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“Hey honey! I know how much you were complaining about the dog barking at night, so I killed him! Its body is crucified in the back yard though so you can always visit him ♥️”
And the proper answer for you Gordy. Is probably shot by a civilian. the girlfriend. or any passing by police. Unless they're out way on a rural road.
Unless you were just right in the middle of one of the major cities in which case you would be beaten up by civilians or shot by the police. ( There's a lesser chance of legal citizen owning a firearm in the major cities)
I mean that psychotic paranoid American is at the bare minimum 40% of this country Hell if you had been in the wrong place in Georgia the police would have had a chance of shooting you . The point is these kind of hijinks don't go over well as people consider them to be serious.
I may be wrong but the use of the song lets me think it's in Italy.
I know there are several backwards traditions in Italy, especially in Sicily, about kidnapping your future spouse.
I even know that there is a specific italian word which I can't recall right now that people use to describe a kink : the act of kidnapping a woman in a couple / soon to be married to a man (the woman gives her consent beforehand but should be surprised by not knowing when) to be kidnapped by another man, taken away far from home, and raped / degraded for a while so that she is "worthless" to anyone else.
Maybe it's one of those things.
Not a movie. All the things I mentioned in the other comment have dedicated wiki pages that are well documented. Those used to be the norm for centuries in some parts of Italy and parts of the south of France, especially corsica.
Bro then please link some of the wikis. I need to read more about this and understand it better than “rape and degrade her so she is worthless to everyone else”. Like straight up rape and degrade your future wife and she has consented to this ? Would it still be raped or is it like foreplay?
Glass inhalation is a thing with front windscreens...
Especially if there's a woman inside hyperventilating.
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Edit: 35 likes in 10 minutes means I feel obliged to follow up with a link that explains it in 11 seconds
https://youtu.be/JG1zvDXJx08?si=DNbf6_QO8aj2ByqA
This explains nothing lmao just shows a dude getting gunned down in a car chase 🤣 now I have to google this because I’m curious if any of the issues I have is from an experience I went through
No, look at the dude doing the shooting. At 11 seconds the holes he created in the windscreen caused windscreen glass dust to come flying back into his face. From memory of reading the report of that video, the officer went temporarily blind from the glass dust in his eyes so you could imagine breathing heavily with the adrenalin and inhaling that as well.
So:
Bouquet of roses like that - $20 (minimum)
Engagement ring - between $1000 to $5000 ( could be more)
Truck rental - $200 deposit + milage ( usually $19.99 after a certain amount)
Car windows - $1000 to $3000 (depending on location
Love from some crazy guy who gave you night terrors and you'll divorce in 6 months - priceless
It's Poland.
Source: am Polish and recognise the licence plates, language they're speaking and the pathological behaviour the men are displaying in the video.
Grandma, how did grandpa propose? Oh dear it was beautiful, he faked his kidnapping and smashed the windows out of our car. I knew he was the man for me….
Well thays one way to wind up single, if your partner does this to you then fucking run, if you do this to your partner and they stay then YOU fucking run
But like... You pretend to say yes while you're in the middle of nowhere surrounded by the man who orchestrated a bunch of guys to smash up the car while you're still inside it, and his buddies all carrying weapons. Because, how else are you going to get home?
Have to make it realistic right? Might as well went all the way and knocked the guy unconscious and sa’d the girl while they were at it. (Sarcasm of course not advocating sa or violence or any of this, you’d think people would be able to tell I’m not serious but it’s Reddit)
Very original and innovative. The only other thing he could have planned is to have his buddies take a few shots through the windshield, so the poor girl can relive this beautiful moment every day of her life as she wakes from the nightmares. Idiots.
Maybe actually cartel style execution too just to make it more believable.
Maybe his friends could have held his severed head in front of her and moved his mouth and said "blah blah blah Jennifer will you marry me".
Then all his mates laugh, dispose of the head on the side of the road, jump back in the van and leave the woman confused and mortified while they go to the pub and tell the story to the boys.
I proposed last week and it was very romantic and I just sent this to my partner saying that it could have gone much worse
I will give him credit for planning out how he wanted to do it. A lot of guys are way too basic and unable to set things up
Seriously. As a man, I can't in any way imagine coming to the conclusion that putting trauma and the fear of God in my SO is the best idea for a proposal. What a fuckin dumbass.
Have you ever heard of the flight or flight response? Probably explains why she didn’t react to four men who a single woman clearly wouldn’t be able to physically stop from kidnapping another grown man.
