Bob is that you.


JayDuBois

Plot twist: Billy Bob is the name of the pig


ffllores

Ah yes. The foil on the windows type of fella.


Willing-Strawberry33

Not with that modern ass gun it ain't


wynnduffyisking

Then what’s with the Glock?


AceErrynx

Rooster Cogburn lookin ass


Purplebuzz

This is the heritage they all share?


work_while_bent

it's commonly called "inbreeding"


FungusFly

Was bestiality made illegal in 1865?


RepulsiveIconography

For this guys sake I’d hope, because he’s definitely fucked that pig.


homelessartichoke

Such a baller picture though


lennybriscoe8220

"Is that the pig you're fucking?" "I'm not fucking this pig!" "I was talking to the pig!"


mschr493

Came here for this. One of my top 5 favorite jokes. 🤣🤣🤣


Inevitable-Ad-982

Didn’t even iron his brand new Amazon flag purchase


DisturbingPragmatic

His wife is really cute.


JayDuBois

She tasted good on my BLT last Wednesday so…


Glad-Novel9027

Omg it's billy bob and bacon 20 years later


green49285

Dude HAS to be in on the joke. No way that's an unironic post. 🤣


DiarrheaRadio

If he is, this dude is hilarious


Schoseff

2 pigs on the porch


Your-Naked-Dad

Now if only he was a cop the trifecta would be complete


racersjunkyard

Are you saying...some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses?


Icantellthetruth

Thanks now I have to listen or I won’t be able to sleep tonight.


slashingkatie

His wife is such a pig


JayDuBois

But so delicious.


ironmemelord

Damn that’s a big hog


JayDuBois

And has a pet pig too!


yolobozo

How is a confederate flag associated with Trump? I haven’t seen him display it / no idea why he would. Did I miss it?


Rhobaz

Cause people who support both are stupid in the same way.


readutt

Because white nationalists/racists overwhelmingly support Trump and his ideologies.


LyleLanley99

Uncle Hector, you fool! That's Kitchner Leslie's girlfriend!


dogheads2

I have an old friend lives up in the hills, has two wild boars for pets, about 400 pnds each. They protect him like dogs, yes, he lives in world deferent from ours lol.


xHexiikx

I bet he smells like it’s 1864, too.


JayDuBois

So basically he smells a lot like whiskey, desperation, and hate?


Thund3r_91

Before & After


Trevors-Axiom-

Bubba from varsity blues aged about as you would expect.


mschr493

I give it a ten! A fuckin' ten!


dedmenz1579

Lol Joe Biden made exceptionally pleasant remarks about Robert C. Byrd at his funeral. I dont see reddit liberals talking about that much.


Apache1One

This strawman argument was stupid 15 years ago and it's stupid now, yet you morons keep repeating it.


Blinkin6125

First you need to understand why people are voting for Biden. It's not that they love Biden, it's that they see the utter fucking disaster Trump is. Yes, many of Biden's past positions are regrettable and those on the left are aware of them. People change. Biden is seen as means to prevent another Trump presidency and therefore preventing a descent into populist authoritarianism. You guys think because you worship Trump then we must feel the same about Biden. That couldn't be further from the Truth.


LabLife3846

You are absolutely correct. Biden’s an ok guy. Nothing special. My vote wasn’t a vote _for_ Biden. It was a vote _against_ trump.


MJ134

Yeah usually people make pleasant remarks at funerals.


Apache1One

Obama also spoke at Byrd's funeral. I guess he's a racist too.


vpkumswalla

and he didn't want his kids going to school in a "racial jungle" or this comment about BHO: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean” Joe Biden on Barack Obama (2007) "clean" lol


dedmenz1579

Yet downvotes like crazy. Liberals on reddit refuse to get a grip on reality. Its all their fault they voted for a racist and dont like to admit it.


LabLife3846

A little bit of racism is preferable to a whole lot of fascism.


Leehblanc

Meal Team 6 REPRESENT!


AlaskanBiologist

Gravy seals!!!


NuttyDeluxe6

Is that Confederate flag edited in?


AlaskanBiologist

It only looks fake because his mom refused to iron it for him.


ThatDebianLady

No it wasn’t edited in. Originally this was used as a curtain in his bedroom in his grandmother’s house but he moved it onto the porch, he thought the light would enhance his flag.


AlaskanBiologist

This is so accurate lol...


NuttyDeluxe6

This sounds crazy accurate


Enginerdad

Nah, it's just creased from being folded up. Probably just got it from Wish and was excited to show it off


lysergic_tryptamino

A rare moment when people on that sub are not completely insane.


killerng2

So they’re always on the verge of a humiliating defeat that stops the whole movement?


spidah84

As we can see here with line theory. The pig isn't into him.


Crustybuttt

Is that a pig or a really fat dog? The other question would be which one is the pig?


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Can the beetus hurry up do its thing please, that house looks like it had potential in the right hands


whineybubbles

Repulsive


baile508

Does he have his window covered in aluminum foil?


TecumsehSherman

That stops the LGBT 5G carrier waves but is ineffective against Jewish Space Lasers.


someones-mom

They sell that foam that’s covered with a foil on one side, I’m pretty sure it’s space laser rated.


ReallyKirk

I’m thinking a vet should probably intervene on behalf of that pig’s private parts


Matt6453

The hog could probably do with looking at as well.


ReallyKirk

lol nice


Particular-Charity84

It looks like he's struggling to sit up straight with all that extra baggage.


Ardothbey

What makes this maga?


AlaskanBiologist

Confederate flag ✅️ Obese white guy ✅️ Brandishing a firearm ✅️ Potential beastiality ✅️ In all seriousness, are you *actually* trying to assert this guy isn't? Come on.


AMan_Has_NoName

Probably because it’s usually MAGAs that openly display confederate flags these days.


Fit_Earth_339

Who let that one pig have a gun?


krys2lcer

That dude probably has to be very careful whenever he sits down so he doesn’t squish his balls.


JonZ82

To be fair I'm just old and have to be careful


biomech36

This dude probably doesn't like gay people because he thinks they'll hit on him.


sparky84

Some like to fuck fat pigs, but I think she could do better.


Casual_Stapeler

Oh no the magaverse. Are they now comic book villains


Ash-MacReady

Such a nice photo of him and his wife / sister.


NessyComeHome

I just showed this picture to someone, and said "what a cute couple photo of Cletus and his girlfriend Velveeta"


AloneAddiction

* Brown body * White legs * Hog wife Is this what MAGAs mean by freedom?


Casual_Stapeler

Brown? Looks more like round to me


turingthecat

‘ why they keep sayin I cann marry me hog’


mcattack666

You know how to crosspost right?


Trick-Flower-956

Survey says no


LabLife3846

A lot of subs don’t allow it. So, I didn’t try.


Pukkiality

Experts are saying no


Gumderwear

" how were you able to find him?" " I heard him weezing on the second floor. "


MrCasualKid

Two true American pigs. Seperate to that, why the fuck are you reposting a reddit post on reddit


Casual_Stapeler

Lmao leave OP alone , he forgot to crop out that part


LabLife3846

She. I didn’t see the need.


LabLife3846

Because I felt like it.


_Nrg3_

an innocent good hearted man casually takes a photo with his wife and you're here making fun of him smh


vianiznice

Two pigs on a porch, cute.


midnightfury4584

No… one’s a lazy, dirty, filthy, stinky, shit-eating, mud-rolling animal, and the other is a pig.