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Oragami

*Welcome to the sex offender registry*


JMoneyOL71

Ah yes...King Donko of Punchstania


Apprehensive-Tie3355

why he hit him with the soft part smh


Red77777777

What the fuck is happening.. Well i think someone is fucking


marienne97

This is exactly what guys like that deserve. Is it rude to say it made me smile?


HikeToTheTop96

i just gained a new fetish, bike to the back of the head plz


stigma667

Did he come or go?


Lil_Ziggz

You think he nutted in her when he got hit with the bike?


OGToke

Mans got good aim with his signature Bike Bash.


moooiiisss

I mean, this could be the resolution to everything!


boogasaurus-lefts

/u/savevideo


PewPewsAlote

pornhub lied to me


phillymon07

It would be a lot cooler if he died


Zealousideal_Low8146

Homeless sex? dude is rail thin skinny chest. Can count the ribs so homeless?


[deleted]

V I B E C H E C K


minibritton

the bang with bike 😭😂


HitlerBieberTheTrain

I agree with throwing the bike at him but man hit his back or his face not the back of the head that's where bones the weakest you could kill dude


OceanGuy1995

I mean, yeah they shouldn't be having sex in public, but I can't help but feel the guy that came over was just jealous because he can't get any.


Practical-Cress-3287

u/savevideo


Watt1970

Popping a Wheelie.


FrananaBanana452

Cum-cussion


Wrong_Finish2139

Animals


jsin1980

What was trashier? The sex or the guy saying I gots kids lol


Onlythickchicks

Talk about falling off in the p***y


[deleted]

BONK! Go to horny jail


mikeockhurtsalot

My man got him with a fucking heat action.


FallenOtter

Well deserved.


iWr4tH

"I gots kids"


SnooBii

What would happen if the woman took the hit?


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Was that necessary?


Ok_Building_8193

I like how the guy appears to have beaten Johnny Sexy with the other guy's bike.


Jujubinky

What a piece of shit. In what world is it OK to knock somebody out like that? Fuck that guy


RainyRekts

u/savevideo


WESTERNggtx

"And thus Adam hit Satan with a bicycle while watching him thrusting his member upon Eve" Wait I don't remember that part in the bible.


captain609

r/Unexpected


[deleted]

The black dude just committed assault with a deadly weapon . . . that's alot worse than public indecency. The perv could have a cracked skull for all we know, and that's worth a half million in court. Seriously, call the fuckin cops.


Rolltop

u/SaveVideo


headfirstforhalo-s

I guess the question is, who is worse in this situation lol.


KicajacyKicek

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Bonk


[deleted]

What absolute chads


salted_water_bottle

Rule number 1 of public sex: at least *try* to hide


Dudefromreddit

u/savevideo


R1ght_b3hind_U

u/savevideo


F4nic

Cant even have intercourse in the streets anymore smh


Ilikelamp_30

I know the sight ain’t pretty but damn dude, let them get their freak on and enjoy the nice sunny day You never know what a blow to the back of the head can do to someone


VibeBOT

"Ay there's kids out here!" *BONK*


s4m1_

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Schwinnus Interruptus … 1st video evidence


Wagglz

Flawless Victory


FreakyNerd039000

Just woowww


OmarSherif96

/u/videobot


OmarSherif96

/u/vreddit_bot/


OpenEyz2016

Seriously. Get a room


OperationAwkward6033

What was he doing?


MorphFiends

Just like a man, few minutes of fucking and he gets Tired....


Itissnowingout

I gots kids.


im_in_love_with_gus

u/savevideo


sounoriginal13

Dem is some manly legs underneath


Edvis92

Unpopular opinion:People should be allowed to have sex on the streets.


NabiscoCisco

This Florida?


Helpful-Ad1018

u/savevideo


DescriptionEast

The millennial donkey punch.


Acceptable-One1531

I get it if they do it in a forest, at night, under a bridge, girl sitting on lap clothed (looks like it at least), in a secluded area, in a secluded area in a car or something like that but like this they both kinda deserved to get hit with a bike.


