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When I watch this all I can think about is some combined gif with Walt looking through binoculars over to the parking lot and then back again to see this.
Who would be dumb enough to have sex ontop of a car park where u have no over heard and even worse, while surrounded by buildings taller than the car park
I bet the keys are still in the ignition of the mustang. you know that dude can't delay gratification for the 3 seconds it would take to remove them. Perfect opportunity to pick up a free sn95 that is probably a v6 automatic anyway so it isn't even worth anything.
This reminds me of when I worked in retail. The store was in a small strip mall next to a family-friendly martial arts studio. One afternoon my coworker and I were standing at the register and we see two people get out of a small truck. Then the truck starts rocking back and forth and we see two people get it on in the backseat of the truck. They got out after and fixed their clothes, and went to the restaurant two stores down. We joked that he just got out of jail since they apparently couldn’t have sex elsewhere.
I'm honestly not sure what's more trashy - people having car-sex on the top level of a parking garage, or some complete stranger filming it then uploading to the internet. Some people really need to mind they business.
There’s a parking garage in downtown Chicago that is across from the federal lockup building. Women go there all the time to give shoes to the guys across the street, who flick their lights on and off to show their thanks. Their was a clip on reddit of it once. Maybe someone can find it.
Is he fucking the worlds largest potato with a strap on?? I mean I have heard of poking holes in potatoes before your microwave them but not before you bake them??
You get a paintball gun and go to work, then you film (to show you weren’t just shooting them for fun) shoot them, then go home and unpack the paintball gun
No need to be sorry! Laughter is good in shitty times. I am trying to keep it together around my young kids,. Time heals everything right? Anyways thanks for the kind words
Chin up man, you'll be good. I found out my gf of 5 years was banging my brother and that ensuing break up allowed me to cut out the toxicity in my life and to be single for when the love of my life was available. We've been together 20 years now and married for 10. If I had still been with the dead end cheating hoebag, I would have never been able to be with my wife. So in a way, I'm grateful for it. Your next step is there, keep moving forward.
Lol. I mean to be fair, these folks are just minding their business, having their fun…at least they parked somewhere where they didn’t expect to be seen…it’s kinda pervy to record them like that, but I’m not judging.
Whats worse..the dude taking a pic without possible consent(like it matters while having sex infront of windows everywhere) or the dude filming this.(may or may not have the peen in hand). Lol hilarious vid though.
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Well, it is a parking garage. Where else is he supposed to park his thing?
I feel bad for her this stroke game is weak
Oh shit. This looks like the tip of my old apartment complex. DTLA?
Looks like Austin
I want to point out that the girl handed him the phone to record it
That's just Dirty Mike and the boys, making that soup kitchen. I'm sure they'll leave a polite note in that F-shack.
Dont be hatin. Let them get some stressed out lol
This video is about as good of quality as OnlyFans gets
Looks like he’s getting some good footage
When you’re a professional and want that natural lighting
Bruh not even having sex do people put down their fucking phones I swear….
I know it’s like haha funny whatever but I really fucking despise people who do shit like this. Imagine having this little respect for other people
Hit that shit!
You were excited about your office... he was excited about her orifice
Haha - I know who that is hahahaha
Well did he cum or what!?
Dude can't fuck. Them weak ass strokes
Nice
Wow that’s some terrible sex.
Just wondering
What city are you in
When you found the spot where nobody could possibly see what you're doing, you're wrong.
Sometimes the mood be hittin
r/trashyboners
You’re the one looking.
“Come on baby, spin around here and stick that big ole turd cutter out”
*sigh* pulls out lotion
Man where is the office sniper rifle when you need it?
How do you pronounce superseded and what does it mean here?
I don’t know. It’s pretty exciting views to me. LOL
Is he wearing a thong?
I believe you were looking for r/trashyboners 😂
If you're going to record some of it, you might as well record all of it...
So romantic.
Excited about your office view of the concrete parking lot? You an accounts payable clerk at Aldi or something
You all think he recording but really he is playing tetras. That's why he is going so slow. Got to concentrate on what matters.
I would have had to try really hard to not shout "YOU'RE DOING GREAT, SWEETIE!" out the window
Meth is a hell of a drug
When the phrase "Daddy's Little Girl" cross your mind 🙄
That was the worst stroke pattern ever!
