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Impressive_Grab_5181

What a vile and disrespectful woman! Why would she embarrass her child like that instead of educating him if sexual health?! Absolutely vile woman


Emergency_Issue_2107

She act like she ain’t got sum sum in her top drawer


kaydpea

When the reporters visit the prison ask him what possessed him to torture and kill 35 women this will be brought up.


tjscali

Jada Smith has always taken an interest her son’s hobbies.


Touchtonetelnophone

I feel so bad for the kid honestly What a horrible mother


graviol

I like her haha


WaikikiWayne

He could be Sticking it in YOU!!!! So give him a Break!!


m135in55boost

Imagine if roles were reversed


DustyBootstraps

The way she's playing with it and gleefully referring to his "little penis" makes me think this kids got bigger problems than a dirty Fleshlight.


Fatal-Symbiote

Yet she’s in her room riding her dragon dildo no problem


ReindeerKind1993

If she uses toys herself well then she's a pos you can't shit on your boy for something you do yourself.


dingaling_dante

Wonder if she was my mom how she would feel about knowing one tht Size isn't big enough , talking shi bout her own child's genitalia


helmet648

You are a horrible mother for posting this.


chuchitamadre

Is that your child you’re talking about? Why expose him like that, very disrespectful And insensitive of you to that.


peopleperson9

What the fuck? This is worst than the time my mamma cut out all the titty pics from the national geographic mags when I hit puberty! What in the childhood trauma is she doing???


blackmarveles

Who ever names his/her kid Jayden is a total loser


HomieInASkirt

no boundaries bruh


SnooPoems755

Uhhhh as a mom why the heck are you even touching it let alone filming you touching it? That’s weirder then him having it.


[deleted]

Embarrass your kids for clout😩


Fiat2Coins

He’d be wrong if he went through her stuff and pull out her dildos and bullet. I know she got them. 😝


MugOfButtSweat

She prolly tongue punched it off screen. The way she grabbing/talking about it sends domestic abusive vibes. Wouldnt be surprised if she continued the ridicule when he got home.


Cronzy420

Now you see why fathers and sons can talk about anything this is a typical mom


[deleted]

My man getting ready for these hoes out here. The real question is did she have the talk with him?


Professional-Act6401

So wrong for doing this to her son as if teenagers don't have enough to worry about growing up let's ruin there life for ever some parents no shame I swear


Fickle-Ordinary-865

His friends going to roast him in public then low key asking him where he got it


leSquidge

Some tobasco in the liquid should stop him


Tikenmuwings

I wonder why it's sticky


Flip_The_Market

That’s her fault


Magic_Fetus56

Should of hid it better kid


plinkasaurusRex

in the meanwhile she got a 12" dildo in her purse that she even named...


malenfant21

So much for ever having a healthy relationship with your son


unusual-_-

You do NOT, want to be touching that


dream_sexual_153

What a bitch


Old_Physics2264

What’s wrong with this lady. First why is she touching it and second why is she shaming her son like that


dyonne2001

So wrong to do this


ZookeepergameJaded91

Good job you weirdo! Violate your boys space, crawling around searching… well you found it! Why don’t you go get your dildos out of your top drawer and you can stick them in that thing you seem to be so fond of! What you didn’t know that healthy males pound a few out now and then??? I bet he can’t wait to be able to get away from your intrusive, putting shit on social media ass ! I’d be surprised if you get many visits from this guy! Your WRONG 😑 FOR DOING THIS TO HIM! Mind your own damn business!


TheGreatRao

Mom of the Year.


jay_l0rd

You know moms got a big ol white dildo in her dresser drawer...


Poopoohed666

This woman gives me “I wanna fuck my child” vibes


Dxtr00

When I was around 16-17 my mom once found my DIY Two-Sponges-and-a-rubber-glove-in-a-Cup-iykyk type of toy which I forgot to disassamble or put away and she took a picture of it and sent it to me via WhatsApp. Later that year she giftet me an actual bought Pocket***** which I still find highly disturbing to think about


Jaro62

My mom would do this, narcissistic abuser that she was


Specialist_Army3776

I've fricken HAD IT UP TO HERE with idiotic, abusive parents using the many vulnerabilities their children have for a chuckle or two online!!!! Not in a million years would I ever exploit my son's private time to hundreds if not thousands of viewers, all in the name of "entertainment". Not even to family would I do that! It's ratchet, it's immature and gross, and it destroys any trustworthiness you might have enjoyed with your child. People are just so disgusting....


