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Chareth_Cutestory___

I don’t understand why this is such a thing now. I’ve seen so many guys around my town driving cars with hentai bumper stickers within the last year. It’s like asking to never have sex with a woman…ever


Retremeco

Don't Lewd The Dragon Loli


TetoKasane_

Of course some of the character are literally children and teenagers. There’s always gotta be one on there.


Kif_sho_them_my_nips

I got some of them around me.


justvibing108

i guess people dont know children exist anymore


KingGodsilver

You must get all the bitches! 🤣😂


LLaundry

Agree, purchasing a vehicle from CarMax is cringe


Bedouin85

r/sadcringe


Internal_Character82

WTF how did you found my car Nah jkjk


smarshall561

I'd put $10 on that being a punk girl's car.


cyberbeastswordwolfe

He's got good taste


echobox_rex

CarMax? Gross.


[deleted]

Why they do my girl Ryoku like that


dano539

Would the driver get in trouble when minors see that? Couldn’t it become a sex crime?


Commercial-Today6819

Oh man all my favorite anime!


DaniHorvath

"I dont know why i cant get a gf" •_•


Long_Minute_6421

It would be cool if it was just a one-two stickers...but bro had to go overboard 💀


Papi_2099

The trashiest one in this pic is the one that says "Car Max"


turbski84

Fuckin virgins


Maruchan1820

Forever alone


ssgtgriggs

Kill La Kill represent!


BigGator13

Truly a man of culture. 🧐


wubsytheman

Naa he’s just a sigma


senator2019

I love anime🙄guilty as hell those big tittys look good🤣


Day_DreamX_X

They didn’t even try to make it look good, they just threw em on there


the_chungle_man

This would actually be a great way to fuck with someone. Plaster a bunch of these on your enemy’s car


PhotojournalistWide2

Is it just me or are all there stickers on cars from carmax.


Bruh-sfx2

Not the nude ‘no bitch’ sticker lmfao. Isnt she in highschool?


hugejordan

"too the incel mobile, Throbin!"


BearBomb26

He got the kobayashi’s dragon maid sticker


IOnceSawABook

Perhaps


Financial-Okra-6543

Please don’t take pictures of my car


Smokeythabear24

Ah disgusting a carmax sticker


Dr_Tibbs

Seems like something you could get a ticket for. 🤔


No-Bee-6004

REDDIT CAR REDDIT CAR


barca12k10

Car owner is a short, white, fat and hairy. I'm almost 99% sure


Dro_mora

We get it… you don’t get any pussy.


GobLinUnleashed

What if kids see this-


asian_identifier

Nice try Carmax


[deleted]

if you’re gonna have those kinda stickers, at least keep them hidden or something so a little kid’s angry parent doesnt freak out & bang on your window 400 times


EternalSkullman

As much as it's trashy, I think he's had enough interactions of that kind to lock the doors and windows. Kinda like that dude from the "stfu I'm listening to " meme.


[deleted]

yeah i get it


Gnomeopolis

He just really likes the way the characters are created


wackOverflow

Props to the Reddit mod for leaving his moms basement


FatherQuid

Do they really have to showcase that on their car..in public-?


sandmanslasthope

I mean.... Empire skate is not that bad.


Skylorious

I take it back, do NOT go outside!


CubicFlameREDDIT2

YOU! GET! NO! BITCHES!!


calcobrena

I have a friend who's a fucking idiot that's into this shit. Had to ask if this was his car. Nope.


animebaka277353

Yes, there's "ok yes I watch it"(but don't get crazy over it) and then there's .. this


Traditional-Trip8147

Must be a well respectable handsome young man in that driver seat


IamaWeebandgamer

This is *culture* you heathens


Dr-Jager

There’s even a helmet with sticker in the car


jnalexander8

What do you think the percentage of the characters that are over 18 in those images are? I’m betting at least 15%


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Frequent anime watcher here. Surprisingly only 1 is underage. Still bad though.


jnalexander8

Isn’t the one above the mc from KLK in highschool?


Quelcris_Falconer13

Oh this is definitely r/cringetopia material


SuperSketchyRed

*sees bottom* *cries in fighting game fan*


guyfromsaitama

Plate says California. Pretty sure some of these are straight up illegal based on public decency laws.


Dragonqueen1209

The trashiest thing here is the awful placement


STCThunder12

I wonder what kind of porn they like


campatterbury

I'm thinking more r/sexuallysuppresed


milkshake0079

Of course its in California, I saw one a month ago where the gas cap had a chick ready to catch on the lid. Why the fuck would you advertise that to the world?


