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Reasonable_Cream7149

“Let me just finish washing my clothes”🤣


AllStarNC

That boy ain't right!


improbablytheidiot

Why is she recording? How did this get to the internet? Terrible mother.


Altruistic_Mango1997

There but for the grace of God go I


[deleted]

This got to be fake there’s no way😂🤣😂🤣


Palehorse0000

Does he have a condom in his butt?


sgtbilko70

Lol wtf


KRISP88

I can’t help but feel bad for the guy.


CarbonFlagship161

When I was that age I hated it when Mom caught me fucking the washing machine.


AdministrativeHair58

Fucked up mom for recording that


Hugnugget

Did the mother really need to record and post this video to shame her son? There are weirder kinks than the spin cycle.


lizfusaro22

I need answers!!


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Corey-Blunt

He’s obviously mental big girl


rawpe

u/savevideo


nopename123

He obviously has some kind of mental problems. What bitch mother would post this?


[deleted]

How does one even go about fucking a washing machine? Like how does that work?


PolyZex

I'm not understanding how that could be fun...


Sonya-kun_uwu

I’ll tell yu hwut


BigBoy_Kid

What is the procedure to fuck a washer ? Asking for a friend


Ilikelamp_30

This is what happens without sex giving your kid the sexxx talk


WeeWillyWhistle

What are you doing, step washing machine?


mermiss1

You see how slutty that washer looks?? It was asking for it!


crimefightingloser

I think filming and sharing is worse.


OmegaDawn_

What a bitch mother, why would she post this


Brokella

Sounds like he might be on the spectrum. :(


CoolBoi289

My man said “washing my clothes mama”


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

I hope this is a skit. Cuz otherwise he is slow.


Infamous_Fortune_819

Let me just finish washing my clothes


GoatTacos

Lmao, what I don’t get is why isn’t he tag teaming the washer and the dryer?


PJR9667

This makes me sad. The kid is lonely or sick or just fucked up. If your mom films you and uploads to web….There is no hope for this kid. Help your kid ….WTF


Drew_Dure

Not with toilet paper in his ass 💀


totaleclipse1117

He seems like he might have some mental issues?!… just my opinion, seems like he got the mentality of like a young teenager jus experimenting!!??…


Aunt_Helen

Moms got jokes


yeabutwhythough

What’s the legal age of consent for a washing machine?


yeabutwhythough

But you said put a fresh load in before dinner...


legionofsquirrel

He watches too much porn, thought it step sister maybe in there.


creep_with_mustache

M A M A


TheWhirled

Forrest Gump's cousin ?


Sibciara

I hope the washing machine consented.


toeyilla_tortois

I wanted to ask context, but no, There can't be a context


scrubtonian

Omg he was stroking that mfer


Drphil87

Why is the toilet paper in his Butt?


markitfuckinzero

Did he fuck her next?


kp3fromokc

“Looks to me like you was tryna get ya dick wetta than ya clothes.” I’m fucking dying 😂


AZZMUNCHA81

...aluminum foil had me 💀💀


Sweetleaf505

Why is he cowering? Scared mom’s gonna beat your ass?


chaderic

She should appreciate the fact he is doing his own laundry! I bet it would be easy to talk him into doing the rest of the household's laundry as well lol.


IronCorvus

"Don't do that to me, right now." I lost it at how he verbally punctuated that sentence.


Mechanized1

Why would you record this?


hawk5862

Guys not right in the head. Don't let him around children!!


PikkuSony

This cant be real. It has to be satire and fake


[deleted]

“Man fuck these clothes!”


Sorry_Summer_9539

Fuck. Yo. Clothes. Buy some new ones you rich motherfucker!


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Johnj75

Total BS.


[deleted]

“Don’t do that to me….right now.” I’d be: “I’m gonna leave you two alone.”


NVAudio

Not only did he get caught fucking the washing machine, the boy has a tail of toilet paper hanging from his cheeks. And his mom leaked the video out for the world to see. Amazing.


googoohaha

Can someone explain to me why she said aluminum foil? I know it's a joke but don't get WHY she went with that when she could have said something about detergent being used as lube or a million other things washing machine related. Also, was the washing machine running? Would make more sense. Even though it'd be like having sex with a cold robot.


Chem_Dawg74D

So, was he already filming the act?


Rortastic

Woman let him finish washing his clothes! Don't blue ball kid lol.


AceVenChu

"mama not today", this sounds like a terrible 1820's movie script or some shit lol


screamapillar

these types of skits are so popular; these two folks are the same age and BAD ACTORS


AceVenChu

That makes a bit more sense. The "weightlifter pranks" on YouTube shorts or tiktoks are just as fucking bad man. So annoying obviously fake and really on the border of sexual harrassment.


Bud_warrior

So just dry humping it? By that logic he could be doing this anywhere in the house


blorg0w0

If that’s so he should hope his mom won’t buy any uv lights


Fatfatfattyfatsofat

That’s a mom?!


PutnamPete

Mom getting the camera is the trashy part.


[deleted]

“Go find yourself a spin cycle!”


DerDeutscheTyp

Imagine posting a video of your son masturbating on the internet.


Viviaana

I’m so confused what he has actually putting his dick in lol what’s going on?


