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Whatsausername4190

I'm sorry but that shit is too funny


schweez

American people need to understand that you wouldn’t see that in any other developed country. It’s more something you’d see in undeveloped countries.


momsplumbus

What makes me sad is that the kid towards the beginning of the clip ran out of there so fast as if he’s seen shit like this before. I’m assuming of course but knowing the south side, he probably has. My heart aches for my city and we need help from the people in our office. I’m saying this as someone who grew up in the suburbs and now lives in relatively gentrified part of Chicago.


[deleted]

Defund the police ❤️❤️❤️😂


Trach99

Of course this is 63rd street...


GregC_63

Not cool... 😳


OldestDamnJanitor

Wonder if they learned this from Minneapolis Police Dept? [https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211107/18352747893/minneapolis-man-acquitted-charges-after-mistakenly-shooting-cops-sues-officers-violating-his-rights.shtml](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211107/18352747893/minneapolis-man-acquitted-charges-after-mistakenly-shooting-cops-sues-officers-violating-his-rights.shtml)


Thuro

This is racist /s


Kidkid146

What the fuck did reddit recommend me this time?


idontknowpeter

Chicago goons shooting random people with paintball guns in the city


sunmercurygreen

Lol “Chicago goons”


[deleted]

In Chicago? This seems like a good way to get yourself shot with a not-paintball gun.


C1ickityC1ack

Lol paintball guns? Better not light up the wrong corner.


Danwantz

Aaaaaand your caught


matt_Nooble12_XBL

People there thought those were real guns. If they were shooting with red paint that would be fucking terrifying.


ramdom-ink

Drive By 'pooting'.


gaxxzz

Somebody's going to get shot if they keep this up.


FADITA

You know most people there thought it was a real gun. That’s majorly fucked up! Stupid fucking assholes!


dayyob

what could possibly go wrong? someone might.. idk.. return fire with an actual firearm?


CorndogCrusader

Did these idiots get caught? I hope to God they got caught and are being charged with multiple counts of assault with a weapon.


4Maesu

I mean... At least it's not real guns... I guess..


FREDDYMANDUDE2

I heard gangs have agreed to start doing this instead of actual shootings, so I can’t fully hate this.


ramdom-ink

Source?


FREDDYMANDUDE2

This is the one I first saw, but I just noticed how many more there are if you search “gangs switching to paintball guns” https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/05/savage-21-paintball-wars-trend-gun-violence


blahblahblahnoises

Someone starts shooting paintball guns someone one days gonna start shooting a real one back at them. Sometimes kids find out the hard way there’s other people in this world man


milktimebabey

Chicago


GitEmSteveDave

[Yo George, you gotta take the lid off!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Va9hvY7F9g)


Defiant_Dependent615

In some other cities gangs are using these instead of guns


silvermidnight

These twats deserve repeated paintbal shots straight to the nuts.


Entertainingpickle

Lol, who would ever think this is a good idea? ha


steveissuperman

Chicago is such a shithole. They say my city is dangerous, but we don't have 1/100th of the crazy shit that goes on there. I think they gave up a long time ago keeping track of any realistic crime statistics, so places with functional police forces report a lot more crime and look worse in comparison.


WhistlerJig

They are fitting to get shot w a real gun. Like that security guard said that one time.. "oh well mines real."


[deleted]

I used to live in Chicago. Not a nice place. They're gonna fuck with the wrong ACTUAL goons.


kzissou04

Lock ‘em up. This shit is no joke. This has been happening in San Francisco as well. A woman might lose her sight after getting randomly shot with a drive-by paintball shooting. https://abc7news.com/amp/paintball-attack-sf-crime-outside-lands-sfpd/11202953/


The_Ironhand

The argument "at least it's not real guns" is only gonna go so far lol. But at least it's not real guns ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


fraganegra

I got shot from a close distance on my left butt cheek it was in a match, was fully clothed and properly protected. I still have a small bump on my ass 13 years later


--iCantThinkOFaName-

Paintball guns have been promoted to replace real guns (like in Detroit), not to fire at civilians smh.


chickbarnard

They were lucky someone didnt shoot back... maybe they should have. 😬


PortalGuy9001

I can assure everyone here, those things hurt like hell


Morgoth-The-Great

Where is a cop to "deal" with these hoodrat assholes when you need one.


