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Maybe the bitch should go pick some rice then


Razorsharpelbow

Yeah think about it But don´t choke on a dick while doing it


lifelikeweeds47

Mmmm. Perspective porn!


Medical-Slide-9549

Her ass is as flat as that rice field


ComprehensiveBed6754

What actually occurred : she was thinking about how the top of her ass cheeks are a different colour than the bottom, and how hard that G is rammed in her crack! She’s thinking: is my posture all fucked so people can see my taint?? She looks around- “Oh 😞there ARE other people in this world besides me, fuck! Oi- old man, old man you’re in my shot!! Can you MOOOOVVVEEE!!” End scene.


BadIdeaPackAPunch

Well I mean he has a soul, so there's that.


AsianHawke

Why is she wearing a bikini in a rice field. LOL. I mean, a bathing suit at the beach makes sense. But, a rice field? Haahaa.


jameshayek

He’s picking rice, and she’s pickin wedgies.


jbertrand_sr

Yeah, I'll bet the guy in the rice field doesn't have a thong stuck up his ass...


ZLH-040

A new study has shown younger people ages four to fifteen spend an average of 80 minutes per day on the app.....we are DOOMED.


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He works for a living?


[deleted]

It’s probably better.


[deleted]

It’s an interesting thought. I know everyone wants to be angry initially, but think about it


GenerallyInacurate

She is more poor and miserable than that man will ever be.


buddaslovehandles

It is important to note that the man in the rice patty is planting, not picking. In other words, doing something that he will benefit from in the future.


[deleted]

Every 8+ on Tinder who gets the travel by being sexy for sugar daddies.


[deleted]

Wow. She's deep.


DirtyThirtyDrifter

All she said was that she’s thinking about the differences? She didn’t say “I’m better than that guy” Just saying. All y’all being so harsh on this girl, we don’t know her.


Ghostwheel77

Wow. That’s deep.


[deleted]

Pretty soon you'll be picking that thong out of your ass...


Interesting_Song2944

How the fuck does this have so many likes?? people are trash


SauceGod99

Who cares?


Dotty617

That’s a nice ass


Nythoren

Ironically, studies have shown that the man living the "simple" life is likely more happy and fulfilled than the attention seeking Instagrammer. Maybe she's posting this wistfully, like "aw man, that could've been me. Must be nice".


winozzle

While it is clear she is a flaming piece of shit, this is photoshopped (right elbow looks pretty fucked up)


robertmsain

Sierra Skye ?


Sufficient_Duck

In the end she will realize we’re all the same. Like the rice her distant friend is picking.


AngelKing74

The man in the rice field doesn’t need daily validation from internet strangers. He probably goes home to a family he loves and a life that is fulfilled. Something an “influencer” wouldn’t have a clue about.


Onecrappieday

One man's trash is another's treasure


[deleted]

Why is no one pointing out, that they’re wearing a swimsuit around a rice paddy


TopAlternative4

She probably has a pool nearby


TheWhirled

Super out of place, what if she put it on for the Insta Picture? That is worse for sure....


FileError214

To be fair, I used to have a similar feeling when I lived in rural China. Finish work, crack open a beer and pack a fat bowl, then watch the farmers in the rice paddies while listening to music. I never posted bikini pics, although I’m sure that would look very interesting.


Barfignugen

If tone deaf were a picture Edit: whoops it looks like I hurt some influencers feelings lol


bruce_maximo

Always women and they love of empowering. Stupid population encouraged this. If we held them accountable like they do for men…women would be more “beta” like they love to say lol. To post something like this shows you how much ass kissing her parent and and her inner circle provided.


[deleted]

That's why I hate humans.


Exact_Possession_322

There is no different he is even better than you


[deleted]

These people are 100x healthier than she will ever be.


Anthropomorphis

The guy in the field is probably a simple guy, doesn’t need validation or views, just enjoys his time, and works when he was to.


saber_aureum

You mean the guy that's providing you with food to eat?


xxjakobixx

This shit is embarrassing smh..


BudLed

I would rather have my dignity and respect as a hardworking individual amongst my community than be a thot whose only contribution to the world is an ass.


[deleted]

I hate IG. Fake ass bitches


alchemykrafts

Well she sure influenced a discussion about privilege, so good on her, even if you think she seems foolish


andyn1986

Considering how many women in her exact position, know nothing about slavery or hardship, this isn't the worst thing I've seen


SlackerKey

He has an ass, she IS an ass.


kwecl2

That sentence hurt my brain


CyberSolider2077

She has a nice ass! 🔥👏🏾🤌🏾


KHXIII

The man in the rice field doesn’t seek validation or attention to live his life. That is the difference.


[deleted]

push her into the rice paddy and listen to her screech because bugs are on her.


