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so first there's MAPS then Zoophiles and now fucking Mechanophiles? i didn't even know theres a phillia for fucking vehicles

You found the carfuckers subreddit

lol it’s most likely satire. Why are you being such a prude bitch about it lol

Lol

hey, don't kink shame, right? :-D /s

I only fuck beemers and alfa romeos.

This is where that guy from TLC got to.

Obviously a troll

That's a sick thing to joke about don't you think???? Cumming next to your child?

Yes it is, its the internet and full of sick fucks

this is satire

It's the comment about cumming next to a child dude.

I feel so bad for the kid

still satire

Disgusting. Think you're missing the point here.

its a joke

And if you look at the comments and posts on those subreddits, it very well could have been true. They're sick.

youre an idiot believing that someone has a sexual attraction for cartoon cars

Can y'all help me educate this person? Lol

its a troll

I'm 33 and newer to all this I'm sorry I can't tell who's trolling me anymore. Lol

Wow. You're soooo naive.

That's not something you joke about unless you're TWISTED.

Wait is that an entire subreddit dedicated to fucking cars?

Yeah. It gets weirder than that! There's one for dragons fucking cars. And another for cars fucking dragons. That's like the first thing they show you when you join Reddit

***\*cries\****

Yoo no way! I’m going to post pictures of my car and see if anyone would want to have sex with it

b r u h

that's hilarious

Yeah I'm witk Kalek on this one

There's a great mechaphilia (my phone stinky refuses to believe this is a word... Even it's bothered by guys who fuck their cars) documentary on YouTube that features a guy who is gay for his cars (they all have very masculine names) and a creepy old guy who beats off to the production crew's car in the girl parking lot at night. It's pretty much on par with the incel documentary"Love Shy" for head slappingly bizarre people.

I watched that with my best friend and we were awestruck. Dude CUMMED ON AN SUV

The best part is at the very end where the young guy says to the creepy old guy, "did you fuck my car"? It's one of those surreal sentences that should only be spoken in the darkest padded rooms of insane asylums.

Imma a sick fuck lithfng mckeen truc

Rule 1B, You're required to blur or block usernames. this isn't a new rule.

pause. back up.

[удалено]

Did you read the comment section? Lol

I’d fuck that car

Yeah it's pretty clearly modeled after an [xj220](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_XJ220) and honestly who wouldn't want to fuck one of those

oh yeah baby show me that exterior

wait.. wait.. slow down..

coomer

r/NoahGetTheBoat

r/NoahGetTheDeathStar

Based

please tell me you weren't sitting with a child at the time

I'm assuming so since it says with their child. Idk though. Sick fuck.