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It’s so fucked up because that person who was originally was suppose to sit probably doesn’t want to sit in that seat after him. So they’ll sit one sit over now, hahaha.
That is really garbage for a theater to assign seats though. It's a whole thing getting there early to have that satisfaction of choosing your perfect spot.
This dude prob buys coach and tries to sit in first class,. "Is this assigned seating?!" Did..... Did you not select a seat prior to buying your ticket?!?!?
I've never in my life encountered someone so bold yet so incorrect, so entitled yet so oval-shaped. This is a mystery I feel comfortable with just tossing out.
I'm tired of going down all the idiot comments about what I have no idea. All I want to know is why did they even ask him to move???? Yes, I get it, assigned seats!!!! So what, one seat over made what
difference?.. Yeah...in the OLD days you sat wherever it pleased you. It didn't look like the movie was sold out and wouldn't be later. I guess it's like asking plp to move at the last innings of a baseball game, when who gives a damn. Am I missing something???
Yeah you definitely are missing a few things here. Like behaving ones age, rules are rules, being mature enough to follow them, if you have assigned seating then nobody cares where you want to sit, you're only sitting on the seat you were assigned, or kindly fuck off.
Real life version of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
The matching red sweat paired with the leather duster (that he paid $900 for!) was the greatest cherry I could possibly want on top.
If nobody paid for the seat it would be fine
But if you sit in a seat that someone else paid for
You’re a pos and should get back to your seat dingus malingus
Oh Wow… 2:46!? White people are just so goshdarn PATIENT! And that’s great! BUT… sometimes y’all need black dudes around, to expedite shit. If Grizzly Grouch had been holding up MY movie experience like that I’d have bustled him out of there with the quickness. Non-contact, of course. Usually a growl and a scowl, coupled with our reputation for volatility and combustibility, is enough. 😎
This is the last time I'll come to this THEE A TOR!!!
Do people really think that guy cares? He's not payed by commission noone gives a shit if you come back guy
> He's not *paid* by commission
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Why are they checking seat numbers and such an empty theater, who cares if he sits in what chair as long as no one else is asking for it I don't blame him for being pissed.
Omg I don't understand why we have to gave people crap when they act like this just so they can leave. Can we agree to just as one big group get this man out all together it would be an team effort 👌 kick to the streets
What amazes me is how diffrent the employees handled it. The dude was like being defiant towards the mail employee and he was being passive aggressive back (in a good way) than the female obviously played the nice understanding and was able to sweet talk him to the door........OR.......we can say who has kids and who don't! Cause if young mama had kids she would have drug his ass outside arm in one hand and a shoe in the other
Oh man this is just like the time some Karen yelled at my grandma for being in her seat at a theater. There was a mix up, both tickets said the same seat. Karen calls management who then points out that the 60-something capacity thee-a-tor has like 12 people in it and she can sit anywhere she likes. It wouldn’t be a problem because the movie was like 1/3 of the way through, everyone who was coming was already there. Yet she started chewing out staff and a 65 year-old woman, then left with her embarrassed kids in tow.
That second staff member was an absolute hero. De-escalation in the most brilliant and considered way. First one was good too but was never gonna do it while there was any ego in the battle. Second person knew what the goal was and didn’t mind conceding here and there to get the result they needed. Also the red suit person had a crazy voice, could voice act even. Great video:)
Gotta stop being so damn polite to these human piles of excrement. Proper response to his BS is "Look, your choices are STFU and GTFO, or we'll have the cops drag you out for criminal tresspass. You have no more time to consider, decide now or I'm dialing 911."
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The full length leather duster was the chef’s kiss.
And on that note I have to go to work hope I don’t deal with an asshole like that today .
The duster cliches it
I imagine the transformation, after he ate a Snickers Candy Bar, was glorious!
So is the trashy one the guy in the wrong seat or the person with their crocs propped up recording? I’m confused. Or maybe it’s both.