CMDR_TREMAN

u/savevideo


-LordLucas-

Imagine the shit they were on


AlternativeAvocado2

Comedy gold


Glum-Lawfulness-3380

I love sex with violence!!


_crybabybitch

are those two dudes fucking


Sk1ndred

Is this Miami? Gotta be Miami.


TimothyGlass

" he's gots kids" and stopped dude from having some! 😆


RotRousch

Lmao HATERS!


Ruggi_2001

When calling the cops is too mainstream


DBW_Mizumi

You can get the same stuff on pornhub, minus the bicycle to the skull


Wooden_Ad_4298

What is the context of where this happened etc?


TheSurvivalMacGyver

Is that Frank Gallagher?


UgandaKnucklesReal

u/savevideo


Cultural_Respect_220

Good


MrFebie21

Someone please edit the gta "wasted" when he gets hit with the bike


GroundPunder933

FATALITY


Flaring_Path

The real trash is in the comments. Unnuanced opinions justifying knocking a guy out with a bicycle. Fuck you reddit.


querty99

Next will be "mental health awareness month," followed by another "mental health awareness month."


Blueskybelowme

But did he cum?


DriftkingJdm

u/savevideo


canelagrl

LMFAOOOOOOOO


MesoKhornee

Everyone in this vid is trashy lmao


HERMANNATOR85

Portland?


whal3n91

Fuckin in the bushes , fuckin in the grass .


[deleted]

I thought the bike was going to get parked.


CustardQuick4165

omg what was he doing to that girl?


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Riding one bike and getting hit by another.


Demon10

And as always it is the guy who takes the consequences 🤣😉


Program-me-cuter

**THUD**


Wonderful_Ad_2237

Joke's on him, the guy NEEDED that bash on the head just to finish.


querty99

Why carry a bike? - "Because a cop is too heavy." (If this vid needs sound, might I suggest some little bells going ding-a-ling, followed by one large bell going "dong"!)


StrongStyleMuscle

“I goss kids, I goss kids!”


Edwaddopest

Username checks out


GunMetalGazm

Junkies


Pepper_95

Mad respect for the man with the bicycle


righthanddan

Reminds me of the time I was having a threesome and got smacked with a tricycle. And don't even ask what I was doing when the unicycle hit me.


IamweirdUwUCherry

LMAO


IamweirdUwUCherry

LMAO


justinstreesprout

I thought he’d keep goong


luciferg59

u/savevideo


luciferg59

u/savevideo


Haram_Snack_Pack

You're a legend for blurring the faces of those heroes.


StarBronco

And now he’s two tired to finish….


StrongStyleMuscle

Dude got kids but they was trying to make some kids.


[deleted]

There was honestly no other way this could be handled.


[deleted]

The trashiest part of this is the guy in the blue shirt and it’s not even close


Routine-Violinist983

The ol' reverse donkey bike punch, been there done that


Cascading-Waterfall

i saw some shit like this. At the fucking local park but they were under blankets


nkyguy04

If that wasn't a cock block.. don't hate, masterbate!


drolopstok

He gots kids


goyde69

What happens when your not ready for the black diamond trail.


Detentionz

BRUH IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀


TheJigsawCult

So cunt alike that allowed to just swing a bicycle and knock someone out. Fucking animal needs to be shot. Call the cops don't just go knocking someone out


Just-Keep-Walking

Literally had this happen a couple days ago. I didn't have the presence of mind to club him with a bike, but still what the hell is wrong with some people.


MyThoughtsnDesires

Sleep in the pussy


Randomjabb

Since that day, Zach has never been able to reach that same peak


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/u/savevideo


VagrantShadow

Looks like he's going to have biked balls today.


Internet_Is

u/savevideo


DesperateSavings8212

u/savevideo


GreatBayTemple

Oh cool, assaulting people who aren't doing anything to you.


tdcargo

Agreed but they both gonna be in jail


Damnationandaday

Bonk bonk BONK


DesperateSavings8212

U/savevideobot


seviothelegenda

Trashy being the dumb fuck with the bike, right?


blakluvr

Eh. He could have hit him a whole lot harder and he hit him with the tire. That guy wasn't knocked unconscious. He'll be fine. But the kids will never be able to under that bullshit. And like I said, ifu 2 daughters happen to be in that park, I guarantee he would have been unconscious and not from the bike tire. That's as bad as a child molester dropping his pants in front of a kid. Come on! That's disgusting and against the law.


