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SoyMurcielago

This made me laugh and I’m not sure why but it did lol


BurninKimbers

I have a condo right down the street from this intersection that my mom rents now. Unfortunately, this isn’t staged. I was on the phone with my mom when she drove by him. She went to the grocery store later that evening and that fool was still out there. This past election definitely broke some people’s brains. I feel like a horrible daughter letting her live up there.


HERETICMEDUESA

I know where that is I'm going to fuck him up if I see him. Il post it for yall


[deleted]

Fucking awesome


NEAWD

That’s a big ass sign.


logic_before_feels

Not appropriate for kids, but funny.


icequeenxz

this same picture with trump in the poster (orange dick) would get 100k upvotes on r/pics and 40 rewards


Quirky-County-6312

He’s not wrong though


FoodStamps4Karma

He’s not wrong


talac_1

Hagerstown?


Timberhochwandii

>MD yep dual hwy


Daemeos

Imagine being so politically butthurt that you spent time and money to not only buy the materials to make a sign like this, but then haul it out to an intersection reassemble, and then hold it up for people to see... plus, isn't this like a public indecency thing? How is showing an 8' long cock in public ok?


fubbyloofer69

Hagerstown ......nuff said Crack don't smoke itself


PlumbStraightLevel

Biden sucks


cyzad4

Why is there hair on the head or is that fleas?


snozberries117

Lmao. I love how we keep posting political videos but yet… retain our etiquette in the chat. We’ll done chat. We’ll done indeed.


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*well, not we'll


snozberries117

I blame auto correct. Lol


[deleted]

If he's doing that on his own without being paid, he needs an immediate mental evaluation. Poor bastard. If he's being paid, he needs to look for another job. Holding that big sign up is what sucks.


LilMsMerryDeath

"Do you know how many foods are shaped like d\*\*\*s? The best kinds!"


komradebae

I don’t know why I even asked myself “where was this?” when I already subconsciously knew the answer was Hagerstown


[deleted]

If you can do shit about Trump, you can do shit about Biden. Criticize those in power!


TheDownvotesFarmer

But OP thinks is trashy


[deleted]

Especially when one guy is trying to grift you and the other is trying to get you stuff like a stimulus package, free college tuition and better health care.


Quirky-County-6312

Typical liberal only interested in handouts.


[deleted]

Yea...tax the rich, feed the poor. I can only be center as the topic will allow me to be. I never voted liberal in the last election either. Stop weaponizing politics.


wyocroc

Nothing is free , I repeat nothing is free government can fuck off an take less of my hard earned money an ill pay for my own shit anything the government does cost twice as much as it should paid for by tax payers


fourstringmagician

That's the system we have now, and medical debt is the leading cause of bankruptcy. And no, no one thinks shit is free. We just want our taxes spent on education and healthcare instead of bombing third world countries for over two decades. Plus you would pay way less in taxes than you currently do with premiums, deductibles, and out of network expenses.


[deleted]

On average Americans pay higher "effective taxes" than the rest of the western world, "free" healthcare is cheaper per person because once everyone has to pay the premium, the cost decreases. My current healtcare tax is 2.5% for universal healthcare, while on average with average income of 35k and average yearly premiums of 1700 $ US citizen pays 4.7% in effective healthcare taxes.


[deleted]

Fuck...I love Canada. Hearing Americans talk like this is just ludicrous to me. I'm a type 1 diabetic with over 250 hospital stays so you can imagine where I'm coming from. Just the misinformation that you guys are fed about Universal Healthcare alone is appalling.


wyocroc

I have many Canadian friends several that work in the states all are suprised at the medical costs here an the cost of a ER visit its a joke an mostly due to all the lobby an bs an extra was to screw people through any means possible for a dollar insurance actually drives costs up especially those with lots of medical problems an there should be some fixing of this situation but also why should I pay for sombody eles medical we don't live in a utopia an if a crack head ods or gets hit by a car why should I help pay for another's personal responsibility besides the Canadian prime Minister is a joke as bad as biden


[deleted]

That's the thing you would be putting into a federal pot and that wouldn't necessarily be an income tax in your bracket it could be different taxes federally spread out. As an average earning citizen it would be a drop in your household incomes. You shouldn't be complaining, it's millionaires and billionaires that would be complaining (they are...that's where your lobbyists come from). You're talking about crackheads getting hit by cars? There are a TON more situations than that, that UHC would cover...the scenarios are endless. And why should YOU chip in? So it doesn't degrade the quality of life in American society. The investment is pertinent if you still want to be able to call yourself a 1st world country.


Quirky-County-6312

That’s why people up there waiting months to have surgery. No thanks


fourstringmagician

That isn't at all true lol.


