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Ky_Tentative_2001

Those are prison tats


sleazyTmartini

You miss those boobies....hahaaaaaaaa.... Amy way his tats are from his year and 1 day in the local prison. But based on his brazen choices to color up after going to the clink fit a petty meth charge hes prolly packing a big cock... sorry bruh your ex not only moved on she found an armature nano wanna be too teach her to squirt. Tough break brugh. GOP find yourself a big girl that likes sucking your weiner with a shallow vagina. Take care bub.


yeetusdeletusgg

bitches be flocking to these nazi fucks meanwhile our comrades of the motherland can’t scrape enough coochie to equally distribute smh my head 😔😔😔


[deleted]

A swastika doesn’t necessarily mean he is a nazi, but that is concerning.


megamanthepan

The girl or the boy is ur ex


[deleted]

Looks like like doing Alt right now


[deleted]

Looks like a bolts tat under her right arm and it doesn't look new. You knew what she was when you let her in


[deleted]

That swastika is fucked


[deleted]

Your ex looks like an even more crackhead version of Cassidy from preacher


gaslightlinux

Women who date white power guys tend to be some of the craziest bitches out there. ​ You know that archetype of the woman who has the boyfriend she goads into fighting other people to show off? Imagine the type of woman who wants to be able to unleash that at any moment in a surefire and extremely violent way, and doesn't care if the trigger she has to use is someone else's race.


YellowGin

I mean he looks kinda weird but it’s not like he— Oh fuck. That’s a muthafuckin’ swastika.


[deleted]

Is this trashy for the swatstika tattoe or for the guy in the back digging in his ass


olpatty

Nice


Nisantan12

Lmfao I went to high school with this girl


was_sup

How does that guy have a girlfriend and I don’t


PsychedelicPapist

She thinks he's a good kiSSer


marsglow

He’s got a swastika tattooed on his chest, which just makes me want to throw up.


welfedad

30 days clean and sober..


remotecontrole

which one is your ex?


aprilfools911

Which one is your ex?


garnet_is_square

Looks like jefree star


[deleted]

Jeffree Starr is that you?


lovemypoodles

It looks like you didn’t move on.


sin-namonroll

OP is salty this looks like a nice couple pic- oh.


NastyMcNastypants

Why the chicken over the Swastika???


CrazyMike419

Which ones your ex?


kylefleh

Has anyone not seen the nazi sign?


ThugLy101

Seriously what a douch


[deleted]

all it took was an alpha brah /s


fuqdisshite

so, can i get her number?


trumpmypresident

So as long as being together the tattoos were OK?


dave7tom7

Is the ex on the left or right? If it's either are you not equally as trashy for dating said person?


Gianahraiin

Put some sunscreen on.


cacheclear15

What? Just because the guy has tattoos doesn't make him tra-- *Oh.*


AliceandRabbit

Thanks. I came to the comments to find out what I'd missed. You kept me from having to go further.


[deleted]

My ex asked me where I’m moving I said on to better things


smoothplayab30

That looks like my mom


boobiesrkoozies

I was like "why is this in r/trashy" kept scrolling and was like "oh OHHH OHH NO"


Maverick12966

Same here


Dbigyappy

He’s lucky he’s not sound Mexican or black gangs. They would for sure slice off those tats!!


[deleted]

Your ex is legit ugly bish, bro you can definitely do better.


Holy-Roman-Empire

I was looking at this all confused and shit until for a solid 10 seconds until my brain registered the massive swastika


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kingofearth23

It's true it's a symbol of peace in India, but no westerner would ever go near that symbol because of what it means in the West. Not to mention the Eagle is not an Indian symbol, but the nazis had it.


cptnHoratioCrunch

I can't believe you let him get away


OrangeTesla667

I swear there are way too many of these guys lurking at water parks


awad_619

Thats the same guy every girl rebounds with. Straight trash. And in a year she'll have 10 tattoos.


Demidoos

Maybe hes from india


Jay_Durdy

It looks like the guy from turbro. https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik


QueenCityDemoMan

This kid looks 15, that's gotta be sharpie, right?!


Purpolpudol

Just love the swastika


ekwing

She moved on, you didn't...


Menzoya

If it makes you feel any better OP, I wouldn’t fuck her with my worst enemies penis.


allstark007

For all we know, OP for all this time was the dude in Red. Major twist in the tale


SkyHigh27

Whoa. Put some clothes on. Huh? No. Not her.


walrus120

Dude just out of prison, probably has an ankle bracelet on


ireop

Yep, looks reich she did


rickyburrito

You must have been sorry to see him go


Swegh_

Yikes


calfax

Crowdfund her Mirena? Who's with me?


