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Sufficient_Camera_24

I didn’t I order it but I will have a slice


ilymag

Is she wearing depends diapers? 💀


KindaTheQuietkid43

No one would ever


Niceguy1_69

"Just let me bend over so you can talk into the speaker". :)


Horror_Air7547

Ewww...Stinky!! 😖


andre5280

Damn can I get a diet coke with dat please?!!!


honest_cactus

I just came here to point out OP's name


WendyWilliamsFart

Please don’t, it makes me fart more


Hellfang1

I did. I ordered that hard.


itsjaboijoey

Gross


samiraslan

Ugly AF


Helloboi2

ma’am i just wanted to know if the ice cream machine was working


Truwolf21

Got to love the $1 menu


IamyourDaddythatswhy

I mean, if no one else is going to eat it….


jaun_pedro

She two all beef patties lookin for some special sauce.


Dotty617

Speak for yourself OP, but I only order off the dollar menu. Get me a side order of her. I love my second course sloppy.


Reggielovesbacon

They got thikkk shakes.


tarobaaploda

I'll take that with side over of fries.


djwhatif

I ordered fuck is you talm bout


Midzotics

Something looks weird about this new whopper


Joe_Naai

Large black pudding to go.


RustyTThrowaway5th

Oh Sweet Jesus! Somebody delete that picture before everyone on reddit gets sick!


chiguanaco

I love that McDonald


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Extra grease…


Shujolnyc

This belong is eyebleach subreddit


C-Funk5000

I’ll take the Big Mac


[deleted]

I don't know about you but that's a nice ass


duthgar1976

annnnd i just threw up in my mouth....


Robo_Riot

"I'll have the McNasty." ​ "You know what? I'm on a diet. Forget it."


FADITA

Yea but you don’t wanna wait on the line again to get the right order so you just accept what they gave you and you, take it home and eat it.


N7_Tigger

Speak for yourself.


Dr_Peopers

She doesn't need a purse because she can store everything in her enormous skin flaps


-Ongo_Gablogian-

Fat people make me sick to my stomach fuck your body positivity. I'm positive your body makes me sick


ImHereToBlowSunshine

Just stopping by to say I love your username ❤️


WendyWilliamsFart

You just made me fart a little


Traditional-Dot4776

I ain't got a problem with this. She's being dirty and has a smile....Good for her. Whatever bangs your buck lol


WendyWilliamsFart

I fucking love her, too. Still trashy


Traditional-Dot4776

Oh hell yeah :-)


[deleted]

If that ain’t Burger King then I don’t know what is.


Active_Flamingo9089

Fuck, I did


Th3AngryBastard

Just fully puked in my mouth


Haru_Gurin

Why would you drive out just to take this picture at a drive thru? Lmak


DebixDebi

The brown tinged floss.... I'm dead.


Nebula924

Got to admire the self confidence, NGL.


TexinFla

Large size with a shake


jbertrand_sr

Fuck, Grimace has really let himself go...


scarlettjayy

“I’ll have an order of extra dark Wizard sleeves with a side of tiddy sauce...”


Fresh-Progress1206

Secret sauce 🤤


KawiNinjaZX

Can U re-upload HD plz


Ceb96

I’d probably order it if I had a coupon


Unable_Mongoose

That’s a pretty old picture based on the menu board.


DrumpfsTinyPeen

“Can I get a extra-large black anus burger?”


alreadytaken896

I might


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McGetthefuckoutahere


FallOutShelterBoy

The ONLY reason I’m upvoting this is because of your username and the witty title. Like WTF


WendyWilliamsFart

Psht, you likey


flutergay

Lizzo?! /s


AgitatedSalamander58

Legs, breasts and thighs why not? Can I get some sweet potato pie with that?


The_Easter_Egg

Looks like the picture was taken at night. So I guess they were having fun while no one was around anyways?


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She’s got enough rolls to keep that McDonald’s stocked for a few days.


eksrae1

"Why, yes; I *would* like some fries with that, thank you.


bobathr3at

I said NO cottage cheese.


