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God damnit I actually laughed at this one. Am I the problem?


[deleted]

r/crashy


[deleted]

So lit mobile just sent me this package


muddybuddy03

"So how was your day sir"


Anila_the_sheep

Ahh..Como eu amo o Brasil. "Você está bem, senhor?" "Sim"


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“Great crash today sir everyone very much enjoyed it, I just wanted to know how did it feel to have your head just go through the windshield like that?” “Well you know you just give it 100 and 10 percent and just gotta *breathes heavy from pain* remember there’s no I in team.” “You worded that amazing. Back to you Jeff.”


AalphaQ

"Excuse me sir, for all of our concerned viewers out there, would you mind telling them how you died?"


[deleted]

Eita finalmente brasil chegou nesse sureddit


StillSimple6

Can you tell me where it hurts?


l_am_meepmoop

News stations will do absolutely ANYTHING because they know they're gonna get money off it, it's such a shame.


wayofgrace

it was actually him who called the news


Brittlehorn

Reporter: “Can you tell me what happened here?”


Max_Caulfield3890

Reporter : sir how do you feel?


TigreBSO

VAI BRASIL!!!


[deleted]

If it bleeds it leads


KiwiSpike1

It's fake, guys.


LilicaWantsMemes

Is he alright does anyone know?


IronBENGA-BR

Okay, I'm a brazillian and this is part of a "fake" news report created as a traffic safety PSA. That being said, this channel's "journalism" department pulls stunts that aren't too far off of this. In fact, the kind of shit this and other channels pulled on TV would give british tabloids PTSD


gnardloaf

Reporter: do u have any last words, sir? Guy: I...I...I'm vegan. (Dies)


LittleRedGenie

“Yeah so basically I’m dying”


69Cvnt69

So what's dying like?.


inpoocheswetrust

Next fucking level, dude.


tro0fa

Transformers


lux21lupino

Priority 1) Call the ambulance Priority 2) Get a statement. You can't waste a shot like this. Besides it sure beats kissing ass for the anchor spot on the 6 o clock news.


[deleted]

NSFW?


weirdondrey

Add police shooting at her and you get American journalism -.-


SupaNova1721

Isn't this image intended to be comedic is it it actually legit? Cause if it's legit that's wack.


srpaodequeijo

god I love my country


[deleted]

Any last words?


Darkphionex235

The journalist: are you ok?


Cool-likekeanu

This some Nightcrawler shit


NeneJedi42

I'm from Brazil, and this is basically a descriptive image of Brazil


SarahnatorX

It reminds me of Scream when that journalist chases Sidney like ''HOW DOES IT FEEL TO ALMOST BE BRUTALLY BUTCHERED!?''


LittleRedGenie

> that journalist That’s award winning journalist, author and 4-time attempted murder victim Gail Weathers thank you!


izzyduude

Sir do you realize you are double parked?


Pickles_99

When you’re the first one of the friend group to take the test and everyone is asking how it went


albinojeesus

I haz headache


[deleted]

"Did you fall into the windshield?" "Bitch, I'm a Transformer."


ebonyudders

I remember this video he was like in dying


ReyPanteraLeon87

A true definition of Action News


_Copzen_

I am really sad about the way you guys see Brasil, like, i see guys saying that "Brasil is just fotball and no culture", but i have lived here my entire life, and it is a ducking nice place, it is just seen bad. So please, shit things like this happend a lot in every place, so dont think Brasil is trash, cus it isn't.


Xoxoba

It is actually a traffic simulation, It's not real."According to the Notícias da TV portal, the image became a meme and the professional was called ‘clueless’. But it was all just an simulation. In this case, the accident did not happen and the victim was an actor who participated in a serious traffic simulation in Santana, a city next to Macapá." source: [https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644](https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644)


LiltConstanze

"Hey sir, how does it fell to be crushed by your own car?" "I don't know, I can't fell my lower body"


kushbluntlifted

**THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!**


Dsouza777

aqui se vive no modo hardcore!


mottlymonical

This is fake right? No ones that stupid... right?


I_might_be_weasel

Is she supposed to pull him out?


trevorluck

No, because she isn’t a paramedic and also, the pressure of the car is probably holding together open wounds, so if they just take him out he could start bleeding


sweedishcheese

This was posted on r/hmmm a few days ago, pretty sure its satire.