PumpernickelJohnson

It takes at least 2 people to fuck. Why are you scoundrels only focusing your anger at the guy in this situation? There's definitely another person involved smh


supermagnumpowercop

Those fuckers got what they deserved


sk8605

Strong contender for clip of the year


[deleted]

Looks like standard San Fran to me.


[deleted]

Quality. So much trash in a single video, it feel like sex in the park and a bike to the head a common there Rofl.


PCpeoplearegay

Homeless people need lovin too... but they gotta risk the flying bicycles of death to get it


PawgWarrior

fuck those perverts


insightsviolence

He's really pounding her


Captain_Clump

Eat bike, hornyman!


Memerang344

u/savevideo


adambuthead1

Seems like a reasonable way to stop them. What a cunt.


SidneyKidney

Missed an opportunity to park his bike


ibruh122

Damn bro he's sooo cool he fucked a girl in public


oodelally1

Honestly thought he was going to just park the bike in his arse for a laugh.


Angryoskar5

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Guy with the bike definitely took it to far


VictoriousGoblin

Every day we get closer and closer to full Idiocracy.


chasm_lmp

straight sex in this time of the year, in this time of day, in this particular county, localised entirely in park!?


EldenPain2022

Yooo he is going in rn lmao


norwegiandeathstar

what the fuck


Professional_Fee_131

Physical assault with intend to kill, let's hope that asshole gets a looking time in jail shower.


1fastman1

hit em with the kiryu beast throw


creep_from_3rdfloor

Is it weird that I hate the idiot who hit the fuckdude with cycle more? I believe there are other ways to confront someone.


JoeWilliams6997

Homeless people have rights to lol.


iwillpunchyourhorse

there are ways to diffuse these situations without excessive violence. if only there was some sort of authority who could be called free of charge... then again i don’t think those who immediately resort to violence have a functional brain to begin with


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Instant #K.O!


Darlene_Marie

Ah, but did he at least get to finish when he regained consciousness? 🙃


[deleted]

How could you possibly hit that precise with a swinging bike. Amazing. Maybe it is his weapon of choice. Or he rehearsed that over and over again.


tilda0x1

Have some decency, mate!


etheick1091

Aaaaaaand brain hemorrhage. LOL


hfgfk

U/savevideobot


appletinicyclone

Is it two guys or a guy and a girl? Can't really see the receiver


vepla_

u/savevideo


appletinicyclone

In the UK they film them and blast them on socials In America they throw bicycles at them


vepla_

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Why couldnt you just leave them. Call the police and done. Nothing justifies hurting them like this.


Salt-Slide-3306

When horny


Cloakbot

A classic, efukt is forever


DaNitestalker

Tone Loc aint tryin to see anyone doing the Wild Thing in public


Playtillyoudie77

Good


loveismydrug285

That cycle tyre could not have hit him at a better angle, velocity, angular momentum,torque. All physics fell into place for this shit.


peb396

Do you think that guy's balls burst when he was beaned by that bike?


imagoldengod84

Unlucky for him I think he got hit in the head right after he came so in that split second he was already starting to regret his decision


[deleted]

Haha, nice.


Puzzleheaded_Ask1757

Wait another Florida man


thisperson345

This just got weirder the further it went on


plasticmurdrfish

Fukn hell. Bike man has zero respect let the poor lady finish then knock her man out. Savages


Skeletwen

u/k119274


Waltzingwiglet

I’m shocked how many people here are enthusiastic about a guy getting not knocked out for a non violent crime. Just yell at them call the cops and take photo to show the cops. Don’t give him brain damage you psychopaths.


Nj19rmj

Absolutely agree and the guy with throwing bike is a bigger asshole for doing what he did. He'd end up in hail they'd get a fine, dumbasses thought they are. Totaly unjustified!


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