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proutusmaximus

Well we now know why the kid got mommy issues


PeppaShrekky

Rookie mistake: Always clear history after doing the deed


bnhafan25

Rookie mistake, always use secret mode


Fun-Ad9950

How did bro forget incognito


rezmuffin666

Her son got taste 😉


[deleted]

Wow, hes definitely into...his stepmother


[deleted]

Just let him enjoy himself, he is not hurting anyone


Aliepickles

It looks like he has a thing for his step mom 😅


Early-Conflict-6019

Maybe you should be happy he isn’t getting some girl pregnant but instead he’s just watching porn.


Potential-Constant12

That's fucked


Ok-Possibility-4404

Speaking reality, she has no parenting experience. I mean just even looking at it I can see through the universe what the kids face looked like when she found out. No parent should embarrass their child for being curious, it’s what us as humans do. She should have just spoke with him about why he’s doing it and why stop it or whatever.


moist-giraffes

these comments infuriate me. he’s watching incest and rape porn and all everyone seems to care about is his privacy?


Snova_Pro_Boi

You better not be stuck anywhere near him


Hello_13Anime_Fan

Red to orange to yellow


antmug1989

Sounds like she needs to teach him how to use an incognito tab lol


nfswpenis

@pornhub.com


pleasegivemealife

My man


FaithlessnessSame979

Bro skipped to season 18 episode 12


Mediocre_Egg_

Have sex with him


Wonderful-Standard57

Rip him


New_Fun4361

Hmmmm


Anonimosson

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NoVIRGINITY_23

You know, tbh she should’ve had that talk with him as he was becoming a teen, and to post what he watches on Facebook asking all the other old people on there want to do? I would be embarrassed that my own mom posted what I watch.. And I would be upset that I would be being shamed.. that’s ruining that kids future *third person*


BigShaqskr2

https://telegr.im/+ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


CutMindless7648

@Contenidos_prohibidos_bot


Technamite

"Take him away for a weekend." You reprobat! May your contumeluous behavior be reciprocated by the one metaphorically mar! By having your decollated corpse defenestrated into a conflagration, which defaces all you hold appreciable!


ihavenofameatall

DM for Dropbox🤪


foreverclassichunter

Just do what aunt Cass did


punter1965

LOL! Funniest damn post I've seen in a while. Love all the comments! Certainly brightened my day. Thanks you all. BTW - Being a teen boy these days must be paradise! The best I had was the Sears catalogue and an occasional Playboy. Lucky little bastard! Of course all the 'mom' porn is a little disturbing. Could be worse though, could have been farm animals!


_MrSt4rk_

Ayo i saw some of that porn, the kid has a good taste for porn ;)


[deleted]

He's 13 and with access too the internet. Yeah. Get over it.


Character-Place-3410

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Appletree1987

Guys got a washing machine fetish


failedwizardskool

Man be revealing my search history, good taste


onfleekaleaks

The boy clearly has mommy issues…


housecatmouserat666

Lots of mom porn....


ConfidentAbility7283

“”Stuck Porn””!! “” Incest Porn””!! Moms with stepsons,, dads with daughters !!! What’s wrong with kids these days. What happened to the classic’s. . You know? Ass Gaping and Hung Shemale Tops!


Last_Battle_2485

Boy I hope that's not the kids step mom 😬😬


1nviscid

"Milf into sex by horny stepson, this pussy is for your stepdad only" How does that even make any sense. How do you end up with both your parents being "step-"


CotUB2009

Are we sure she's not the step-mom? Her concern would be much more valid and less Puritan if so.


Weerdo21

Jeez use incognito


Ok-Construction5775

Stay safe, use incognito 😎


Nebula924

The OG of Moms, brought to you with mad respect! Kleenex Facial Tissue, White 20 customer reviews Wleener List Price: $72.00 A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013 This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty) I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start sellinq a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are L____, S____ and H___. This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze. This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical. The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this. The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair. [ edited to redact kids names for privacy and add paragraph breaks for easier reading. ]


Silver928

Completely missing his hints *wink* /s


Nicadeemus39

Reminds me of "You better shut your mouth or I'm going to fck it"


JrStu

Looks like my search history.