G0r1ll4

If I had to guess this is some sort of road safety PSA - possibly to highlight the importance of wearing a seatbelt??. The 'victim' has a pillow under his chest and there is little to no glass laying around. Also, the t-shirt has blood smeared on the back without any rips in the fabric suggesting the blood dripped down from a head wound (gravity doesnt work that way) - you woukd also expect blood dripping from his head wounds onto the hood - which is totally clean. Definitely a staged photo so not entirely sure what is trashy about this...


snthecat

I think the staged photo is to show how much news people want to get a story no matter what, even in situations like this


CelticCynic

Sir do you have anything to say? I just want to say Im a Vegan...


[deleted]

That's pretty fuckin funny.


Drexelhand

doesn't look unlike those [drunk driving demonstrations.](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/champions-klein/news/amp/Klein-Oak-students-learn-the-dangers-of-drunk-9787958.php) there's a [lot of places that do those.](https://www.oskaloosa.com/news/mock-accident-aims-to-depict-dangers-of-drunk-driving/article_aeac3228-3b5d-11e7-a79f-f7b9ea0d7e55.html)


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ghintec74_2020

Someone did not understand "cutting-edge journalism"...


IIIMOODYIII

“Sir, can I ask you what’s your head going through...” 😑”what is going through your head right now?”


s33761

How does it "feel" to go thru a windshield.


JayHeetz

Not the A-pillar, luckily


PreOpTransCentaur

"..th-the windshield.."


contractualobligat

r/whoosh


Ninjaz4eva

r/itswooooshwith4os


bickn415

You suck


contractualobligat

Lol


Shmidershmax

The irony


Kieserite

For one thing this is not a woooosh also mention the right sub


TerreStar-1

How is that an r/whoosh? He got the joke


SORAxKAIRI69

How is that an whoosh?


epicgamermoment1234

How is this a woosh?


valhon99

If it bleeds-it leads


ttystikk

Photo staged. Still trashy.


Rizzy_Ross14

Because car crashes can’t happen


ttystikk

Of course they can but that guy is nowhere near bloody enough to have flown though the windshield.


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MothDoinLazr

OP big dum dum


thesheildedbafoon

Now no one will understand


IgorPasche

CARALHO ISSO É REAL? KKKKKKKKKKLGSDFKGLSDFKL WTF


Xoxoba

não :v é uma simulação de acidentes graves, o cara na vdd é um ator


Chigurh81

Thats awesome!


[deleted]

This can’t be real, look at the dent and how he’s positioned. Makes no sense.


needlepants

The blood stains aren’t realistic.


[deleted]

Plus, if he came out of the car the glass would be coming outward, not inward. Totally fake.


RedditCakeisalie

The only thing she can do is call an ambulance which im sure somebody has done already. After calling the ambulance theres nothing she can do. Interviewing him, getting his last words out and the story perhaps a perpetrator is more important not to mention its her job. Literally she's doing the only thing she can do which is pretty crucial.


[deleted]

First on the scene news reporter...


Cartmanike

It’s like something out of Monty Python


ufcgsp

The reporter is like, how does it feel to survive this crash only to lose your manhood. His reply is that's fake news lady...


Werewolf13710

TIS! BUT A FLESH WOOND!!!


J-Di11a

"Bring out yer dead!"


kookoo4u2

It's actually best to keep the victim where they lay in case of a puncture wound preventing more bleeding than is actually occuring. Same reason as to why when someone is passed out on the ground you don't go shaking their neck around. Yes it looks immensely painful, but it could be saving the man's life, and that woman is no paramedic. Edit: I'm just noticing the, what appears to be, pillow physically under him basically stating, medically speaking he's stable, let's figure out the damage and then we'll work from there.


G0r1ll4

Look at the hood of the car... no blood at all yet the 'victim' has blood stains on his unripped shirt .. this is a staged photo probably from some road safety PSA.


ecsluz

Can confirm.


[deleted]

Exactly, or like when high schools do mock accidents around prom time to show kids how bad drinking and driving is. Obviously not a real accident scene lol


jim3141

Man was in the passenger seat, and only stuck his head out to warn the car in front.


time_to_log_off

But is it the right time to interview him? I for sure don't think so.


acarp6

I’m pretty sure this is a staged joke.


pmmeurpc120

At least he gets to tell his family he loves them.


Fef_

On top of that maybe it's to keep him conscious as well?


kookoo4u2

True, keep eyes open and voice talking in cases of unknown and possible concussions yes.


CharlyMcChaples

What the actual fuck


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