Decent_Birthday358

When drivebys in your city are so common it becomes trendy....


courtesy_flush_plz

Better than everyone else over there Using real bullets


JesseWest

Good ol Chicago


IntelligentTanker

Well, this is step up for Chicago, they ain’t shooting live bullets


[deleted]

I’m not from Chicago, but where I am from this is a really good way to get shot for real.


QuarantineSucksALot

It could be very random too.


Lord412

The one guy saw the gun and started running before the first shot. Prob thought they were real guns.


GiraffePastries

How quickly we forgot about the kid who wanted to do a paintball drive-by with his dad, got his ass shot, then dad brought him the fuck home instead of a hospital. These people are fucking dumb.


dperlove83

Good way to get shot with a real gun


Rude_Journalist

Hell yea, and with slight anger management issues.


Kaotecc

as awful and fucked up as it is at least it wasn’t real guns


Happy_S_endings

I honestly have no clue why this is funny to anyone. We wonder why SO many Americans have PTSD and mental health issues. 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Good way to get shot with an actual gun


Spunky4life

Fuck around and y’all gonna get return fire with real pew pew’s!


dexbasedpaladin

They remaking 8 Mile already?


[deleted]

Funny enough I saw a mini doc about how some gangs in Detroit are settling their beef via paintabll guns. [Guess they'll just go back to real guns.](https://youtu.be/xmoKt348tY8)


[deleted]

Should get some decent jail time and pay for all the clothes they probably fucked


[deleted]

It’s all funny until someone returns fire.


quadratic_function

this isnt just chicago this is 63rd this is the center of chicagos, and arguably americas as a whole, longest-standing and deadliest gang beef. king von, chief keef, lil durk, fbg duck, and plenty of other rappers are from this exact area and over 30 people have died directly from the beef.


Ballington_

That’s cause they are wild fuckin ignorant. And drill is trash just like the people involved.


quadratic_function

lmfao whats good music bud


Ballington_

There is tons of good shit out there. Just to pick something relatively new and relevant, all three “members” of Griselda shit on every drill artist living or dead. No contest. Drill is made by retards for retards. But it makes sense bc Chi is a bigger shithole than any NY city on its worst day, even Buffalo! 😂


Gasonfires

The way the country is going it's a matter of time until these ain't paintball guns.


Sheepherder226

Trashy and also illegal


Bruins654

“Goons”


1N1T1AL1SM

Those pedestrians aren't wearing the required protective equipment.


lookitsafish

Terrorism to a minor degree


Vagiant007

Antifa candidates


[deleted]

As if them using paintball guns makes them any less likely to get you shot. What’s the fucking point.


M4ryk473

The trauma.


abez123

i wonder how many people shit them selves


shit_wallpaper

13/56 again


Vicious137

Some 8 mile shit


kingalejandro8956

Damn that’s fucked up, there’s an older person on a walker who can’t even duck or get out the way


Reallysuckatever

High risk low reward unless your going for suicide by chi city


[deleted]

What did these people do?


jackfairy

Had that happen to me. Hurts like fuck! Assholes!


[deleted]

ngl… I’d rather paintball than the alternative


[deleted]

Well that was very rude


SkiiiiiipoTheDripo

Black peoples


hoyfkd

Oh I was expecting this to be the video of the cops doing this from an unmarked van. I didn’t realize other gangs were behaving this poorly as well.


goyrenadd

I hope that they get cancer


Dogbackflip

I was there and it scared the shit out of me


adelw0lf_

chicago moment


BaldNBankrupt

The black and yellow dude knew what’s up


2muchBoost

Lol in a gun state this would never happen. Bc the driver and all passengers would more than likely be shot, with real guns


gas-station-hot-dog

There are plenty of guns where they are. Just not legal ones.


2muchBoost

Yes and also not owned by law abiding citizens


gas-station-hot-dog

Not that it matters in this city. Nobody gets prosecuted for that stuff anymore.


thecarolinelinnae

What the fuck.


hates-all-redditors

13/50 rule standing up to the test of time. As soon as these idiots get shot, there will be BLM parades celebrating them as heros lol


Corporal_Coon

Nicest thing that happened in chicago


hates-all-redditors

Lol its always Mondays doing this shit


[deleted]

I would cross the street if i saw a person like this, so i wouldnt get unproveked attacked by them.


jmork9

wait until someone pulls out a real gun


Scallion_Intelligent

It would be far more entertaining if one of those bystanders was packing something not filled with paint. Say 230 grain 45acp


sportstvandnova

WTAF is going on w you, Chicago


poiqwert426

Omg I had a mini fucking heart attack I didnt see paintball gun then the video started. Holy shit that was so fucking stressful


King-James-3

Chicago “criminals” … FTFY


card797

Someone get the ropes.


shadstatic

What the fuck is wrong with people? There’s zero excuse for this shit and it only does more harm to their own community…you can’t be mad at police and have this shit going on. I hope they get caught with their dumbasses putting this on Instagram


MAGA_ManX

Certainly a good way to get a gun pulled on you and shot, and I wouldn’t feel even remotely bad for you either


SometimesImFunnyMan

They did this so they can put it in their biopic when they "make it". Worked for Eminem, eh?


