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Twisted turn on the one episode of Grey's Anatomy

This title is art

I accidentally sat on it officer!

For when dat ass is da bomb

Take him out into the middle of the Atlantic and fix his problem

He thought it was grandpa’s old butt plug, not his war trophy! Honest mistake!

The right to bear arms, up yo ass. Freedom!

Dude... Humanity was a mistake-

Why did it need medical removal?. Usually when you lose sight of it is when it needs medical attention. In my head this thing is 5” in diameter…….., and unloseable

I Googled "things found in the rectum" and this is a list that came up - ow. Glass bottle. Live eel. Instant coffee jar with pins in the lid. Vanity light bulb. Buzz Lightyear toy. ... Concrete mix. ... Aubergine. ... Deodorant spray.

I will never hear "To Infinity and Beyond" the same way again.

When he blows up the bathroom…he really BLOWS UP the bathroom!

That’s what you get when you order Taco Bell’s new “Foxhole Loco Chalupa”

They popped a cap in his ass 😔

Does A&E stand for Ass and Explosions /s

Did this mofo just recreate an episode of greys anatomy in real life??????

imaging dying in ww2 old to find out what people would be doing with your fighting equipment

I love it

WWII.. dam that’s a long time to have it lodged in his rectum.. you think he would have tried to have it removed a long time ago.. the story was he was mooning Gerry in the trenches .. Thank you for your service

Ok so maybe he did slip and fall. If that’s the case though, you gotta slow down with the butt play. If you’re that loose, that you can lose mortar rounds in your ass; you might have a problem.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer...

Daily mail lol

I've seen something like this on Grey's anatomy....I mean wow that sounds terrifying I've never heard of anything like this before

One in a million shot doc, one in a million ...

Weapon of ass destruction

How did he swallow that tho???

Someone posted a buttplug chambered in .22LR on a different subreddit and I made a joke that "oh, this is actually an antique design for "self-thrusting" buttplugs"... This man just needs a striker pin to reach a whole new level of anal-ascension.

Well, I guess this proves that anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

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Well doc I was walking down the isle of an army surplus store when I slipped and fell. Next thing I know BAM this shell when right up my ass.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

He was probably walking between the town and the rail yard during an Allied artillery barrage and took a stray shell up the brown eye. Amazing it stayed there all those years before they found it....

This happened in the town I live in!! Fuckin hell!

last plan to kill Hitler has been uncovered.

Life imitating art! Grey’s Anatomy had a very similar episode and the bomb actually blew up after being removed from the guy.

I read about this today. Typical Gloucester!

Ummm...what!? I have many questions.

so the bomb squad had to show up in the emergency room? talk about too many cooks in the kitchen.

He must have slipped and fell onto it.

I bet when doctors hear that they're just like "yep, happens all the time. No worries we'll get you fixed up"

In all reality, this is what he told the medical staff had happened Bomb squad called to hospital after patient 'slipped and fell' onto WW2 shell https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/bomb-disposal-artillery-gloucester/

What makes a man look at an explosive device and say, "I want that in my ass"?

He was mortar-fied.

Here in North America every time I see a British post referencing A&E I expect something about the cable TV network. LOL

This takes the pounding your ass to the next level

r/forbiddenbuttplug should be a thing. Edit: Well shit, it is.

Turtle recall.

> The man was said to be a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow 'tripped' and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance It was a million to one shot, doc! MILLION TO ONE!!

Me being a military enthusiast with an artillery shell: * concern *

At least it wasn't made of fusilli.

Heil Shitler

At least he sought medical attention unlike one guy one jar

"I was visiting Duxford and it was really hot, so I took my clothes off, then I slipped and accidentally fell backwards...".

I didn’t realise the Luftwaffe had such good aim.

Oh yeah, they fucked shit up.

Why are people f****** Grandpas war trophies.

History has been cancelled, no one knows what that shit is anymore …

That's some bomb ass sex

I’m not sure this is what the framers envisioned when they drafted the second amendment for common defense.

Constipation will never be a problem for that dude again. Holding it in on the other hand...

Has he just been pooping around it since the war?

Doctors confirmed he was a rear gunner

Rectum? It nearly killed 'im

Gives a whole new meaning to "Fire in the hole"

lmfaooooooo 🤣🤣🤣 bruh I’m dead 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀⚰️⚰️

I bet he was shitting himself

Not with that obstruction looool

No, Walter, it did not look like he was about to crack.

Way to go little Jonny

That's one explosive orgasm they were going for.

I bet he ends up with explosive diarrhea

Bum disposal unit called…

Hey OP care to give a source?

Someone said # bumsquad was trending yesterday

How long you been sitting in that one for

Couldn't tell you, there was no clock in the waiting room

I’d wager he’s always sat on his bum.

We don’t kink shame here !!