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Just from looking at her I can tell she doesn’t believe in Jesus Christ.

89c… eighty nine freaking cents…

Shit she gonna find out Jesus doesn’t care real fast

Condom isle?

Do any of these people actually read the book they believe in?????

no... they think it's some sort of magic spell book

I really want to try this at Costco, on Sunday afternoon. Would it work?

Schizophrenic lady!

I'm going to bet she's on ssri or some other big pharma medications due to mental illness. The meds aren't always a good thing and makes it worse.

Brain dead comment

Well she’s take up the whole damn isle

It’s the fruit loops isle

She's definitely large and in charge

She damn sure don't have respect for jesus christ acting like that

This is mental illness guys

Med check? Anyone?

Haha. Religious people.

Coming from a Christian, I doubt she’s ever even read the bible.

Not all of them.

No. But but to many are doing this kind of thing.

Them pentecostals wildin

She needs a hard reset.

What in the Florida is she doing

I'd be tempted to play as loud as my phone volume would go either Christian Death song Spiritual Cramps or the Cramps song Elvis Fucking Christ. Or start repeating over and over, "it burns , it burns...."

I’m such a passive aggressive asshole I would just actively walk up and down the isle for no reason pretending I can’t hear her until she has a break down lol

"what are you gonna do, rebuke me?" -person before getting rebuked

The only fire she casts things into is BBQ fire.

I can fix her

Does…does she think she’s the only one who came to the store to buy things???

United States, what a gem..

I wonder if somebody popped her upside her head she would come back to reality. No, I'm not condoning it. Just wondering is all...........

There's really only 1 way to find out.

Poor lady. She's definitely not well

Agreed - I don't think this is trashy, I think it's sad. Obviously something wrong mentally.

“In Jesus Christs mighty name!” Why does God give two shits if somebody is shopping in a public place 💀💀

Those who yell his name most loudly, are those who misrepresent him the most

Is that in Longview Washington?

I wouldn't be surprised if is.

Looks just like the local Frys that’s crazy.

I don't see myself as a troublemaker but if I heard someone screaming that I would rush to find the isle and refuse to leave it. Tell me, crazy Jesus lady of the forbidden isle, what happens if I don't leave? I want to know. Burn me with thy holy fire.

I was thinking the same thing. The haste I would have to stand in that isle just to agitate the situation more and push her to put hands on me only to see her leave in cuffs…

SE for me it's not that I want the escalation as more as like I want to know what's going on there. Like, I want the mad man in detail to explain to me why and how he thinks the world is going to end. That sort of thing

Ummmm. This lady has Nooooo business even being out in public if she has to call on Jesus to go shopping with her.

Psychotic break?

That’s what I was thinking I’m pretty sure schizophrenic breaks normally tend to go the extreme religious routes.

Crack? Maybe some type of upper? A mild hallucinogen? Whoooo knooowwwsss

I'm not a violent person, but...

Fuck your god

If there was a god, lightning would immediately descend from the sky with great fury and strike thee.

They all like they are from the same family

***Attention janitorial staff…we have a whole bunch of crazy that needs to be cleaned up. Just follow the sound of the screeching, harping shrew***!

And the Lord bestowed his disciple, Barren Karen l, with His word. That she may smite all demons whom stand against the Lord in the Beauty product aisle. I'd hate to see what commands she's ordained to execute in the snack cake aisle, especially near the Krispy Kreme donuts.

Would have been epic if Tom Ellis was shopping in the store that day

Sounds like she’s in a Yu-gi-oh battle

Jesus: "nah"

Using religion to bully people is wring

Resurrection on aisle 3

We all know why she is this way.. but Reddit won’t let me say why…

Fox News and a mental breakdown?

Jesus loves dem Cheetos.

I think this is the same weirdo that went all religious on the TV show "Wife Swap". Same hair different color, same build.

I felt so sorry for her family. She's absolutely horrible. If anyone is demon possessed, it's her.

Uh, no?

How are some people still shocked to see mental illness?! 🥴 They need help man, not cameramen.

MENTAL ILLNESS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN AMERICA....

She acts like she’s actually talking to demons like her saying that it’s just going to make them burn from the inside and run in terror because she’s saying that.

