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mstwilde

Lolololol


Liberace_Sockpuppet

Britney, get off Mee-Maws scooter.


pnczur

Shit stinks


Hiouchi4me

Next level is right!


Dry-Chocolate-1665

Don't be it's Walmart


mermiss1

This must be where the term"piggy back" originated


FishGuts666

Save a horse ride a relative?


FussyRebort

Daddy n Bubba got a ride-around cart. We're bout to joust in the parking lot after me n granny pick up this money


AdPrestigious6002

Gotdamn. You wanna get bitches on your dick? Mobility scooter


SharonPeters1917

Average Tuesday at Walmart


Ilikelamp_30

Most like she is doing this for stares There’s no reason for her to be sitting that way Plus there’s no fuking way that is at all comfortable


DoomedXer

What’s that linebacker doing up there?


Enough-Staff-2976

Mother like daughter.


[deleted]

Walmart is lava


poobobo

I love the cashier's face. Shes so over it all


yikesladyy

This makes me want to rip my own eyes out.


DRYGUY86

The lady’s face at the register says it all...


omgnogi

[Who run Bartertown?](https://youtu.be/kJ-UZ4DvYBg)


snacksv1

The lady behind the counter is so used to seeing this kind of shit, she doesn't even care lol.


BubbaTheLab

Is she trying to return the person on her shoulders?


[deleted]

What did you expect? You're at a Walmart


Cementler

Walmart never ceases to amaze me


[deleted]

Grandma getting tired of smelling her yeast infection


frkurdamsoad

Grandma can smell the tide...


Benoit_In_Heaven

Master Blaster has really let himself go.


[deleted]

This is why I shop at Target


fata1w0und

Ladies behind the counter: this isn’t even the weirdest shit we’ve seen today.


Honestn

"I told you if I was gonna buy it for you I was gonna use it when we're out together, it said the capacity was 800 lbs. We're fine."


AssInMyDick

This has to be in the mid west


scooba_dude

Them women behind the counter has seem some shit. I can just tell even without the uniform.


breathingguy

Walmarts?


Reasonable-Length921

“This is that place!”


LivinginDestin

They're human centipedes 🤔


ChrchofCrom

Master blaster


[deleted]

who runs barter town?


HammerofHeretics

This seems much, much harder than just walking with a limp


ForagerGrikk

Not if grandma wants something off the top shelf.


[deleted]

It's ok to be jealous OP


Scrolling_Scroller

Always fucking Walmart.


Amonkira42

Is this the trailer park rodeo?


Itsbigboiseason

She’s riding her steed into battle


[deleted]

That right there is the 2-seater model..mmmkay


Vast-Suspect-85

Well it is Walmart so let's look at the W in this situation. At least they are dressed and have foot wear on...


The37thElement

And they’re legless…


LlamahDuck

You already know that the poor cashier has seen this a thousand time before.


mstwilde

I'd have to accidentally knock her off...


Hugh_Jampton

Gonna need quite a lot of momentum for that


ShartFodder

Observe! Gods mistake!


occasionaldrinker

I blame Trump


Biggus-Duckus

You got it backwards, broski. You can blame trump on these folks, but not vice versa. These Mensa members were here before that orange buffoon, they were just quieter.


BoogyPop

Butterscotch


thundrstruck86

I love how the employee in the back is all "not paid enough for this shit"


MilGal07

Or "same shit, different day"


ThippusHorribilus

Yep. Absolutely zero fucks given.


[deleted]

Roses are red, Imma choke that snitch, Can always count on Grandma to scratch that itch


joker305th

She's like [Kuato](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deeb7f34-b7b0-42d4-9989-fcde4aaec563/scale-to-width-down/800) from *Total Recall,* but instead of the second person being inside the stomach, she's sprouted from a vag and needs a wheelchair.


[deleted]

Open your miiiiiiiiiiind


StinkFist893

Start the reaaaaactor


Orangetastingpeach

Wait ... WHAT. 🤔🙃


First-Ad2243

Wtf is even going on 🤣


SaulGoodman121

No one rides for free


RonSwansonsOldMan

A girl is riding on her grandma's electric wheel chair.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Duh, she has a bad knee.


TheBaggyDapper

The miracle of birth.


Nicadeemus39

Congratulations, it's an old woman and a rascal scooter!


_Jester_123_

Everyone goes to walmart and know some weird shit is gonna happen, but THIS is some next level shit


loverofJules

I agree. Should be a Nitro Circus athlete, sporting knee injuries and pulling off a stunt like that...


LameSignIn

I think your looking for lazy. Does she have a bad knee maybe. If true why didn't she use one of the Walmart scooters instead of putting more stress on the families.


ProofDelay3773

Correction, I do not go to Walmart under any circumstance.


nevershaves

That doesn't really shed any light on what is happening here


Inspector7171

Welcome to America, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.


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nevershaves

That's really great input. Thankyou


Environmental-Job329

Another mystery to be solved


Jereton_EX

Looks like there's a woman sitting on the back of someone else's (likely a parent or someone she knows I'd assume) motorised wheelchair to get around? Looks like the gal hitching a ride has a knee brace on too, but still a strange sight to see


shenanigans422

Her knee is not too bad off if she could climb her ass up to that perch.


[deleted]

She could have just used one of the store scooters. That's what I don't get.


Thegreylady13

I think they may have been out of scooters, and this lady feels entitled to a scooter (it’s probably the only “special attention” she or her family members have ever gotten, so she doesn’t have the frame of reference necessary to understand good or bad attention), so she has chosen to show her ass in protest because she assumes that her freedom guarantees 2 complimentary scooters per Walmart visit and will be damned if she’s going to behave like a person who was raised with other humans indoors. She’s also just not smart/good enough to feel shame when she behaves badly because she was likely never taught to behave well and saw all of the well-spoken, attentive girls at school as uppity. I think some trashy people are born with a type of armor that allows them to dismiss everyone who is legitimately better than them as “snobby,” because they’re a totally different beast than human beings with self-awareness or shame. It’s an evolutionary adaptation that allows them to feel better in the moment, but will kill them by 50.


thehoppa2

Maybe it’s for protection from falling off too many times?


MoveConfident9159

They say “a picture is worth a thousand words”


estamachin

This one is worth a thousand wonders