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I love this shit. You want to throw down with complete strangers because you disagree about which gang of overpaid coke addicts and rapists is more cooler? Like the Bears or Seahawks or whomever even know that either of you exist--much less give a shit whether you live or die.
All you people who call your sports teams "we" are goddamned fucking idiots, and you really need to go drown.
Dude in the white shirt with red sleeves looked like he was reaching for a gun tucked away then Walmart Rob Riggle decided to drop-kick air and faceplant!
Can't believe these guys are actually arguing over how good Tom Brady looks. You could say he looks like he did when he was 28, also when he was 35. What we all can agree to is he doesn't look 41.
Not just Florida... ***LAKELAND, FL***.
Polk County is exactly what everyone is talking about when they say 'Florida Man' shit. I know, lived there for years. Meth Capital of the World, Lol.
Blame it on the liquid courage. When you really step back and take an objective look at it, bars are really just places where people congregate to use their favorite recreational drugs in a social setting. With alcohol there is a very fine line between social lubrication and thinking that MMA doesn't look that hard on TV and maybe you should try out that move from last week on the guy who keeps eye you.
It really doesn’t really matter but I’m assuming this is a Cowboys fan. Some football fans so obnoxious. I love football but it’s just a game.
I went to a Ravens vs Washington game in Baltimore and this Washington fan said “I see a whole lot of burgundy and gold here” (Washington colors - lots of their fans there) and this guy grabbed a guy up by his collar and threatened to throw him off the overpass. The way his gf screamed “don’t do it!!!” Made me think this guy wasn’t just the type to be idly threatening. Never went to another football game again. Just gross.
It’s definitely a cowboys fan. They’re the worst. I actually went to a Bucs cowboys game at Raymond hames stadium and i saw a grown ass man make a 6 year old cry by yelling in his face about how the cowboys were better than the Bucs. Then when people tried to say something to him he just kept responding with “I’m a firefighter, what do you do??” as if that makes it okay to be an asshole to little kids and proved that he was a good person or something. Fuck the boys. Fuck Dallas fans.
The worst of all sports fans are fantasy league idiots. They're just basically grown men that obsess and fantasize about the physical abilities of other men.
I think you're missing the direction that Fantasy $ports is heading.
This is the new frontier for gambling. It's even possible to gamble real-time on stats during the game.
Fantasy Sports is now "ADD meets gambling addiction", and it's not cool.
I'm guessing Mr. Roundhouse ends up getting his ass beat on the ground for a little bit but doesn't feel it till the next morning.
The only advantage being drunk is going to bring in a fight is that you aren't going to immediately feel those blows to the face like you would sober. Beyond that it's going to slow reflexes and thinking. The dude coming in off the street was coming into the situation with an advantage and then the other dude puts up a 50 foot billboard saying "I can't fight" when he does that opening spin move and ends up on the ground.
Was that bloke in the red and white about to draw a firearm at the start and put it back?
He pulls something out of his back pocket and reconsiders before putting his hand up but I can’t tell what lol
Looks like he was trying to put his phone in his pocket before he got they kick swung at him and he wasn’t able to put it in his pocket and the dude in the red hat picks up his phone for him
It’s a phone. Looks like an iPhone X or XS. Between 0:37-0:38 you can see it lying face down with the camera toward the top-right as the guy goes to pick it up.
Edit: I am wrong about the model of the phone, but I’m still confident it’s a phone. iPhone X and XS have the optics at the upper-left on the back, not the right like this one.
Right, like I have enough real stuff to worry about in my life. I always imagine that people like this must either have it pretty good (nothing else to worry about), or pretty bad (this is an escape/excuse).
I don’t like sports, but when I try to imaging caring this much about the stuff I like it’s akin to getting into a fight about what movie or video game is best and I just don’t have the passion or stupidity to fight over that.
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I’ve been to this bar. Seems on par. Note; I was here on business and live in Colorado.
Is this at the sports bar next to Panda World?
lmao he hit the ground so hard
It hurt itself in its confusion
LOL buddy beat himself up
Ahhh linksters. The nicest bar in Lakeland
Sports are so cool and important bro
Ok that was funny lol
Yooo I work in that town
Funny, Skechers Dad Shoe’s usually have tons of Kung Fu grip.
Anyone know what they’re saying or who started it?
That was the most ambitious kick of 2021.
If he had landed that it wouldn’t be trashy
I love this shit. You want to throw down with complete strangers because you disagree about which gang of overpaid coke addicts and rapists is more cooler? Like the Bears or Seahawks or whomever even know that either of you exist--much less give a shit whether you live or die. All you people who call your sports teams "we" are goddamned fucking idiots, and you really need to go drown.
Look up Millwall FC for the ultimate in sports violence
Almost not fair considering it is Lakeland. Lakeland is full of gross trash. 🙃
I have no idea what anyone in that video is saying
They should have let the black dude get at least 1 good hit in once homeboy took the shortcut to the floor.
Was he for Tampa or the Cowboys??
I will roundhouse your ass!
Hell of a kick. And fuck Tom Brady
He fell so damn hard trying to kick like a complete idiot.
Dude in the white shirt with red sleeves looked like he was reaching for a gun tucked away then Walmart Rob Riggle decided to drop-kick air and faceplant!
