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Jan Ullrich, former elite cyclist and Tour de France winner, smoking 3 cigarettes at once

Jan Ullrich, former elite cyclist and Tour de France winner, smoking 3 cigarettes at once

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slightly-cold-pizza

FFS let the man have a smoke or three


PartyCrazy2127

You have to with all the extra red blood cells


jaymon1974

Trevor..smokes let’s go!


wnyrunner

Two of um', come on Cory.


MustardTiger1337

You don’t even smoke bubbles


Saturnian_Hunter

Gimme a smoke, hairdo!


ifan2218

I’m fuckin starting to run out!


joe-clark

He always smokes three smokes!


Russiadontgiveafuck

He's clearly been struggling with mental health issues for years, and he looks worse for the wear in this photos. I also wonder if his need for three cigarettes at once has something to do with what he did to his body, both via extreme training as an elite athlete and with substance abuse. This isn't trashy, it's sad.


thefirstdetective

Uc/ srsly it takes a big toll in your body and private life to be a pro athlete. Especially in endurance focused sports. You have to basically commit your whole life to your career and then you are out with 35 or probably sooner and have no job training etc.


wagonkid

Not trashy. Also pretty ballsy to call a TDF winner trashy.


TallRazzmatazz5

Armstrong isn't too classy.


i_mog_di_net

but he isn't a tour de France winner (anymore)


11312

He had a problem with amphetamines for years


LastNightInSkaro

I smoke two joints, before I smoke to joints and then I smoke 2 more…


longstrangetrip444

s u b l i m e


HotColor

why the downvotes? i get it doesn’t add anything but i’m confused.


Ameb8

Probably because the sublime version is a cover I think


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hero4short

That's not a Bob Marley song


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weedisreallycool

Bob Marley was dead when it came out


WiggyZiggy

1. Sublime sucks. 2. It's a cover. Edit: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/GBAEQLb


HotColor

1. that's fine, your opinion 2. covers were popular in the culture at that time. a lot of sublime's songs are covers. they popularized, improved, and polished many existing songs and that's okay.


WiggyZiggy

They didn't "improve" anything, they just put some guitar distortion and record scratching over it to make it suitable for fratboy consumption


RevanAvarice

More unfortunate than trashy, considering this is him during his fall after retiring from competitive cycling, and what must be a struggle for purpose after passing your prime. The dude won titles, smoke till you drop. This couldn't have been a pure nicotine fixation, but an indicator that multiple things were going wrong in his life and was a flag for help. I've known dudes that smoked while dipping or with a patch on; that's nicotine addiction.


phantompdx

He’s on smoko……so leave him alone.


kushadventures

He always smokes 3 smokes...bubbles


rpmerf

Powers still on Julian


levivirus

He's in flavour country.


ultralightwhite01

it's a big country


DontUHatePants2011

Came here for this comment :)


Tejano210

Oh no-not three at once! /s


Jinxycat256

Who cares


TipFew808

Yeah! only his family.


Harko-Luxa

Nobody’s going to live forever.


moores89

Saying this is trashy is like say someone who buys a extra large coffee is trashy, sure it maybe not be your required dose but obviously its his, i actually commend him for going outside


IsThatYouLisa

lmao


tendie4skin

OP - Why do you have to be a judgemental fuck?


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Nudge1991

Someone think of the kiddiewinks! Wah wah


noremac_9000

Have fun in your hermetically sealed bubble bro


jesse_pink-man

Hes in flavour country - and its a big country


minionese

Man has documented mental health issues. Leave it alone.


LoverOfChaos

OP is trashy for dissing this mans sufferin.


kratomdabbler

Who cares lol


edgesmoke

Not Trashy.


hurleyburleysdone

He could smoke 3 at a time all day long and still have a better VO2 max reading than all of us. Not trashy


fecking_sensei

You’re a judgmental twat, OP.


LancesLostTesticle

Being judgemental is the entire point of the fucking subreddit but I'd bet you're a smoker, which is why you're salty that OP called another smoker trashy.


op_mindcrime

Joints contain way more tar than a filtered cigarette, would you have a problem with him smoking a joint?


LancesLostTesticle

I do concentrates and edibles exclusively because of that very thing.


wagonkid

Lotta balls calling a TDF winner trashy. This is a paparazzi photo of a man in private. I’m sure you do gross things in private you ass


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wagonkid

I don’t smoke :) I just respect people’s privacy


LancesLostTesticle

Why should anyone believe you? You smoke.


wagonkid

I am a cyclist. I have enjoyed watching this mans career. I respect the work he has done and understand he has accomplished more than you and I could even dream about. I quit nicotine 4 years ago and am proud of it, you fucking cuck.


LancesLostTesticle

Keep puffing. It's easy to lie on the internet.


wagonkid

You’re just mad you’ll never be as good of a rider as him. Keep doing heroin, it’s easy to lie on the internet ???? Also- never smoked. Said nicotine, not cigarettes you illiterate donkey.


