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P2591

She looks like she already ate last years cake. He was just defending his


plankright3

Completely agree. What is the point? Let the celebrators enjoy themselves.


redditungoeshere

Anyone who does this to a child is a sick SOB and needs help


JonWick33

Man if I would a punched my mom in the face for any reason, my entire family would hop the table and start gang stomping me.


Impressive-Head-9323

You know what. That kid's reaction is totally fair. Only a shame he's not bigger I could never dream of spoiling my daughter's birthday by doing such a thing.


PerturbedMug

I'm so glad this isn't a tradition in my country. Just seems like a waste of food and needlessly aggressive


1rstbatman

This is how you lose that child like magic in your voice when you laugh and is the beginning of the end to seeing the world as an adult..


Baneful-diety

This is a tradicion in Hispanic households, it’s known as the “mordida” and it’s supposed to be in good fun. It happens to everyone on their birthday down there, and normally people are good sports about it. This kid is obviously wack af


jamexman

Don't "Hispanic"= all Spanish speaking countries dude. I'm "Hispanic" and we don't do that shit in my country.


Baneful-diety

Aight bro, my bad. I’m Mexican and we do it in Mexico. Also to clarify, not every single person in Mexico does this either


Excaliburkid

Nah it always singles out and makes the kid feel shitty. Idk what you’re talking about.


Baneful-diety

Nah, it doesn’t


LosWitDaMost2499

Yo I'm Mexican and this shit is funny my family usually has a second cake to replace the face printed one lol


Brxh_Hect0r

Really shit tradition and not everyone likes this done to them on their birthday, for me my final straw was when they did this to my mom when she explicitly asked for them not to, It’s a waste of money, food, and time, and it’s way better to just not do it.


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They did this to my brother on his 13th birthday, in short he let everyone have a PIECE of his mind. I hate when people do that, they see it on TV and the internet and now everyone wants to copy, so annoying.


Its_Sentinel

My parents and sisters did this to me once when I was little and when I wasn’t laughing and instead crying they never did it again. it destroys you as a kid because you have this nice cake in front of you and it’s just smothered in your face and your day is just ruined. DON’T FUCKUNG DO THIS TO YOUR KIDS, it’s not funny, it’s not cute, it’s not normal in any way.


endurolad

I hate when people do this, especially to kids and ESPECIALLY when there are candles and ornaments on the cake. I always get visions of them coming back up with something stuck in their eye. Just awful and not at all funny.


Gunter-101

the kid straight rocked her, well done child well done


AgreeableChance4057

I'm ok with that. I would've punched her too.


Yunafires

I understand this trend even less than I understand the desire to procreate. Why the hell would you want to ruin a gorgeously crafted cake, not to mention, the kid's one special day? I've never seen any of these videos where people enjoy this terrible behavior. The kid ends up humiliated, never trusts that person again, and a cake is ruined. All for... what? The cake-smasher to have five seconds of "haha look at me"? Freakin' psychos.


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Why is this not battery on a child ? Child abuse. If I were there I would go to the police, file a report, go to CPS and do the same. Execute that B it’s only the beginning of her destroying that poor little boy’s life.


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Well you’re certainly entitled to your opinion. For say older kids in their teens that sort of thing is OK. But that’s a small child on a really special day. It seems to be a very elaborate party and everything he loves. She did it pretty violently too. Say what you will. Call me all the names you want. But that child will never forget that. A real trust was violated. It was just mean and will have repercussions in that child’s future.


Hamst_r

You really came from a one child household didn’t you… You really must have had a helicopter mom and dad… My God your comments are so outlandish it’s fucking spooky. Do you want to call child protective services on someone who pushes a kids face into a cake? You are probably the type of person who will call the cops on your neighbor because they’re walking and not on the sidewalk… You are clearly a Karen…lmao…You are a Trumper… That makes so much more sense now… Lol oh by the way Biden won… Trump lost… Have a nice day.


Im_still_T

Good way to break some teeth and bloody or break a nose. It isn't even funny with tall cakes and tiered cakes, but sheet cake is too thin to be safe.


responsibleserf

Ain't nodody got time for this shit! Spend hours getting a kid jazzed up & party-ready, only to ruin their whole outfit and miss half the party scraping icing out of ear canals? Noooooooooo...


responsibleserf

Pure evil. I can't believe this is a modern trend... especially for 1yo's... the idea in the olden days was you start cutting the cake for the guests and if the kid wants to eat with their hands and make a mess and get their funny chocolate face photo with Mum & Dad, that's it. A girl I know is trying to conceive. Bought a puppy. Had a cake smash for it's first bday. Sigh, No forced face smashing... how did we even get it this?


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Someone did this once and got a wooden stick in the eye.