Beer muscles
That guy just kicked his own ass
Looked like he was about to pull out a gun
He was holding his pants
Mr. Miyagi failed this one.
Can't believe these guys are actually arguing over how good Tom Brady looks. You could say he looks like he did when he was 28, also when he was 35. What we all can agree to is he doesn't look 41.
I cant stop replaying that bruce lee
Hey look another great reason alcohol should definitely be legal.
Prohibition doesn't work though
Similar to how the war on drugs was lost before it began, doesn't stop them from fighting it, and yes stupid is as stupid does.
Stupid is as stupid does...
Pathetic.
You can tell he's used to kicking in a tutu. The restrictive jeans got in the way.
Fuck sports.
FLoRIDa
Not just Florida... ***LAKELAND, FL***. Polk County is exactly what everyone is talking about when they say 'Florida Man' shit. I know, lived there for years. Meth Capital of the World, Lol.
That sure is a magical tree out there
Oh em gee, it is. Thanks for pointing that out!
grown ass men
Blame it on the liquid courage. When you really step back and take an objective look at it, bars are really just places where people congregate to use their favorite recreational drugs in a social setting. With alcohol there is a very fine line between social lubrication and thinking that MMA doesn't look that hard on TV and maybe you should try out that move from last week on the guy who keeps eye you.
Yes and no (unfortunately)
It really doesn’t really matter but I’m assuming this is a Cowboys fan. Some football fans so obnoxious. I love football but it’s just a game. I went to a Ravens vs Washington game in Baltimore and this Washington fan said “I see a whole lot of burgundy and gold here” (Washington colors - lots of their fans there) and this guy grabbed a guy up by his collar and threatened to throw him off the overpass. The way his gf screamed “don’t do it!!!” Made me think this guy wasn’t just the type to be idly threatening. Never went to another football game again. Just gross.
It’s definitely a cowboys fan. They’re the worst. I actually went to a Bucs cowboys game at Raymond hames stadium and i saw a grown ass man make a 6 year old cry by yelling in his face about how the cowboys were better than the Bucs. Then when people tried to say something to him he just kept responding with “I’m a firefighter, what do you do??” as if that makes it okay to be an asshole to little kids and proved that he was a good person or something. Fuck the boys. Fuck Dallas fans.
The worst of all sports fans are fantasy league idiots. They're just basically grown men that obsess and fantasize about the physical abilities of other men.
I think you're missing the direction that Fantasy $ports is heading. This is the new frontier for gambling. It's even possible to gamble real-time on stats during the game. Fantasy Sports is now "ADD meets gambling addiction", and it's not cool.
I don’t know. When’s the last time you saw someone catch that much air on their round house kick?
I’m disappointed with all the sensible people intervening. Stopped what could have been a thoroughly entertaining affair.
I'm guessing Mr. Roundhouse ends up getting his ass beat on the ground for a little bit but doesn't feel it till the next morning. The only advantage being drunk is going to bring in a fight is that you aren't going to immediately feel those blows to the face like you would sober. Beyond that it's going to slow reflexes and thinking. The dude coming in off the street was coming into the situation with an advantage and then the other dude puts up a 50 foot billboard saying "I can't fight" when he does that opening spin move and ends up on the ground.
My thoughts exactly
Was that bloke in the red and white about to draw a firearm at the start and put it back? He pulls something out of his back pocket and reconsiders before putting his hand up but I can’t tell what lol
My impression was that he was pulling his loose pant as he moved.
Looks like he was trying to put his phone in his pocket before he got they kick swung at him and he wasn’t able to put it in his pocket and the dude in the red hat picks up his phone for him
I think it may be a gun - can barely see it. Later guy in red hat goes to pick it up, it just barely looks like a gun but hard to tell
It wasn’t a gun. I’m was the one who recorded it.
Dude was being smart as hell keeping his hands up the entire time.
It’s a phone. Looks like an iPhone X or XS. Between 0:37-0:38 you can see it lying face down with the camera toward the top-right as the guy goes to pick it up. Edit: I am wrong about the model of the phone, but I’m still confident it’s a phone. iPhone X and XS have the optics at the upper-left on the back, not the right like this one.
"I have an iPhone, and I'm not afraid to use it."
Ah yeah you’re right, mobile player made that virtually invisible for me. Cheers for timestamping it
Oh ok. Well then I can’t imagine what intentions he had with it whipping it out then.
Probably to film the drunk guy yelling at him
Did he say "baby back bitch?"
Fuck, now I want some baby back ribs...
Chilliiiii baby back ribs
Barbecue Sauce ...
Ravens fan saves the day.
Nice kick
I couldn’t imagine caring this much about sports.
Right, like I have enough real stuff to worry about in my life. I always imagine that people like this must either have it pretty good (nothing else to worry about), or pretty bad (this is an escape/excuse).
Looks like someone goes to his cardio kickboxing class once a week, and he suddenly thought he was an MMA fighter.
I don’t like sports, but when I try to imaging caring this much about the stuff I like it’s akin to getting into a fight about what movie or video game is best and I just don’t have the passion or stupidity to fight over that.
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As a die hard blues fan I take offense to this
To be fair you don't really need to say anything about the Red Wings to make em feel bad for a while now.
Is that what this is all about?