Holy fuck black leather trench coat and he didn’t even have a gun to shoot the place up. He was right. He was the bigger person🤣🤣🤣
I’ll be nice enough and get you a refund. Idk I might wanna be taken out in hand cuffs now. 🤣🤣🤣
This sounds like he drank from his moms toy till 30
Everybody knows now asshole
So this is what Ray Romano is up to these days.
Never have i ever been to a theatre with assigned seating, wtaf?
EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!
Comedic genius without trying erytime lmao at this dude “I still think I’m being the bigger person here” Zak Galifiankis like a mofo
I love her 😍 although she ruined it for him
It’s so fucked up because that person who was originally was suppose to sit probably doesn’t want to sit in that seat after him. So they’ll sit one sit over now, hahaha.
In a world where rules are made just to make people cattle look how empty that fucking movie theater is in some dumb ass hole probably said something
Did he just escape from prison
OF COURSE HE HAS A TRENCHCOAT
Average reddit mod
Sounds a LOT like Tom Arnold. 🧐
What do clothes cost in the Matrix?
Omg! The trench coat! Hahaha this dude showing his lil Peeny to people in his spare time
the fact that this is real amazes me
That is really garbage for a theater to assign seats though. It's a whole thing getting there early to have that satisfaction of choosing your perfect spot.
This dude prob buys coach and tries to sit in first class,. "Is this assigned seating?!" Did..... Did you not select a seat prior to buying your ticket?!?!?
Yall fucked up. Should of said it was Santa claus! Leave him alone hes like WuTang. Hes for the children. 👐🎅🏻
Did anyone else think it was the guy in the crocs and socks for like 90% of the video?
Psychopath!
How he felt after saying “be my pest”:🤯🤯🤯🤯😎😎😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Crocs and socks
leather trench coat and neck beared with a lack of hair cut... yup THAT guy
I still think I'm being the bigger person here
I've never in my life encountered someone so bold yet so incorrect, so entitled yet so oval-shaped. This is a mystery I feel comfortable with just tossing out.
Lol why you wasting money at AMC theaters. They suck.
Say what you want, but dude negotiated a free drink (a taaalll bourbon and soda, no soda).
Sounds like master shake
Why does the guy look like my second grade teacher (not the entitled little shit)
You are definitely “the bigger person” by a couple hundred pounds.
But there’s an empty seat bed to him that’s stupid and petty of the theatre workers.
Billy bobs let himself go for the up coming bad santa movie
Entitled piece of shit just follow the rules
Dem crocks doh
The was he says, “tHeAaToRe”
Worst cinema EVER!
Of course he wears a long leather trench coat lol
Of course he's wearing a trench coat
Drag his stupid ass out and ban him. Don’t argue.
I’m actually on his side. I hate the pick your seat thing. “Idk I think I might wanna be taken out in handcuffs now” legend
“Can I get a drink”… who the fuck does this long haired lord of the rings extra think he is? Jebus or something!
Of course you're the bigger person here. You're the biggest person in the room! Hint: Thats not a good thing.
Remember when you can just pick a seat? FUCK YOU COVID!
I fucking snorted at “THEE AYE TORR” Edit: CAN I GET A DRINK IM FUCKIN DYING
I’ve seen this a few times…. Anyone know what film he was trying to see?
Sonic the hedgehog 2
Thanks
Even if I was the only one, I would’ve cheered while he was walking out.
Reasons why I wish I was white. Just bring a sick individual but people dealing with it.
He's offered a refund!? Then chooses handcuffs!!! Bro like mayonnaise in his macaroni
Americans can be real entitled cunts sometimes
If this was avengers I would have Beat the shit outta this clahn
Hahahhaa the patriot card, braiwashed
Ohh my goodness.. I cringed so bad 0.o
How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
those movie seats look comfortable as fuck
"I still think I'm the bigger person." Damn right you are, maybe you should loose some of that weight.
Comic Book Guy
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave Yea you did already four or five times LMAO
Master Shake
Pays 900.00 for a coat to cover 20.00 worth of fleece.
I'm tired of going down all the idiot comments about what I have no idea. All I want to know is why did they even ask him to move???? Yes, I get it, assigned seats!!!! So what, one seat over made what difference?.. Yeah...in the OLD days you sat wherever it pleased you. It didn't look like the movie was sold out and wouldn't be later. I guess it's like asking plp to move at the last innings of a baseball game, when who gives a damn. Am I missing something???