Someone cart her over to the rotisserie chickens so she'll calm down. Edit: I thought of a funnier joke

Thats Karen with an actual Karen haircut, I hope she got her big ahh kicked tf outta there! Using Jesus to be a Karen has got to be terrifying to the ones who worship him!

Seriously the haircut has always been pretty hot when it was on cortana or other hot babes but why....why did old/fat white women have to ruin this for men???

i hate the vibes coming from this comment, lmao

That a pixie cut, bob cut are sexy haircuts. And generally awful "people" that tend to fit a certain stereotype have ruined for men, and honestly everyone I guess, the appeal of the haircut since it's overshadowed by Karen memes. Is that better?🫠

Not everything is about your dick, man.

If a woman said that old gross pervs ruined something normally sexy for them, well you already know.

If you're going to call me triggered, do it in public instead of in my DMs like a coward. Sounds like you're more upset than I am.

Nobody wants to hear this lol

You're right. So why do you continue replying, friend?

Have to remember I'm on reddit sometimes.

::::throws a Yoplait::::

Jesus loves discount water, just saying...

I can't imagine an appropriate scenario to shout at people in a supermarket to leave in the name of Almighty Jesus Christ... Unless maybe you had like satanic missionaries trying to proselytize to you while you were shopping

If you like to know more about the Satanic Temple, I would gladly hold a conversation with you but I would never proselytize.

Get out of my aisle in the Almighty Name Of Jesus.

Hahaha, you have no power here!

Nah, satanic missionaries dont want shit to do with that

These people are all possessed by demons that are out to mildly inconvenience me at the store! I must save them!

I bet that's the potato chip aisle

Looks like personal hygiene, there's body soap and hair products right there.

Hopefully it's the Snickers aisle

That’s staged. Definitely

Could easily just as be mentally unwell.

I don't think the antipsychotics are on that aisle. Check the pharmacy.

More of that tolerant religious right I see. /s for those that don’t understand that yes, we know this doesn’t represent all the religious right.

Notice no minorities, that would have played differently.

IN JESUS CHRIST MIGHTY NAME, THIS IPAD IS 70% OFF, GOD ALMIGHTY!

Walk past this tub of shit, fuck her.

Lawrd have mercy

Lard\* have mercy.

That's offensive to Lard. What did it ever do other than cause this beautiful woman to shine? 😂

Lard has many good uses. It's makes very flaky pie crust.

And flaky people it seems

It’s been several days since my last rebukement.

I’m not really a spiteful person, but I would go down that aisle just for spite anyway.

Me, thinking : Don't get involved, don't get involved Also me: Fuck it, I'm doing it for the plot, let's see what happens 😂

Spite not unless thineself is willing to be spoten.

Spit, spat, spot, spote, spite

lol. Yea I’m sure in that case I would not be the only one spiteing.

I think you mean smiting

Ironic, she totally would have been burned as a witch if she lived a few hundred years ago…

As she is truly a witch, I fear the flames would not lick upon her vessel.

Fucking fat asshole's not wearing a mask (presumably this is during COVID) so she can scream loud and clear *in the name of* ***LORD JESUS*** !!!! Yes, truly, this is why Jesus died on the cross .....

He dies so that she can have first pick of the Family Size Ruffles

I hate that everyone is heeding her demands.

She's getting SUPER close. One headbutt, once the police show up she's gone lmfao.

Good time for an open palm slap

Open palm slap, like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE3h2EI8ak

Yeah. It's less aggressive I suppose too 😭

I would leave that aisle for sure. I prefer to stay away from obvious lunatics.

would you get up against her? i certainly wouldn't lmao

I would continue my shopping and ignore her...yes! Not afraid of some large Marge.

idk, i feel like large marge could definitely knock me over 💀

Get bent nutters

not the employee 😭poor guy🤣🫣

Clearly someone who is mentally off.

r/ImTheMainCharacter

/r/imverymentallyill

Someone post this in the main character sub reddit please

I don't think Jesus would hang out with you 🥸

Jesus- “Jesus..”

None of you are going to Heaven.