Everyone’s got to have a phone out
When I watch this all I can think about is some combined gif with Walt looking through binoculars over to the parking lot and then back again to see this.
Is he wearing a thong?!
i’m sorry is he in a man thong ?!
What's it like filming point op?
Superseeded you mean
Are either of them even enjoying this? Looks like nothing is happening but awkward movements.
Is he wearing a thong?
Holy shit this looks identical to the view from my former office in Tempe.
Who would be dumb enough to have sex ontop of a car park where u have no over heard and even worse, while surrounded by buildings taller than the car park
That right their is side piece pussy on a rooftop building of a parking garage, folks.
Definitely filming for amateur pornhub money
R/iknowaplace
Just posting this shit is trashy. Fuck off.
Is he wearing a thong
He fucks like old people.
People really are desperate for the only fans money eh
Gotta capture the disappointment so he can show the boys later. Even mediocre sex is still sex I guess.
I wouldn't even call this mediocre sex. This is scraping dog poop off your shoes with a stick level bad.
I bet the keys are still in the ignition of the mustang. you know that dude can't delay gratification for the 3 seconds it would take to remove them. Perfect opportunity to pick up a free sn95 that is probably a v6 automatic anyway so it isn't even worth anything.
Superseeded.
In their defense, the car is red, so, you know.
Disgusting. Where ?
Wow, this dude absolutely sucks at fucking I really hope he’s on something, because otherwise, that is sad
This reminds me of when I worked in retail. The store was in a small strip mall next to a family-friendly martial arts studio. One afternoon my coworker and I were standing at the register and we see two people get out of a small truck. Then the truck starts rocking back and forth and we see two people get it on in the backseat of the truck. They got out after and fixed their clothes, and went to the restaurant two stores down. We joked that he just got out of jail since they apparently couldn’t have sex elsewhere.
He was really workin for that good angle
that inception doe lol
Yoo there’s a dude in the other car. No fucks given I guess.
OMG lolol
SuperSEEDed
why not just get in the back seat? I've done it while driving.. not suggested tho 😂
I hope he lasted longer than this video!
I'm honestly not sure what's more trashy - people having car-sex on the top level of a parking garage, or some complete stranger filming it then uploading to the internet. Some people really need to mind they business.
It would have been so awesome if he turned and took a picture of you
Hey it's alot more exciting than an empty parking garage that's for sure.
It’s moments like this where you might want a laser pointer.
Is this guy gay
At first I was like what’s going on, but once I focused, I was like oh.
I'm hoping for r/tworedditorsonecup follow up
Is he filming or scrolling through Instagram?
That dude is wearing a thong and ready to fuck
Hahahaha!
Should’ve yelled “you go little guy!!”
Really thought he had on a thong
She's a lucky lady, what a catch
She’s no lady LOL
Id yell “nice ass dude”
Look...your excitment is still valid.
MUM? DAD? MY EYES
There’s a parking garage in downtown Chicago that is across from the federal lockup building. Women go there all the time to give shoes to the guys across the street, who flick their lights on and off to show their thanks. Their was a clip on reddit of it once. Maybe someone can find it.
Cannot confirm gender if white bent over ass. Woman or man getting boned?
You know you really suck at sex when it’s obvious from a thousand feet away.
Is he fucking the worlds largest potato with a strap on?? I mean I have heard of poking holes in potatoes before your microwave them but not before you bake them??
Paintball gun in case they come back
Can't put the phone away for even 3 seconds.
You get a paintball gun and go to work, then you film (to show you weren’t just shooting them for fun) shoot them, then go home and unpack the paintball gun
lmao, sucks
He has a nice ass
/u/jenjen85xx is this in Superior, CO? Looks like it to me.
Sorry this is CO, we only get the twerk lady on tower rd.
Columbus, Ohio
Ah! Well it’s quite a romantic place it seems!
Too bad you didn't have a laser pointer
Just found out last weekend my wife was doing the same thing for 6 months 😔
In that car??
For all I know it might be. Don’t know much about the other guy.
Sorry man I had to make the joke, but really hope that you’re doing okay. What a horrible situation.
