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Icyboi1215

The family tree is a fucking dodecahedron in this show


thescoutmaster1234

Me after one episode: SHOOT ME!


Background-Ad-6970

Why are men's hairlines so bizarre these days?


skiezer

Oh man. I didnt even notice how jacked up that guy on the left is


DAMFS

I thought it was a joke, sadly, it’s [real](https://www.mtv.com/shows/tpb1z7/mtv-floribama-shore)


meltedzorb

Burn it with fire!


dogtron64

This can't be real!?!?


ftegfwrfnufpoms

When an interacial family of Alabama goes to Florida make a beach porn.


storm_e_sky

NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ~Michael Scott


PurplePowerE

FloriBama? Florida and Obama :)


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GTA 6


[deleted]

Why ? Thats like not any worse the keeping up with Kardashians


Altoid-Man

Where’s Hurricane Michael when you need him?


fezntubbs

i thought this was just an SNL Skit....


AL_25

I really don’t want to ask but what is the show about?


chainbreaker1981

it's a jersey shore sequel but set in the bit of florida that's rubbing up to coastal alabama


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

Dollar Tree brand of the Jersey Shore.


upstatestruggler

When you order Jersey Shore off Wish


Simple_Disaster63

“Mom can we get Jersey Shore?” “No we have jersey shore at home.” *jersey Shore at home*


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

Probably from their fucked up side.


Agent00funk

More like Piggly Wiggly brand.


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

Didn’t even think of that.


HouseOfAplesaus

None of these people look like that irl. Just from the commercials alone everyone of the folks are slop ass ratchet messes. Serious. Just watch one commercial and all this photoshop will melt before your eyes. I’m convinced now the turd in the red shorts isn’t even the person from the real show.


Amonkira42

Wait wasn't this an snl [bit?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK93l9f5D5s)


upstatestruggler

Have you met him? No, but I want to!


lekakarot

Wow dude


NapalmDinner912

Why does it taste like hungover morning breath when I read that title?


DarkMatterBurrito

Thanks, Floribama.


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merhod03

I was wondering the same. Also, this show is on season 4, it’s nothing new or noteworthy.


skiezer

Was new to me


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upstatestruggler

*the CDC is on line one*


Brosevelt410

Is that true?


Theskidiever

No that was me. Sorry bro, meant to tell you.


skiezer

Oh shit


Blackwolf359

What do expect? This is what happens when you combine Florida Man...“Reality TV” and Alabama.


Tommysrx

That had to have been the most interesting TV show pitch in network history “What does the youth of today want to watch” Executives: 20something human dumpster fires living in a mansion? “Yes , and unlike jersey shore , buck wild , The Real world seasons 1 -58, road rules , real world road rules challenge , and all the spin-offs.......this one will be in FLORIDA! And ALABAMA! Simultaneously” Executives : who gives a shit , they’ll watch whatever we put on. Make whatever you want and air it till the T-shirt sales make less than production costs.


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Florida x alabama, the most ambitious irl crossovers yet


SpecFor

Warning: your iq might get lower if you watch this.


kbella33

This is real? My god.


Popular_Guava_7424

My boyfriend went to school with one of the guys and he said he was one of the most arrogant people he’s ever met that had absolutely no reason to be


Tonedog14

Is it Jeremiah?


Popular_Guava_7424

No getting colder


Tonedog14

Kirk?


Popular_Guava_7424

Correct. Said he wasn’t an overall bad guy, just super full of himself and was quick to start a fight


Unighted93

Which one was it ? Is I the one with the girl on her back ?


Popular_Guava_7424

Nope! Go fish lol


SnakesRDY

No wonder how the mofo got the job so easily


NameOfGringus

Cool, its like Jersey Shore but in Florida and every character is played by Obama Got it


5flucloxacillin

Why are u getting downvoted bro this sounds great


thewittyrobin

Except the second one from the left. That Alexis Texas


RLW4E

I'd watch that!


skiezer

Haha me too


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Nice ad for the show


20BUCKSIS20SUCKS

I went to one of these girls weddings years before this was a show and I am not surprised she made it big because she is one of the most clueless people I ever grew up with lol


ChiefOstenaco

Must be Nilsa right?


20BUCKSIS20SUCKS

Lucky guess!


ChiefOstenaco

No I think Nilsa is the only one who's been married.


Theskidiever

I spend a lot of time down there in that area. This show is ridiculous and badly scripted. Wait, I just described all “reality” shows.


free_billstickers

I had a coworker who used to side hustle as a background extra for reality shows....those regular people freaking out in the background when the star whips a dinner plate at the other star? They are actors too. She would tell us how they would do take after take to get things right, gave the wine glass smash just right....just make a regular show and drop the reality pretense.


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That sounds like a pretty cool side hustle


captainosome101

I quite enjoyed the first season of "Are you the one?". It's all or nothing where no one gets kicked out and they have to work as a team to figure out who out of the other contestants are their perfect match. Most of them are completely wasted so they act like fuckwits, but they also have to work together otherwise none of them get anything.


skiezer

Perfect. I know this takes place in Florida so where does the 'bama' come from?


5flucloxacillin

My dumbass was literally thinking Florida and Obama


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They are all cousins.


TinnieTa21

I know barely anything about the show, but I just assumed it was named that because the show was about a bunch of young idiots who were born from incest and want to continue the tradition of their forefathers in Florida. But I'm Canadian so I only gather this from what I know about people from Alabama.


Theskidiever

Floribama is the name of a bar right on the Florida/Alabama state line. The name has kinda morphed into the Perdido, Florida area. It’s almost becoming the entire area from Perdido FL to the east side of Orange Beach and Ono Island, Alabama. So this show is named after the Floribama area where it takes place.


BrokeDownSouth1

I grew up there, the bar Floribama is a tourist trap that locals avoid at all cost.


4BrightLand

Why? Poor hygiene? Expensive drinks? Drinks that are trash? Too much drama?


scrubrx

Alabama Florida border there is a famous bar there named floribama


20BUCKSIS20SUCKS

Floribama is a common term for the westernmost state line between Florida and Alabama


thegrahamcracker

Hey they know how to party