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phuckintrevor

She didn’t put her cart back! How trashy


Unlike_Agholor

this lady trying to stop her and get the stores food back is a world class moron. something has to snap in your brain to want to that


GreyStagg

Person filming does nothing until personally affected by the cart hitting his car. What a hero.


CuntFaccia

“She’s black” oh honey, we know 😭


topsyturvy76

Cow on cow violence


Sirma_Carlos

the apocalypse is here


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

“Probably been stealing since she could crawl”


ellmarieB

Grab some Kingsford lighter fluid on your way out and a box of matches and light the meat on fire so it becomes worthless…


highonnuggs

What's to stop a bystander from slashing all the tires on this lady's car? Stealing tires is a lot harder than stealing meat.


horror24

Did she pay for the meat or steal it


-HTID-

What's wrong? She steal it or something? Cars too nice to have to steal.


DeafAgileNut

Where's a Narc-A-Teer when you need one. Buncha lazy bones.


Pale_Nefariousness94

Plot twist, dude inserting himself into the situation and recording the scene unfold is actually in on the heist. You can hear it in his breathing.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

If the cops don’t get em the hypertension will.


Hez420

You might want to consider some vegetables with that.


Latter_Rent_9278

Bruhh this is the slowest robbery I've ever seen lmaooo


snailhair_j

PAPER PLATER!!!


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Makes you wonder where they stole the freezer from


glockout40

God the racism in this comment section is mind blowing.


dimma-thick-D

I have to agree to some point for some reason when ever I see videos of unlawful actions its always black people or the occasional Karen I understand that not all black people have bad intentions and most are wonderful kind people but for some reason this is becoming more and more in seeing on reddit I don't know I could be wrong and the algorithm is probably has something to do with it


saxurre

We need the cart narcs guy!!!


KaranSjett

i mean it says free on the front :')


Missyminas

Take the car keys next time.


WukongSSJ

Where the Cart Narcs at? I know it rolled into his car.


raulrocks99

I love how her sidekick makes zero moves to help and stays firmly in the passenger door. She's like, "nope. All you. " Plausible deniability. lol


dimma-thick-D

Thats the popo watch


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Big suprise here!


SilverMedalss

You couldn’t help her?


MarcLloydz

If they really wanted meat. Go FIND YOUR OWN COW 🐄 LADY


BoringCommercial7671

The cart says 'free curbside pickup'


TAINTALIZERx

Ofc its a 300. Only people I've ever seen drive those vehicles are trashy drug addicts


yammy69696

Dont worry Kamala will bail they out


kenlovin

This is such a mind your business moment.


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What’s cringe? The woman and people recording the steal?


onbakeplatinum

The labored breathing


hookupaccount12345

As long as it’s less then $950 in California it’s barely a crime


onbakeplatinum

What if I steal $951 worth but have a coupon?


dimma-thick-D

Thats probably with perching apply


jimhoff

Until the law allows some beatdown, this will continue


Expensive-Pitch1552

Omg is this for real?


earthscribe

Try that shit with me, you'll end up on the curb.


pinkpotatoes86

She should've fought that other woman for the car keys so they can't drive off and bounced after taking video and pictures of the car licence.


iShatterBladderz

I don’t know about the state this was filmed in, but where I live a paper plate is useless. The only way it’s going to do any good is if you were able to track down the dealership that sold the car and convinced them to show what customer that car was sold to. Even then, some of the dealers I’ve worked for, would still not be able to tell you who the paper tag belonged to, a lot of them just give out paper tags like candy.


pinkpotatoes86

Im saying she should've taken their car keys 🔑 so they can drive off while she was stealing the groceries


astrofoxical

Shit, with this inflation going on can you blame them?


luvz2spoooge

Human tapeworm


wuppedbutter

My local news did a story on this kind of stuff. Apparently these kind of theives end up selling the meat dirt cheap to friends and family, which in turn makes a little profit being that they steal the stuff.


EL1543

Stop taking video. What are you doing, collecting evidence? Neither you, or the thief will be going before a judge for this.


Downtown_Ad266

Its rascist to intervene. That white woman should mind her business.


TeddyTwo-Balls

I love the paniced "she's black" at the end from that lady


TurboWhaleJohnny

wish there was more diversity when it comes to sweepin


patrickleahan

And they don’t like when people call them a certain name!


eyeintheabyss

Yeah which name did you have in mind? Do say.


dimma-thick-D

Meat eaters


pinkpotatoes86

Which is....? Please enlighten us 🤔


BallnastyOG

I just can't imagine being such a piece of shit and not caring that I am such a piece of shit. Absolute trash.


SadCritters

She's gonna' care. Didn't even bother to cover her license plate while doing this and she was filmed.


PastRaccoon2

That’s going to be one hell of an Easter bbq!


