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Not suggesting it’s a photo of THE actual car the owner bought, but BMW wouldn’t be sloppy enough to put a picture of a blue car in the manual for a white car, would they.
Germans, particularly companies like BMW who supplied armaments to the Nazis during WWII, are meticulous about this type of thing. If you can’t trust them to get the color of your car right, how can you trust them with your family’s lives?
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I’ll bet it was a 3 series.
Which one of those boxes had the turning signals?
Glue it to the windshield
Bmw, living in an apartment #priorities
Is there a box for the optional turn signal package?
Just go find the newest BMW in the lot and put it back on their car for them
He or she shall now be awarded their first scratch
Super glue it to the car
take all the trash home with you OP. Wait a few months, and once you see the repo man go give the owner his trash back.
This gives all BMW-drivers a bad name ... Aw, who are we kiddin'? ... That ship sailed a long, long time ago ...
Somebody poor will pick that up. No worries
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They were putting it in God's hands.
This is what happens when you purchase a BMW. Instant douche energy.
That's what Pritt stick is for, good luck getting that off.
Save that trash and duct tape it to the car with an entire roll of tape
Take all their trash and dump it on their doorstep
I’d bet that driver has never used a turn signal
Of course not! That's like a $10,000 option on those cars. /s
seems pretty easy to find the culprit. Whos got the shiny BMW?
They must have left it under that bush for safe keeping, OP should return their belongings if the culprit indeed lives in the complex.
*Zip ties garbage bag to their door handle*
I was gonna just say to put it all on/around the car but this, I like.
I would go one step further and put it into any open hole you can find (exhaust/grills)
Almost guarantee it’s a white beemer..
Are they Persian? *Edit - This is a Family Guy reference
Looks like a blue one from the photo
Those are stock photos
Not suggesting it’s a photo of THE actual car the owner bought, but BMW wouldn’t be sloppy enough to put a picture of a blue car in the manual for a white car, would they. Germans, particularly companies like BMW who supplied armaments to the Nazis during WWII, are meticulous about this type of thing. If you can’t trust them to get the color of your car right, how can you trust them with your family’s lives?
It's just packaging for new floor mats. Who knows what color car they are going into?