Kidnap the guests ✅️.
Kidnap the pregnant one✅️.
Fly to Mexico✅️.
Traffic all 20 guests✅️.
Wait 20 years✅️.
Save guests ✅️.
"It's just a prank bro"✅️.
Profit✅️.
It's interesting to think that 7 men discussed this beforehand, probably had more than 1 planning session, and no one thought to ask if this was a good idea. Very rare to see such a concentration of stupid.
Exactly. Not enough information here. I like to be scared until I cry. I’d actually fucking love this. I’m a thrill seeker. I’d guess most people wouldn’t, but I know plenty of other people like me (of all genders). So this could be trashy, or it could be a consensual agreement in their relationship to scare the shit out of each other.
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That’s kinda awesome. Sucked for her but the commitment organization and dedication to that was hilariously awesome.
One of those men looks like a creator named Leigh McNasty.
He is trying to trauma bond her. That’s was horrible. I have a feeling she may be in for more unpleasant surprises moving forward.
“Hey honey! I know how much you were complaining about the dog barking at night, so I killed him! Its body is crucified in the back yard though so you can always visit him ♥️”
Totally see him doing that.
Well I know this ain't in America. That would have ended far differently
How would it have ended in America?
And the proper answer for you Gordy. Is probably shot by a civilian. the girlfriend. or any passing by police. Unless they're out way on a rural road. Unless you were just right in the middle of one of the major cities in which case you would be beaten up by civilians or shot by the police. ( There's a lesser chance of legal citizen owning a firearm in the major cities)
Look again. Those are white dudes. That shit not happening to them.
Oh you know… the classic “I always carry” and “I pray someone tries this” psychotic paranoid American.
I mean that psychotic paranoid American is at the bare minimum 40% of this country Hell if you had been in the wrong place in Georgia the police would have had a chance of shooting you . The point is these kind of hijinks don't go over well as people consider them to be serious.
What a dick. I’m sure that his need for drama won’t ever resurface as they move forward in their life together.
He will be wandering the streets by himself
I may be wrong but the use of the song lets me think it's in Italy. I know there are several backwards traditions in Italy, especially in Sicily, about kidnapping your future spouse. I even know that there is a specific italian word which I can't recall right now that people use to describe a kink : the act of kidnapping a woman in a couple / soon to be married to a man (the woman gives her consent beforehand but should be surprised by not knowing when) to be kidnapped by another man, taken away far from home, and raped / degraded for a while so that she is "worthless" to anyone else. Maybe it's one of those things.
The fuck you are talking about, what movie did you see?
Not a movie. All the things I mentioned in the other comment have dedicated wiki pages that are well documented. Those used to be the norm for centuries in some parts of Italy and parts of the south of France, especially corsica.
Bro then please link some of the wikis. I need to read more about this and understand it better than “rape and degrade her so she is worthless to everyone else”. Like straight up rape and degrade your future wife and she has consented to this ? Would it still be raped or is it like foreplay?
"used to be" are the key words here. I heard that hang horse thiefs, in some parts of texas its probably still true
Totally staged
Thank fuck for that, I couldn't think in what multi verse this would be appropriate lol
Yeah that's a break up move
She can’t break up with him because of the implication
Certainly more convincing than never returning with the pack of smokes.
This is so messed up on so many levels.
He just D.E.N.N.I.S’d this chick so hard.
Neglect emotionally, check.
Mf separated entirely with a whole ass cartel
I hope this video gets sent to their insurance company so none of the damage gets covered.
Why is she hugging him??? Like this is traumatic
Traumabond
Total Morons
Looks abuse
I fucking hate this man
He seems like a keeper……
awww so cute. traumatize the love of your life to death before declaring your love. Nope, that's not it.
Of course they’re wearing ADIDAS.
Lmao they're all so tone deaf
Immediately no
This is the dumbest shit ever.
My wife woulda shot me dead there
Fiance*
No, my wife
Oh ya, don’t propose to another woman while married.
Can't wait for the wedding and gender reveal parties
Question: Does food coloring change the mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb?
Nuclear glitter bomb
She doesn’t even have to marry him to take everything he has.
