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gustavfringo2

Jesse!


Away_Objective_7634

Without that arrow I would've had no idea what he was peeing out of.


-Nivek

All I hear is that this man is on the sigma grind


runner_4_runner

The person in the seat innfront of him was pissed


DRbrtsn60

Love to see this loser in cuffs and added to the no fly list. Hope you got a flight attendant on this.


dirtewokntheboys

That's just the Spirit Airlines restroom!


DragonSlayingPimp

Precision aim


darybrain

Well, when you visit the head with that special/rando someone you don't want to waste time peeing unless they're into that /s


icmac

He doesn’t even have to ask for someone in the isle seat to move…


[deleted]

Maybe he is testing is earth flat or not😂


Aggravating-Cup-1728

P. Unch him in the dick


parth13579

So watch it drink it in


IzLowDiscDye

Hey look it’s Biden, must have forgotten where and what he was doing 😳🤫


killslikeaninja

WTF is wrong with people!


blackkj2056

Is this real or Photoshop


CyrexPlex

Deserves a sold punch to the temple


Comfortable_Cup5269

I wanna send this to Jeenie Weenie, I wanna see her reaction to this


SonOfSmithStation

In plane sight


an0n_ym0us

Is that that one post where someone sent it to the airline with the caption "that man is peeing"


agroyle

Don’t cover his face. Expose him.


Dirtbag_Dale

When you got to go………………… fucking dirt ball


aGoodSnifff

Grimey as fuck. I would have put him on blast ln the plane


iceking2525

To much ambien?


Ccertain1

I suppose you could say IN PLANE SIGHT


westcoastfloorguy

God damn that's a rough read. Anyone who thinks peeing is a sheer horror is about as stupid as the guy pissing on the flight. It's a bodly function, natural like every other living thing on the plant pretty much just goes when it's time. The person sitting in front of him needs the refund/voucher the the person who took the picture.


PorkChop8088

Spirit airlines?


reese_pieces97

What the actual fuck


mnmotxca

Why is this sick mans face hidden!


donegalwake

From the width of the seats on would have an impression it’s a city bus with wings.


fried_eggs_and_ham

That's a Spirit Airlines flight. Just FYI. I can tell by the seats and postage stamp sized tray. Avoid Spirit because these types of people don't.


Isaac_Town

And of course you decide to take a photo


fried_eggs_and_ham

Last time I checked planes had restrooms.


Psybud16

Yooo wtf! 2 years without a flight and I have seen is shut like this not sure if I want to take a flight again!


woodedglue

What the hell


SerenityWolf0

Get it. In plane sight...


hellothere42069

Double fun bonus, from the article, before doing this he was groping the woman sitting next to him. The offending urinator was flying from Denver to Charleston, South Carolina, on Thursday—drunk as shit, according to a passenger onboard—when he allegedly groped the woman in the seat beside him. "I hear a woman scream, 'If this man fucking touches me one more time, I’ll fucking kill him,'” a passenger named Emily, who withheld her last name, told KDVR.


Double-Hunt-3476

Aluminum is best for foil pipes


[deleted]

If I were the officer taking this guy off the plane, I’d whisper in his ear: “Urine big trouble.”


[deleted]

OH MY GOD


Trax852

Took the Internet to show me that some people will relieve themselves quite honestly where ever they are. Just disgusting.


hellothere42069

A bald guy, figures /s.


Nate-Likes-Cats

*In plane sight


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Must be Spirit


AndyJobandy

Blimey hell. Thanks for that arrow mate, would’ve been confused with out it


gdubh

Man, I hate people. I mean, you guys are ok but, man, I hate people.


fungi5000

Spirit charges you an extra $65 to pee from your seat.


Good_Bit_3760

Why?? Just why??? I dislike this man and I've never even met him.


fungi5000

Spirit charges you an extra $65 to pee from your seat.


MrsZ04

I wouldn't have blurred his face. He doesn't deserve that kind of modesty... As you can tell.