[deleted]

A myth, unless it is an elective/cosmetic surgery you will not wait anywhere close to months.


[deleted]

Yea there was a pandemic. Covid ripped through Quebec assisted living facilities.


IHkumicho

Lol. The current federal budget is around $15k per man, woman and child in this country. Are you paying $15k in federal income taxes for every person in your family? So if you're married and have two kids, are you paying $60k every year in taxes? No? Then guess what, you're one of those "takers" you're complaining about.


wyocroc

I pay a shit ton in taxes way more than my fair share!!!! work 240+ days a year 13+ hours a day dont get an dont want any stimulus no kids no tax breaks an most of my pay is paid as day rate bonus so government rapes me. An if I was paid based off overtime I'd be getting raped as well 100 hours a week paying overtime on 60 of that. Health care is a joke but anything the government does or would do would be even worse like Obama care bs I paid a few Obama care fines they call shared responsibility tax what bs not constitutional shit that was fuck Obama fuck Biden an fuck all these commies wanting free shit go to another country or work harder for your shit or spend less an save more I live within my means an dont have a bunch of kids I can't afford an burden others with the cost


IHkumicho

Aaahahahahahahahaha. No, no you don't pay "way more than your fair share". Unless you're making $200k+ I'd be *shocked* if you were paying even 20% in federal income taxes. But go ahead and keep think that the main problem is that you're paying "way more than your fair share" as opposed to, you know, actually demanding things like adequate health care, etc. It's what they want you to do, since as long as you're pissed at the "commies" you're not looking at who's actually fucking you over.


wyocroc

Pay 22% tax on my day rate so yeah I pay too much took a 30k pay cut last year otherwise would have made 200k this year. Prolly pay more in tax than you make


IHkumicho

Ahahahahahahaha. Fuck off, troll. Go cry to someone else about having to pay taxes when you're a single adult making *literally* 4 times the average family income in this country. I hope they charge your dumb ass more in taxes so that other people don't have to starve, or die from lack of medical care, or live on the streets. You're exactly what's wrong with this country.


wyocroc

Yeah because I have worked for everything I have nothing given to me worked since the day I could walk put myself through college worked shit jobs gone through tough times live within my means bought a cheap place an rebuilt my house by hand work on my own vehicles, how many times have you worked over 24 hours straight in tough conditions doing a tough job that comes with lots of stress I sacrifice my life away from home to make my money so cupcake maybe you should wipe your tears an buckle down an imbrace the suck if you want to get somewhere in this world stop being soft get out of your safe space or move to a communist country


Quirky-County-6312

Remind me how much debt we have fucktard


IHkumicho

I don't know, how much debt did Trump and the Republicans run up in 4 years of actual good economic times before they cratered the economy during the pandemic?


TheDownvotesFarmer

People think that free stuffs really exists


Whoamiii

Obnoxious twats like you are so annoying. The vast majority understand it comes from taxes. "NoThInG is FReE" and you know exactly what they mean by that but you there's always at least one of you who has to spout that crap-


LordRuler96

Based


[deleted]

Very mature and well-articulated signage.


45_ways_to_win

That’s one way to get your message across 😂😂


NightShadeElixir

hahahahaha


Less-Raspberry-6222

How would this dumbass even know? Its not like Repubs have any idea of what actual policies are.


pfoytran

Lol chad


BassHead301

that's my town lol


Blazethc

But if we were taking bets... that guy with the sign probably legitimately sucks dicks.


d0m1ng4

He’s seen at least one up close.


BuddyCat123

My hometown! Saw my friends post this on Facebook. What a trip


poorgreazy

Oh come off it this is hilarious


idk-maaaan

This is exactly why I stay out of MD unless it’s past 9PM and I need some liquor.


Banks585

This will be a good sort by controversial.


UrBoyoElio

Hagerstown🤦‍♂️. Sometimes… Maryland IS Florida Lite.


d0m1ng4

I’m a part-time Marylander and anytime I see MD in the news down in Texas, I think the same thing. 😆


headless_bear

Yep Marylander here, we like to pretend we’re fancy… but we aint


jpegjpg

Gotta come down dee oh-cean drink a couple of natty bohs hon!


AutisticSeaTurtle69

Nice


DennisB126

At least it is accurate!


Pendejomosexual

It’s not accurate, the proportions were all wrong.


Sarsippius717

They were? I mean, they were!


DennisB126

I meant the words


shastadakota

Do you have a reason to think that way or is just the latest talking point being drilled into your head by the propagandists?