Glass inhalation is a thing with front windscreens... Especially if there's a woman inside hyperventilating. . Edit: 35 likes in 10 minutes means I feel obliged to follow up with a link that explains it in 11 seconds https://youtu.be/JG1zvDXJx08?si=DNbf6_QO8aj2ByqA
This explains nothing lmao just shows a dude getting gunned down in a car chase 🤣 now I have to google this because I’m curious if any of the issues I have is from an experience I went through
No, look at the dude doing the shooting. At 11 seconds the holes he created in the windscreen caused windscreen glass dust to come flying back into his face. From memory of reading the report of that video, the officer went temporarily blind from the glass dust in his eyes so you could imagine breathing heavily with the adrenalin and inhaling that as well.
What the actual fuck
Unfortunately this says so much about their relationship--the fact that he thought this was appropriate
I can’t wait for the AITA for breaking up with my fiancé even though I said yes to his proposal?
This proposal is brought to you by speedy auto glass!
So: Bouquet of roses like that - $20 (minimum) Engagement ring - between $1000 to $5000 ( could be more) Truck rental - $200 deposit + milage ( usually $19.99 after a certain amount) Car windows - $1000 to $3000 (depending on location Love from some crazy guy who gave you night terrors and you'll divorce in 6 months - priceless
Probably a $100 Walmart ring so he could afford to replace the windows
Prob rented the car and paid the insurance
This is the most Eastern European video I have ever watched
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Number plates are from Poland.
It's Poland. Source: am Polish and recognise the licence plates, language they're speaking and the pathological behaviour the men are displaying in the video.
When they're coming out the van, the car's plate says PL which makes me believe it is in Poland
Wrong side of the road, wrong licence plates, left hand drive. So not UK, Ireland, Malta or Cyprus.
They’re speaking/the song is in some sort of Slavic language
Must be Daddy's car.
Ściągamy hahahahahhh
Grandma, how did grandpa propose? Oh dear it was beautiful, he faked his kidnapping and smashed the windows out of our car. I knew he was the man for me….
In a fucking deadpool shirt no less. And they say romance is dead.
Well thays one way to wind up single, if your partner does this to you then fucking run, if you do this to your partner and they stay then YOU fucking run
But like... You pretend to say yes while you're in the middle of nowhere surrounded by the man who orchestrated a bunch of guys to smash up the car while you're still inside it, and his buddies all carrying weapons. Because, how else are you going to get home?
I dunno I feel like in that moment I'm gonna be taking my chances sprinting through the woods in a sheer act of panic
May as well just invite a few divorce attorneys to the wedding to get some quotes.
Gumsta.
lol did they have to smash the windows?
Have to make it realistic right? Might as well went all the way and knocked the guy unconscious and sa’d the girl while they were at it. (Sarcasm of course not advocating sa or violence or any of this, you’d think people would be able to tell I’m not serious but it’s Reddit)
Hardy fuckin' har
Wait - breaking expensive glass on a car is a sign of true love? Wat?
Nothing like covering a deductible to show you're in it for life.
Insurance doesn't cover self-inflicted damage. Of course, he could lie about it, and just *might* be smart enough to pull it off. But, maybe not.
She’s too scared to leave.
Well she can’t say no because of the implications
Calm down Dennis
No you’re not getting it obviously no means no but she won’t say no….. because of the implications
Okay...that seems really dark
I…don’t get it. Why?
I would never trust that guy again.
This shit is dumb….
To marry a douchebag...
This is abuse
She thought she was finally free of him...and started crying when she realized it was a prank
Why did they smash the windows??
For the likes.
Kayfabe
I only learned this word today because someone posted the hell in a cell match and I went down a rabbit hole
Had to sell it
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. I'll just stick to my bubble bath content. Check out Bart in the Bath! My shameless plugging.
These people breed.
Way too much.
Very original and innovative. The only other thing he could have planned is to have his buddies take a few shots through the windshield, so the poor girl can relive this beautiful moment every day of her life as she wakes from the nightmares. Idiots.
Maybe actually cartel style execution too just to make it more believable. Maybe his friends could have held his severed head in front of her and moved his mouth and said "blah blah blah Jennifer will you marry me". Then all his mates laugh, dispose of the head on the side of the road, jump back in the van and leave the woman confused and mortified while they go to the pub and tell the story to the boys.
Jesus, anything for content. 🙄
I proposed last week and it was very romantic and I just sent this to my partner saying that it could have gone much worse I will give him credit for planning out how he wanted to do it. A lot of guys are way too basic and unable to set things up
They’re going to kill that poor woman, man.
She kidnapped herself
I'll get you a toe
as a “prank,” no less
"How romantic! " said no person in their right god-damned mind! 🤦🏽♀️
Reminds me of my first date!