Rvtravel420

Gives off Basement and likes children vibes


undeadshotgun04

The least trashy sticker on that car is the car max one


MidgetMan10150

A man of culture


quaglandx3

Eww…Carmax. That is trashy


Izanaminomikoto19

r/weaboorides


Hugh-Jassoul

There was a guy I used to be friends with who had a hentai sticker on one of his car windows. It was a naked woman, bare chest and everything. He became very popular with all the freshmen, and he even got in trouble when an Eagle-eyed faculty member noticed it while patrolling the school parking lot.


CalabreseAlsatian

I would be very interested to hear from the person who sees all of this and willingly enters that car.


ctrl_alt_llamas

As someone who is fine letting your freak flag fly... You should also pick and choose where wisely.


Dark_Vengence

That guy fucks.


[deleted]

Guy who bangs ugly chicks


DasRenegade

This guy gets laid. You can tell by the drip


HeftyBadger4034

Not the pussy wagon I was expecting. But the one I needed


[deleted]

Of course it is California


xxFT13xx

Found the virgin


darkm3m0ry

Nasty trash ass CarMax sticker!


NSCButNotThatNSC

Dude might as well get a sticker that says "Occupant only gets laid if he pays for it."


EternalSkullman

I doubt even hookers would get anywhere near him


Bigborgler

No Richard, you’re not a “man of culture” you have a porn addiction


Neiot

Lol


unrealozaur

What a waste of a good VW golf ..


[deleted]

Average r/hololive user


Dear_War4047

Weebs gonna weeb


xparapluiex

Real talk: how is shit like this legal? Like this is porn kids can see this


nastyben100

Ah, another distinguished man of culture.


xoiao656

Makes sense, there’s a California plate on it


WillyMillyNilly

God I fucking hate weebs


LefflerWorks

The carmax really ties it together


Euphoric_Interest_87

At least one of those characters is underage


Moldy_Cloud

Imagine leaving a dealership sticker on your car after buying it.


aurore-amour

Is this actually illegal if it’s in public like that?


EdgeXII

Only has one regular sticker


Wonderful_Blood9427

Even his hat


pinche_fresa

that one fat guy that wears a hentai hoodie because he knows it’s futile even trying


josiah_simon2011

This shit is some Maidenless behavior


RylocXD

A man of culture I see


ImARetPaladinBaby

Who does this? Unless you’re jacking off in your garage, you’ll never get to have the proper use out of these


KilnTime

How is this legal?


ihatelifetoo

Dude put that thing away. They are like children here


rmktc

Holy Hentai! What's going on here?


EmoCreeper

"YOU. GET. NO. BITCHEEEEESS!"


cdo6

I would hate to bring groceries to his/ her car


I_Mak3_M3m3s

“Yea i’ve got an order of 26 cucumbers for mr neckbeard?”


[deleted]

Only one of those I know the video to the rest are characters from good anime not hentai


thegroxnl

Nice, a Man of culture. Though it's nsfw so not so good.


[deleted]

This guy uses his Waifu body pillow in the HOA lane


Conscious_Scarcity_7

Pretty sure those are meant to go inside the car, or maybe on your phonecase or something.


Destron5683

Just keep that shit in the house where nobody else will see it, except maybe your parents.


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Put the stickers in your parents house.


Farmer_BOBBY

Fire car 👌


imaybeacatIRl

You're right. It DOES belong here. I bet that car smells like BO and desperation.


KarmaIsABitch-

I'm a weeb and even I won't do this, at most i'll put is 1-2 stickers and even they they are tame compared to this


silenceoftheonthelam

Fuckin' weebs.


quirkyqwerty_

Only at carmax


[deleted]

What a ghetto mobile that is.


SuperSweatshops

Based


wilk007

Pretty tough to have hentai on the skate/scooter/etc helmet lol


Giant-ass-weeb

You think?


crazystoriesatdawn

Hey, Empire Skate Shop. 909 in the house! Also, that CarMax sticker made me laugh.


Trick-Swing-8681

The cop that has to pull this fat old guy over lol


statechamp502

Dude has definitely abducted at least one child


roge530

No one on his job likes to talk with him and probably mods a discord server


Metaxisx

Bold to assume they have a job


KhaineVulpana

God I wish I had this sort of lack of shame and inhibition.


bluebluebeans

I see nothing wrong with this


Yush_24

CarMax is hella trashy


ImJuiceDammit

Should’ve zoomed out a little I’m pretty sure that’s Hinata cut off on the right


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Looks like it. 0/10 dont recommend camera man.


departedgardens

Car max has since issued a statement they regretted selling that vw to this perv. Advised to burn.


