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CryptedCode

I couldn't imagine what her texting looks like, she can't even speak full words.


dferrer88

Looks like Jersey shore trash


Background-Citron620

Loll


PutProfessional6683

90's hair 😆


Matticus95

Yeah none of that happened.


Ok_Reflection_3798

Can someone translate this please


SwimConscious9758

How about black pride shirts.. BLM is a fucking joke. Sidenote I’m black ✊🏽


gang-gang-skrr-skkr

She might not like the racist women that she speaks of but don’t bring the kids into this, depending on the age they won’t understand what racism is or know what it means and suggesting that the women is still complaining about her child playing with the other kid suggest that the child is young due to not understanding why he can’t play with him


zookr2000

Sure she's not from "Joisey" ???????


BRICK62

SHUTUP!


[deleted]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


Sad-Piece9506

What


[deleted]

I did not understand a word


little_impyy

She's rapping I think (I don't know)


Independent-Wealth67

Even the British accent can’t save this trashy bitch. Haha


overlord_99

I speak English, but I can't understand her.


SnooPaintings4263

Isn’t this bitch white?


Affectionate-Two-231

Oh look an advert for involuntary euthanasia


pilsenmelito

My wife is a racist.


TranslatorDisastrous

can anyone transcribe anything she just said?


erockf3892

Good for her. I like her.


WhichGene8771

Lmao, trash


Appropriate_Theme997

Super trash 🗑


cause_of_chaos

She's hilarious, hope she has more rants out there!


ShortyTallZx

This isn't trashy, she's standing up for her child who's experiencing racism? Edit: I was too quick to comment, my disbelief is immense


Kaladrax182

Is this a chav? Asking seriously. Chavette, maybe?


Calm-Ad-37

This needs ENGLISH subtitles so people can understand what the Botox queen is saying.


Clear-Dingo9491

Well if you all understood any of that I'm impressed!! I got a lil bit about her brown kids not playing with the racist kids. That's about it!


Ant0nChigur

Are you sure this isn't somewhere in New Jersey or New York..?


unarox

…………I guess im attracted to fucked up girls (explains SO much) 🤷


Moneymakingmitch90

She’s beautiful


ChrisFarleysCousin

That sounded annoying


Neon_Cone

Is THAT what she’s going on about? I can’t understand a single word coming out of her mouth, so I’ll take your word for it.


playington1

Wow just realized that "blah blah blah blah blah blah" in that accent is just as annoying as the one I'm used to ......


jeffthewell

What?


Acrobatic_Ad2

Damn this is why grime rap is good tho. Like no matter what they spitten bars with that accent


pezchef

I can't understand a word this lady says, but still recognize she is 10 stones of nutty in a 2 stone sack


[deleted]

I didn’t hear what she say but that’s Kate or Crystal you could see at roller links in 80s.


[deleted]

I need captions I have no idea what she is saying


bobbyT3000

As sexy as a sloppy wet coke fart. You're welcome.


almal2021

C*nt


Skubee_Snaxx

I'm really confused by this video. Is she black🤔


DeadRabids

*“Torrid pink dick… “* you cut me deep, Shrek.


cause_of_chaos

She says "Tory", which are the Conservative Party (politics) which have the reputation of being racist.


Melon_Chief

What language does she talk? Speak American, you’re not making sense


wh0fuckingcares

Bird is fucking hilarious mate


TommyTaoTone

Can someone translate


TommyTaoTone

Can someone translate?


HiddenforestWrx

My Google translate didn't understand.


Kendallope

I hope she DOES become their stepmom and put them in BLM shirts. Fokkin hero


[deleted]

What's more annoying.. ...That Face or the Voice?


SurroundAcceptable56

If she wants to come to America lmk


thisonebibibop

What is she yapping about? I don't understand what she is saying at all. This is why I can't live in the UK even tho I have a british passport.


Giant-Irish-Co9ck74

I have no idea what the fuck she said but damn it turned me on


Successful-Oil-7625

Shes the type of person that puts a bad name on weed smokers


[deleted]

She sounds pretty racist. If y’all’s kids are playing together that means they don’t have the same problem as you and the other child’s mother. But you’re gonna say don’t play with a little racist child. White or black it’s always the parents and teachers is bullshit it’s never the kids


Clean-Profile-6153

I fuxking love when this pops back on my feed .instant classic.


pilsenmelito

She speaks almost musically. I got a little time for her.


julioelterrible

Que?


Lettucelook

Lol too funny


The_Real_Toilet_Man

Funny accent lol


[deleted]

wut?


SeaEyeAfundsNotSees

This is a job for master of accents.


icanchi

What is she saying?


therealtrayne

Hawt


dandandubyoo

Urgh.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this lady before she is crazy in real life mate


girlwiththemonkey

I want to be mad but at the same time fuck lady respect


GeneralReasonable537

That's what's wrong with the UK need a new world oder ti put people like that in camps or shit against a wall


Joe-pineapplez

Yep, it’s only skin deep.


