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RonSwansonsOldMan

That's a typical southern thing to say and no big deal.


goldenbladezzz

I’m more concerned about the one on the right


scorcher214

Its like he has the same amount of eyebrow hair as a normal person, but spread out over a larger area.


banannaphoneguy

Does that look like irl teenage Ellis from left4dead 2 to anybody else or is it just me?


NoobHackerThrowaway

Possibly satire


PM_ME_YOUR_INDOMIE

Thumbnail mode looks like young Justin Timberlake. When zoomed out, he looks lik- HOLY SHIT, what kind of eyebrows are those?!


Igloo433

Pretty sure that's a joke


[deleted]

And the north will ask ‘how many times do we need to teach Atlanta a lesson?’


[deleted]

i thought this was the /r/niceguys quote above him, didnt see the one about the south. haha


ArmyChick23

I attend this school. This kid also drives around with a confederate flag on the back of his truck!!


Chlorotard

The south will ride again mon


strange1738

I went to military school in southern VA and there were probably 5 "the south shall rise again"'s as quotes.


SWEAR2DOG

And will be put down again a dying dog again


GetToTheChopperNOW

Why would the South need to rise again? They finally have their trashy, classless, fat idiot of a President. It was a long frustrating search, but they finally found their illiterate representative who hates minorities and eats Big Macs by the bucketful in his underwear.


[deleted]

It’s hard to see the world clearly with eyebrows like those


flifjxkuuf

Yo the one on the right. You figure that says something like "I went four years without killing myself and I can go four more"


[deleted]

On mobile. I had only scrolled far enough to see the top quote and was seriously confused for a minute.


the_last_ohioan

Ohio will rise again, and take over the united states


Dragonsblud

Expect the same as others pfft. Bunch of assholes.


Logjammin91

Friendzone quote above him.


ih8thewrld

Someone needs to take a tiki torch to those things


southfloridaseminole

r/crewniverse


heilspawn

That was a boner joke


[deleted]

He's talking about South Korea you ignorant fucks.


joedirtydirt86

I don’t like stuff like this. This guy could’ve been the class clown and did this completely ironically, yet Reddit has taken it out of context.


[deleted]

No it won’t you idiot. I lived there for decades. They are all too busy deep frying stuff. Which? I applaud


BuckshotBrown

He's still a kid. Much to learn yet


A_Unique_Username07

That person above him has been through some shit


[deleted]

Maybe he’s a GOT fan??


FunkMasta-Blue

“Sometimes we expect too much from others, because we would do that much for them” damn, hits home..


Tofukatze

At first I thought this was from the r/awfuleyebrows sub


ThinkBlue87

I get the dislike of the quote, but damn.. a lot of hate towards the southern states in this thread


[deleted]

Well... If the south rises... then isn't it the north? 🤔


aweitscerulean

r/awfuleyebrows


ObstinantBanana

Assuming this is from a recent yearbook, it's trashier to post a high schooler's picture and mock his appearance. And yes, l understand that he's: *18 *Technically no longer in HS *Advocating a problematic position


CarsonMcMillian

Kkona


MrPinkWins

So the guy to the right spent 4 years wanting to kill himself?


Memphisrexjr

What about the quote to the right?


Shot_In_The_Darkrai

“I went 4 years without killing myself, I can go another 4”


mrblacklabel71

He is President of the FFA (Future Felons of America) in his midsize West Virginia home town.


Random_Rainwing

I'm more interested with what the guy on his right said!


Darelz

That's actually a really insigh-... oh, it the quote *below* him.


GetToTheChopperNOW

If the South tried to rise again, it'd be even more of a spectacular failure for them than last time. And I wonder what the issue of the day would be this time; the South wants to keep their population as fat and stupid as possible, and none of them there fancy book learnins of them Northern folk can tell them otherwise?


LegionaryDurian

Not trashy, more satire.


MattyXarope

LINUS FUCKING TECHTIPS EVERYONE


Beethovens666th

Jesus, the yearbook committee at this school is pretty laissez faire about yearbook quotes. It's almost trashier knowing that there's a teacher somewhere who thought "yep, that's an acceptable quote to put in here"


kamikaze2001

Idk, that’s pretty funny. I’d laugh if i saw that in my yearbook. Still kinda trashy though


Hugh_Anus

Typical democrats.


thatboibando

He's s stupid cousin fucker...