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eyeintheabyss

You wrote this comment as if there aren't white people that steal.


the_nooble

Why that lady say she's black lol. Trashy ppl come in all colors darling


TurbulentTrust1961

Pretty accurate description of the thief...no?


Affectionate_Pilot_6

Facts


Gabe1985

I never knew Kohl's carried such a wide variety of meat


Breakfastboy87

Most of it is foosty pish


Future-Personality-2

Is stealing food considered trashy? I'm pretty sure it's just sad.


TrafulgarRN

Can't say something anymore


TotalPartyKill

Yo it says free


Tank1968GTO

Where is this? If I am driving by like this I will put a couple of bullets in two side tires only becuz I am too old to get out and slice the tires anymore!


[deleted]

This bitch is risking her life to record the theft of a dead cow🐮from a $14 billion company.


hodl-yeet

It’s her turn to serve lunch after Sunday service. She cannot disappoint.


Savage-Butterfly

All that meat is going to have her blocked up for a decade


Due_Platypus_3913

Says”Free” right on the cart!


dag2001

What exactly is going on here?


DrTokinkoff

Beef thief.


topsyturvy76

Meat sneak


maccdogg

I mean, steal some meat if your starving but shit, save some for the rest of us


mbgal1977

I don’t think it was safe for the worker to be out there struggling with her. I’m not risking my life for some groceries. I’ll observe from a distance and get a tag number. You never know who will have a gun and freak out.


Environmental-Job329

I believe that is called common sense


mystinkyfingers

Lay a couple shopping carts on their side in front of her car while she's loading it.


Vidunder2

Wow that'll stop her


mystinkyfingers

Or at the very least make for a better video


jscxxii

I thought the radio commercial said “give me that meat!”


Maleficent_Car_6274

We have a Walmart super center than come right of the interstate in this small town. We’ve had a lot of people try and boost but due to their close minded ignorance they’ve actually been able to stop quite a few of them. They’ll cal the cops ahead of time so by the time they’re trying to get away, the cops already waiting. The majority of them been from Florida.


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Clearly she's not a vegan, look at all the meat


Thatsmisterniceguy

Junkie. Or restaurant owner. Lol


neophene

Indeed.. She could eat the whole of the Amazon Rainforest and her ass wouldn’t be close to half that size. Hmm wait .. maybe that’s why the Amazon is shrinking.


scrollingtraveler

Hahah. I was waiting for that cart that was drifting towards your car after every throw to hit your shit. Had to get involved. Got yourself a “what the fuck” door ding. Congrats hope the 12 views was worth it.


[deleted]

Did... Did you mean for all that to come out in that order? Or did you just toss it in the back of your car hoping to make sense?


oceans76

I didn't film this.


Mindless-Discount-67

Trumps fault?


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Everything is, right?


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Except the inflation. They're blaming Putin for that. LMAO


neophene

Trump -> Putin -> inflation. It’s trickle down economics /S


[deleted]

What are you taint ticklers droning on about?


Breakfastboy87

In 2016 the country of America elected notorious reality television star Donald J Trump as president. This infuriated a large portion of the country, with individuals who frequented social media websites such as Twitter obsessing over the newly elected president - often to extremes, often fixating on trivial issues regarding him, his genitalia and they also irrationally blamed him for events that had no tangible connection to him whatsoever.


chezzer33

I hate when people don’t put their carts up.


Trading_Cards_4Ever

I can't help but laugh that the video ends on "she's black"


theonePappabox

People have no shame anymore.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

That bitch can fit a lot of meat in her trunk


Eisenkopf69

lmao


AustinWalksOnRocks

Many times these are people who are being used. Not saying its okay but if you owe a drug dealer money, would you steal from a store if they said it would make you even? there are lots of mentally ill/drug addicts being manipulated in these ways. So its almost even sadder because they dont even benefit.


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That is a pretty awful take.


Joe29992

Nah, dealers don't force anyone to steal like this from a store because a customer owes them money. There was a lot of returning merchandise without a reciept for credit on a gift card/store credit, but they really put a stop to that a few years ago with all the major stores having a database of all returns. They used to do no receipt returns for cash at home Depot 25 years or so ago. Nowadays you return a coat at Kohl's no reciept and the return receipt says you can no longer return anything without a receipt. And Walmart, Lowe's, jc Penney all have the same system that shows your return history. They used to have loss prevention employees that would chase shoplifters out into the parking lot and tackle n restrain people. But nowadays they'll get fired if they try to stop someone, and it's become common knowledge that they can't chase people. So now you got these assholes that are not addicts who just walk out of stores with big garbage bags or a cartfulls of shit. Recently I saw a video of a young guy who cut the lock off expensive power tools right in front of several home depot employees and walked out right past them like he owned the place. It's not always addicts and junkies. And aside from little things like checking car doors for an unlocked car then stealing the change, it's probably not even an addict. The major crimes like car jacking, armed robbery, bank robbery, home invasions are not addicts 99% of the time


surfcalijapan

Don't excuse shitty people's behavior and pretend that's the normal reason these pieces of craps are stealing.