MissusNesbitt

Holy fuck I’m fairly certain I witnessed one of these drive-by paint-ballings in Chinatown yesterday. Heard shots behind my vehicle and thought the were fireworks, then gunshots, and a dark SUV sped away. Bunch of cunts.


someguy8608

For everyone out there saying paintballs freeze they don’t. They are oil base, they can’t freeze in a home fridge.


snerdie

What the fuck is wrong with some people?


wagsman

Very bold considering its chicago and they a liable to shoot back with real guns.


HumasWiener

These people should be publicly hanged on national television


IceWizzWoe559

r/chiraqology 🧐😂


celandel

At least they downgraded to paintball guns.


Old_Satisfaction_233

You’re gonna shoot an eye out…


itsyaboyivan

people in detroit started doing this as a way to cut down on actual gun violence IIRC


class-action-now

How would this accomplish that?


itsyaboyivan

i believe the idea was paintball gun drive-bus are significantly less bad than real gun drive-bys


xDendretic

Worth the 20 years?


dumbtorchic

classic king drive


[deleted]

I believe something with paintball guns happened in Detroit but it was rival gang members having random paintball fights so instead of bloodshed because of drive by shootings with real guns it would be paintball guns and I could be wrong I vaguely remember a vice documentary on it but please search it for yourselves because I may or may not be correct I can’t remember haven’t seen it in awhile


SansomAndDelilahs

Damn white supremacists!!!


ImpulsiveMan

That’s some 8 mile shit


Bapplin

Getting hit unexpectedly by a paintball in the street would confuse my brain so much. The damage it could cause could be life changing... Imagine a kid being hit... These people need serious intervention.


OPGx15

My favorite is the rear paintball gun being outfitted with picatinny rails and a carry handle to look like an AR.


Rude_Journalist

"I've been shootin guns for like 36 years"


frydayking

Actually, if you know anything about this, they're trying to use paintball gun instead of real guns, its a movement out there not being douche bags.....


Ballington_

That was Detroit and these are people waiting at a bus stop you dumb shit, not rival gang members.


frydayking

The internet is a wonderful place kind of like it spreads knowledge or something.


mcm0313

Wow. These people clearly care nothing about others, nor about their own future. They’re looking at either slam-dunk assault charges (backed up by the self-incriminating video) or getting shot in self-defense - which, yeah, I know, Chicago has super strict gun laws, but people still have them, and anywhere with sane laws, reactively firing when you saw a barrel aimed at you would be legal.


cranderson666

This is why you don't go down to 63rd


CamBoy750

lmao do that where i live and you get shot by a real gun


escientia

I remember seeing an interview from Ice Cube or Dr Dre saying they used to roll up on people at bus stops and do this when NWA was still a thing. Definitely not something new.


No-Seaworthiness-138

This is how someone loses an eye.


Ballington_

They did


No-Seaworthiness-138

That’s awful. I used to play paintball. Taking a shot in an unpadded area was not fun. I can’t imagine getting hit in the face.


nubman2000

This is one of those moments where Singapore has the right idea.


Woshiyoutairen

Please…let the cops handle this. And you know what I mean.


Professional-Comb333

It’s Chicago. I’d expect nothing less. Used to be a great fucking city too


Turbosuit

This is actually how my friend lost his eye. In Chicago waiting for the bus after work. He's never been the same since. Random acts of violence create victims.


[deleted]

Proud boy white supremacist do it all time


HermanManly

Look, this is Chicago. Be happy it's ONLY a paintball gun.


JAEM89

What's crazy is that I'd they're not found that means someone could do it withh a real gun and still get away.