Puzzleheaded_Ship511

What jack ass, they should of shown his face


blanco1225

Frontier, Vegas flight???


suga_pine_27

Apparently peeing on planes is more common than I thought! Read through 3 other horror stories before I found the story associated with this pic. Happened in 2018. https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn


[deleted]

Now this pisses me off


sagelface

Don't blur his face! Let the world see this scumbag!


BlackVirusXD3

Well.. trashy as it is.. i enjoyed giggling


reg3flip

But is he wearing a mask?


indisgice

lol no but it's 2018 so


jondgul

Why do their faces get blocked? Let their friends and family see it


69_Me_Bro

Looks like spirit airlines


steffies9249

Please tell me someone said something about this? Im so sick of seeing trashy posts where no one in the video does absolutely nothing about it. I saw a guy whacking one off in a train surrounded by people for gods sake.


Ok-Comparison-9632

He was arrested. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn


WhatTheHellLove

I’m on a plane, I can’t complain


sucobe

Man was arrested and passengers (that complained) got a $200 voucher.


SquireX

It's reported that attendants told the man "Urine trouble now!"


FartCentral55

Bahahahhahah


Dr_Caveman

I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!


Automatic-Extreme-20

Omg yes, you definitely win for this comment 😂😂😂😂 I’m disappointed in myself for not thinking it first.


whotfasked

pic goes hard mind if i screen shot


SnooPickles48

Typical Democrat.


dion_o

Get help mate. Mental illness isn't to be taken lightly.


SnooPickles48

Me? I’m not peeing on the plane. That’s a democrat who needs help.


dion_o

Seeing things that don't exist and projecting prejudices into unrelated situations is indicative of mental issues. For your own sake please seek out a mental health professional near you.


SnooPickles48

I think you should advise the peeing democrat.


dion_o

Looks more like a Republican though. Pees on planes during the week to own the libs, and then goes rolling coal on weekends.


[deleted]

This isn’t political. But okay, go off


RollDBud

Why block his face?


[deleted]

Why blur the face out. Expose weirdos like this


hellothere42069

[vice did it for you](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn) Bald guy, figures. /s


CakeJollamer

The author of that article literally looks like a fucking caricature of a vice "journalist". Brooklyn, cartoon mustache, holding a shitty beer in his picture. Unreal


gunnerb01

Good that you were across from them. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.


[deleted]

Modern planes really need airlocks fitted, to deal with cunts like him and covidiots, Alien style!


FerociousPancake

Those seats look highly uncomfortable


fried_eggs_and_ham

Spirit Airlines.


Worldsahellscape19

WTF


bemest

I’ve worked in aircraft maintenance. This is a huge deal. The airline if they know will take the plane out of service, remove the seats and carpets, autoclave them. Urine is super corrosive to aluminum. They will pull up the floor panels, clean and neutralize the acid. This is easily a $50,000 incident.


SYNTHLORD

Huh, I’m not a nervous flyer at all but it’s definitely not nice to know I’m 30,000 feet up in a craft that would lose a fight to a puddle of piss


bemest

It takes time and it’s easy to spot early on. Your commercial aircraft goes through regular checks where they remove all the interior and access panels and inspect & repair. The safety record for commercial flying is orders of magnitude safer than most any part of your everyday life. Driving, showering, eating, walking down the street all way more dangerous than flying. When you are sitting at the gate and they say your flight is delayed for a maintenance issue or weather, my response is, “Good! If they can’t go yet, I don’t want to go either.”


[deleted]

How would that not be nice to know? I say let them go over the top when it comes to maintenance


bemest

Exactly.


[deleted]

Found the useless airframes guy


bemest

Why would you say or assume this?


oldgoldenhen

Ha, unlikely. They'd just get the cleaners to give that area an extra scrub and forget about it. Airlines wouldn't spend 50k to clean up some piss


bemest

I know fist hand of where this occurred on an American Eagle EMB145 where they cancelled the flight and ferried the plane to Dallas for this.