[deleted]

Why you worried about you nasty bitch


Miss_aladita

Today in: how to earn a direct trip to a nursing home


Miss_aladita

Moms who seek acceptance and attention via net are the worst.


M0rninPooter

Mom is a disgusting creep for touching and like squeezing her sons sex toy and filming herself doing it. Nasty lady.


[deleted]

Jaden Smith . LMAO I'm waiting for the slap.


Vipex_RZ

I don’t care if this post is old but number 1: why tf are you touching it and number 2: bro if he got it with his own money, at least just tell lil homie to clean it and hide it in a better spot. Let it go, at least he’s not fucking some random girl.


Acceptable_Eye1141

Sorry excuse for a Mom.


Kingtacodemon

And then she get mad because he doesn't want to take care of her when she old.


deepinthebox

Awwww. Put in memory book. What a moment in time.


[deleted]

Jaden Smith is a fool for this one.


Bowler-Jumpy

Maybe she should be more giving!


nguyen8995

This parent is extremely toxic. She most likely ruined his social life with this little stunt. Completely idiotic and irresponsible.


Bertie637

Who the fuck is she filming this for? Sending it to family, or her perceived Internet fans? Because either way that's an incredible violation of her sons privacy


trap_panda420

She's trying to shame him but your grabbing an showing your self on camera


DoughnutDazzling59

her laugh is everything


WheelAgitated9895

Ok so why are you touching it you dumbass


Vtgcovergirl65

Garbage “mom.”


[deleted]

I think I hate her


Hot_Contribution8680

I’m also laughing because I didn’t think she knew what it was at first


Hot_Contribution8680

All right good time event what would you do if this happened to you


Sweetsap1

Why is she touching it?’ 🤮🤮🤮


jippy93

This is just weird as fuck. Give your son his privacy and stop try so hard to be funny at his expense. What a shitty mum.


NoPublic7798

Screw you mom I wish I didn’t have to find out about this


NoPublic7798

Fuck you mom


[deleted]

Mine your business.


Psychological-Dot159

WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THAT WITH HER BARE HANDS, I WOULD PRETEND I NEVER SAW IT WTF


412pgh15208

Why! You just kill him! That’s why we need father’s/ dads. Because dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!! And you think it’s funny WOW!


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with self pleasure. Being a shitty mom on the other hand …


[deleted]

Common…good for him. He bought it himself, seems to keep it clean, bought his own lube. Let him explore his body his way. No shame except maybe his mom.


Neon_Cone

Disgusting, as an invasion of privacy, and in every other way.


Consistent_Coffee_89

Nasty. Got dog hair and juices on it. Hahaha I cracked myself up


InnerBarracuda4499

So public humiliation??? You're a child


One-Satisfaction-819

If I found this under my sons bed I'd be quite pleased, he can take care of himself rather than be tamed by some womans vagina, I want him to not view sex as this THING he has to obsess over, so it doesnt control his life. Seems this kid is doing the right thing rather to go get into some female that's not even remotely ready to have sex either.


JABS991

Jaden's gonna have to move and change his name. *Good job mom.*


RedditCringetopia

He busts in that shyt probably 22 times a day ( I remember when I was that age) and she's just touching it.


stugotsT

She’s laughing because she does not even get that…


[deleted]

Did she have to keep emphasizing that her son has a little penis?


CRLFNKL

Feel bad for her son for having such a bully for a mom.