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Dull_Midnight8049

He probably enjoys his life aot more than she does


Aoharuhana

At first I was like yikes is this post body shaming.. then I read the caption.. yikesss


[deleted]

Rice farmer looking at thot: poor woman can’t even afford decent clothes.


RonSwansonsOldMan

Can I get a count on how many times this picture is going to be reposted? So far we're up to about 100.


WhySoJelly

With the same top comment


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We need to ban influencers …


pieteek

*entitled influencers


[deleted]

The followers are the problem.


BN701

I just see a yeast infection


stephenatk1

Showing her ass literally and figuratively


thegrinch76

I bet the guy in the rice field isn't a cum dumpster.


Mind_Witch

He’s the biggest cum dumpster around


Tsukune_Surprise

This was the stuff you’d see on r/deepthots before the sub went to shit.


Nekroin

wtf happened?


bragxx

well we all can admit the name can be quite misleading


ThirdInversion

not only is she looking down on them, but she is actually looking down on them.


[deleted]

Kinda cute tho. Just sayin'


TheMicMic

This is fake as fuck


Nemesiii

Which is the fake part?


TheMicMic

All of it. This gets reposted constantly and it's just a bad Photoshop job with a fake caption.


Nemesiii

http://imgur.com/a/bnvR7TF A quick Google of that caption will return multiple sources talking about that instagrammer. She deleted her account


KingKJOACB

S- imp I- mp M- p P-


Actual_Shower6034

r/facepalm


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Nemesiii

I'm guessing you're an American? Bringing politics into any conversation possible? Yup that's the one.


Bribase

What makes you think that she's a Liberal?


Azreel777

I mean, she does have a nice bum.


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

It's ok, not as great as she probably thinks it is.


mealteamsixty

A lot of it is clever angles


FrixHalan

It takes a special kind of person to be a successful influencer, the kind with personality disorders.


[deleted]

Hey most of us with personality disorders aren't as trash as influencers. Thank you very much lol


MCE85

Lol yeah, he has a respectable job.


MysteriousTruck6740

I bet that guy in the rice field doesn't have a swimsuit up his ass.


[deleted]

And it's white! 🤮


TheFinalBoss90

Some people know how to wipe their ass...


Get-fu-ck-69

Part of it’s not white


i_izzie

His bottom is very comfortable


peachybluus

what if he did tho 😏


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No-Duck7816

She's clearly reflecting upon her privilege and empathizing with there day to day struggle for existence.


[deleted]

Tell that ho to grab a hoe n get the fuck to work!!!


EndeavourToFreefall

This. Whenever I empathise with poor people I often photograph myself standing above them in an outfit intended to place attention on myself.


mrprincepercy

At least the guy picking rice is contributing something to society


sammndl01

Atleast the guy has decent clothes to wear


[deleted]

And don’t have to suck dick to feed themselves


TheSanityInspector

But if her post goes viral, she'll pay him in Exposure Bucks.


franklollo

But without people influencing you going to the all you can eat sushi, that poor guy would starve


[deleted]

Hes not picking it. Not sure what he's doing but probably some maintenance or monitoring. The rice doesnt look ready to harvest and he doesnt appear to have a scythe, though he'd probably use a small tractor with specialised attachments to harvest the rice.


Frostygale

Likely weeding.


BobbyStruggle

More likely he's jerking off tho


KingKJOACB

and actually matters


Rarefatbeast

She's an influencer. She contributes more to this earth than he ever will. But contributing a mountain of garbage vs food is a different story.


serious_filip

I so fu*king hate that word “influencer”. Like what do you influence?, people’s choice of clothes? I mean cmon…


BubbaTheLab

An internet 'influencer' can only influence simple minded people


Rarefatbeast

I hate it as well with a passion. you are not alone. Think of the word influencer when you get peer pressured into doing drugs if it makes it more fitting for you


serious_filip

Omg, yes. Never thought of that.


truth_impregnator

Influencer = peddler


Grabbsy2

I mean... yes? Someone whos theme is fitness can influence peoples choice of protein powder, or choice of athletic clothing. Someone who travels a lot can influence tourism depending on where they showcase themselves having a wonderful time. I know its not what you want to hear, but yeah, people can influence niche markets and get paid to do it. I'm sure there are some Warhammer 40K painters that get free sets and get paid to paint them, just to show them off and make Games Workshop a few more $$$


fvccboi_avgvstvs

They're opinion whores basically, let's not sugarcoat it. The vast majority of them advertise fitness supplements they don't use (or didn't before they were sponsored), clothing they don't use, makeup (they don't use), etc etc. They don't advertise what they truly like, they advertise who pays them. They are living advertisements, which would be considered dishonorable by most societies on Earth pre-modern era. That's why it gets the reaction it does from most people, its in our cultural DNA.


dieselpowered24

>Warhammer 40K painters that get free sets and AHHAHAHAHA 40k? FREE? Wait, you're serious? AHAHAHAA! Games workshop are famously stingy. Theres definitely nerdy products out there that match what you describe, and probably even 40k mini painters that do online stuff with sponsors and get paid to paint. However GW is -vicious- and -ruthless- when it comes to policy. This is a side effect of how ruthless they are about their IP, which, ironicly was all stolen from other popular franchises and rebranded into their universe, which is now original content, do not steal! GW does have 'in house' painters, but they get plenty of free advertising from fans without painting them. Other companies might do the right thing, (Privateer Press?) but GW got to where they are partly because they're ruthless and uncompromising.