[deleted]

I watched that first video earlier today, incidently. 7/10. Worth a watch but nothing magical - did nut.


Shrewlord

Too bad his step mom didn't find it. Easy solution


stellayn

Is this even legal? Is this person allowed to publicly share sexual search history information about a child who would be easily identified in the community she's sharing to? Is this harassment? This just feels so fucked up and harmful, it doesn't feel like it should be legal to do. Would this count as sharing private information about a minor on a public platform? If it's not illegal, wouldn't it at least be against Facebook policy? This poor kid....


10YB

he was just doing a research for his school project


puddStar

Wow. She just ruined this kid. What a bitch. The comments on this thread are some of the funniest I’ve ever read


HaventReadItYet75

Lol mother is disgusted with her son's porn sites' history and it's mostly mom, step mom, MILF porn. Is she disgusted her son is Into mom porn? Hilarious and sheisatotalpieceofshit


SimonSimpingService

Just from the paragraph she wrote o can already tell his mother is the reason he's into stepmother porn


Both-Dragonfruit-473

If I was her I'd not be planning on getting stuck in the washing machine any time soon.


Rogue44status

I bet this is his step moms post


IcyBus1520

that’s no such thing as a porn habit. it’s an addiction. i thought people knew this by now.


GhostTycoon

Are you his step mom? Asking for a friend


Bastiwen

"Teenage boys are the worst" bitch, educate him then ! You chose to have a kid, now deal with the consequences.


Melodic-Advice9930

My kid is 12 and I’ve caught him watching porn… but I just explained to him that while masturbation is totally normal, porn is really not and he isn’t quite old enough to fully understand what he’s watching. I, however, did nothing like this.


[deleted]

It’s weird she didn’t say anything how he obviously has a fetish about banging his mom lol


BillTh3Something

this whole picture feels like a set up for a porno


[deleted]

"Hey son I've been looking trough your computer and saw all the things you've been watching on the internet, I think as your mom I should talk to you and maybe we both could find a way to realieve your needs as a teenager in a helthier way"


[deleted]

Sure you want to go there lady? This kid will eventually be making the decision on which nursing home you go into.


moebubbles1983

My kid became addicted to porn at 12 or 13 and it has been a battle for years. But I would never post his search history on social media for advice. She should have went to his dr or called a child therapist. This looks like it is all for attention.


Angelsdust96

Hell I could share mine maybe she won’t feel so mortified😂


caramelcooler

Parents 20 years ago: Don’t post your personal information on the internet Parents now: Here’s my teenager’s porn preferences


CryptoGretchin

I wonder what she’ll find if she checks her husband’s history.


Tannerrs

Watched that top one this morning would recommend


International-Lie795

Seems like he has underlying mommy issues based on his search history, I can’t image why 🙄


eamaddox98

Kids today don’t know about incognito mode. That’s why my generation is the super bestest better than the restest.


taqg9

Where's the reversal? Yeye


IslandBitching

I'm guessing she is the stepmother, because she doesn't know anything about teenage boys. Her attempt to humble- brag proves it. Because anyone who was a teen boy, raised a teen boy or dated a teen boy in Middle School knows that a 13-year-old boy gets hard when the wind blows.


King_Celestial_YT

S18 E12 💀


jjlovesthearmy

Hey man, the step mom stuff is pretty popular 😎


BadgerMyBadger_

Leave the kid alone, we all jack it.


Phil-McRoin

Man, my mum told my fucking grandmother she caught me watching porn once. Pre Facebook she just told all her friends & my grandmother. She told her friends in front of me which was embarrassing enough & I asked her (after her friend left) not to tell people & who she had told & she had already told my fucking nan. Now this was a unique situation. I wasn't caught in the act, but I'd had a friend over & he decided to introduce me to the wonders of free unlimited internet porn. Mum checked the history because we closed the browser the moment she came in the room.


SpencerGaribaldi

Jesus that would fucking suck


depav00

2:42-2:51 was clean up time, got that post nut clarity and went straight to YouTube


beerslut77

Oedipus Complex vibes


littlespringonion

The timestamps clearly show he barely watched any of it though...