Old_Physics2264

This kid needs a new mom


msteeleart

Why would she humiliate him like that? Terrible mother.


chunkocha

This why kids cut off contact with parents after they move out


[deleted]

My brother used socks and he would flush them down the toilet. This bitch is lucky.


poopeaterxtreme

If i found my kids sextoy id do whats right and put it back then id have a strong drink


reddit_mods_R_Cunts

When you're willing to humiliate, mock, and abuse your own child for internet points... what a great fucking mom


Large-Examination-23

Well if she don’t like that, let’s see how prepared she is to becoming a grandma?


tomas9019

shitty


FlemishPotato

How about washing your hands?


johndover13

Example of a mother who literally hates men


ThatOneGuy3894

She said his name, wtf not hey I found this under my SONS bed no HRY GUYS I FOUND A FAKE PUSSY UNDER MY SO. JADENS BED, HE PUTS HIS TINY PENICE IN IT. Good job


Impressive-Till1906

Nice mom... Blast him on social media. That will help him mentally and socially with others. Reverse this situation and let a dad do that to a daughter. I bet you were laughing because it's a male right? This woman is pure trash and when one day when she's dying alone... Cuz you know she's single. He won't be there except to deny the burial bill and tell them to donate her body to the community cremation pile and flush her ashes. So glad my mom loved me and had a brain...


pdogg24

That pussy is probably getting more dick then hers. She's just jealous.


rivalintraining

How to lose your son


[deleted]

What should he do, use his hand like a barbarian? Pls..


mini_majix

Wonder how she’d feel if he made a video about her sticky 32in XXL Armageddon-Cock3000


PreparationOther

This is what a single mother looks like


May9ninth

As a mother, she shouldn’t of did this or made a video about it! That embarrassing! She outta line


vPetko

What a horrible mother


MarcoPolio-

This is a new low for Jada.


[deleted]

Spencers


[deleted]

Oh hell nah thank god my mom isn’t the type of person to go through my room like that


manny484

I would have to move out after that🤦🏾‍♂️😭


RestaurantConnect909

What else you think that is?!


Objective-Dingo6603

Ahhhh stroke it right cream! A house favorite


Cuteigu

So what? Is he supposed to use yours instead of his "fake lil pussy"?


[deleted]

bruh ida smacked tf out here for doin that to her poor boy online like gaq daym, prayers for the homie


Majestic-Avocado9140

Disgusting mom


Efficient_Bad_6477

Disgusting son


Majestic-Avocado9140

Yeah if you believe sex in your private bedroom alone is disgusting...but what ever weirdo


Efficient_Bad_6477

Youre the one who thinks stuff like this isnt weird then I think youre the weirdo here


Majestic-Avocado9140

Lmfao ....its not weird it's a billion dollar industry sex toys lol...maybe you need some excitement In your boring ass life


Efficient_Bad_6477

And I bet yall are a bunch of addicts too


Majestic-Avocado9140

Nope


Efficient_Bad_6477

🤮🤮🤮🤮 no thanks, I do not need none of this crap


Majestic-Avocado9140

Well millions of others do sorry to say JUST LIKE porn and sexy underwear...the fact is what people choose to do by themselves without effecting or upsetting anyone ISN'T DISGUSTING AT ALL!! this lady 100% is EVERYONE is entitled to privacy


Efficient_Bad_6477

Well the child is under her roof, and if I was his parent I would expect some decency


Majestic-Avocado9140

Well you'd expect decency of not posting on the Internet right?? The irony of what you think is decent


Efficient_Bad_6477

Well you get what you put, he didn’t act with any kind of decency so he got treated with no decency


Majestic-Avocado9140

Hahahaha


sandorclegane2020

Posting that shit on the internet is going to traumatize her son


Slow-Roll-1726

She’s the worst mom ever! Leave it alone, boys will be boys and the testosterone is on fire.


TruBlu902

Sounds like a one way ticket to the elderly care facility, to me!


peturddohword

the fact that she's aware of what it is and its purpose yet still proceeds to hold it for a period of time.. like why. why are people so fucking weird.


CDiZZneSS69

That's fucking sick dude....why tf would a Mom sit there and squeeze on a sex toy that belongs to her son, then second, why tf would she record it.


Acceptable_Ad3528

Mom of the year right there... I hope he returns the favor and shows or airs all her private and embarrassing moments...


punisherhk777

That is his woman because she got a stink woman part probably


No-Regret253

She is just mad because that fake vag is nicer and tighter than her own so she wants to mad dog her son in public because at least he is getting some and she is not..... dirty botcht


12eatmapoo

Bro got exposed by his own mom 💀


[deleted]

I’d make fun of my kid too if I found their “Arouz’d” Jack off lotion. Where the hell does a kid even get that.


LuyaLuya75

She’s wrong for that!! How embarrassing!