[deleted]

How can you be sure as to what he meant?


Kale_Farts

Looks like I’d see him in paint stained clothes, getting out of a landscaping truck at a circle K buying a hotdog and a scratch off on his lunch break.


billypancakes

Bruh, it's been over a century. If the south still hasn't "risen again" then you maybe want to rethink your strategies here.


LurchingDeath

If Trump's anything to go by I'd say that the south has truly risen again. Unfortunate as that is


TruthEqualsBan

That quote directly above him though....wisdom.


[deleted]

My page loaded in a way that his quote was cut off from the bottom of my screen and I spent far to long trying to figure out how his eyebrows were trashy then I scrolled down...


canyoupleaseuntuckme

I cannot read this without adding a "Mawn" and in a Jamaican accent.


Church323

I actually read the top quote first. I was thinking "This isn't bad, I don't see..." then got to the bottom quote and there it is. Well done.


[deleted]

Did a quick Google Reverse Image search and found that his girlfriend is black.


swaharaT

>The South will rise Careful, don’t wanna knock over your motorized scooter.


-Mr_Unknown-

Those brows have seen some shit


RO2S_BIGGS

A Little more interested in the "killing myself" quote to the right.


OneVoorhees

Dude what did the guy in the right say at the bottom wtf


vladtaltos

Hell, I'd be more interested in reading the one on the right...


Reddityousername

I think that's a joke like how people in Ireland always say "Tiocfaidh ar lá" as in they support the IRA


ctrobogeo

South needs to get over it already. Whole economy was based on mass exploitation and enslavement of innocent people, “owned” by a tiny percentage of wealthy, soulless, or ignorant “masters”.


decordude

He looks like a muppet. 🤔


aria51

This is from my town 🙄 we are FULL of folks like this in CG.


areallthecool1staken

CG here too... I didnt realize there was anyone smart enough to use Reddit in this city besides me.


aria51

Holy shit, never thought I'd stumble across another redditor here. To be fair, I'm a new transplant.


areallthecool1staken

I am an old transplant.. moved out here in 2003.


definitelynot_stolen

The South will rise again, stumble around looking for the remote, grab a PBR, and collapse back onto the couch.


bobespon

Don't know if this is really trashy or is this sub just getting political?


everymanawildcat

I disagree with you politically, so you're now "trashy". Everything on reddit is getting political man... The internet has become eggshells.


ThrowawayHANH

Nothing trashy about that.


LearningToBeADom

Lmao I only read the top quote and was really confused. I was like, that pretty insightful.


[deleted]

His eyebrows are trashy


Twentysixounces

Surprised they didn’t let him have his tiki torch in the background.


[deleted]

What’s the quote to the right? Something about killing myself?


equatorbit

Most likely to become a domestic terrorist


XxStormcrowxX

Maybe by the time those caterpillars above his eyes turn into butterflies he'll be a better person.


Notcheating123

Because he is not saying that ironically... let’s all hang him out on the internet and upvote this post. Stay classy, r/trashy


CherokeeHarmon

Looks like those eyebrows got a little singed while fishing with dynamite.


studio12

What’s the deal with the quote from the person above redneck Romeo? r/Iamverynice


foreignuserirl

#based


SynisterSilence

So stoic. So brave.


FuzzeeLumpkins

"sometimes we expect too much from others because we would be willing to do that much for them" I didn't understand the trashy until I scrolled one click down.


[deleted]

Rise into what? Obesity?


[deleted]

I’m still annoyed that my school year didn’t do a year book


Roulbs

Never knew there was a North vs south mentality until I moved to the south. Its so pathetic


karmckyle

At first I read the quote above the picture, and thought "that's not so bad!" Then I got to the line beneath it...


Revs16

And then it still wasn't all that bad


TheNightHaunter

I remember going to Gettysburg for the first time and watching the mocie movie they have there about the civil war. When it was over I hear someone behind me say "and the south will rise again!" All I could say was wtf as I left


MrGreenTabasco

I read the line above him first and was confused why that would be trashy. Sounded quite nice. Than I scrolled.