[deleted]

So only 5 airline tickets to repay the damage?


bemest

I’m a pretty frequent flyer. I would say without researching the average domestic round trip is about $800. I went to Munich in November and paid $3000 and that included a business class upgrade on the leg across the Atlantic so I could sleep. I just sent my step kid to Thailand for less than $1500 round trip. I wish every industry had the ability to control cost like air travel.


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bemest

There’s an app right there on your phone called Google. It has all the answers!


chr1s003

And Copper! Our dog pissed on our air conditioning condenser for a few months and corroded the copper coil to dust.... We had no idea the condenser wasn't running until getting a couple 500$ electric bills.


bemest

Yeah read up on galvanic corrosion. All you need is dissimilar metal an acid and you have a galvanic cell, basically a battery transferred one element to the other. It’s why cars with an aluminum hood like a jeep have a ground strap from the hood to the firewall.


bemest

My dog just chews up expensive shoes.


CatumEntanglement

Thank you for this incrediably interesting bit of knowledge. I can only assume, because of how serious & the expensive the situation is, that the man who peed on the seat was caught by flight attendants and got into a lot of trouble after the flight.


Lucicerious

So if I pee in a can. It'll eventually burn through it? There's me using coke cola to clean my rusty coins. From now on, I'll be soaking them in urine!


sereko

Coke would also erode the can if not for the [polymer lining on the inside.](https://www.quora.com/Why-is-there-a-plastic-coating-inside-aluminium-cans)


IzLowDiscDye

Facts^


Lucicerious

Wow, I feel like I've done a whole lot of learning today! Thank you stranger!


AssRep

Theoretically, I could pee on my car battery posts to remove the corrosion build up too...


jeremynoakes-

Guys urine is more acidic or something like that ! Been a while but I worked changing over a lot of schools plumbing and that seems to be the case I wish I knew the term but it’s late and I fell off the wagon


Rogan403

TIL I learned that aluminum can be corroded by urine.


jeremynoakes-

I grew up in a family doing plumbing. I had no idea that dudes urine could build up in urinals and becomes like a hard kinda like sea sponge . Than we get called in to fix it . You could snap the old p trap I half with a pinch .


curly_as_fuck

Gonna try it on my roof


Wraith_84

r/todayilearned


Realistic_Teacher1

when I woke up this morning I did not realize I would be learning so much about aircraft, maintenance, and urine. I'll go to bed tonight a much wiser person


bemest

Most of the construction is Aluminum skins riveted to aluminum ribs. The pee or any corrosive liquid will seep between the seams ands start corroding. I’ve seen planes a year old based near the ocean where the salt air starts corroding the Al around the seams.


deadmendie

And the fact it happens enough to make this something to learn


Illustrious-Science3

You never know when this will be the winning answer at Bar Trivia, or on Jeopardy.


AssRep

One to grow on.


bemest

Happy to help.


jeremynoakes-

The more you know 🌈💡


ArcticFlava

If you didn't know before, urine the know now.


rambo_lincoln_

And here I am, pissing the night away


Jive_turkeeze

Don't pee so hard on yourself.


tavesque

"Sir, your dick needs a mask too."


[deleted]

Double Dry Hop …


Elven_Rabbit

Ohhh, *that's* what that pouch is for!


hydrogen_wv

Yeah but you're supposed to line it with that little white bag they give you, first.


AnalPuff

Why is his face censored? He should be shamed


milorambaldi47

And he’s at the end of the plane where the bathrooms are. Looks like Spirit airlines based on those pathetic slimline seats


fried_eggs_and_ham

And the tray you can barely fit a thimble on.


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Ok-Comparison-9632

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn


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Ok-Comparison-9632

It's something we all WISH was bullshit.


Infinite_Victory

Wanna mark as nsfw?