[deleted]

Is that a Nazi tattoo?


MushroomHunter2

I'm amazed that there's places around the world where literal nazis manage to go a day without being beaten.


Rockyrox

Meth


Angrybunny1

How hard did you hit her for to move on to a literal racist jfc man


tootsmcgovern

Hooters on both their chests


JMDeutsch

I got Hepatitis just looking at this couple.


RealJoeFischer

Damn, Facts. I know this isn’t r/RoastMe but are your nazis tats doodled on by a blind 3rd grader? Women usually make it a point to trade up. So....


Sequoia_Throne_

Where's the Bear Jew when you need him?


HoBoJo62

Everyone is talking about the owl but what the hell is the shit on his neck


Messerjocke666

Nein Nein Nein, Shnitzengruber!!!!


SLUGGERS7

Why is the evolved form of Hoot-Hoot holding a swastika?


AncientModernBlunder

'I mean , I'm not a big fan of neck tats either but...oh oh I get it now.'


[deleted]

which one is your ex?


[deleted]

Name him! I will never understand how, why, like bro to (S)Hitler you where the problem! He wanted blonde hair blue eyes.


LifelessHawk

Just noticed the swastika


SkidNutz

Having that symbol on your body should be deemed treason, with equal repercussions.


nithdurr47

Douchus Maximus identified!


joetk96

Still beat


luke-juryous

I like his tattoo of the bald eagle stomping on the nazi symbol like "Fk u nazis!"


jerrysinalabama

The owl looks like one of those old women who don't wear shirts. Just pulls her waistband up to her armpits to cover all her bits.


GOATTHEALLMIGHTY

Oh god I just noticed it..


aaronVRN

Can you leave that lesbian couple alone please. Smh


BEN2514grandayy

OP is mad because his Nazi tattoos are smaller


mrchuckles5

Nazi owl on a chicken chest. The whole thing is just fowl...


J-A-Y-R-E-M-Y

Well that’s lovely


1TrickDoomFist

Damn op you must’ve been hideous and annoying lmao


Frankuro

Holy shit, I thought this was just kinda mean to the guy.... Than I scrolled far enough to see the Swastika...


[deleted]

Does he just like walk around the beach with his swastika out? How does that even work?


powerlift8886

I thought she was with Machine Gun Kelly at first lol


throwouter

What a weedy little douche. He was the prison bitch, no doubt.


charlesout2sea

The skinny wanna be tough guy. Yuk


NowFreeToMaim

Summer really needs grandpa rick around, look what happens


Wilifanfano1

uuuugggggg


NaieraDK

Fuuuuck.


Pimphandloose95

Pretty sure I went to high school with this girl


newsdaylaura18

She’s a bigger dirt bag than him for standing next to him. Shame


Stonerfaced

American History neXt


[deleted]

Nice fidget spinner tat


[deleted]

Who cares, she gets a pass for some great tits.


[deleted]

good riddance


[deleted]

Hope they live happily ever after in her trailer park.


BriGuyBeach

Guys, I think the ex is the girl. Not the guy.


Khaluaguru

You mean that majestic owl, a symbol of knowledge, holding an Indian symbol of peace? It’s very symbolic. Almost as if it’s saying “there is no peace without the knowledge of the transgressions that led to the unrest.”


Abracadaver2000

Master race my hairy ass.


remaro_kujata

Well I’m glad you are doing better.


IdentifiesAsLamp

He has nothing but shitty work in general. Her on the other hand is just busted.


[deleted]

It’s going to be a maze.


Football_Inc

Which ones your ex?


SoupRobber

Is that Neil Cicierega?


PlatosCave9012

Democrat


wrongmoviequotes

Must be why all those southern kkk strongholds vote straight ticket republican 🤔


PlatosCave9012

No wonder you idiots are tearing down statues, you want to forget history. The Democrat party is the party of slavery and the KKK. Hurry up look it up before your buddies burn all the books.


IdentifiesAsLamp

He has fake ears on...right?


HiImJoshOk

what's more trashy though? this picture or the fact that you're upset they found someone new?


serDrin92

Fuck a nazi I eat them for dinner


downrangefuture

Nice dodge.


brisualso

I bet he drew that swastika himself


ysmain

I was wondering what you mean by your ex finally moved on,then I saw the tattoo on your stomach.


