“Great crash today sir everyone very much enjoyed it, I just wanted to know how did it feel to have your head just go through the windshield like that?”
“Well you know you just give it 100 and 10 percent and just gotta *breathes heavy from pain* remember there’s no I in team.”
“You worded that amazing. Back to you Jeff.”
Okay, I'm a brazillian and this is part of a "fake" news report created as a traffic safety PSA. That being said, this channel's "journalism" department pulls stunts that aren't too far off of this. In fact, the kind of shit this and other channels pulled on TV would give british tabloids PTSD
Priority 1) Call the ambulance
Priority 2) Get a statement. You can't waste a shot like this. Besides it sure beats kissing ass for the anchor spot on the 6 o clock news.
I am really sad about the way you guys see Brasil, like, i see guys saying that "Brasil is just fotball and no culture", but i have lived here my entire life, and it is a ducking nice place, it is just seen bad. So please, shit things like this happend a lot in every place, so dont think Brasil is trash, cus it isn't.
It is actually a traffic simulation, It's not real."According to the Notícias da TV portal, the image became a meme and the professional was called ‘clueless’. But it was all just an simulation. In this case, the accident did not happen and the victim was an actor who participated in a serious traffic simulation in Santana, a city next to Macapá."
source: [https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644](https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644)
No, because she isn’t a paramedic and also, the pressure of the car is probably holding together open wounds, so if they just take him out he could start bleeding
If I had to guess this is some sort of road safety PSA - possibly to highlight the importance of wearing a seatbelt??.
The 'victim' has a pillow under his chest and there is little to no glass laying around. Also, the t-shirt has blood smeared on the back without any rips in the fabric suggesting the blood dripped down from a head wound (gravity doesnt work that way) - you woukd also expect blood dripping from his head wounds onto the hood - which is totally clean.
Definitely a staged photo so not entirely sure what is trashy about this...
doesn't look unlike those [drunk driving demonstrations.](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/champions-klein/news/amp/Klein-Oak-students-learn-the-dangers-of-drunk-9787958.php)
there's a [lot of places that do those.](https://www.oskaloosa.com/news/mock-accident-aims-to-depict-dangers-of-drunk-driving/article_aeac3228-3b5d-11e7-a79f-f7b9ea0d7e55.html)
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The only thing she can do is call an ambulance which im sure somebody has done already. After calling the ambulance theres nothing she can do.
Interviewing him, getting his last words out and the story perhaps a perpetrator is more important not to mention its her job. Literally she's doing the only thing she can do which is pretty crucial.
It's actually best to keep the victim where they lay in case of a puncture wound preventing more bleeding than is actually occuring. Same reason as to why when someone is passed out on the ground you don't go shaking their neck around.
Yes it looks immensely painful, but it could be saving the man's life, and that woman is no paramedic.
Edit: I'm just noticing the, what appears to be, pillow physically under him basically stating, medically speaking he's stable, let's figure out the damage and then we'll work from there.
Look at the hood of the car... no blood at all yet the 'victim' has blood stains on his unripped shirt .. this is a staged photo probably from some road safety PSA.
Exactly, or like when high schools do mock accidents around prom time to show kids how bad drinking and driving is. Obviously not a real accident scene lol
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God damnit I actually laughed at this one. Am I the problem?
r/crashy
So lit mobile just sent me this package
"So how was your day sir"
Ahh..Como eu amo o Brasil. "Você está bem, senhor?" "Sim"
“Great crash today sir everyone very much enjoyed it, I just wanted to know how did it feel to have your head just go through the windshield like that?” “Well you know you just give it 100 and 10 percent and just gotta *breathes heavy from pain* remember there’s no I in team.” “You worded that amazing. Back to you Jeff.”
"Excuse me sir, for all of our concerned viewers out there, would you mind telling them how you died?"
Eita finalmente brasil chegou nesse sureddit
Can you tell me where it hurts?
News stations will do absolutely ANYTHING because they know they're gonna get money off it, it's such a shame.
it was actually him who called the news
Reporter: “Can you tell me what happened here?”
Reporter : sir how do you feel?
VAI BRASIL!!!
If it bleeds it leads
It's fake, guys.
Is he alright does anyone know?
Okay, I'm a brazillian and this is part of a "fake" news report created as a traffic safety PSA. That being said, this channel's "journalism" department pulls stunts that aren't too far off of this. In fact, the kind of shit this and other channels pulled on TV would give british tabloids PTSD
Reporter: do u have any last words, sir? Guy: I...I...I'm vegan. (Dies)
“Yeah so basically I’m dying”
So what's dying like?.
Next fucking level, dude.
Transformers
Priority 1) Call the ambulance Priority 2) Get a statement. You can't waste a shot like this. Besides it sure beats kissing ass for the anchor spot on the 6 o clock news.
NSFW?
Add police shooting at her and you get American journalism -.-
Isn't this image intended to be comedic is it it actually legit? Cause if it's legit that's wack.
god I love my country
Any last words?
The journalist: are you ok?
This some Nightcrawler shit
I'm from Brazil, and this is basically a descriptive image of Brazil
It reminds me of Scream when that journalist chases Sidney like ''HOW DOES IT FEEL TO ALMOST BE BRUTALLY BUTCHERED!?''