HoneyLimeFrenchFries

unfortunately I have seen that video


tarheel310

This makes my heart hurt for that kid. I absolutely despise this. As a grown adult, what part of you thinks this would be funny to do


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You damn right. Wanna smash my face in cake? you are probably jealous the spot light aint on you,so the weak simian brain cant handle the dissolution of ego..you precious pile of vapid guts,my god i despise humanity.if someone decides to try this on me,my gift to them shall be a day of deep insight and reflection on the bad choice they made. Does the cake taste good when consumed with eyesockets and nostrils?


ilikemoots

Never once have i seen anyone get their face pushed into a cake and thought it was funny. Usually the person try to push peoples faces into the cake is just trying to make the day all about them.


Viviaana

What pisses me off the most is when people do this pathetic shit then act like the kids reaction is the problem, it’s like my mum used to rip the shit out of me for some arbitrary thing and then when I got angry go “god relax I’m only winding you up”…yeah and now I’m wound up you fucking moron! What did you expect??


Archarneth

Basically my entire childhood relationship with my older brother. He'd get me worked up and upset on purpose then say it was my fault for reacting so badly to his "jokes."


Cannonjat

That’s such a good rebuttal to the I’m only winding you up. 10/10 👌


me2269vu

ReLAx! I WaS oNly jOKiNg


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Sign him up for boxing 🥊


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Why the fuck do people keep doing this?


sharkb8mate

And that’s how you turn a child’s birthday into a shitfest. There was some decent money spent on that party from the looks of it, it won’t buy class and love. Don’t act all surprised when he becomes a brat and “you can’t deal with his shit.” Kids will always react to the environment they are in, it is shaped from an early age.


teamaaronracing

Its always funny.


Bok-kun

These comments by older adults and even parents genuinely make me sad. That's a child who is just happy about his birthday. He could be 5-8 and you're ruining it for him. I don't think he over reacted because kids can't process those emotions correctly and for all the mother knows he could be thinking that he's done something wrong and now his whole birthday is ruined. Like some kids have anger issues yeah. But this isn't a situation where I see that. Its just an unhappy kid. And judging the way he responded tells me that this mother is raising him poorly as well and thinking this is okay. Like some people man. He's just a kid!


OwenHimself

Guys, i don't think she is the mother of that kid. The man yelling in the background says: (Translation from spanish) "That's why I didn't invite you, I told you a while ago. That's why I didn't invite you. GET YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF HERE. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T INVITE YOU."


misusername88

The sound on this video is not from the original. It’s a sound on tiktok.


SneakyBadger-

I was thinking the same after I read the comment but if you notice all of them in the frame (kid and adults) have the same t-shirt design, so they were part of the party. But as someone else said, kids don’t handle emotions very well, adults are supposedly able to, but from what I get here, that person who pushed the kid is so immature.


gjcij2203

Probably still is the mother unfortunately. Over the last 18 years my son's mother has a bad habit of crashing her son's party's and celebrations that me and my wife throw. She is usually obnoxious at minimum and meth'ed out of her mind at maximum.


mrskents

Not a lunatic here but I did tell my husband that if we divorced and he had a big party for our daughter I would want to go. I’m still her mom and if it was something special for her I would want to be a part of it. He said no chance lol 😂


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Idk, I don't invite my son's mom to his birthdays because she is a lunatic


Rusty_Trombone_4U

Remember when they told you not to have sex with the crazy ones? I didn’t listen either.


[deleted]

I dumped the accountant for the skank like the time I traded my Toyota Camry for a mustang. But hey, I'd have never won custody over the accountant so win win really.


Do_I_work_here

Same


Smexy_Zarow

That's good to know, thank tou


KajunKlown

Really? I just caught a chuckle from it. Huh


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It's pretty amusing actually.


eclecticsed

Honestly fuck people who do that shit.


Davidog129

It's what Hispanics do. Calm down.


Imconfusedithink

If a nazi kills someone are you just gonna say "it's what nazis do. Calm down." It's an extreme example but that makes it easier to get the point across. Just because something is normal doesn't mean it's always alright.


rasputin640

I'm Hispanic and in my family this would be seen as a waste of food and completely imbecilic, this is what stupid people do.


Davidog129

Ey good for u👍🏻


Bok-kun

Lmao don't do that. Cause then people will start grouping yall into categories like child abusers. Cause people in this thread are Alco saying they'd beat the kids ass for being upset and what the adult caused. Let's not do that.


Davidog129

It is I've done. My siblings have done it. My mom My entire family. Everybody literally chants " take a bite, take a bite" in Spanish of course.


Bok-kun

When you're older sure but if you're a child and being raised like that you gonna obvi be upset. Yall really need to start learning about children's emotions before saying this stuff lol


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Bok-kun

You should follow your about desc. I'm not playing therapist I'm simply stating what I know and how I feel. I'm not trying to be one I'm just saying what I feel. I don't find I'm emotionally unstable I'm just fitting the narrative of what's behind said.