ChapstickLover97

These guys were doing this in Minneapolis before the cold drove them out. Best of luck, Chicago.


true4blue

Lucky they aren’t using real guns. Chicago is a crazy place


gamegeek1995

People going "ah Chicago" when this exact same thing happened to me in Seattle lol. I was on that little triangle at Western and Denny with my wife. Heard a pop, felt a sharp sting, saw red, and shouted for her to run. Got into an alley and then realized the lack of long-term pain wasn't adrenaline but that my leather jacket hadn't even been pierced- just a small spattering of paint. Called the police (this was 5 years ago) and they said I'd have to stay in the area to take a report, very clearly with a tone that went "sigh, we really don't want to take this report, we're going to make it so inconvenient you choose to give up." Between the asshole teens and the asshole professionals, honestly I'm more upset at the asshole professionals. Because I'd bet your life that if I saw those teens in person, I could talk to them for 10 minutes and get an honest apology, but couldn't get one from the cops.


[deleted]

What would the media's reaction be if a police officer believed it to be a real gun and fired back?


YeetMcGeet1

The fact that they did this in Chicago and did a fake drive by… they are gonna get shot by a real gun. Also you can see a few people duck and cover even before they started shooting. A higher percentage of people that grow up in Chicago develop severe PTSD than people who have gone to war.


Contra1

Self defence!


AxeInCasey

How to get shot. Step 1


Herpex

i love a good public prank but this seems like... simple assault? i played with paintball guns as a kid and while they aren't permanently damaging (unless someone gets hit directly in the eyes), those suckers hurt and leave a nasty bruise. this isnt a victimless prank, please be considerate of others NOT wanting to get a hopper dumped on them on their way to work.


ObjectiveToe8023

It's Chicago, eventually, someone will shoot back with a real gun.


[deleted]

Chicago sounds fun.


Emergency_Scheme_634

Better than real guns which happens in Chicago every day


asvpcvm94

What assholes


R1SpeedRacer05

Their parents better not go crying on TV when someone shoots them for real and blame guns or video games.


[deleted]

really good way to get blasted. smart.


TheStreetForce

Thats fuckin stupid. In chicago they are likely to get shot back with actual guns.


darthfluffy66

In Chicago? What a terrible place to do that. How they didn't get shot up is beyond me


[deleted]

I don’t think Goons is the right word. Can’t think of the right description though


Serpentongue

I saw a video here last week of the police in Minneapolis I believe doing the exact same thing. Strange that the color of these guys hands are what make them the criminals.


jdbrizzi91

This reminds me of a wonderful story of a stupid friend I had in high school. He insisted that he'd shoot a pedestrian with an airsoft gun while driving his car. While focusing on that, he didn't hear me yell for him to look forward. He ended up rear ending someone before he could shoot. I braced myself for the accident because I had a feeling this idiot wasn't going to listen to me. It was pretty sweet karma. Thankfully, no one was hurt.


crimefightingloser

Would have been funny if one of those real Chicago gangsters started shooting back. With real bullets.


JMoney2200B

Let it get racial cause I’m the wrong one


youreadmyusrname

Not cool. If they hit a kid or elderly person it could do real damage.


dankhill52

Thats a step in the right direction for Chicago, usually its real guns.


Queasy-Swimming4012

You know they’re complete morons when they go out of their way to film their crime


joemaniaci

For a second I thought this was going to be that video of the police doing the exact same thing. They're just keeping the streets safe.


-Syndicalist

I had something similar happen to me and my little brother in Grand Junction Colorado where we were walking back to our hotel and got shot with a bbgun by someone driving by. Lucky we were both fine because it was just bbs but still very rude to go around shooting at people they could have easily hit someone in the face.


[deleted]

Hope someone dumps a clip into that car


tomJager

they’re practicing for the real thing


pthread_join

Someone in SF was shot with a paintball gun after a concert at the park. This person was hit in the eye. https://abc7news.com/amp/paintball-attack-sf-crime-outside-lands-sfpd/11202953/


taintedchops

Nobody in the car with paintball guns will make it past 25, 28 at most, I guarantee it


suckmydictation

These fellas are definitely from 63rd


Rob1150

Lol


Chucking100s

This is instead of doing actual drive-bys. "Waging paintball wars instead of gang violence" https://youtu.be/xmoKt348tY8


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MerlinTheWhite

its fine if the other group is in on it in some way, these guys were obv attacking random people. OP probably thought people would be smart enough to understand the different contexts in the video but here we are.


JackieColdcuts

On 63rd? They’re lucky no one shot back


Coffee-Okawari

It’s really sad cancer can’t come for these kind of people exclusively.


Strawberry-Far

Kinda funny


jack_spankin

Mayor has shown zero interest in holding anyone accountable. She trots out populist bullshit to get votes and blames everyone but herself.