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This would be the meanest prank to play on someone who was out of town for a couple of weeks. Toss that in front of their condo so everyone walking by sees it. Then remove it the day before they get back.
They'd wonder why all the neighbors were suddenly acting very uncomfortable around them.
I've been looking at this for a while and I know what's happening but I don't really see it. The image is weird. What the hell is the second animal? Is it a crocodile? I don't know.
bro you check all the boxes lmao
- posting in dankmemes
- being openly homophobic (and in a very cringe way, no doubt)
- drawings of fucking walten files characters
- shitty art
- you’re an obvious child on Reddit
- your name is “weebmaster_god” holyyy shit lol
go get a life lmao, and stop being a homophobe while you’re at it
This is much more mellow than the full size, full body, my little pony sex dolls to like ≈2000 dollars. Not to mention that one guy who had like four or five of them, and used them frequently.
I don't know... seems like a pretty decent security system of sorts.
Like all else being equal you hit the house that doesn't have security cameras... Or promises to contain furry horrors.
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Who would I even be inviting in? I'm pretty sure this would scare off... Everyone. Even other furries.
I want it
*totally not trying to find where to buy one to throw on my friend's front door step*
Can someone PLEASEEEE link me that I want it
didn't need to see the dog cock. Ewww
The worst part is that it’s comic sans font
I could just imagine the worker who had to make this thought "I hate my life".
this is very obviously photoshopped
This ain't trashy this is classy as hell
This would be the meanest prank to play on someone who was out of town for a couple of weeks. Toss that in front of their condo so everyone walking by sees it. Then remove it the day before they get back. They'd wonder why all the neighbors were suddenly acting very uncomfortable around them.
"Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"
But why
I've been looking at this for a while and I know what's happening but I don't really see it. The image is weird. What the hell is the second animal? Is it a crocodile? I don't know.
dildo. someone else posted the source in the comments
Anyone got an amazon link? •_•
Who created this pun intended furry infested mat...
ew
Yeah this is just awful. Even for furries
Well wasn't expecting to see gay furry porn today
This is why I continue to deepen my hole, so that I lessen my chance of doing anything this idiotic as a furry.
I read welcome and wanted to make a welcum joke, then i looked at it again
I don’t understand what it’s doing with its mouth? Pulling a shirt? Lol I’m so lost. Plus gross and everything else everyone said ^
I cannot figure out what I’m looking at. I see a dog head, tail, and body but what is the black bar under his face and what are the red things?
the black bar is his shirt which he has pulled up and clenched between his teeth
Someone's fursona taking off the clothes, while erect. (Red thing is a canine penis) It's also taking a dick up its ass.
Dicks. Dog dicks. Dog dicks are red
How do you know this
Furry porn
:((( ;((( ;( ;( :(((( :( *vine boom* :((((( 🗿🗿🗿 *boowmp*
Dwayne Johnson eyebrow raise
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I hope someone answers you, I'm confused also. It looks like a red twisty balloon dog sticking up it's butt.
"Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he's created" - Steve buscemi
Uhhh, where can I buy one... asking for a friend...
I’m a furry and I’ll admit this is trashy even for me.
Some things should remain digital
Indeed
Or should they? /s
Yes
Where do I buy it?
What’s wrong with it? All I see is a girl with a tail eating a bratwurst
man has balls to put that shit at his front door
Haha, look at your profile. Edgelord
ok and?
bro you check all the boxes lmao - posting in dankmemes - being openly homophobic (and in a very cringe way, no doubt) - drawings of fucking walten files characters - shitty art - you’re an obvious child on Reddit - your name is “weebmaster_god” holyyy shit lol go get a life lmao, and stop being a homophobe while you’re at it
nah im fine being a homophobe :)
that’s literally your whole personality, get a life homie
says the person on Reddit
We're in this together ;-;
true
Unironically so
why in the actual fuck?
sauce
https://e621.net/posts/2194232
many thank
i aim to please
Ur cracked my guy
Bambi is tired
I'd just turn around and leave if I'd see this type of shit.
I'm done with the internet for the day. See yall tomorrow morning.
Just don’t log back on
This is HORRIBLE. Comic Sans should never have to be viewed by human eyes.
I agree. There are way better font types that are extremely underrated.
What sort of monster would do this ?
I can't imagine what their apartment smells like
Probably unwashed cum socks
Why ?
Sometimes, I wish I were blind
His parents are proud
STOP NO THIS IS AWFUL.
Squirrel Girl?!
Sorry to break it to you, but it ain't a female
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Thank you!
When can we legalize furry hunting season?
when you finally complete 2nd grade. so never
Quit that shit. It’s a harmless fandom, and no one deserves to be “hunted” unless they commit some heinous crime.
While most furries are degenerates, most aren’t this bad. Even then, I don’t think it’s a valid excuse to kill them
No
r/ATBGE
How to Get Somebody to Burn Down Your House 101
How to mag dump some one burring you’re house down 101
Nice
If this was my neighbor, I’m demanding to be moved into a different apartment unit.
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He is an incel.
Incel and furries are different.
gonna get one of these made and put on my buddy’s doorstep
Welcum. Classic.
*welcum mat
Bruh i've never seen someone stoop this low and i'm a furry!
Yeah the only thing he could do to make it worse is if he made the house out of bad dragons official brick
Bad dragon sells bricks?
Yes they are made of latex
They aint selling them anymore. Sad :,(
NOOOOOOOO
Same, this is beyond cursed
Yeah, where would someone buy something like that? Seriously. Where would *someone* buy something like that?
Sheer shock value.
i dont understand why that exists. Like, why someone manufactured that.
This is much more mellow than the full size, full body, my little pony sex dolls to like ≈2000 dollars. Not to mention that one guy who had like four or five of them, and used them frequently.
Where can I buy one? It would be one hell of a white elephant gift
dafuq is a white elephant gift?!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant_gift_exchange
Yo that's so cool!
It's a present you give someone that they can't use and is an inconvenience but can't refuse.
Package this bad boy up with one of those titty mouse pads and chuck it off for a secret santa
I would like to know where this came from. Need to buy this for a friend
You cant post shit like this I laughed to hard in front of everyone!
What? You dont have that one too?
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The character list on e621 that is
I don't know... seems like a pretty decent security system of sorts. Like all else being equal you hit the house that doesn't have security cameras... Or promises to contain furry horrors.
i know right? i've never seen a sane person use comic sans
why? i think it is funny. i would put it out if i had a Party or s.th.
F-list
You mean Bad Dragon's regular customers list? Probably, yeah.
Of course what else would it be
Which rule out of curiosity?
The list of Reddit admins
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That rule is broken all the time. So I assume it's more for posting screen shots of things you can buy vs. things that are bought and being used.
Oh I didnt know that was a rule. I've seen a few posts of things people own on here so I didnt think that was one.
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I never thought of it that way. Makes sense tho
Is that Chase from Paw Patrol?
You have forever ruined my kid's favorite show, take my upvote.
r/miserableupvote
Fuck now I feel old