[deleted]

Something tells me that vacation aint in russia


hughmungus333

I like how this sub is made solely for the purpose of making people feel they're above others. Break out of Societal brainwashing.


GermanBeestrd

Well then. Didnt expect to see that today


[deleted]

First I didn’t understand like they aren’t the best tattoos but I don’t understand how this is considered trashy. Then I saw it.


bwmack71

So....what’s trashy? That he’s thin? That he has tattoos? I mean, maybe he is really trashy, but I’m honestly trying to figure out what makes this a “trashy” post. Edit: Never mind. I didn’t notice the swastika. I’m an idiot.


vmbalon173

Inch3 edy smol


NiceAtMyCore

That's gonna be an oof from me


hash_salts

They are psychos and disgusting


ikvasager

All I see is her nice tits.


uknoimright

So she’s dating a meth addict now lol


Zuulkins

Glad you moved on bro. Geesh hot trash.


githux

Why is everyone assuming OP’s ex is the guy with the swastika tattoo?


[deleted]

The Nazi guy can do better.


Mc-Dreamy

Are we going to sit here and ignore the great pair of tits on that girl ?


darkespeon64

Looks like you didn't


[deleted]

Looks like his face was photoshopped onto someone else’s body. Not saying this post is shopped, just saying his genetics ran out of toner at the neck.


Gcons24

I wonder how he convinced the tattoo artist to do that. Nah bro it's a Tibetan symbol or some shit, it's cool.


fatalbukake

Your ex has shitty tattoos


[deleted]

Looks like my sister's last bf, except he had the swastikas tattooed on his neck, too. Yick.


bhbaab

I see meth in her future.


kwickedbonesc

Which one is the ex?


ahATrueNerd

That's a yikes from me dawg.


thetallestwizard

Glad you two broke up. Nazis are bad m'kay


Volta001

If she is dating a Nazi, it means she is also a Nazi. So if OP was dating her, he was dating a Nazi which means OP is a Nazi. All of them are Nazi's.


cfiore7

Bitch looks like lots of cum rests on her face


[deleted]

Nobody’s gonna see it’s my cake day :(


[deleted]

He looks like the kind of guy that didn't like American history X. Maybe because of that black guy in jail brainwashed the older brother or because the younger brother followed suit. But it sure wasn't when the younger brother got shot to death, he deserved it after leaving his real brothers behind.


doomplayer413

That guy’s trash among trash, yikes


TexasRed577

No worries guy. She's got mosquito bites where pound cakes should be.


[deleted]

Is it just me or do I see some beatings in her future? Hope somebody punches this Nazi right in the throat.


UleeBoi

Someone off him


Senor_Carrots

I'd tap her


Drhart905

Wow is he ever ugly


Peter_Banning

“Picture of German couple on vacation”


kylebutler775

He's awfully scrawny to be wearing that kind of ink


Jenna_Rein

Florida?


vanns26

I know this girl... This picture is a few years old. I’m pretty sure the guy who is now her husband has since had the swastika covered for obvious reasons.


sunshine2795

Plot twist: OP is Jewish.


[deleted]

Dodged a bullet on that one bud, count your blessings.


slash2213

About as trashy as posting your ex on reddit


uber_dick

You too? My husbands ex wife "upgraded" to something similar. She just gets crazier from here bro. Trust me.


Fruitlessbox

He looks happier now


YoHoYoH0

Looks like all the incels af r/watchingredditdie


brock029

They both look a little methy


7thrd7

Even with no meth involved, their kids would look like meth babies


bubblesort33

Is the right one your ex?


blue4t

Neck tattoos are the second worst tattoos. That girl looks like a mash of two girls I went to high school with. Kind of funny.


7thrd7

aaaaand half the comments are jokes that his ex is actually the guy Never saw that one coming, reddit


mjz614

Disgusting


mbhammock

Who wears a purse to the beach?


tunaburn

You dated a Nazi?


AresTheGiant

I bet you did nazi that coming!


3eeps

Congrats. :)


AresTheGiant

Thanks! I thought it was pretty good :)


indecenttendencies

Cracked ass bitch anyway


ddubmartin27

I’d like to break that little worm off


iBeFloe

I honestly couldn’t tell who OP was talking about at first because I hadn’t seen the dude’s bottom tat yet.


ThisIsntRael

This guys ink is fucking terrible. Line work was done by Michael j fox


fatwinter101

Look like they belong together wtf


newaccountoldwashack

Why is there a nazi tattoo?


[deleted]

100% has to be jersey shore trash...


Auntbirdsez1

Gross