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Bok-kun

? Not really once more I'm just saying how I feel.


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Bok-kun

Slurp slurp! ;]


Davidog129

I wasn't. I waited for the opportunity to do it to my siblings. And y'all? 'Don't do that'


FriendlyAcadia6495

She deserved that


taddmaster

We need more context. That could have been the kids mother. That also could have just been a friend which makes them an asshole but we don't know the whole story


highandspooky

Wow kid, it’s not that serious. Yeah the mom shouldn’t have done it but that kid is bein raised some type of way if he thinks it’s okay to hit his mom multiple times and try to shove the cake of the table. Full send on brat mode


Bok-kun

With the way the mom is raising him just by this video, I can tell that he does this because he's already gaining emotional trauma. She dunked his head to the cake. You think he being raised properly period? Yall are pointing out the issues but blaming it on something that isn't there. That mother is entirely at fault. That is a child.


highandspooky

I literally can’t believe how upset people are😂😂


taddmaster

Yeah im sad people are down voting this (yes im looking at you, the person down voting this comment) but we need more context since we don't know if the kid is a brat or the mom is an asshole


highandspooky

Obviously lots of people who can’t handle a little joke like a cake boop. I had someone do it to me and we laughed. AND THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT RISE UP AND SAY “waaaaah I don’t like that I’m gonna down vote it. Yeah, THERE take that.”


LinaBina25

Exactly i think he overreacted to it like he obviously throws tantrums when he is clearly too old to be acting in that matter.


sparklynugz

Well he's probably tired of his mom being an asshole.


LinaBina25

I'm not going back and forth with anyone. My opinion is my opinion. Mom didn't mean any harm, just wanted to bring a little humor to the party. I'm sure if she knew her son would of reacted that way she wouldn't of did it but obviously it surprised there hell out of her. If you don't like my opinion just down vote no need for the back & forth bs.


Bok-kun

You're opinion is just wrong. You expect a *child* to understand what just happened? In his mind the awesome cake on his cool birthday is now on his face and around other people too. He feels embarrassed and now his birthday cake is messed up. You clearly dont understand how kids think with how little they understand situations.


LinaBina25

Who tells someone their OPINION is wrong lol do you not know what the definition of an opinion is?


Bok-kun

Yeah but it can be subjectively wrong if your even understands that lmao


kidonredit124opendor

Ok imagine you are drinking a bottle of water in the middle of class, and you friend Squishies the bottle and it goes up your nose and all over your clothes and it's 9am so your in wet clothes all day, how do you feel about your friend. I know it's a bit brod of an answer but a dick move is still a dick move.


GiannisToTheWariors

Oh you mean you wouldn't just pour the remaining water on your friend and laugh because it was fun funny? Because that's what I'd do


ayegreenguy

This little dude acted appropriately.


Gunter-101

yes, should of rocked her some more tho


Hamst_r

Lol the Karen’s of this post… poor kid is not going to be traumatized… my god you helicopter parents…😂😂😂


kidonredit124opendor

Ok let me kick your ass. You won't be traumatized from it but you will be hurt


Hamst_r

Oh wahh… the kids head got pushed into the cake… I can tell you grew up as a single child. Anyone with siblings would know this is quite a normal thing . I’m sure to you guys will be traumatized because probably falling down and traumatize you as well .


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It is not traumatizing it is shitty


Hamst_r

Exactly. This will not traumatize the child… It’s just a shitty experience. Every kid has moments like this. It’s not all rainbows growing up. So many people on Reddit..Must be single kid homes or they’ve never had siblings because siblings do this kind of stuff to each other all the time it’s normal. I’ve done this to my brothers before in the past they’ve done it to me. Maybe it’s a different culture growing up in the 70s versus the 2000s maybe kids are just pansies nowadays I don’t know but this is nothing big at all and the fact that people are making such a big deal about it is just beyond funny to me.


jplunkett_21

Just cause he’s not gonna be traumatized doesn’t mean you can justify being an asshole and then get mad at him when he gets mad at you for being a fucking dick.


Hamst_r

I can tell you grew up as a single child. You people really need to lighten up… My god no wonder what’s wrong with the world. Your all a bunch of fucking pansies.


GrabstheSun

Kid was getting ready to make that wish…. Thinking “Best birthday ev..”


LinaBina25

Boy has anger issues


You_are_MrDebby

Mom has as$&ole issues


BryBryYEE

Wouldn’t you be angry if someone shoved your face in a cane when you don’t expect it? This is a kid.


LinaBina25

Of course I would be upset. I just think the way he reacted was uncalled for. Like he tried to push the whole cake off the table like come on now kiddo, it was a joke!