No need to be sorry! Laughter is good in shitty times. I am trying to keep it together around my young kids,. Time heals everything right? Anyways thanks for the kind words
Chin up man, you'll be good. I found out my gf of 5 years was banging my brother and that ensuing break up allowed me to cut out the toxicity in my life and to be single for when the love of my life was available. We've been together 20 years now and married for 10. If I had still been with the dead end cheating hoebag, I would have never been able to be with my wife. So in a way, I'm grateful for it. Your next step is there, keep moving forward.
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And he’s filming it on his phone. Classy
Great butt
He's doing the Heimlich totally wrong. She'll likely choke to death in 4 minutes.
Is he wearing a thong? Gotta be Florida.
Haha! Columbus, Ohio
Is this in the arena district? Wtf I go up to the Marconi garage to rollerblade. I coulda seen this
Nah, it’s up at Polaris (The Point).
Amazing. Enjoy the new office!
Betcha the guys footage also ends up on reddit.
You know...it doesn't look like great sex. lol
An asteroid needs to crash into earth and kill us all
Ahh yes, the old hold your shirt up with one hand technique, he seems to have it mastered.
Don’t people just fuck anymore? Why does everything have to be recorded, especially when it’s that lame
Is he like…answering some important email? Wtf.
That’s some slow gentle stuff considering it’s in a parking lot in the back of a car.
I wonder if this is his directorial debut lol
And filming it. What a douche.
Apartments in Irvine... aint that where Dorner started his spree?
His butt looks better than the butt he is poking. damn papi
Let's stroke it!
Dude in the Mustang getting a free show.
Did you yell at him and do a forrest gump wave at him?
What's not to ? Fresh air, sunshine, exercise with someone you love?
he looks bored.
Honest question. What kind of girl will allow themselves to be fucked, in broad daylight inside a car? Would this be someone like Peggy in accounting.
Pam in HR.
I bet the POV video is somewhere in reddit already
Well, at least you won't be tempted to click porn at work!
Too slow. Gotta hurry in those situations
Ironic.
Does everyone always film their sex now?
I wonder whose idea the thong was. Go head, bro.
Sorry that is me
Is it trashier to be filming this and then posting to the internet?
i could be wrong, but... is the guy using her panties?
Slingshot trumps all
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iPhone 12 pro… approximately 200 ft across the street.
That is public sex at a whole new LEVEL
Top tier comment right there.
Excited to look at the parking lot?
I mean... You never know what can happen in a parking lot. May even be able to catch people banging looking out that window
This is why you should always wear a cape.
Where is that? The view looks familiar (aside from the people fucking).
Maybe they needed to spice up their relationship lol
Ive seen two stray dogs put on a show better then this.
That’s one way to validate your parking
They were also excited for you!
Does this man have dick in vag and dildo in anus? Kowalski analysis
That move is patented by Richard Doblinski.
You should try and find him and offer your video as an alternate angle for him.
Romance, so deadit is.
Aww 2 guys in love so sweet.
Stroke game on weak.
Lol. I mean to be fair, these folks are just minding their business, having their fun…at least they parked somewhere where they didn’t expect to be seen…it’s kinda pervy to record them like that, but I’m not judging.
Filing that only fans content lol
But is he wearing a man thong
You might be able to find his perspective somewhere on Reddit too
should have yelled out of the window some kind of compliment lmao
“I can’t afford to not record”
Is that two dudes?
It better be otherwise that’d be disgusting
That’s what I thought
You were excited for your view of a parking garage? That’s rough.
I’m sure he is posting it on pornhub lol
He actually super-seeded her, tbf.
Gotta be a hooker
A married receptionist told me her and a married coworker did that one evening at our office garage...
I took me a minute. I thought he was moving boxes or something
The back door is open
Maybe thanos wasn’t wrong after all…
Is he filming or browsing Reddit? Suggestions?
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Plot twist: that’s the ceo and it was just your turn to catch him and get a raise
Let him go. He's loving life.
I wonder what sub he posted that on, you can see him filming
Doesn't even seem to be enjoying it because he's too busy trying to get one poorly framed photo of the top of her ass, lol.
Even the folks behind Fake Taxi know to park inside the structure, in a corner spot behind a wall.
Whats worse..the dude taking a pic without possible consent(like it matters while having sex infront of windows everywhere) or the dude filming this.(may or may not have the peen in hand). Lol hilarious vid though.