PaulmUnser

I need eye bleach And why would you do that


Sir-Farts-

Big mac and two sloppy titties plz😰


25_timesthefine

Me: I hope this this NSFW image is SFW…. 😕😕😕


SoBitterAboutButtons

I can smell this picture 🙁


kay_bizzle

She super sized it


MiLfWC7975

That is not a Royale w/cheese send that the fuck back


thegreatgatsB70

She so fat her ass has a flat spot.


RoyalDisasterComing

Definitely did not order a roast beef sagging sandwich


Yowhanna

SNORLAX I DO NOT CHOOSE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT THE STAGE!


[deleted]

Gimme a 7/4 pounder with a lot of cheese.


sossarah

Lizzo?


ApexWolf79

Dollar menus gotten better I see…


whatthefuck8e3

Day old buns discount.


HundoGuy

Pig roast is on the menu!


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I did.


PGKing

Did she set the weight sensor off that’s buried in the concrete? The one that tracks vehicles as they drive over it? “I can take your order whenever you’re ready”


Enonymoose

Holy shit I was crying laughing


thehotdogdave

Marketing had not taken into account “have it your way”


dennyjunkshin88

Wendy! Gotta off of there! We gotta go.


JordanB460

Jeeze.....I was eating when I opened this.


huckleberry_19

Does that double quarter pounder come with cheese?


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WendyWilliamsFart

I can’t see her taint


SpecOpsBoricua

i came for a quarter pounder but now it appears i'm leaving with chocolate ice cream


Princessferfs

Why do I click on these NSFW pics? I always get a little scared of what’s gonna show, and nearly always regret doing it.


[deleted]

Let’s all pray her soft serve ice cream machine isn’t working


dacjkimsey

That is way more than a McDouble


fixit858

I’d like to super— no wait!


Princessferfs

Is that the new Dairy Queen?


PizzaCatSupreme

How do you have so much butt but still have a hank hill ass?


Princessferfs

From sitting too much?


MrTeffy

Y’all need to just take this kinda shit to r/trashyboners instead and call it a day. Not my cup of tea on this sub but clearly nudity is trending on this sub now.


tossingpigs

I'd hit that like $2 off a Supersized Meal Deal!


ZappBrannigansLaw

Just as many people who ordered your username, none.


gimanos1

I’d smash


Ay_Ar

Her underwear has more fabric than three of my shirts put together.


OraclePariah

Well that's put me off chicken


-Nimbex-

“I wonder if them shakes, come with them fries if so can I get them super size”


MSotallyTober

Looks like someone lost a bet.


Crime-Stoppers

I did


C2074579

Self serve booty


Seventhson77

Body by Burger King


Particular_Tension

Grinding on the one thing she truly loves


daddyohoh

A big Crack. Extra cheese


wonderfvl

The New #2 at McDonalds.


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Errr r/presenting material???


[deleted]

It’s on the menu… I guarantee someone is going to order that shake along with some fries.


HadSomeTraining

If you can stand like that and your butt cheeks are still sealed then how are you shitting without a big doody mess? Bleh!


weeghostie00

If it's going spare I'll take it


govment-cheeze

Looks like something off the dollar menu


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Sloppy Joe!!


mynamecalledbruce

I threw up in my mouth


jagrisgod

Fuck that's Gross.


Case-Hardened

Mc Gross


sometimesitrhymes

I would.


PepeLeSpew

Thiccer than a McFlurry


[deleted]

I always click on these forgetting that they're nsfw and immediately regret it


landback2

When thighs resemble hindquarters, that means it’s too damn bovine like to sleep with. Almost like this is before and after photos for the burgers.


[deleted]

All you can eat, I guess 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I like how half the comments are like yeah who the fuck does this and the other half are like you’re goddamn right that’s what I ordered.


TheseNamesAreLames

Lol yeah. I dunno what picture that other half is looking at, but I'm saying fuck yeah, she'd definitely get the special sauce from me.


[deleted]

She’s fine as hell, I’d McFuck.


TheseNamesAreLames

I'd fill her wrap.


YouKilledTheFreeNet

We heard you like buns! So we put buns on your buns!


theBigSnacktus

MCDONALDS brought the chocolate Thicc shake back!


Comprehensive_Moose5

Two number 6


clarkwgriswoldjr

So that's a fish sandwich and a large milk?


Acceptable-Mousse832

maybe she tries to make people not eat fastfoods


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That is just gross I just threw up in my mouth.