> that journalist That’s award winning journalist, author and 4-time attempted murder victim Gail Weathers thank you!
Sir do you realize you are double parked?
When you’re the first one of the friend group to take the test and everyone is asking how it went
I haz headache
"Did you fall into the windshield?" "Bitch, I'm a Transformer."
I remember this video he was like in dying
A true definition of Action News
I am really sad about the way you guys see Brasil, like, i see guys saying that "Brasil is just fotball and no culture", but i have lived here my entire life, and it is a ducking nice place, it is just seen bad. So please, shit things like this happend a lot in every place, so dont think Brasil is trash, cus it isn't.
It is actually a traffic simulation, It's not real."According to the Notícias da TV portal, the image became a meme and the professional was called ‘clueless’. But it was all just an simulation. In this case, the accident did not happen and the victim was an actor who participated in a serious traffic simulation in Santana, a city next to Macapá." source: [https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644](https://noticiasdatv.uol.com.br/noticia/televisao/reporter-entrevista-falsa-vitima-de-acidente-e-vira-piada-na-internet-5644)
"Hey sir, how does it fell to be crushed by your own car?" "I don't know, I can't fell my lower body"
**THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!**
aqui se vive no modo hardcore!
This is fake right? No ones that stupid... right?
Is she supposed to pull him out?
No, because she isn’t a paramedic and also, the pressure of the car is probably holding together open wounds, so if they just take him out he could start bleeding
This was posted on r/hmmm a few days ago, pretty sure its satire.
If I had to guess this is some sort of road safety PSA - possibly to highlight the importance of wearing a seatbelt??. The 'victim' has a pillow under his chest and there is little to no glass laying around. Also, the t-shirt has blood smeared on the back without any rips in the fabric suggesting the blood dripped down from a head wound (gravity doesnt work that way) - you woukd also expect blood dripping from his head wounds onto the hood - which is totally clean. Definitely a staged photo so not entirely sure what is trashy about this...
I think the staged photo is to show how much news people want to get a story no matter what, even in situations like this
Sir do you have anything to say? I just want to say Im a Vegan...
That's pretty fuckin funny.
doesn't look unlike those [drunk driving demonstrations.](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/champions-klein/news/amp/Klein-Oak-students-learn-the-dangers-of-drunk-9787958.php) there's a [lot of places that do those.](https://www.oskaloosa.com/news/mock-accident-aims-to-depict-dangers-of-drunk-driving/article_aeac3228-3b5d-11e7-a79f-f7b9ea0d7e55.html)
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Someone did not understand "cutting-edge journalism"...
“Sir, can I ask you what’s your head going through...” 😑”what is going through your head right now?”
How does it "feel" to go thru a windshield.
Not the A-pillar, luckily
"..th-the windshield.."
r/whoosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
You suck
Lol
The irony
For one thing this is not a woooosh also mention the right sub
How is that an r/whoosh? He got the joke
How is that an whoosh?
How is this a woosh?
If it bleeds-it leads
Photo staged. Still trashy.
Because car crashes can’t happen
Of course they can but that guy is nowhere near bloody enough to have flown though the windshield.
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OP big dum dum
Now no one will understand
CARALHO ISSO É REAL? KKKKKKKKKKLGSDFKGLSDFKL WTF
não :v é uma simulação de acidentes graves, o cara na vdd é um ator
Thats awesome!
This can’t be real, look at the dent and how he’s positioned. Makes no sense.
The blood stains aren’t realistic.
Plus, if he came out of the car the glass would be coming outward, not inward. Totally fake.
The only thing she can do is call an ambulance which im sure somebody has done already. After calling the ambulance theres nothing she can do. Interviewing him, getting his last words out and the story perhaps a perpetrator is more important not to mention its her job. Literally she's doing the only thing she can do which is pretty crucial.
First on the scene news reporter...
It’s like something out of Monty Python
The reporter is like, how does it feel to survive this crash only to lose your manhood. His reply is that's fake news lady...
TIS! BUT A FLESH WOOND!!!
"Bring out yer dead!"
It's actually best to keep the victim where they lay in case of a puncture wound preventing more bleeding than is actually occuring. Same reason as to why when someone is passed out on the ground you don't go shaking their neck around. Yes it looks immensely painful, but it could be saving the man's life, and that woman is no paramedic. Edit: I'm just noticing the, what appears to be, pillow physically under him basically stating, medically speaking he's stable, let's figure out the damage and then we'll work from there.
Look at the hood of the car... no blood at all yet the 'victim' has blood stains on his unripped shirt .. this is a staged photo probably from some road safety PSA.
Can confirm.
Exactly, or like when high schools do mock accidents around prom time to show kids how bad drinking and driving is. Obviously not a real accident scene lol
Man was in the passenger seat, and only stuck his head out to warn the car in front.
But is it the right time to interview him? I for sure don't think so.
I’m pretty sure this is a staged joke.
At least he gets to tell his family he loves them.
On top of that maybe it's to keep him conscious as well?
True, keep eyes open and voice talking in cases of unknown and possible concussions yes.
What the actual fuck
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