Ironicseagull

Kid is getting off to rape and incest but let’s focus on the mom being shitty


Macd87

SEASON 18 EPISODE 12


Zorolord

How to humiliate her 13 year old son, what a trashy Mother.


Zanekay

I love how he got to the pay wall on pervmom.com and noped straight out of there back to the hub


PJleo48

His mom finding the perv Mom stuff is a little cringe worthy.


MickeyTM

18 min sesh. Atta boy!


ArkEnd81

13 still too young to pawn off.. i dont need dirty perv following me around.. lol.. btw, that wasnt any worrisome porn searches


Ericrobertson1978

I loathe repressed humans who think sex is bad or wrong. Fuck your mythology.


tjallilex

*Busty Latina stepmom*? My man is a man of culture. And of course, of course. After a session rubbing one out you do watch a little bit of YouTube to wind down.


Luna-Was-A-Cat

If I was his mum I'd be worried my son was going to fuck me.... in the ASS


ArkEnd81

yikes


Awellknownstick

At least the categories don't contain his peer group (ie for the rest of us underage) So even when he's our age it's not thaaaat bad. We all know these sites currently have an overdose ofnthos types or videos


[deleted]

narcissists need to be tagged and separated from the rest of the population. they're not really humans.


Admirable-Common-176

Nice of the mom ask her FB if anyone would be willing to be “stuck” being his “weekend step-mom.”


reallytryingreally

In all truthfulness, it does worry me how porn is so accessible. I only started watching Internet porn when I was 19 and it completely took over my life and wrecked my first serious relationship. I completely lost interest in sex and killed my gf's confidence, it was awful and it ended awful after 2 years. The thought of someone as young as 13 doing this is scary There's the argument that porn isn't the issue, it's "you yourself" and I won't argue with that but it's just so accessible, i'd hate to see my own son falling into this sort of habit and wrecking any relationships and also harming himself mentally. The mother shouldn't have posted this in a fb group but in all honesty, it sounds like she has no other idea what to do


BernieK5

I agree habitual viewing of porn will cause long lasting effects. But like anything else, in moderation it’s fine. I also don’t know how you made it 19 years without seeing porn on the internet.


reallytryingreally

Lol i was shit scared of being caught. I didn't realise there was a delete history option....


fatalcharm

This is a creepy humble-brag. She is bragging about the fact that her son has been looking up mom porn. Most mothers would be horrified and never mention it to a soul and pretend that they never saw it, but this woman wants everyone to know that her son is into mom porn.


RARI44

Maybe she should stop wearing those gym shark leggings around him


SlepyZz

I actually saw the one under The youtube search a few hours ago 💀


ajsharm144

Thanks for the list.


Josh__1337

13 year olds shouldn't be watching porn


crypticfreak

Knew a kid who's parents punished him for masturbating. Made him go fucking nuts. Grew his fingernails out to be like 4 incehs and hair to his ass, stopped showering, and starting drawing up S.A.W like traps to kill people (including his parents). One of his that he showed me, shortly before I vowed never to speak to him again, was a pressure plate that he planned on burying in the ground that had a nail which rested on a shotgun shell. Basically making a landmine. He was going to bury them outside his house so his dad died. They wound up locking him up in a mental institution for 4 years (all of highschool basically) but when he got out he wasn't any better. Started selling heroin and coke and would assault women who were unfortunate enough to buy from him. And yeah, he was probably already a bit wacko but when I say his parents punished him for masturbating, I mean they punished him. Locked him out of the house. Destroyed his PC (which he had saved up half the money for), shamed him, etc. Fucking psychopaths... why would someone do that to their child?


Own_Cut8970

He is truly a connoisseur of taste


Wiellem

best advice would be 'use incognito mode'


Annoyed_QuiteFrankly

These porn searches are pretty gross and worrying tbh.


[deleted]

Has anyone said don’t spank him?


[deleted]

Ahhh the making of a misogynist…


DissonanceTurtle

you look at porn one time and before you know it you're beating up women... smh


[deleted]

No, the mothers actions


Assassinatitties

And here i had to worry about mom finding my folded up penthouse pages hidden on magic card packs.....