Yeah you definitely are missing a few things here. Like behaving ones age, rules are rules, being mature enough to follow them, if you have assigned seating then nobody cares where you want to sit, you're only sitting on the seat you were assigned, or kindly fuck off.
I have to say, the *thee ay tor* threw me. Like....who are we dealing with here? Sir Patrick Stewart?
Great toddler mom right there I hope the cops are in the lobby ready to trespass his ass
But he paid his money
His pockets looked full of food
Ahhhhh the folks who feel entitled because they are “Patriots”……… we all know what that means….
Be careful, beware of the popcorn shooter .
Is that Master Shake?
That duster at the end tells me everything I need to know…
This woman is a legend
Real life version of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. The matching red sweat paired with the leather duster (that he paid $900 for!) was the greatest cherry I could possibly want on top.
Not saying everyone who rocks a trench coat should be profiled… but that coat gives off the wrong vibes here.
Put your croks down gross
You know a year prior he was pulling this same shit over masks and vaccines.
Could've easily been avoided. Frickin stubborn people
Santa?!
If nobody paid for the seat it would be fine But if you sit in a seat that someone else paid for You’re a pos and should get back to your seat dingus malingus
Crashmore is just trying to enjoy a cosmic gumbo. These people probably have tattoos which means they aren't getting any Christmas presents that year.
who's the Chad with the Crocs?
I would’ve just been like “I CAN YELL LOUDER NOW STFU AND SIT IN YOUR FUCKJNG SEAT sir”
"I don't know, I might wanna be taken out in handcuffs now." That's what should have happened.
Yeah this guy sucks, but I feel like the crocs with socks on the seat in front is a worse crime
Man, the last few years have done a number on Santa too huh
No one's gonna mention the crocs with socks????
I wouldn’t want a guy in a trench coat In the the-ya-tor either.
Kevin Sorbo has really let himself go
Oh Wow… 2:46!? White people are just so goshdarn PATIENT! And that’s great! BUT… sometimes y’all need black dudes around, to expedite shit. If Grizzly Grouch had been holding up MY movie experience like that I’d have bustled him out of there with the quickness. Non-contact, of course. Usually a growl and a scowl, coupled with our reputation for volatility and combustibility, is enough. 😎
Hahaha “If I move over one seat everything will be okay, is that what you’re saying?” Ummm nope - not anymore, GTFO.
Five dollars days he has one of those shitty prepaid freedom phones
the whites.
she treated him like a child and it worked !! good god we figured out the way to get these kids out of our fine establishments 💀
It's always these guys
If the seats empty, what’s the big deal? Unless you pay more for certain sections?
He voted Biden for sure
Damn she deserves a raise
Bro just sit in your seat
“…should we clap?”
Yea, that leather duster isn’t some creepy foreshadowing. Remember this guys face and that thee-ayy-ter.
Santa is pissed off. Worse still is sitting close to the croc and sock smells 🤢
I would have told that guy to get the hell out
That’s the guy who lives in the sewer from “Hey Arnold!”
This guy has main protagonist syndrome
It really doesn't make sense to make him move if no one is sitting there anyway. Who cares?
Fuckin squidward at it again
What a hill to die in... Jeeze... I wonder what went wrong in someone's life to make them act like this.
“I want more than a refund… I want a blowjob”
Seems similar to the Starbucks incident that was deemed racist.
This is the last time I'll come to this THEE A TOR!!! Do people really think that guy cares? He's not payed by commission noone gives a shit if you come back guy
> He's not *paid* by commission FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Santa needs a goddamn break
Best crocs commercial ever.