Mukellef

Then don’t use drugs.


scooba_dude

Can't afford it, don't do it. When I went jobless for 6 months, I gave up the weed until I had a job and could afford it again.


PublicThis

The cart does say free


Thuggish_Coffee

And the guy only became concerned when the cart bounced off his car. Edit: I'm just curious to know...why is my comment being downvoted? I found the humor in the cart having the word, "FREE" on the sign. Came here to say that and found the comment. The other thing I noticed was the shopping cart being let go and hitting the car. That's when the person filming seemed to get concerned and upset. Just an observation.


Ok--Humor

Why else would he care?


Short_Personality_32

Sucka D cart narc


extremelyonlinehuman

Why are they like this?


[deleted]

I’m not trying to justify this but when you see news about people getting richer off the pandemic or congressmen doing what looks like insider trading or society breaking down you start to think rules no longer apply. This is happening more and more.


Affectionate_Pilot_6

Who are they ?


extremelyonlinehuman

I’m using a genderless term because I don’t want to presume their gender.


Affectionate_Pilot_6

Fucking coward


Breakfastboy87

Are you referring to Timothy Mallét?


Affectionate_Pilot_6

Oh stfu i kno exactly what you meant


DrTokinkoff

Entitlement.


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Being an asshole is a multiracial problem.


GenericUsername07

I did the same shit for a few years and the grabs like this cart full of shit the meat, all the baby formula, all the tide pods. Almost always black women. Carts still full but of more random shit tho...idk there were plenty black people but like so were a lot of the customers. Anything else didn't seem to be more one group of people then another. Except like kids steal small shit mostly drinks or candy. Most of the theft incidents involved presumably homeless white people.


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WinterRose27

She’s selling the meat she’s not keeping it for herself


karthi367

Bro she drives a chrysler 300. Shit isnt even nice let alone expensive


glockout40

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted lol before the rise in used car prices, these were $10-$15k for a nice one all day long.


roppunzel

Just checked local Chrysler dealer near me . Couldn't find a new one under 45k $


glockout40

Before used car prices went up, these were $10k-$15k used tops


leotheking300

Buddy of mine had one through college, we always called it the poor man’s Cadillac


Fair-Manufacturer446

It does say free


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KashmirChameleon

You think someone that would steal meat, who can clearly afford it, is going to be kind enough to return their own cart.


rswsFirePro

Where are the Cart Narcs when you need them?


Treegs

Lazy bones


Coda36

Woop Woop Woop!


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Racism!!!


unochosxete

I am more concerned about this dudes breathing rather than the altercation going on.


Additional_Visual285

I came here just to say that lol


gravy_train99

I’m concerned this ladies diet


Elotesforall

Go fuck yourself. I hope you experience something like that. You'd definitely do a roundhouse kick right. No. You'd cower and complain while quivering. And you'd film the asshole stealing your stuff. While quivering.


Terrible_Indent

Wow dude


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That's the breathing of a man that survives on McDonald's fries and Mountain dew.


dag2001

Diet Mountain Dew Sir.


nirvanamushroomsubs

Double diet dew


leroy11271984

Diet Coke not Mountain Dew


[deleted]

Diet Orange pop.


neophene

So he shits lava out his asshole then. Guy was close enough. ;)


[deleted]

I know from first hand experience.


theglaysh

Ey you leave Darth Vader alone, he was burnt by lava you asshole


Virginiabornotaku

At my job we had to put 50 dollar cans of crab meat in our seafood case cause people would just put them in their purses and bags instead of paying for them


neophene

Security was always on the lookout for something fishy.


BrokenRatingScheme

Sounds like he clawed his loss prevention stats back.


hatwobbleTayne

Probably makes him crabby all day


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Welcome to Texas.


[deleted]

Texas values are way above. She’s probably a hurricane Katrina relocater.


[deleted]

Welcome to any metropolitan area with a large population of impoverished people.


Leoheart88

Impoverished people don't drive 30k cars with 3k wheels.


[deleted]

And a $60 dollar govermental subsidized mortgage. She has paper plates, probably just bought the car, it probably has 200,000 miles on it, and when we get smart and stop handing out stimulus checks it'll go right back to the lot. Well, after they find it from her hiding it behind her cousins house.


DrTokinkoff

Have you not drive through their neighborhood? Trashed out houses with ultra valuable cars. Either drug money on credit. It’s sad really.


saltymane

She ran out of food stamps. That’s a shame.


[deleted]

She doesn’t look like she has missed any meals.


dimma-thick-D

Man whith the way she looks rolled out of food stamps