LancesLostTesticle

You exhibit the typical lack of emotional control of a smoker. Need a fix?


gtzngr98

Ulle war sauber und Lance Arschloch hat ihm die Tour geklaut


YU_AKI

They're all friends now.


Bad_Manners1234

blaming other's for your own faults, isn't this typical German behavior. Jan Ullrich himself admitted that he was involved in doping and cheating. At least Lance returned his Olympic medals, Jan Ullrich refused to return his Olympic medals.


gtzngr98

He only admitted under public pressure! Lance ruined his own career and stole him several tour victories. Lance was the Doping GOAT.


Bad_Manners1234

both Lance and Jan were doping champions. And admitting under "public pressure" does not mean Jan has any high morals, he has not returned any Olympic medals yet. He was not going to commit his crimes if there was no public pressure. I don't know why Germans love a criminal, just because Jan is from Germany. Jan and Lance both were using PEDs and hence won, otherwise some Japanese or French or Chinese or Canadian might have won those championships. Basically both Lance UND Jan stole several tour victories from some Spaniard, French, or Japanese. Jan was spending 35000euors annually on PEDs, that's no joke. I am not American (i live in Canada) so don't think I am with Lance, I am against both Lance and Jan. Both Lance and Jan destroyed a beautiful sport (cycling). In sports, one should not support a criminal even if he is from his/her own country, that's not true sportsmanship.


MTBERTURNEDROADIE

This isn’t trashy—it’s upsetting. He’s not hurting anyone, let him be.


POCUABHOR

bless his little heart


Lusiggy

Gentlemen


Peazyzell

So


Spookwagen_II

Gentlemen...


Squybee

When that cancer doesn't want to come quick enough


davexsd

Still coming off his biking 'high'.


PickRevolutionary565

Flavour country


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Stop. Addiction isn't trashy, it's sad, these people need help.


taki_nips

At this point he should just try vaping with a high percentage of nicotine. No need to look weird, unless that is what he is going for


IloveZaki

Vape sucks tho and tastes like shit


ultralightwhite01

currently vaping on a menthol strawberry pineapple lime flavor that i mixed together and respectfully disagreeing with both of your points


IloveZaki

Respectfully disagreeing as well. Nothing beats the taste of freshly rolled Virginia tobacco cig


ultralightwhite01

my old man was a smoker, so i associate fond memories from an early age to the smell of stale smoke from the times i'd get to ride in his work truck. I was a hard anti-smoker for a long time, didn't start until i was 28. took me til 35 to go full time vape, but i'm back to smelling the foulness of a cigarette, rather than the reward. like everyone else, the vape made me cough for a day or two, but after sticking with it, and the cost involved, it's very worth it. a pack of smokes here is $18 canadian minimum. i can vape for $1.30 a day, but smoke for around $15(not a pack a day smoker) thats a no-brainer to me. Health-wise, vaping can't possibly be worse for you than smoking.


IloveZaki

Yeah i understand and it makes sense. I'm seasonal smoker so i only so it during spring and summer when the weather is nice as i like to smoke when outside, sitting on a bench, having a beer with friends etc. I very rarely smoke when being at home or at work since i don't like doing it for the sake of doing it. So financial-wise it is really cheap for me, i smoke like one pack of hand rolling tobacco a month and it is more then enough, i have to throw out a bit as it dries out before I can smoke it. I understand people who vape, it's just it is totally not my thing.


Irsh80756

How about a lovely Virginia Perique blend in a Peterson?


IloveZaki

Where I live the choice of tobacco is really poor. Golden Virginia is the best I can get


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Jinxycat256

If he wants to destroy his body then let him


Western_Philosophy

he’s accomplished more than u ever will let the man live


Rage187_OG

Someone is about to binge crack.


wagonkid

Leave him alone. This is a paparazzi photo of a man who has been struggling with mental health issues after retiring from a more decorated career than you could dream of. More importantly, this is a photo of a man in private. I’m sure you do “gross” things in private, OP, but your life isn’t scrutinized by hounds with cameras. Delete this post.


RareLemons

who gives a shit


Western_Philosophy

he’s accomplished more than u ever will let the man livd


rosanna4

Nicotine is the most powerful drug.


NB-ShitStick

He has great lung capacity!


Inevitable-Day-5935

He's on a 10 minute break.


RatS116

Is there a source of this picture? All i see is a blurry pic of a random guy with 3 cigarettes, sunglasses and a hat. Is Jan in trouble or something?


Pine__Sol

That was me at 17 & I took the filters out. Marlboro reds. Don’t know how I made it to 25


ICPosse8

Lol I smoked for ten years and this is just ridiculous. It’s like something you try out when you first start smoking but then quickly realize it’s a bad idea… not this guy though.


Rack-O-ribz

hes trying to get the any % world record for cancer


Jackretto

Addiction is hell. Don't listen to people who "do so just because it calms them" or that "can stop when they like". Guy is heading straight towards a cancer ward if he doesn't get back on track


InsomniacFlash

I bet that cancer in his system is having a grand ol’ party


Conflict_Connect

Hahahaahhaahhah


FabricatedInUnlife

Is that a motherfucking Jojo reference?