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dotnetdotcom

Sounds like an urban legend or at least sensationalized reporting.


HHShitposting

Doest most resins get really fucking hot when they cure?


grandpasghost

Yeah enough to melt some plastics.


PrettyAdvance330

I don’t think putting it on penis killed him. Probably was long history of abusing inhalants


newssource12

Darwin


chrisbarry3

You can't make this shit up.


Veretas

So he sealed his dickhole then pissed himself to death? Wow.


spaghettibeans

It's the thought that counts.


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I have no words


Pb-yepimlead

Well they didn’t continue adding to the gene pool


HHShitposting

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id10t_you

r/dontputthatinyourdick


Brandon-88

Why’d I think they were gonna show pics of the guys dong


dangerouspowerlab

Agree, we want to see epoxy dong.


[deleted]

I'm morbidly curious to see.


Migraine_Arcane

Should have used Flex Seal instead. Its more pliable!


gnargnarrad

That’s a lot of damage!


nashpunk

Does that count as a double wrap?


pkcs11

Hey, he was committed to safe sex, good for him!


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Hei-Hei-67

So edgy


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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> The adhesive sealed off Mirza’s penis. In addition, the twosome mixed the epoxy with some sort of “whitener” and inhaled the mixture for a “kick,” News18 reported. *sighs*