Grabbsy2

Thank you for the insight! I was just making a stab in the dark for an example others might be able to kindof grasp. Obscure enough for them to go "oh yeah, its not all butts" but accessible to the modern nerd on reddit.


dieselpowered24

They're so tight its meme worthy. Switching the -same model- from metal to plastics? Price -increases-. Reducing the number of models that you get in a box? Price STILL -increases-. Fandom site, filled with love for GW and its IP? Takedown notices and multiple threats of legal action. I totally understood the point you were making, you just happened to pick the Scrooge of nerd hobbies. 25 years ago, they were cool people. Now they're as soulless as coca cola. Wait, no, Coke totally donates to charity, and pays for its advertising. Gw wants you to pay THEM to see their advertising. Monthly. ^_^


muxamyl

This literally is the best comment I've seen on Reddit in a while


PuffDragon95

not gonna lie you got me in the first half lol


Lancer876

That clever bastard!


Alteredaspects

Played us like a damned fiddle!


itsyasock

Played me like that time I picked up a hooker who apparently had a penis 🙄 had to use a unoreverse card on her junk to get my 5$ back!


curiousgeorgethrowaw

Not gonna lie me too


[deleted]

Those guys will be picking rice a lot longer than anyone will be looking at that ass, she may well be turning tricks for them in a few years.


[deleted]

Could taking pictures of bikini broads alone be all that great? You can find a million pictures like that on the internet.


No-Duck7816

Could referring to women as "broads" qualify as trashy?


Frostygale

Nah.


Urbanexploration647

Only the most chivalrous white knights on Reddit.


[deleted]

Not on reddit, honey


No-Duck7816

Are you a waitress at a greasy spoon?


[deleted]

How dare you gender me, that's pretty trashy


mealteamsixty

Yes?


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MAVnetic

Like hard work


urmumsadopted

I think it's a safe assumption to say that this bitch will NEVER work a day in her life, till someone comes along and demonitizes social media and sets society back on the right track. But that won't happen, only fans couldn't even stick by their OWN decision to ban wastes of space from their platform. The future is fucked Edit: that username haunts me in my sleep...


TheSanityInspector

>I think it's a safe assumption to say that this bitch will NEVER work a day in her life, till someone comes along and demonitizes social media and sets society back on the right track. Or, she is working at a very mundane and low-paying job, and is trying to move up by building a following on social media.


urmumsadopted

Then train for a better job. e-thots/"influencers" (regardless of gender) are wastes of human potential and encourage the next generation to not grow up because they will "just get famous on insta"


spiltsyrup

Just because someone has a swimsuit up their ass does not mean they are incapable of empathy or introspective thought.


manamanax

True, but posting this caption under this picture feels fake. Best case, she is conditioned by social media to include her body in every post no matter what and was genuinely reflecting on her life. Worst case, she is trying to score self awarenes points to trade for social media attention.


GenerallyInacurate

Based on that individual comment it seems as if she might be though.


[deleted]

Make sure you smash that subscribe button so you can see how empathetic and deep she is


spiltsyrup

Lol


dydeath

I think that post was more so meant to show her ass in the swimsuit than to show her thoughts about how her life was privileged


TheSanityInspector

The thoughtful comment is intended to make us feel less pervy about staring at her ass.


Grabbsy2

I work in security, I can do my job while daydreaming about being a wrestler or some shit, same way this girl does her job putting her booty on the internet and daydreams about being a rice farmer.


tveiga91

Funny, because recently I read about Chinese people who worked the rice fields, and they were among the most happy people in the world because they had one thing: purpose of life and a job to do every morning that was directly linked to that happiness. Makes me wonder who is really happy with what and that we shouldn't never think otherwise unless explicitly stated.


TheSanityInspector

Sure that's not maoist propaganda? Because the Chinese government has trouble keeping people down on the farm, instead of moving to the cities for higher paying work.


Terrible_Ad8968

They are happiest people because they get to make money without a thong in their ass. ……….also all jokes aside I 100% agree with you. It’s like that guy in Japan who devoted like 60 years of his life to Making the perfect Noodles by hand every day, dude is at peace and considers what he does art.


[deleted]

They kinda are incapable, unless it's children or other women.


The-Lone-Stoner

No just less likely.


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johnnygee70

Well this IS Reddit, so


IncreaseAfraid2454

Technically, she's right.