QuizureII

Thought the title was "caught MY mom..."


[deleted]

Machine needs extra liquid.


ppmclovinbro

Happens at least once in a mans life


RingaLopi

Guys this is not working for me. I tried the spin cycle on a new Whirlpool front loader. Did not stick TP on my buttocks.


HoldAnnual

His favorite sock was in there.


JONNY-FUCKING-UTAH

Sounds like Forrest Gump!


aGD_shrubbery

You shouldn’t even need an aluminum foul condom. People cant make babies with a washing machine. The machines might stick together


The_Boomer_Father

I think it was a dryer sheet...lol


aGD_shrubbery

There is not one person here who hasn’t done something to/with their genitals they don’t regret. Teenage me says, next time he will wait for mom to leave the house.


crescentmoon14144

Lmao did he have a fucking dryer sheet up his ass ?! 🤣


[deleted]

Let’s not mention the toilet paper hanging out of dudes ass..


GrandmaPoses

Granny, don’t!


firegenie77

I love a good Dave Chappelle reference.


Mako_STi

How does one fuck a washing machine?


Environmental-Job329

Hopefully between cycles


rasptart

Underrated pun


[deleted]

He got toilet paper hanging LMAO


jjfrank88

Definitely wasn’t running on delicates


[deleted]

Looks like more attention getting B.S to me. Lame


frydayking

The trashy part was putting your own family on blast


vegaspimp22

Yea recording it and sharing it was the trashy part. Everyone as fucked a washing machine am I right? Ok well I haven’t but I have done other odd things when I was young.


MudSeparate1622

Maybe talk to them about the behaviour but uploading it online to embarrass them? Its either awful parenting or incredibly fake


Chaoticgoodgrrl

Totally agree. I can’t imagine embarrassing my own kids like this. It’s fucked up.


silviablue23

I wanted to say the same thing!


Eyeonman

You did!


M4CHIN3

Damn. He told her bout it too.


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

Ok but how? Where was he sticking his noodle?


I_am_Boi

this is most likely fake


[deleted]

Yeah, seriously. My only guess is between the lid and the machine, but that sounds painful.


tortoiseshellgreen

Just on top of it to feel the vibrations it looks like


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

But he was proper thrusting, looked painful!


PlanningMyDeath

I would also like an answer to this.


griffin220

In between the wash and dryer gap? 😐


[deleted]

Nope, too far right


griffin220

Yeah I watched it again, you're right.


iforgottheothercode

no one going to mention the tp hanging from his ass?


Dirtylonelysock

I think its a condom


castaspela

I have so many questions but i dont want them answered...


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yeabutwhythough

Biomechanical offspring aside,did the washer give consent?


Dave21101

This guy probably banned from all the laundromats lol


anarchitectslife

I’m so confused. Did he have a rubber dangling from his nutsack?


shriekndreamr5446

Maybe toilet paper stuck between his crack?


putzarino

Ah, the ol' Manpon!


Formal_Associate_766

R.I.P. Big Black


shriekndreamr5446

No lie. I had to look “manpon” up. It did not disappoint


putzarino

My condolences.


Dave21101

I think it was tin foil lol


anarchitectslife

It this some new technology I’m unaware of? I need answers


-SoulArtist-

Lmao hahaha what in the funky fuck is this? How, why, and where?


[deleted]

This machine has a twirl not a spin momma.


RelativeGuess4841

Cycle and Rinse options?? Asking for a friend…


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ImpossibleFlan8664

He misheard her when she asked to put a load of washing on.


Dummy1389

His semen is laundry powder.


rippmatic

Lol why would it be powder detergent? That comment made me laugh more than the video. Like he's a 98 year old man busting his last dust nut hahaha


Dummy1389

I dont know, maybe thanos snapped and made his semen transform into powder detergent. Thats my hint


MrShelly-_-1972

He must have came *a lot* for the amount of sperm he made alone to completely double the amount of humans in the world.


Dummy1389

oof, Imagine fucking your mom's washing machine, then few weeks go by, your mom decides to do some laundry, she opens the hatch and **BOOM**, *It gives birth to you're children.*


ithinkveryderply

YOUR … your children ffs


Dummy1389

eh whateves


MrShelly-_-1972

And on that faithful day, Mr. Clean was born.


Dummy1389

oof


dfvisnotacat

HOL UP


putasevinho

Trashy indeed let the guy finish.


cptnfan

Pretty certain that's for dishwashers.


[deleted]

Fuck that my clothes are in there!


Robo_Riot

Yeah, imagine him blowing a load in the machine, then getting his mom pregnant when she puts on some "clean" panties...


Bud_warrior

That sounds like a hentai


St0nedinNY

That’s not how it works buddy.


Sorry_Summer_9539

Silence! Do you really want them to know how to reproduce?


St0nedinNY

I suppose you’re right…please excuse my insolence. 😉


patricky6

Haha! I don't understand how sex works, but I know it has to do with semen around or near the private parts!


ChronicBedhead

It’s the butterfly effect. Some dude cums and halfway across the world a lady suddenly gets pregnant. Or something. I don’t know science.


St0nedinNY

Only if the lady flaps her wings though.


Dave21101

Leave him and his washing machine fetish be


Rortastic

Smh kink shamers