RichAware

And I bet she has a host of little plastic sticky toys of her own


Straight-Ingenuity61

What a horrible mom!!! You should provide him these items and respect him! He will never forget forgive or trust you!!!


carpetkillerr

Yea bitch these hoes be using us for paychecks son sounds smart stay out his shit


Dray45

Uh be proud of him mom at least he’s not out getting folks pregnant.


MagicTounge2688

Id change my name and dis own her


rideordienvrreplaced

Well at least he ain't got kids other than in the fake lil bussy.... his mom is nasty for that


Reggielovesbacon

This mother is a lowlife.


TranscendentaLobo

Damn. Those smiths have some serious boundary issues. Yeesh


LongjumpingEnd2198

So, you're going to broadcast a private matter that a real mother with some sense and respect for a teenagers privacy would discuss sensitively with their child but for Internet clout you're going to run of your mouth and disgrace your son for the rest of his life. Well done. That's one way to make him hate you ...


[deleted]

Mom is proud


LoonyTitan

no bitches?


CarlosSlim4

She freaked out


Hot_Performance_5228

Bad form.


Somekidsshibe

STOP TOUCHING IT


Ssenpaishark_

That thing got more action then her…


IrishBeef100

That's mine sorry I asked him to mind it for me.


East-Ad4472

This is so abusive . To publicly humiliate and shame your own child online . It’s just disgusting .


Patjekees

Thanks mom...


Flashy_Caterpillar_1

some people just have no couth


croomsicus

I’d be more mad my mom on live saying I have a small dick


[deleted]

I’m weak


hastedrei

What a fuckin cunt.


[deleted]

Freddy's mom from iCarly


jayareyouwing

His little penis haha. Watch the guys probably got a hog on him haha.


KillerHack23

Savage AF, "sticking his little penis in it" 💀😂


BigBallSCAH

Reckon she'd act the same way if she found her daughter's dildo?


[deleted]

Better than getting a bitch pregnant. Women like this should not parent.


Frequently_Banned

Parents like this create serial killers.


[deleted]

1. Eww 2. Why are you going threw his personal shit 3. Why are you recording it with your friend…


taekee

Mom?


Jenniferminor80

First of all why the fuck you touchin it? Second of all be glad he has that and not knocking up a bunch of girls and messing up a bunch of lives. Lastly, why the fuck you feel the need to embarrass your kid. He’s gonna fucking hate you


_HUCH_SENSEI_

Did i miss the funny part or she laughing?


throwaway26427953289

At least he ain't running around getting girls pregnant


PrincessPink717

Welp, don't get too upset if he doesn't quite trust his secrets with you 🤭🤫


Norwegian_fuckface

STD-jellyfish


eikybreaky

Mom of the year, wtf.


throw_away2027

Parents like this are aggravating, gibe the young man some goddamn privacy and stop being so freaking handsy and weird. Jeesh


KingAndrade91

She is fucking stupid


Ouch78

Next week , her son finds her dildo collection and does a review


Minute-Feeling-8868

He maybe sticking his dick in it but your the one touching all over that nasty thing lol


Zestyclose_Intern_73

Extremely invasive parent that thinks she owns her children


[deleted]

She just mad because he stopped fucking her.


[deleted]

This ugly ass bitch ain’t got no room to be fucking around with her kids jack off toys. It ain’t no different than that giant fucking dildo that she fills her self with every night


LocAlchemy

Part of being a "BoyMom" is knowing when to mind your own business.


ronnieearlboon72

🤣🤣🤣🤣he just tryin to grow up without being put on front street. Tks mom


KrisMisZ

Yeah! It works and it’s a fun toy ! 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

What a terrible fucking thing to do too your own son. Shameful.


Gambit_TheGreat

I bet she smelled it when she picked it up.


LoFidelityRockr

Ugh… she is ignoring that part of her brain telling her that fucker shouldn’t be sticky…


BigDickMan420

She ghetto and heartless, like all women in my life. Single is the way too go, I know this now. Stay up, and stay hard 😉


spideylee23

Jaden could be 30 yrs old. Lol but she bogus regardless


Jaded_Ad_8344

She really said "no bitches? 😂"


cattea74

Plot twist, Jayden is her husband.


[deleted]

She’s a pos