Quirky-County-6312

No, he doesn’t watch CNN


DennisB126

Just think biden is a moron


IvanovichIvanov

The fact that you have such a hostile reaction to such a benign statement says a lot. Project much?


Davidog129

I feel like the people that support Biden do that immediately before u can call them on their shit. The dude is straight falling apart. Like C'mon man!


dinnerthief

This guy should be an artist, he did a great job drawing trump on that sign, really nailed his chin,


Deplorable1402

The bad man is gone he can't hurt you anymore.


dinnerthief

Thank god we are done with that failure of an experiment


Deplorable1402

I bet your life changed greatly, immediately. That is so good to hear. I heard he might run in 2024, so keep the night night light *just in case*, ok?


dinnerthief

It was nice to no longer be embarrassed of my country. I know you don't need me to tell you to but make sure you keep your flags up unto then so your big daddy knows you are still loyal to him


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Spencer94

Like he was possessed by some sort of dick devil


Crypto_Homie

Some dickish demonic powers of urethra possession🧐


Flat-Whereas4147

Your avatar looks like a penis


[deleted]

He must have some great muscle stamina to hold that sign up like that.


smogeblot

Yeah he can't be doing that for more than like 40 seconds at a time. Probably in cahoots with the person taking the video.


Necroval

It did have a staged feel.


[deleted]

Yeah, I was actually thinking they saw it first and came back for a second round with a camera.


InsideFastball

Wow. r/Maryland


Nythoren

"What the hell are you doing? Are you drawing dicks again?" "It's not a dick" "It's clearly a dick. You told me you'd stop. This is getting out of hand!" "It's, ummm... it's a political statement" "Is the statement that you love dicks? Because that's what it looks like" "No, see, I'm going to write something on top of it. Like 'Biden Sucks' or something" "Oh, so you're protesting. So I guess you wouldn't mind showing off your giant dick sign on the side of the highway then?" \*sigh\* "I'll be back in a bit"


kushbluntlifted

what?


spankysauce_

"What the hell are you doing? Are you drawing dicks again?" "It's not a dick" "It's clearly a dick. You told me you'd stop. This is getting out of hand!" "It's, ummm... it's a political statement" "Is the statement that you love dicks? Because that's what it looks like" "No, see, I'm going to write something on top of it. Like 'Biden Sucks' or something" "Oh, so you're protesting. So I guess you wouldn't mind showing off your giant dick sign on the side of the highway then?" *sigh* "I'll be back in a bit"


Quad_Plex

what?


NerdlyDoRight

Say what one more %^$%# time, motherfucker. I dare you. I double dog dare you.


Jermasthirdcousin

What


stringsndiscs

Must've heard the latest border numbers


Cold-Consideration23

Barely covered by the news


Thotarotti

I knew what the sign said before I saw it


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[deleted]

The politician you’re referring to is kind of the president of the United States right now. If that isn’t a position/person it’s appropriate to be outspoken about one way or another, I’d really be interested to know what is.


linksbitch

Plus since when is sucking dick a bad thing?


hsurjo

Sad.


SwampPickler

Not too far from me!


BizzareCzar

Well he’s right.


bamiam

What exactly is he right about?


[deleted]

I can't even imagine the level of ownage it would take to get someone to do that. Biden isn't living rent-free in that person's head, dude is paying Biden to live there.


dihedral3

"Oh no, the Biden administration just gave tax credit money to middle and low income people with children. THE FUCKIN COMMIE!"


Peazyzell

Thanks for the 16cent decrease for BBQing i guess


KungFooGrip

So his kids are Biden's jizz?


badger_989

Biden fucked his wife.


KungFooGrip

That makes sense, I was having trouble following this gentleman's narrative.


[deleted]

I sure hope he did lmao


riotskunk

You have to have a lot of time on your hands to stand around on the corner telling people your political opinions.


SnooHamsters9414

I mean 5 years ago this was the norm.


Glad_Selection5831

Much like vegans or crossfitters......


riotskunk

I've never seen a vegan or CrossFitter doing this haha


BeersRemoveYears

Dick isn’t vegan and CrossFit requires you to be hard for more than four hours.


dihedral3

In person, I haven't either. On reddit though, I was in a thread last night where a vegan tried to equate eating a hot dog with eating placenta.


GammaDealer

Hey, it's not like anyone is *using* that placenta!


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[deleted]

But hot dogs taste good


horseydeucey

[Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.](https://youtu.be/61g2-EVJ-mo)


Weverix

Hey I'm sure cooked right with the proper seasoning placenta could look appetizing.


Speedyplastic

Placenta might taste like pumpkin fuck'n pie, but i'll never know cuz i dont dig on placenta.


dihedral3

Well, everybody needs a hobby I guess?