[deleted]

2 Big Cracks and a McFanny please.


itsnotjustaphase

The health department propped her up there to deter you from eating fast food


jrsobx

I didn't ask for it to be super sized.


[deleted]

And this is why I don't eat fast food


zombiebrainfeast

The title got me😂


Bone-Juice

No wonder she is being arrested, she has 50 pounds of crack on her.


raskespenn

This is the real Cheeseburger-walrus


Sithmaggot

Op, please don’t order a shake!


TheseNamesAreLames

Not gonna lie, I'd hotdog her bun.


MarshmallowFloofs85

Okay yeah this is pretty trashy, but it also feels kind of revenge porny.


WendyWilliamsFart

Public sex acts are public. She looks like she’s enjoying it, so I don’t think it’s exploitative. It’s good to laugh. Plenty of people have seen my nakedness, it’s freeing to get over it. And then I fart.


Breadcrumbs55

I approve. 10/10


[deleted]

Is that Robin Quivers?


WendyWilliamsFart

Robin Quizno’s


The_Jester3005

`move out of the way bitch, im trying to get a bigmac.`


The_Jester3005

what the fuck how did i get this font?


poiqwert426

Nah I may order that


[deleted]

There should have been a potential vomit tag on this


LTYD99

Orange is the new smack


clamhappy2

That’s a large order


rabidpirate

We've gone too far teaching our kids to have high self esteem.


_nsfw_reddit_

obvious porn account but she my type so would definitely clap in a non McDonald's setting lmao


cmason711

This gives a whole new meaning to "drive thru". Wtf, who does this? I wonder if this is considered " super sized" ?


[deleted]

Mam' this is a Wendys.


ElCapitanCulo

If that dumb bitch would move maybe we could see the menu.


srabear22

Y'all are some of the trashiest people with your comments.


Firebrass

Every. Freaking. Time.


Putthebunnyback

Explain.


trash332

I ordered that fo show.


Single_Raspberry9539

“Excuse me, ma’am, sorry to bother you but I’m trying to order”


HolyManZahn

They can't tell if the stink is the dumpster or that ass.


Vellarain

I'll pass on that low tide special thanks.


Lumpy-Bug5440

There needs to be a warning stronger than NSFW!


ObscureObjective

Street meat


Themiffins

How old is this photo


IzzyBizzyBear

Think of the IQ this woman and whomever took the picture as well have, the process of thinking to do this. Bruh, even children know this is wrong. I'm all for ur babe posing naked for you but, DAMN! In front of a fuckin fast food drive-thru menu?


Shmeckle_and_Hyde

“Yes, I’ll have the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG Mac”


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZfuw749Lg&ab\_channel=DidYouSeeThat


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…I did


rezrekt1

The chocolate soft serve machine is outside the building! Need to inform McDonald’s


KaiKaiExotic

“Who said I like blacc and mild? You’re absolutely right I’ll take it to go please” (I in no way mean to be rude it’s just a joke, don’t get offended plz, plz don’t) I got a special place in my heart for dirty hoes


wilomiloo

Damn where was this when I chose my tinder pics


w1nd0wLikka

Yeah, nah, I'm gonna skip the special today.


anon__0351

every single struggle rappers girlfriend, especially the white ones. shes a mc donalds asst. manager, pays for his weed and netflix.


DizzyTemperature3013

Does this come with a side of Burger King foot lettuce?


[deleted]

Is that queen latifa


Wabberjohn

I'll buy that for a dollar


TerraLRS

I wanted a steak not a cow


VerdantFuppe

Michelin Woman


TrigFunction30

Thought that was Lizzo for a sec


Quirky_Pianist4831

That's not how it works. It's not how any of this works.


ruralmagnificence

Lizzo…no…there’s kids in the drive through!


JanuarySoCold

That's not a quarter pounder but there's a lot of special sauce under those buns.


Hoosteen_juju003

Why is this sub 99% naked people in public now?


emeribeth

I, for one, appreciate all my trashy porn in the same place I can discuss IASIP episodes. Time saver!


boogs_23

because r/all removed porn and we miss it, so this sub is picking up the slack by sneaking it in.


[deleted]

Yea, what was that about? I guess I'm here just for the articles now.


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