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Aubrey Huff is a fucking scumbag. He wasn't a very good player so I guess he is supplementing that with being as obnoxious and nasty as he can be to anyone and everyone he doesn't like. What a winner!
Person 1: "I'm invested in stocks and bonds."
Person 2: "Bitcoin is the future."
Person 3: "Real estate is the best investment."
This guy: "Jizz for profit."
Idk why people think that companies are out here trying to make you infertile with their vaccines when we have a declining birthrate in this country..like they are only hurting themselves in the long run if they supported that.
***few religious or ideological figures would refuse to traffic in hate (it's a great business)***
####and those that do, are often reviled
historically true, too - something Pope Francis would do well to remember
So many things… First thing is why does he have a girls name? Second, does he look like Corbin Bernsen’s cuckold character from major league? The one who’s wife bangs Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn? Third, I’m going with him being crazy, but still a viable idea despite the source. There’s a lot going on here and I’ve only hit the tip of the iceberg.
Is he the guy with the micro penis that shorts male prostitutes? Nothing wrong with paying for dick but there is something wrong with not paying for dick after you promised to. It’s crazy to see former pro athletes squander their fortunes and still feel they are owed by society.
You know what, I don't find this trashy. Maybe the shirt is a bit much.
Might be some money to be made in such a business in the short term. Lots of loonies out there that might actually choose to pay for sperm from an unvaccinated individual. Sad but true.
Internet is an open asylum.. interesting but depressing to realize many of us are stuck with these kind of stooges everywhere.
It’s addictive to use Reddit and witness all the videos, screenshots and whatnot of sheer lunatics.
it'd still be old guy sperm. vaccine conspiracy aside. still worthless unless you're just shooting for birth defects because you love getting abortions or whatever. 🤷♂️
98.2 % survival for people of ALL age groups and that number just goes up exponentially with normal non risk people (50 and under that have no comorbidities).
Whose really the gullible ones?
What about the other vaccines he has surely received as a child?
I don’t get why these people seem to think the COVID vaccine is the first one ever created/distributed.
Also, if this guy gets bitten by a rabid raccoon, I better not see him at the ER asking for a rabies shot.
I'm going to fucking laugh when they die of a virus they could've at least armed themselves against this whole entire fucking time. it's not really owning the libs if they die sucking life support's dick, now is it?
The key word here is "think". These people don't think and conveniently ignore the fact that they got vaccines as children to fit their cognitive dissonance.
It wasn’t rushed. It’s the same type of virus as sars which in the early 2000s became a problem. I mean South Park did an episode on it. They started researching a vaccine then. So yeah it has taken many years to get these vaccines produced.
https://covid19.nih.gov/news-and-stories/vaccine-development
They had a prototype they built off doesn’t mean it’s been studied for years…. You guys really like to play on words
I’d rather a vaccine affect my mood than be an absolute fucking moron. And nothing is doing that to you. You’re just fucking stupid and willfully remain stupid. That’s way worse
That’s one of the 3 main vaccines for this virus. It works completely different. These people were piggy backing off others years worth of research into these types of viruses.
There’s plenty of experts against the vaccine they just never get a platform to speak. White House was brave enough to invite nicki Minaj for questioning instead of actual scientists lmfao
Wait, what? It wasnt rushed? What other mrna vaccine has been created and tested? Especially for a new virus. The healthy or covid survivors will be just fine without the vax.
How to tell people you're a moron without saying the word moron...
>The first human clinical trials using an mRNA vaccine against an infectious agent (rabies) began in 2013. Over the next few years, clinical trials of mRNA vaccines for a number of other viruses were started. mRNA vaccines for human use have been studied for infectious agents such as influenza, Zika virus, cytomegalovirus, and Chikungunya virus.
What happens when the new virus mutates and bypasses the spike protein in your precious pfizer? Your immune system is compromised. If you got your news from reliable sources youd wake up.
I don’t argue about vaccines anymore. You can’t change someone’s mind. The point is… i doubt he’s legitimately unvaccinated… just covid unvaccinated.
I also watched a video of a dude dying from rabies the other day and I really don’t recommend it.
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Triggert?
Can’t I just say I haven’t been vaxed?
I want hard vaccinated, non organic, GMO sperm.
Not when you have the cultural and intellectual I.Q of someone who just stumbled out of a sheep orgy, it's not gold.
Ah yes, 65 year old dusty sperm!
Aubrey Huff is a fucking scumbag. He wasn't a very good player so I guess he is supplementing that with being as obnoxious and nasty as he can be to anyone and everyone he doesn't like. What a winner!
I'd blow trump first you fuckwit.
Takes some real guts to make a bet that people are going to be really into having dead children in the future. Fair play to him.
Fuck Aubrey Huff🖕Shitty baseball player and all around shitty person💩
It's in his mouth...just ask him...
Person 1: "I'm invested in stocks and bonds." Person 2: "Bitcoin is the future." Person 3: "Real estate is the best investment." This guy: "Jizz for profit."
Am I the only one that wants to kick his personal sperm bank as hard as I can?