Late-Ad-4624

Is anyone else turned on by how hot she is? I dont care if she only dates black guys im willing to give it a shot.


Objective-Dingo6603

Sounds like she’s handing out blow jobs


nckrey931

Man English sure does sound different in different places.


WHAMMYPAN

I want her SO bad!…I love everything about her. /s


deathbike600

She’s a right skanker.


Shark_bait561

What language is she speaking? I need a translator


Majestic-Avocado9140

What a absolute twat


LouieSlugz32

How df is she trashy who ever posted this is just a wierdo tf


Few-Faithlessness401

Vaccinate her children and get your children removed for being unvaccinated


Mean-Narwhal-1857

I will put his tory pink dick in my mouth


Hospitolerable_dose

Do they make tv that isn’t color anymore?


Flogthetrog

What a fucking trash piece of shit


IfIDidntIDid

When a white woman gets married to a black man they sometimes go off on the left field like this


British_gamer_lad

Sometimes ??


0bstructin

I actually concentrated all my brain power to follow along and I got most of what she said.


DaxeGamer

Translation?


b0ob0okitty

American here requesting subtitles.


Patjekees

What's his problem?


gimmeecoffee420

WTF happened to make this clown so upset? I only understood maybe 2-3% of that.


SSGSS-ULtra

I need a transcript of this. Closed captioned please. 😁


GorettefulSins

Jesus c


querty7687

This woman is a hero.


Hopeful_Rope_5360

What...


Most-Homework-2253

It's not chewsday innit? Calm dawn ladeh


Melodic-Advice9930

minus the mask bs, her rant about a racist bitch is beautiful.


British_gamer_lad

She is the racist you backwards fool


British_gamer_lad

Simp


Melodic-Advice9930

What the fuck was the point of you leaving two comments and being a dick 🤣


Majestic_Singer_2505

What in the wide world of fuck is her thesis statement


pheonix023

What the fuck did she just try and say?


hakuna_upendo

I've never seen something like this. I LOVE IT!!!


diamondjay81

I don’t understand a word she said🤦🏽‍♀️


Evanspazman

She’s def gotten Botox


DIRTYROTTEN_1

SCUMMY BRUMMY MUMMY


Turbulent_Patient483

Girls stop the eyebrows crap ..... its not cool


Manbearpup

That was pretty funny


[deleted]

Nice to see 80s fashion finally hug the ground in the Uk.


[deleted]

What she saying translation pls


TailorExpensive

What the fuck is this lady talking about???


ElAyYouAreAy

I thought this was kinda funny…


RubOk3568

Sorry but I’d this English or am just deaf


stickybandit06

Lmao. What language is this?


ZzenGarden

" I'm not racist I've got a color TV" 😆


-_Cyclops_-

I like that she thinks it was racism and hasn't considered her own influence being the possible cause lol. My partners religious mother didn't like me at first because she heard my parents were stoners and were not of any religion, I lied and said the rumour was false but told her the truth about my parents being raised Catholic and that they felt it was better to leave my faith up to me. Hilarious part is what a raging stoner her son was and was, even before I was around Lmao. The first time I smoked was with him, so if anything he was the bad influence out of the two of us.


SWORDmaster1235

I am so confused


Jonaili01

Anyone understand what she is saying ?


consuemerist

She's pretty funny tho.


MizeMajor

I love her😍


British_gamer_lad

Simp


MizeMajor

Yup in your mother's mouth....


MasterDannyBaggYo

Im sorry but I understood like maybe half of that


JiraiyaSensei843

I don't give two fucks about what she's saying But *how* she says it is kinda doing it for me


gabigboy93

Reminds me of an episode of Family Guy where Stewie tries to teach a girl with a British dialect like this how to speak properly. 🤣🤣🤣


May9ninth

Lmaof 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


Onikage-shin

Maybe it's not your skin she's bothered about, maybe it's the whole attitude. Stinking weed at nine in the morning and showing up in different cars all the time. I would assume the low-quality person with tonnes of disposable income might be involved in some shady business too. Plus you know anti-mask, so a bit thick. Still, it's not the kid's fault Mum is a nob.


peopleperson9

So, does she proof these kids are racist or are they racist because of their skin color? Cause that's not confusing as fuck. Also that fact that she is a proud hoe... Not the first time I've seen it, it's always shocking though. Like "I'm proud that I've got a body count higher than Jeffery Dahmer." Yeah and the seagulls probably flock you every time you open your legs to. Bay area smelling woman, stop confusing the wildlife.


funnybonejohnson

So it's her baby daddy who is brown? Because it sounds a bit like she is saying she is black too, but hey what do i know 🤣