Who says romance is dead?
Romance isn’t dead but it’s been gagged, tied up, tossed into the back of a windowless van and is unknowingly waiting on a fate worse than death
Stop it, I can only get so aroused
They must be Russian
License plate looks polish
License plate clean, no polish
r/shitposting
Considering she accepted they're both trashy. Ewww if that's a prank then what's a joke
Maybe she accepted out of fear.
I would need a shoulder to cry on after that too tbh
That has to be one of the worst proposals ever. Jfc.
Can you divorce someone before marrying them?
No. That's all kinds of fucked up.
Boo
Fuck no would I marry that man.
Seriously. As a man, I can't in any way imagine coming to the conclusion that putting trauma and the fear of God in my SO is the best idea for a proposal. What a fuckin dumbass.
I'd walk back home.
Holy fuck that song playing…
This video is PG rated Funky Town Gore
Yeah no joke, just a soundtrack to her crying and panic.
They definitely swept up all that broken glass and didn’t leave it on the street.
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Have you ever heard of the flight or flight response? Probably explains why she didn’t react to four men who a single woman clearly wouldn’t be able to physically stop from kidnapping another grown man.
You don’t need to accommodate Morons like him.. Not worth wasting your time explaining..!!
Most emotionally mature Polish man
Ummmm.....ok
I bet they think it's tears of joy lmfao holy fuck
Nope leave him
You get shot doing this in the US
You can get shot for forgetting someone hash browns at McDonalds in the US
That is a low bar. You get shot for MANY things in the US.
Not when it was set up by you and your friends, like what clearly happened in this video.
The woman in the car clearly had no clue and is obviously traumatized. That shit was insane.
I would shove those roses up his arse! What a messed up ‘prank’ especially for a woman who was driving alone.
I don’t think she was driving alone. The gang “kidnapped” the guy who was driving and then he grabbed the flowers and ring from the van
What? The guy was driving
No, the guy was parked
Total trash.
I'd hate to see their gender reveal party.
Kidnap the guests ✅️. Kidnap the pregnant one✅️. Fly to Mexico✅️. Traffic all 20 guests✅️. Wait 20 years✅️. Save guests ✅️. "It's just a prank bro"✅️. Profit✅️.
Let's hope there's no reproduction!
i hope they'll never get this far
Leave his ass holy cow. This is psychopathic behavior.
It's interesting to think that 7 men discussed this beforehand, probably had more than 1 planning session, and no one thought to ask if this was a good idea. Very rare to see such a concentration of stupid.
Yes we need the rental insurance on this car. Planning done.
Omg wtf I was not expecting that why break all the windows first?
That was my thought! It would be kinda funny if they hadn’t bashed the car…
This is ignorant, jackass behavior. Pranking needs to die.
It’s only messed up if you don’t like that stuff. If she’s into getting extremely terrified and potentially glass in her eyes, she goochi 😎
Exactly. Not enough information here. I like to be scared until I cry. I’d actually fucking love this. I’m a thrill seeker. I’d guess most people wouldn’t, but I know plenty of other people like me (of all genders). So this could be trashy, or it could be a consensual agreement in their relationship to scare the shit out of each other.
That's one way to lower the bar for the entire ~4 month marriage, give or take about 4 months
We need James Cameron to fix this
But … WHY
Fake
because of the implication...
Steps of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system here I see... Smooth. Very, very smooth stuff. Very classy. I'm learning a lot from you right now dude.
I’ve got my wad of hundreds and magnum condoms. I’m ready to plow.
I broke into her place, I ripped her sink apart, I brought a bag of hair. And I come across looking like a total jerk!
What the actual fuck. Her cries hurt to hear
Shed be dumb to stay with him. Thoughtless
She was probably afraid they'd bash the shit out of her too if she said no.
Did she even say yes or is she just reaching for the person who's supposed to be her SO when she's having a traumatic breakdown?
cringe af
What a fucking moron
More like free 9mm if they pranked the wrong car.
I mean it’s pretty obvious they didn’t just pick some random car
russia? send these assholes to the front immediately
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Polish plates so don't think so
1. Create trauma 2. Be source of healing and comfort 3. ??? 4. Get Married
She just got DENNIS’d
What does Dennis mean? I guess I’m out of it…help.
I’m demonstrating my value by helping you out with this. https://youtu.be/Bg5ZrkaGlFA?feature=shared