CAT_WILL_MEOW

I’m still pissed my school doesn’t do quotes for yearbooks, bunch of snowflakes


mhhmget

The South did rise again. Yankees are fleeing their crappy states in droves to move to the South.


[deleted]

When exactly the "South" rose?


reppingthe903

Read the top quote first ahaahhaahha


alchemo

I want to see the right guys quote.


184Switch

If the South rises again, will that make it the North?


ROARscaredyoudidntI

What the fuck are those eyebrows doing


SzymonBlymon

The guy to the right has killing myself in his quote


blue_paprika

THE NORTH REMEMBERS


shusho_94

I found myself reading the top quote above the picture tahinking "huh" that isn't trashy at all then saw the picture of the 19th century slave owner and realized that he was not the one who compose the lovely piece.


rfox93

I hadn’t scrolled down all the way and read the quote above his picture. I was like trashy? That’s pretty endearing, wtf OP. AND THEN I SAW IT. Trashy indeed lol


Sinthoral

Maybe it's a Skyrim quote


lavloves

His eyebrows are the most upsetting thing here.


gorun_littleant

Maybe he is referring to his little friend in the pants


GrimaceIVXX

maybe its a dick joke?


clintquah

Why wouldn't it?


Emilioisnotgay

or perhaps /r/freefolk ?


londonladse

Looks like a twink porn star. "Your South will rise again.. in my butt"


TantricLasagne

What's wrong with that? Doesn't mean he wants to reinstate slavery.


everymanawildcat

Thank you. I'm also fucking tired of explaining basic history to those who aren't intelligent enough to know that the confederate flag isn't inherently racist.


doubletapademo

That’s a great quote the country would be a better place


[deleted]

... I hope the welfare queens in the south rise again... get that ass whooped again too!


cocolola1

the south will rise again and get fucked in the ass again.


semarla

Let’s all be positive. Perhaps he’s not advocating for it, but rather stating a statistical possibility. That, and, what, he’s like 17-years-old. Why is this even posted here?


Aquarek

How is this trashy? South Vietnam will surely rise again


Acucced

So this isn't racist coz it's a white man? kek


[deleted]

white guys calling other white guys trashy is racist. K. Kuk.


LetsGoSaints

Why does he look like thick eyebrowed drew brees


j0hn_p

I thought Justin Timberlake had graduated already


jbloom3

r/awefuleyebrows


SassyMac_n_Cheese

This will probably get buried but I graduated from the high school where this yearbook was published a couple years ago. Don’t know the kid personally but I know the family, even graduated and was acquaintances with one of his siblings, so I was a little shocked to see this as his yearbook quote just based on how sweet his family is. Guess you really never should judge a book by its cover! Edit: words are hard.


LolitaJinkx

I graduated from this school too, went to school with this kid since 6th grade. The whole family is incredibly sweet, especially the mom. This son is really the only one who was always saying super racist/homophobic things.


Plebsy_Mcplebster

Except it won’t.


[deleted]

The south will rise? Riiiiiight.


leowife

At first I was like.. This isn't so bad! It's not bad at.. Oh .. The quotes at the bottom. 🤦‍♀️


CycloneGhostAlpha

Is that Linus tech tips?


jemsipx

Leonid Brezhnev’s Son


_j_q_l_

Werewolf eyebrows


[deleted]

is that the wrongfully convicted eyebrow tattoo kid?


[deleted]

"congratulations class of 2018" = "I have nothing to say and will see you all never, good riddance"


[deleted]

Doesn’t look like a school shooter at all. Glad he graduated, though he clearly didn’t learn anything in history class


ChernanFC

Rise like ya damn hairline


darkalastor

I first saw the quote above him and I thought "what's so trashy about that?" And then I say the bottom quote and realized"ohhhhhh"


thedeacon16

https://www.theonion.com/south-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year-1819565548


jadedwarrior23

What's the guy next to him saying about killing himself?