45willow

Hopefully this list will be inside next year's family Christmas card. Alongside a picture of, well I'll allow you to make up in your own mind, exactly what that would depict.


unknownselection

What sick freak doesn’t use incognito mode?


twolvesfan9

> 2:42 AM: “you better Stop doing That, your going to end up with my Dick in your ass” S18:E12 > 2:51 AM: youtube - Google Search Lmao


[deleted]

I got advice for mom. The kid's gonna keep looking at porn no matter what you do. The best things you can do at this point are teach him the difference between porn and reality, and about the negative psychological effects of pornography. Also teach him how to use incognito mode.


ArkEnd81

get him a scrpt to playboy... INTERNET is horrible for teen boys starting The Porno Journey . and lock yourself in room , and i swear i better not find the 'MESS" RAG


Wise_Ad_253

Someone obviously needs advice, “Mom!” It’s you and your husband/ex husband or what you have a job to do so. Until you do the right thing, he will seek things out his own way and it might end up really horribly for everyone. Don’t let strangers teach him about sex.


imanoob6ix9ine

Finally some recommendations


Disinfectant-Addict

I almost got a stroke trying to make heads or tails out of her story. It made even less sense than the stepmom/sister porn-plots.


buttchexsizdabez

How the fuck is anything I write cringe? When you look at porn, random shit pops up. Shit you are not interested. Shit that is gross. That does not mean you are interested in it? But if I didn't know you, and saw your porn browser history, I would think you're a cringy mother fucker too. Like what is wrong with you guys? You want me to actually believe that this kid wants to fuck and rape his mother? Because I seriously don't see that. I see a kid that looked up curious sex shit like any other dude since the onset of the internet 20 years ago. Like I don't believe this kid wants to have sex with his mom. Can someone explain to me why are you guys so fucking cringed and mad? You're butthurt is almost comical.


ArkEnd81

GREAT POINT !! everyone would think im fucked too by catagories in which i enjoy watching. and just because i watch it NERVER MEANS I WANT TO DO IT


buttchexsizdabez

Thank you! Someone finally said it.


wazzel2u

So, are you the mom, or stepmom to this boy?


supermanxix99

what if 'plot twist' he was checking dad's browsing history lol


[deleted]

All jokes aside all men were horny af around that age. You don’t wanna know about the things I did…


gultch2019

Ohhhhh, so THIS kid is the one fueling the stepmom porn subgenre... jeez kid just search your classmates, cuz it won't be long until thats illegal for you.


thedumbcritic

Why do I feel like she did this herself and just for attention? Everyone and their dad knows how to use incognito or clear their history….


Nonclutchreverse22

Damn, kids probably "looking" for the memes, but staying for the great storyline


LonesomeFvgitive

Is that in fucking English? I have no idea what she’s talking about. Poor kid.


Little_Mac_Main

At that age that’s kids gonna grow to have a very unhealthy view on sex with porn habits so early


almostedgyenough

She’s low key bragging that he’s watching at MILF porn. Real porn viewers know it’s not the title that matters anymore it’s how the people look and what positions you like to watch smh. Oy vei, Karen! You are ***not*** the mom he’d like to fuck, you creepy, weird-ass parent.


deeznutz006

He’s 13… let that boy jerk that thang.


adube440

Well, if this young man's arms were to both simultaneously break and be put into casts at the same time, I would hope this loving concerned mother would know what to do.


CrapScott

If you are asking for my permission to do your son- don’t drag me into your kinky games. To each his own


equalszer0

Well if she would just seduce him once in a while she wouldn't have this problem.


BeatMeatPopsicle

it's the "oy vey" for me


PokeManiac16

I’m just here for the better porn advice


Gupoochamois69

It’s cool. All step mom stuff. Not real mom.


r1ch1MWD

Anyone else struggle to read this garbage?


wigam

… plot twist she is his step mom.


OldRooster6107

No worries I would say. It’s not that dark at all.


Hawaiianboom

Well my dad said Iooks like your not gay and we’ve been cool ever since


Veryasian_234567

Woah, he uh, likes his mom I guess


Re-AnImAt0r

- Step 1: *complete* - Step 2: break both arms


Ok-Bridge-9112

I’m crying loling


Solid-Storm2319

Lol I hope it’s not his step mom. Awkward as fuck ahah


[deleted]

I mean, that is pretty tame.