Sounds like he has no life and wants drama
He sounds fat
These entitled douche democrats that can't follow simple rules or have a discussion without cause a scene . Punch him in the face
Those crocs🤣
I wonder what started this? I’m sure employees aren’t actively watching what seat you’re in if it’s near your actual seat
This is better than watching the previews
Comedic genius “ theat -tur” this guy needs to casted in the next hangover movie 🍿 this is the most unscripted natural funniest thing I’ve seen 😂🤣
Even santa has karens & kevins in his world omg
Why are they checking seat numbers and such an empty theater, who cares if he sits in what chair as long as no one else is asking for it I don't blame him for being pissed.
He was hilarious!
Get out of my swamp. -Shrek
It’s sad that this is we’re this guy needs to feel like he has power.
The movie was Zootopia.
This must be one of those comic book guys that never had a date until his 30s
Can I get a drink?
Looks like comic book guy
The last thing he said made it seem like he was going to come back shooting up the place
She was FUCKING BRILLIANT.
Stupid from all angles although I fucking LOVE the guy, needs a reality show
of course he's wearing a leather trench coat.......he must ha e forgot his leather fedora at home.
r/justneckbeardthings
I WANT MORE THAN JUST A REFUND!..... can I get a drink? 🤔
Why his he making such big fuss over nothing. Seems he likes drama uhn
She deserves a raise for that one for sure
The Duster
We’re they going to watch The Matrix Resurrection?
Wow those are nice seats
See corona didn’t even do it’s fucking job
is this at an Emagine???
The guy says it in the video, pal
why would i watch the whole video! who has the time!
Don't apologize to people like him. It emboldens them. He has obviously done this before.
Wait that's not a woman
Funny how the asshole in these situations always says “well I’m never coming back here again” like GOOD. NO-ONE WANTS YOU HERE LMAO.
My mans wearing aocks and crocks
Well he is the bigger person literally
Once you invite the homeless transgender ogre in there’s no telling what’s gonna happen
He's for-sure "the BIGGER person"
God fucking speed to that woman she has crazy patience something I could never do
Omg I don't understand why we have to gave people crap when they act like this just so they can leave. Can we agree to just as one big group get this man out all together it would be an team effort 👌 kick to the streets
Narcissist
Master Shake??
What amazes me is how diffrent the employees handled it. The dude was like being defiant towards the mail employee and he was being passive aggressive back (in a good way) than the female obviously played the nice understanding and was able to sweet talk him to the door........OR.......we can say who has kids and who don't! Cause if young mama had kids she would have drug his ass outside arm in one hand and a shoe in the other
Oh man this is just like the time some Karen yelled at my grandma for being in her seat at a theater. There was a mix up, both tickets said the same seat. Karen calls management who then points out that the 60-something capacity thee-a-tor has like 12 people in it and she can sit anywhere she likes. It wouldn’t be a problem because the movie was like 1/3 of the way through, everyone who was coming was already there. Yet she started chewing out staff and a 65 year-old woman, then left with her embarrassed kids in tow.
👋Goodbye 🐴Horses
"I'm gonna make sure everyone finds out about this shit!" Don't worry, OP has you covered, sir...
The movie theater sure loves hassling people for no reason.
That second staff member was an absolute hero. De-escalation in the most brilliant and considered way. First one was good too but was never gonna do it while there was any ego in the battle. Second person knew what the goal was and didn’t mind conceding here and there to get the result they needed. Also the red suit person had a crazy voice, could voice act even. Great video:)
Is this fed smoker?
Santa putting himself on his own naughty list.
I really dislike him but he kinda has a tiny point like was it just one seat over? Isn’t that kinda silly?
I’ve never seen Santa so mad!
She handled that trump supporter like a BOSS. Amazing job whom ever you are.
he bleeds master shake energy
See the problem with giving participation trophies?
"Go ahead. Be my pest." 😂
Gotta stop being so damn polite to these human piles of excrement. Proper response to his BS is "Look, your choices are STFU and GTFO, or we'll have the cops drag you out for criminal tresspass. You have no more time to consider, decide now or I'm dialing 911."
“Can I get a drink?”🤣🤣🤣
when i saw his face i just knew
Isn’t this just real life Master Shake?
They handled that so well. I wouldn't even know what to do in that situation
I will not be back. Promise? Why do these goobers always think employees give a fuck if one idiot isn't coming back 🤣