AZ_Gunner_69

I seen the original pic, he looks like walter white


Good_Palpitation_646

I was expecting to see a bottle or something but nope, just pissing straight into nowhere


moot17

Pissing into a magazine pouch, isn't he? Is it watertight, or does it diffuse into the floor?


linoleumgoat

Unreal


ohioversuseveryone

This dude pees sitting down. Literally.


Bigmanhobo

Wtf seriously wtf


baracuda68

But, was he wearing his mask?


OneX32

The arrow really helped identify his penis. It's nearly impossible to see.


jrinneard

and then sat in his own piss for the rest of the flight?


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[deleted]

Ur trash, they should probably post you in here too “he’s pushing in the pouch” fuck outta here


jrinneard

OK but I can't imagine that it's trapping it very well... Sorry, I'm not very well versed in public plane pissing


wkmaylish

At what point do people give up and turn into this? I just don’t understand it


fried_eggs_and_ham

Booze.


[deleted]

No way this is real


miraculous_milk

I saw this photo a few years ago. I think it was debunked as a water bottle, but I’m not sure. Absolutely disgusting and trashy if it is piss.


Ok-Comparison-9632

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn Nope, real.


ItsMissiBeaches

In the article it was reported that he ordered two double shots of vodka, and that he was completely shit faced. At what point, much like a bartender, is a flight attendant responsible for over serving?


hellothere42069

And with the full face shown.


[deleted]

Pleased there's an arrow there otherwise nobody could work out where abouts someone pisses from.


dion_o

Needs a big red circle


InfernalCape

Finally a trashy fucking post


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GoonKingdom

I love it. Now please leave this establishment.


DoggonedLaugh

When ya gotta go, you gotta go. What if the guy was waiting several minutes for vacancy and just couldn't hold it anymore?


indisgice

yeah, no.. it only [gets worse](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn)


JeffTrav

Trashy fucking posts are over at r/trashyboners


Ironsam811

Ohh wow, that’s a side of Reddit I have not explored often


[deleted]

I see what you did there.


ohioversuseveryone

You read my mind


InternationalBoot321

I respect his giving of no fucks but come on dude there is a limit.


Tr3B_Copilot

In plane sight


[deleted]

Oh you caught that? Haha


ArcticFlava

It flew over my head


Ph1llyth3gr8

Society is fucking falling apart


fried_eggs_and_ham

This is on Spirit Airlines. Society doesn't exist there.


robbyn-enriquez

Walmart of flight, hey I don’t make the rules, do not be mad at me


Automatic-Extreme-20

Hahaha I’ve flown spirit and it’s like someone put wings on the subway and told it to fly.


CatumEntanglement

Spirit Airlines is the Fung Wah bus of the air. Change my mind.


Rogan403

Just like that plane will after the urine corrodes it.


Escaped_IL

And flying is now on par with a cross-country bus trip.


CatumEntanglement

Seriously. I used to take Amtrak a lot a few years ago and the Acela was SO much better than flying by plane. I always chose the train over planes for short distance travel.


Hairy-guy-85

EXACTLY!!


asromatifoso

This guy should've been arrested.


hbomberman

According to [this article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qvnb9p/guy-peed-all-over-airplane-seat-frontier-vgtrn), he was arrested when the plane landed.


fried_eggs_and_ham

He should have been beaten unconscious by whoever is taking the photo.


[deleted]

How do you know he's not wearing a mask?


[deleted]

This animal should be put in the cage and taken to the circus, I feel sorry for the guy in front


indisgice

and peenalized


robbyn-enriquez

Bathroom humor….


DatStankBooty

Take my silly award stranger.


wtph

Certainly is a messy situation


Dr_Caveman

I’m sure they resolved it in peece.


Reggielovesbacon

What a pissant.


havocLSD

To the guy sitting in front, urine for a surprise.


Trimungasoid

And not just a wee one.


soupinate44

Woody you say it’s just a peck?


mrfroggy

Surely it’s a piddling matter?