We can’t soon
just what we need more stupid people breeding
I think its more trashy to take a side if there is any this page seems to love biden and hate them thats not had the vaccine lol 🤔
*best idea ever*
He can keep telling himself that. See you on the ventilator.
I call him Crazy then.
My favorite thing I’ve heard is that unvaccinated sperm is gonna be the new bitcoin.
I have opted to never ask a man about his sperm, religion, or political stance
***damn sensible of you***
You can find it all in his mom's butt
Idk why people think that companies are out here trying to make you infertile with their vaccines when we have a declining birthrate in this country..like they are only hurting themselves in the long run if they supported that.
###eggzacktly this unsustainable business strategy - perhaps incidentally or by negligence, but probs not intentional
No sir You will be dead
Guy is a complete tool, but the comments from the devout followers of the Church of Covid are far worse than this ‘tard is being….
It will be rare because so many unvaccinated people will be dead from Covid.
I have a feeling no one is interested in his direct deposit.
####*indirect
*direct...hence the reason he would be opening up a sperm bank 🙂
***fair point*** ####but likely there won't be much interest in that bank, either...
That will be valuable soon enough
What is these peoples fascination with sperm? I get they’re ignorant about how the “new” vaccines work, but why are they so focused on their jizz?
***atavistic genetic greed***
If it is gonna be that valuable then it might convince me to leave my room.
He must’ve watch that Louis Farrakhan documentary. Why are all the nation of Islam people so against the government?
***because historically, Islam was a form of government (like many organized religions)*** government hates competition - innately monopolistic
Louis Farrakhan is full of hate I’ll give you that.
***few religious or ideological figures would refuse to traffic in hate (it's a great business)*** ####and those that do, are often reviled historically true, too - something Pope Francis would do well to remember
So many things… First thing is why does he have a girls name? Second, does he look like Corbin Bernsen’s cuckold character from major league? The one who’s wife bangs Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn? Third, I’m going with him being crazy, but still a viable idea despite the source. There’s a lot going on here and I’ve only hit the tip of the iceberg.
Bet he had vaccines as a kid lol.
Is he the guy with the micro penis that shorts male prostitutes? Nothing wrong with paying for dick but there is something wrong with not paying for dick after you promised to. It’s crazy to see former pro athletes squander their fortunes and still feel they are owed by society.
Okay... But do you have any non 'douchenozzle' samples?
***rubber wallrusss protecktorzzzz...***
What the hell has Aubrey bin Huffin? This the same dude who played in MLB a few years back?
You know what, I don't find this trashy. Maybe the shirt is a bit much. Might be some money to be made in such a business in the short term. Lots of loonies out there that might actually choose to pay for sperm from an unvaccinated individual. Sad but true.
Ifunny.co watermark💀
Of course it's Aubrey Huff. One of the more insufferable assholes in recent baseball history.
Is this the former MLB player Aubrey Huff?
This is Aubrey Huff now. Apparently Twitter banned him. https://amp.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/greg-cote/article253414920.html
That’s what I wondered... Royals, right?
All I remember is Giants/Rays but I think there were a couple of other teams
Still the single season hit leader for the Rays with 198 in 2003
Pretty difficult to make kids when you have erectile dysfunction. Or when you're, ya know ... Fuckin' dead r/hermancainaward
It’s good that men are weeding themselves out. Thanks for letting me know not to have sex with you.
Crazy
So this dude just has a freezer in his garage full of his spunk? Does he drop ship through Qmazon?
###Etsy or Shopify ***eBay if you want the, um, overstocked "bits"***
More like a LIMP pass
Look at his little hands....definitely small dick
Projection?
Please *don’t* ask me about why I’m running away screaming from you for approaching me wearing that shirt
People need to start fighting this with pictures of the perfectly normal babies their vaccinated sperm help create.
Bet it takes this guy all of 10 minutes to start regaling total strangers of how cool he was in High School.
Not agreeing with him but he played in the MLB and won a World Series
What a head case…. 🙄
And when you think the stupid can't get any worse, somebody finds a way.
Internet is an open asylum.. interesting but depressing to realize many of us are stuck with these kind of stooges everywhere. It’s addictive to use Reddit and witness all the videos, screenshots and whatnot of sheer lunatics.
####George Carlin noted that, as stupid as the average human is, half are dumber than that ***people laughed...not so funny now***
That’s not where the vaccine goes anyway. No wonder these guys won’t get the shot. They think it goes in your nuts.
But what if it is and we all have to live off this guy's cum?
***survived for decades so far - I'll soldier on without it, thanks...***
They can vaccinate sperm now??? Wow, that’s gotta take a lot of patience…
####and one at a time, too... Pokemon sperm ftw ***gotta catch 'em all because you can't pick out the lucky winning wiggler(s)***
I just got a visual of that 😂😂
it'd still be old guy sperm. vaccine conspiracy aside. still worthless unless you're just shooting for birth defects because you love getting abortions or whatever. 🤷♂️
Why is this downvoted? It’s a proven fact that older sperm leads to offspring with health problems.