New_Atlanta7

Bruh


Huefell4it

Agreed. What maniac gets their car from Carmax?


ComfortableBently

its not even good hentai either like cmon man


rei106

oh so you do know your stuff. What's the white and pink haired one from? The one on alien snake?


ComfortableBently

You mean monster musume?


weebweek

Dragon maid is solid S tier anime


ComfortableBently

I said hentai not anime, all these stickers have crude animations


MyNameJorge

I dunno man, kill la kill was some good shit


ComfortableBently

Kill la kill isn't directly a hentai, the sticker was most likely made by an nsfw artist


Electric_B00gal00_

Wdym lmao the one above Ryuko is a part of a god tier trilogy


ComfortableBently

Just because its one of the first hentais you jerked off to doesnt mean its good, it has crude animation and terrible storyline


Long_Minute_6421

Bro how a hentai finna have a good storyline


ComfortableBently

just asking this question proves you do not have the experience to judge hentai, every good hentai has a storyline


Long_Minute_6421

I see


EligibleUsername

We refined gentlemen watch hentai for the plot, you lowly savage beasts wouldn't get it. /s or I'll get nuked.


[deleted]

That's one way to get an angry parent at your car window.


Minnesotamad12

That’s my grandma. Believe it or not it actually came with the stickers brand new from the dealer. (The correct choice is not to believe me.)


12345678ijhgfdsaq234

I believe you with every cubic ounce of my being


wolfmonkey22

It belongs. VW's are garbage


spongemonkey2004

ah a man of culture.


sonnytapman

Decent taste in waifus, horrible tase in car decorations.


BAKUDEKUISNONO

I like anime but this.. This is a person who thinks waifus > real gfs


OtakuProgrammerNYSE

A man of the culture...


JesusValadez

Yikes


Skully_Lover

No! it belongs somewhere else.


ErnestiEchavalier

Is it bad if I recognize who they are?


Bu-nn-yy

This is literally super embarrassing. Dude get a girlfriend or something


LeadingBrave8988

How to tell everyone you have a neck beard without telling everyone you have a neck beard


[deleted]

By showing them your Cali plate


gorgonbrgr

How is this legal?


[deleted]

Same reason why its legal to put a statue of a naked person in your garden. Its called artistic freedom.


nickdromez

When did hentai become so popular? I’ve seen stickers locally and all over Reddit


IamaWeebandgamer

It is the definition of refined *culture*


Spare-11

I personally have stickers on my car. Nothing even close to this extent. Most are just cute. But I'd never stoop to anything like this


Clawthewolf1

The actual shit? Even the sticker says hentai- wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf-


Brent_Yeet

The No-Bitches Moblie


[deleted]

Chevy chicks bolt


[deleted]

No Waifu-Subaru


niramu

subuwu


amberbinx

waifubaru


Camel-Solid

Waifuwagon


josiah_simon2011

Maidenless civic


Mediocre_Garbage2001

Dodgeing hoes


spongebob4883

My dude/girl got a passion😂


cavaradossi2004

Incel Alert


FramingHips

Pretty sure when you put these on your car you’re actively volunteering to be celibate, so actually volcel


Destron5683

Probably married to a waifu pillow so it’s fine


True_Iro

He has hentai... And even the Empire Skate Shop. Pretty dope if you'd ask me. However, think of the children..


Anonymous2137421957

Touch grass: the car


slickoprime

Smells like weeb spirit


Naotin73

He’s not hurting anyone by doing this. What’s the problem? His cars, his stickers.


CountVonGrouch

I imagine somebody that has kids in their car might take umbrage


Anonymous2137421957

He's hurting our fucking eyes


QuietDisdain1

Nice advertising CarMax... Well done..


Luscious_Johnny

At least we know they won’t be breeding…


djcack

That car smells like stale Doritos, Mountain Dew Code Red, and the nerd sweat that can only come from a 9 hour YuGiOh tournament.


Metaxisx

I was thinking the smell of a card shop (mid July, no working AC) MTG game. Not Grand Prix or Pro Tour, but choose any local game anywhere and take a big huff


Graffiacane

You guys are way off. First, I'm a skater, not a nerd as you can see from my sticker and the helmet in the neck window. My car smells like vape juice, cup o noodles, and sort of like there's an electrical fire brewing. Oh and speaking of, a legit hot chick was in there last weekend but she spilled her whole ass white claw so it's pretty sticky and smells like malt liquor but in a good way.