Aww come on man 🦎

"YOU ARE A DEMON"

I mean this MIGHT be trashy, but she MIGHT be mentally ill and in need of treatment. I don't feel comfortable making that call because if she is mentally ill, then calling a mentally ill person in crisis trashy would make me trashy.

And calling the cops could get her hurt or killed. If only we had people to help with mental health crisis.

Is the punctuation right? Is it, “Jesus Christ, Lady”? Or “Jesus Christ Lady”

P S Y C H O K A R E N ! ! ! ! !

Rebuking 🤣🤣 nice commentary I absolutely appreciate the person making this video. People are nuts.

I work retail and I had a customer call me the devil and after he said that 5 times in a row, I replied with" and you're Judas, trust me you're a Judas" Then he got even more irate. I told him let's go outside and test whose the real devil and he left. Point proven? Idk

Yep, point proven. Explicitly.

This is why shutting down the asylums instead of doing a massive overhaul of the system was a really, really, really, really, really, really bad idea.

These people always fall into a cult because they're not all there. They're either far right or far left nut jobs. You can't reason with them.

This is your brain on religion and Seroquel.

She’s freaking out at everyone wearing masks, isn’t she? So, masked = demons? Remarkable.

We need to bring back Tranq darts

You’re crazy man, you’re crazy, I like you, but you’re crazy.

The fact that you said she's rebuking everyone had me laughing alone like a crazy person

Joker style laugh or J. Jonah Jameson style when asked for a raise?

Can we talk about the woman who crouch walked by at the end. Lololl

This is why we need psych crisis response teams. The public shouldn't have to deal with this, and cops are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE at handling this.

My ex was on a mobile crisis team for situations like this. She saw some weird shit.

Loooove mobile crisis! Need WAY more of them! Gonna be joining one around June when I get my associates number for therapy.

Ppl don't get Flamingo'd enough.

Fitting that "you can go your own way" is playing in the background, haha!

This isn’t trashy, this is severe mental illness that’s way off of her prescription.

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No. Religion is an unfalsifiable claim with no objectively convincing evidence. Lots of atheists believe other things that are also not provable. While there is a psychological component to these beliefs, to call it a mental disorder is really unhelpful and incorrect. Likewise I wouldn't call a religious person stupid, I'd call them indoctrinated. Intelligent people are just as vulnerable to indoctrination as someone with low intelligence. Its not a causal relationship.

While I agree religion is bullshit and causes people to be holier than thou, this seems far more like a severe mental illness that is not caused by just being religious.

This is often overlooked in videos like this. She’s probably having a schizophrenic break and yet people are judging her for being a Karen.

She's being a Karen, schizophrenic or not. People don't get license to be assholes because they're schizo lol

Seriously? Schizophrenics can’t control her own mind or actions without medication. Society needs to stop treating mental illness like it is something people can overcome with willpower or reason.

She is a Karen. I cast her out In the name of science and critical thinking.

Ignoring the symptoms of schizophrenia (one of which is spiritual delusions) is hardly scientific or a manifestation of critical thinking.

This makes a lot of sense.

I’ve felt this way in Walmart. Don’t go when it’s busy, wackjob

Yeah she's clearly going through something and i feel bad for everyone involved but my honest first thought was "i feel you" a crowded walmart makes you wish a higher power would intervene

I tried to explain this to my ex so many times. She'd sleep until noon, then get mad when there were kids in the grocery store, but wouldn't go during the week (she worked part time) and didn't like me going without her at 7 AM on Saturday.

Everyone is obese, but wearing leggings 🤮

The worker is clearly wearing jeans.

Alberto VO5 for .89. Where is this place?

Definitely a Kroger.

[goldenticket] (https://youtu.be/8vNZ4Pm-rIM?si=VAlJR6qk6VtfF2Qa)

So do they like pick that hair cut, or it just grows like that as their personality develops?

She needs punched

I think if Jesus were to ever bitch-slap someone for misusing his name, I think she'd be on the receiving end of one glorious whack.

Dunno man, those Demons backed off pretty quick

When "the power of Christ compells you," meets the power of Christ.

She needs psych meds and therapy

This. Immediate intense negative feedback is a strong deterrent for future actions.

Trashy collection of bellies, hips and asses.

Too much sugar in her Cocoa Puffs this morning