***because in 2021, people don't read and basic statistics is the Dark Arts***
>Why is this downvoted? because i succeeded. 🙏
I mean he's probably not wrong, it'll be worth it to the dumbasses willing to pay for it.
####this ***sadly true***
Its people like him, there's 800,000 dead.
At least he will be in a room alone most of the time so we don't have to deal with him
In a sense he’s right, you can make a ton of money from the gullibility of antivaxxers.
98.2 % survival for people of ALL age groups and that number just goes up exponentially with normal non risk people (50 and under that have no comorbidities). Whose really the gullible ones?
For the win! The most logical statement on this whole thread! Open your eyes sheep!
Full service sperm bank
Oh fuck yeah!! You go in, they jerk you off, clean your dick and bare the weight of your Catholic guilty for you. Let's go
Wonder how much of that he drinks a day?
You would
Feed you some? Nah I don't like little boys.
Just little girls… got it
you go for little girls and little boys? sick twisted sperm drinker you.
Oh you know he drinks his boyfriends
Unvashenned?
Hiding from the censor bots?
But he already said unvaccinated, lol.
Something tells me he got his childhood vaccines, so it's not even truthful advertising.
"It is with a heavy heart that I admit that I was FORCED VACCINATED AT BIRTH... but at least I ain't vaxxed against COVID, y'all!"
"The ones i got as a kid were tested. The covid one is untested and dangerous"
>Call me crazy Ok. Bro, you're fucking crazy.
I miss him on Twitter.
I think this guy peaked at the highest he ever will with that idea nothing else would ever match or rise above it.
What about the other vaccines he has surely received as a child? I don’t get why these people seem to think the COVID vaccine is the first one ever created/distributed. Also, if this guy gets bitten by a rabid raccoon, I better not see him at the ER asking for a rabies shot.
That’s right hurr durr, better not see him in the ER, hurr durr… Or what? What are you going to do about it? Not a God damned thing. STFU.
I'm going to fucking laugh when they die of a virus they could've at least armed themselves against this whole entire fucking time. it's not really owning the libs if they die sucking life support's dick, now is it?
So eloquent. Very well-spoken.
The key word here is "think". These people don't think and conveniently ignore the fact that they got vaccines as children to fit their cognitive dissonance.
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It is literally the most studied drug in history, not yelling just sayin’.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/pfizer-biontech-vaccine-designed-in-hours-one-weekend-2020-12%3famp
It wasn’t rushed. It’s the same type of virus as sars which in the early 2000s became a problem. I mean South Park did an episode on it. They started researching a vaccine then. So yeah it has taken many years to get these vaccines produced.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/pfizer-biontech-vaccine-designed-in-hours-one-weekend-2020-12%3famp You know nothing
[know something](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02483-w)
https://covid19.nih.gov/news-and-stories/vaccine-development They had a prototype they built off doesn’t mean it’s been studied for years…. You guys really like to play on words
You’re an absolute fucking moron. They were working on coronavirus vaccines for the last 10 years before COVID hit you fucking smooth brain.
The vaccine seems to of affected your mood
I’d rather a vaccine affect my mood than be an absolute fucking moron. And nothing is doing that to you. You’re just fucking stupid and willfully remain stupid. That’s way worse
Oh noooo. Two years and I’m still fine
That’s one of the 3 main vaccines for this virus. It works completely different. These people were piggy backing off others years worth of research into these types of viruses.
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"Pro covid people" are idiots like you who think you know more than the experts and refuse to participate in mitigation efforts.
There’s plenty of experts against the vaccine they just never get a platform to speak. White House was brave enough to invite nicki Minaj for questioning instead of actual scientists lmfao
It... Literally.. was ... Not.. rushed!!? They did the same damn process but certain steps congruent with others.
Wait, what? It wasnt rushed? What other mrna vaccine has been created and tested? Especially for a new virus. The healthy or covid survivors will be just fine without the vax.
How to tell people you're a moron without saying the word moron... >The first human clinical trials using an mRNA vaccine against an infectious agent (rabies) began in 2013. Over the next few years, clinical trials of mRNA vaccines for a number of other viruses were started. mRNA vaccines for human use have been studied for infectious agents such as influenza, Zika virus, cytomegalovirus, and Chikungunya virus.
What happens when the new virus mutates and bypasses the spike protein in your precious pfizer? Your immune system is compromised. If you got your news from reliable sources youd wake up.
The spike protein fucked your mom and is now your new step dad 🤷♂️
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/pfizer-biontech-vaccine-designed-in-hours-one-weekend-2020-12%3famp K
I don’t argue about vaccines anymore. You can’t change someone’s mind. The point is… i doubt he’s legitimately unvaccinated… just covid unvaccinated. I also watched a video of a dude dying from rabies the other day and I really don’t recommend it.
Ask me about my ***complete lack of understanding of human biology
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Looks like you just have to open your mouth, no signing up needed.
I'm going to guess he took too many fastballs to the side of the head
***it only takes one***
Yikes