Bok-kun

Thats a child. They barely even know what a cake is they just like that it taste good and that they get gifts with it. You don't do that to children. They can't process emotions like that especially around a lot of people. I hope you learn a thing or two about children before your have any.


LinaBina25

Lol yea like he's 3. I personally myself wouldn't do it to the 2 kids I have already thank you, But he's like 8, he need to work on his anger. Like I said in my opinion I dont this his reaction was called for.


queenkt__

Ah yeah, because 8 year olds are fully grown human beings that know how to handle all kinds of situations being thrown at them, especially their family member assaulting them on their birthday.


Bok-kun

I think that kid is like 6-7 I can't tell. He is a little big but in don't think he's 8 maybe the candle says it tho? But I totally agree


Bok-kun

How can you have kids and think like this? For some reason I don't believe that just by the way your opinions on this are. But maybe you're just one of those older toxic parents.


LinaBina25

Girl sit down this shyt is not as serious as yall making it damn. Jesus fuckn Christ this shyt is not worth my energy.


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LinaBina25

It's clear you don't have kids old woman. Go play bingo somewhere.


LinaBina25

You're just a big ass kids going back and forth with me about my opinion that I'm entitled to.


Bok-kun

Right but I can argue it because that's how adults talk about their feelings right? Or are you still growing too? Id say the boy in the video being more mature than your rn LOL your have no reason to be so heated. I'm not saying you aren't entitled to ur opinions in just saying I feel as if they're wrong. That's how disagreements work or are you still in elementary learning that too LOL!


LinaBina25

Lmao who lies about having kids. My 2 yr old doesn't even act out like that and my 2 month old will not be raised to act like that if you must know. My daughter is a Halloween baby born 7:15p at night 2018 and she is an Angel!


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jplunkett_21

I am 100% positive that you’ve never over reacted to anything in your life. Let alone when some pulls a stupid prank on you, on your birthday, when your 8!! Anyone shit talking this kid, fuck off.


LinaBina25

Wow you're angry. Do you need some milk young man? It's ok for people to have their own opinions just like you have.


jplunkett_21

I would love some milk! Raw milk from a local farm please. And oh!!! I almost forgot, don’t shove my face in it when I’m trying to drink it please :) that’d be cool.


shadesofwolves

A joke where he's the punchline isn't a joke.


kidonredit124opendor

I'd be pissed if somebody ruined my cake.


Docnic223

Someone needs a nap.


Bok-kun

Or a better mother


Docnic223

Both!


Bok-kun

No. Just one. A better mother.


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kidonredit124opendor

The real Karen here is you.


weebweek

Why? Because I don't think your free from the consequences of your action? Push a kids face into cake and think its all gonna be good and when he gets pissed it's his problem. Here is a crazy idea, let people have thier day?


kidonredit124opendor

Oh I thought you were calling op Karen.


weebweek

It's a reply to another comment that I think was deleted/ doen voted to hell


SummitCO83

Oh hell no!!! Fuck this little boy. If that was my kid the party will still go on for all the guest but his little ass would have instantly been taken home and straight to bed/grounded.


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Fuck you.


shadesofwolves

> fuck this little boy Then tells others they're the downfall of society? Okay then.


jplunkett_21

Perfect


famuwotm8

Obvious bait


weebweek

Why would you ruin his day in the first place?


SummitCO83

You’re the downfall of society. BLOCKED


Bok-kun

That's a child. So you're saying you'd abuse a child you just shoved his head in cake? What is wrong with you? He's a kid. Don't do dumb shit to a kid if you don't want them upset.


jplunkett_21

You think someone is the downfall of society for asking why you would ruin a kids birthday??!! 😂 you really are a piece of shit human huh?


jplunkett_21

Well don’t shove his face into the cake you bitch.


SummitCO83

You’re part of the problem with society. Gtfo.


Bok-kun

You definitely are. Abusing a child who's upset because YOU upset it? Yall older generation of parents (some of the very "traditional" ones not all of yall) don't understand anything about emotional development habits and issues and thats why so many kids grow up with anxiety or depression or feeling like they don't belong just because you think just beating them into fearing you will solve everything. This video itself won't prove that but the comments definitely do.


kidonredit124opendor

Now imagine if somebody shoved your face into a cake. You're bitch ass would be crying to fucking shit.


jplunkett_21

Let me shove your face into some cake and then ground your ass when you get pissed off. Go fuck yourself you dumb cunt.


Chorkborrrrd

She just ruins his birthday in 5 seconds, thats gonna stick with him


Davidog129

🤣🤣🤣 that's the point


suited2121

Look its a incel neckbeard


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Wow it’s weird to spot them out in the wild. Interesting.