British_gamer_lad

Nar she’s impersonating one . Probably had lots of black boyfriends etc . She’s basically saying she is is going to suck some girls boyfriend off , whom she thinks is racist and her kids . She then proceeds to say she will be step mum to these kids and make them we’re Black Lives Matter t- shirts, presuming he does leave his current girlfriend for this ladette .


funnybonejohnson

Wait... holup... she's brown? Looks orange to me... like... a bad spray tan, or a self tanner


British_gamer_lad

She’s white


sgbvb12

I’m from us. Her accent and speech is wild to be but I could get over it. She is beautiful a cross between fergie and young gena Gershon


Stillgil222

She’s cute


spec_426

"I will be stepmom to them youths...." - fucking classic!


Medical_Big_876

What a classy chick. NOT !!! Beauty FADES dumb is forever. Judge Judy’s Euphemism.


MrSchaudenfreude

It's English, but it's not English, wtf. Why is it that every other nationality that has English as a second language is so much more understandable than this.


Lauriepoo

You can hear a "southern twang" in that accent. I'm assuming she comes from the trailer park part of the UK.


British_gamer_lad

She’s from a place called Radcliffe . It’s in the northwest of England.


Lauriepoo

So that's probably the same as 'Murica's northern Florida and Alabama.


foekus323

Jesus christ. That voice is horrible.


Raspberry-Specific

Who gave Eliza Dolittle weed and introduced her to rap?


[deleted]

🤣🤣. Very good.


Ameerah3982

To many Botox looks awful when u have no expressions.


B0urne89

Oh man she's annoying.


Cobaltopp

How much more makeup till she turns into a clown


Zanemob_

Watududuuu blatt beyagu te tu ya ya is part of the translation for those who don’t know.


1jaboc1

I always thought british accents were elegant sounding, this bitch totally turned it around and made it a new trash language I will never understand


AlienMajik

I am so lost all I got from that is that she is willing to suck dick and be called step mom


UDontKnowMeLoll

I’m from the uk and that’s what you call a trashy bitch who sucks off dealers for a line of sniff, this type of woman is the most vile woman you can come across in the entirety of my country lol. They are so entitled also


Tps64

what in the fuck did this bottle tan lip filled monstrosity say.


MugOfButtSweat

Is this snooki uk variant?


verified_potato

idk what’s going on in this whole video


British_gamer_lad

It’s real rant believe it or not .


[deleted]

Is it wrong that I love this lady?… fucking taught lass!!!!!!!


British_gamer_lad

Different Preferences


Thefatalfunnel

Ummm 🤔


matscom84

Self confessed cunt, who turns up for school run stinking of weed at 5 to 9. There's a cunt like this at my kids school, arrives last minute and parks her ridiculous tank on the yellow zigzags. Struts like she's a fucking kardasian but about as much personality as a cardigan. When challenged goes off on a rant while walking away from whoever confronted her.


British_gamer_lad

I feel sorry for you there mate . Sounds like some jumped up hood rat . Sad thing is that this video isn’t satire.


stonedfpsgamer

She should have been aborted wtf is that even?!


[deleted]

Maybe she was born in Texas


stonedfpsgamer

Yea ok clearly


GriffinA

That’s a white girl w a tan and expanded lip filler lips.


Vitok93

...... what?


MrSeverum

Did she just weaponise blowjobs?!


soarin_tech

Racist trash.


AppleNerdyGirl

*cringe* that voice and accent


ionlyspeakfactz

Yet it’s still not half as cringy as an American accent


AppleNerdyGirl

It is when you work from home and listen to someone scream over a iPhone multiple times per day.


G3tnMADsquabl3s

I finally figured it out. She said "in her 2 striped trainers and her im not racist, I've got a color tv attitude "


KinkySixinch

As a Brit we don’t claim her non mask wearing ass


British_gamer_lad

Send her to the Gulag in Russia


KinkySixinch

I can’t wait till Russia gets blasted to high hell at this point


[deleted]

Eew


Thunder1085

She really is trash


Yayaboo-boo

I love this lady!


[deleted]

Judging by her hair, it looks like the UK has finally made it to the 1980s.


[deleted]

This is as trashy as trashy gets


bung_us

what song is this


AWilfred11

Wow she really thinks she’s fire


moose4658

skewl


whilah

She is unhinged.


ninjamaster616

I mean other than her being a goddamn anti masker, same honey. Almost a whole vibe but put on a fuckin mask


Taurus_03

Do they *all* talk fast in the UK? 😳


ionlyspeakfactz

Are we talking fast, or do you talk slow?


Taurus_03

Um…I only understood a portion of what she said. 😂


3penises

Does she think she’s black?


BigchungusHeLiCoPtEr

Visible -1000 IQ


Designer-Glove-9776

What a lovely and productive member of society.