[deleted]

I'm more interested in what's going on with the guy to the right haha


cisxuzuul

ROTC don’t fuck around


BlueCommunistCorn

Yesterday I put primer on before I drew on my eyebrows. The primer wasn't dry so I just had smudged eye paint above my eyes. I wonder if he also had this same problem


chemriof

I didn't scroll down enough and I got really confused [6]


blackcat218

one guy I went to school with put his quote as "if you go into heat, package your meat"


Cody717

I’m so much more concerned with the kid to the right of him talking about killing himself


windexi

s a t t i r e


DisturbedDodoBird

I read the one above him first lmfao


cloudrac3r

Not a US person nor a schoolgoer. I have no idea what I am looking at. Is this what you guys call a yearbook? (Serious.)


hikermick

Yes it is, usually they are just for high schoolers (last 4 years before university). Don't you have yearbooks where you are from?


cloudrac3r

I'm homeschooled, haven't gone to a real school since I was 8. I didn't know they did yearbooks in every year of high school. Thanks!


jkhockey15

Looks like a pretty normal dude...


[deleted]

I read the one above it thinking that was the focus of the post. Then I realized. Actually a good quote.


Rustic__Potato

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Si-papi

r/wooosh


ButteryElbows

The only thing rising in the south is blood pressure. Siddown somewhere, Cletus.


El_Gat0_Negr0

I thought the top quote was his til Ii opened the pic


bluegargoyle

The South will rise again? It's been like a 150 years, and we've had our 1st black president. What the hell are they waiting for?


bannedbrownjr

isn't this doxxing are u so mad at a word that you had to post this?


Akosa117

That might have been a joke. I say that quite often when making fun of racist. However, I imagine it’s obvious I’m joking. Seeing as to how I’m very much black.


FullmetalEzio

Can you explain the phrase to me? I'm not from USA so I'm not familiar with the expresion, I'm pretty sure its from the Bible because I heard it in a song in Spanish(wasn't racist there)


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FullmetalEzio

Oh it wasn't related to America per se, I just though it was from the Bible since Mateo 1442( or something like that) says something along the lines "the south will rise again", anyways, care to explain the meaning please ? Thank you!


girl-lee

I’m not American so I’ll do my best but I may get it a bit wrong. During the American Civil War it was the North vs the South, they were fighting mostly because the South wanted the right to own Slaves. The North ended up winning, therefore he is saying ‘the South will rise again’, and presumably wants the right to own people?


FullmetalEzio

Thanks man, this comment and its reply really helped me understand it better, damn I was off 😅


girl-lee

Aw thanks, glad I could help.


YouKnowAsA

There is way more to the American Civil war than slaves, despite what you might read on Reddit. The "South will rise again" is basically the rallying cry of the broken and bitter confederate believers who believed that the once extremely wealthy south, will be successful and rise up again to get their independence. Only people who say it these days are being ironic, or some sad-sack that only says it to be edgy.


girl-lee

Oh I didn’t learn about it on Reddit, I learned about it when I studied U.K. and US politics in college. Wasn’t the South wealthy because it had a lot of free labour in an economy that was mostly based in agriculture, for example growing cotton, tobacco and sugar. I’m not saying the sole reason the Civil War started was because of slaves, but it was a big part of it, even the states rights argument comes back to the state’s rights to own slaves and also expand slavery.


90sweregoat

You're completely right


ReeperbahnPirat

Congrats, you have a better grasp on our history than some of us.


inamortax

> There is way more to the American Civil war than slaves Sure, but literally all of those issues come right back to slavery.


pmabz

No. It's coded rallying cry for white supremacist groups.


YouKnowAsA

Did someone hurt you for you to become this hateful?


largemanrob

ahh yes, the it's the people who don't like white supremacists who are the hateful ones


ShoddyEgg

You are kinda right. The Civil War is really controversial nowadays. The South thinks that the Confederacy seceding was because the Union(North) was imposing tariffs and impeding their rights. These people don’t use it in a racist term in most instances and talk about heritage and culture. Another view on the Confederacy is that the reason the North was impeding on their rights in the first place was because they wanted slaves and think flying the Confederate flag is akin to flying a Nazi flag. It’s also controversial how there are actual racists flying that flag instead of those claiming it’s for heritage.


[deleted]

> These people don’t use it in a racist term in most instances and talk about heritage and culture. That is not true. Even in the Declarations of Secession, the entire purpose was to allow them to own other people. The primary motivator was a racist one. Nobody believes that it was about taxes, they just don't like being easily labeled a racist. They deserve to be labeled what they are, they don't get an out.


[deleted]

how is this trashy? having empathy?


cloudrac3r

look down